ITT we make achievements for school shootings
>who's the faggot now?
>force two chads to have gay sex
>captain ahab
>target only land whales
>it's high noon
>Use only a revolver and shout "it's high noon" while clearing a room
>homo
>wear clothing associated with gay pride while talking like a fag and leave a manifesto saying you did it for gay rights
>>29918372
>>it's high noon
>>Use only a revolver and shout "it's high noon" while clearing a room
The gay one here is you, anon.
>>29918372
>pretend to be islamic
>shout allah snackbar and whatnot
>>29918408t. Israel
>freeman
>have An accomplice play Morgan freemam documentaries over the school PA system
>>29918372
>Hard Boiled
Slide down a banister while dual wielding
>Cupid
Get a double-kill on a couple embracing
>Bonjour!
Kill someone with a baguette
>RIP AND TEAR
Clear out a room using only your fists
>Richard
Steal a chicken mask from the props department
>Jacket
Steal a Chad's letterman jacket
>Do You Like Hurting People?
Clear a room with the jacket and chicken mask on
>Burnt Offering
Kill 30 Jewish classmates
>>29918408t. CIA-Mossad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vK53IQyXEjc
>>29918372
>RIP N' TEAR
Use only brass knuckles for a weapon
>Rodger's Retribution
Kill only Stacies.
>The Uprising
Recruit five robots from /r9k/ and start a school shooting
>The Master and The Puppet
Convice the weird kid to start a school shooting
>Hot potato
Burn down the special ed class with a molotov
>>29918499
>mashed potatoes
Smash a tards face in with a sledgehammer
>>29918483
Nigga that turf was already claimed
While we're on the subject of Doom, however...
>Argent Energy
Kick a kid's head into a fuse box
>At Doom's Gate
Play the theme from Doom as you walk in.
>Haste
Clear a room in under 1 minute
>>29918372
>inb4 fbi watch list
>Internet Tough-guy
Post a thread on /r9k/ inviting others to join you in your infantile power fantasies
>>29918524
HEY FBI CAN I BE ON A WATCHLIST?
>Medium Rare
Kill a roastie or stacey with a molotov
>Chadsteal
Make chad fuck you in the ass in missionary and creampie you
>>29918372
Hahaha I completely lost my shit at that comic
Where can I find more
>>29918497
This one's my favorite.
le forced originality bullshit
>The Chiropractor
Kill one student with another student's jaw or spinal column
>Tinker Tailor
Sew a robotics student's mouth shut
>Soldier Spy
Stealth kill the entire JROTC
>Is Mayonnaise An Instrument?
Grenade Kill a band classroom
>The Plague
Use harpoon gun to hang a student from the ceiling
>Drag Queen
Drag a Stacey down the hallway
>You've Got Red On You
Beat a student to death with a pool cue
>>29918558
thats pretty gay desu
oregano pls
>>29918606
Fucking lost it at drag queen
>>29918606
>that hobo with a shotgun reference
>Think of the Children
Dress up and act like the latest Grand Theft Auto protagonist during your rampage.
>Self Esteem Bust
Feel up an average girl in front of the most popular girl in the school then leave.
>>29918372
>Cue Ghostbusters theme
Fucking Hyperkek. On that note, another round of themed kills.
>Don't Cross The Streams
Score a Double Kill in the Urinal
>Bustin' Makes Me Feel Good
Cum on a Stacey
>That Would've Worked If You Hadn't Stopped Me
Drill a hole in a student's head
>We Came, We Saw, We Kicked It's Ass!
Kill a landwhale in the cafeteria
>>29918639
Ayyy was hoping someone would get that. Kinda want to do another themed round of kills but that's almost too easy.
>GOTTA GET A GRIP
take PCP and Xanax before you start
>>29918372
>Spray & Pray
You have to clear 3 classes without ever taking your finger off the triger (non stop fire).
>USAin't bolt
kill the athletics team while barefoot.
>it ain't me
Fire an m-60 while flying in a choper.
>>29918522
>>At Doom's Gate
>Play the theme from Doom as you walk in.
Breivik did this but with Requiem for a Dream.
>Just Bee Yourself!
Unleash a swarm of bees into the locker room
>Jim Morrison
Kill two students with doors
>Hail To The King, Baby
Clear a room with either the Shotgun or the Chainsaw
>Drowning Achievement
Drown the valedictorian
>Moonman, Moonman.
Kill 20 minorities
>Roofied!
Kill 29/30 students in one class.
>Most Valuable Player
Kill the baseball team with a bat
>Tackled-On
Kill the american football team with a fishing rod
>To Hell and Back
Barge in, show everyone your guns, realize you forgot your ammo, go back to get it and then go back in
>Long Distance Relationship
Kill each member of a couple as far away as possible from each other, without letting any of them know if the other is dead or not
>>29918894
Kek'd at To Hell And Back
>Hostage Gambit
Escape by pretending to be a normie fleeing the scene
>Part II: Electric Boogaloo
Shoot up a second school
>Part III: The Columbinening
Attack a third school
The Professional:
Kill a SWAT team using only a pistol and knife.
>This Is From Matilda
Kill both yourself and a law enforcement officer using a grenade, while mortally wounded.
>And Youre To Blame
Kill 25 with shots to the heart
>Bad Medicine
Kill someone with morphine under false pretenses of giving first aid
>Richard
Wear a mask
>Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia
Light a Botany student's hair on fire
>Window Shopping
Slam a student's head into a window
>Classic Mode
Wear a Natural Selection T-Shirt
>Kryptonite Condom
Make a Stacey explode from the inside out
It kinda bothers me that I'm coming up with so many of these, but dammit this is fun.
>>29918372
>Condemned
Rip out the top chad's jaw, shoulders and spine out
>Bloodlust
Use blades to slit 10 stacy throats
>Can you pass me the Mustard?
Use mustard gas around the school
>LET'S GET WASTED
Dress like fratboy and stab people with broken bottles
>Can I Axe you a question? (cheesy af)
Split 15 normalfag skulls
>The Mute Man
Cover your mouth with bandages and make-up then kill with hatchet only
>Holy Crusader
Dress as knight and impale muslim kids while screaming Bible verses in latin
>Poz my neghole
Stick Remington up gay kid's assholes and pull the trigger
>Praisin' the Asian
Dress like Elliot Rodger and drive into the school in your BMW and Gucci sunglasses
>It ain't me
Dress up in your grandpa's vietnam uniform and hunt down all the gooks in the school
>You will know my pain
Cosplay as Pein from Naruto and stab people with black metal rods
>Cuck
Dress up as Louie C.K. , shoot all the white people and force the stacies to suck the black kid's cock.
>DUDE WEED LMAO
Get high , shoot as many people as possible then blame it on drugs.
>Viya is violent
Dress up as Shadow the Edgehog and shoot normalfags on your motorcycle
>Old School
Kill any number of football players or cheerleaders
Kill yourself
Explicitly reference Marylin Manson in your manifesto
>Step into the Arena
Force two students to fight to the death
>Your Last Wish
Force a teacher to rape a girl
>The 6 Gorrillion
Kill EVERYONE while wearing a gorilla suit
>Fire-proof
Kill someone on fire by hitting them on the head with a full extinguisher
>Ama te ipsum
Suicidal murder spree.
>Backstabber
Kill a robot.
>Edgelord
Kill 5 victims with a katana.
>Eric would've been proud
Wear a long black coat and kill atleast 13 people while wearing it.
>Shinobi
Run down the hallway with your arms straight behind your back
>Horror Movie Harbinger
Tell five people you're going to shoot up the school, and none of them believe you
>>29918372
>Get On With Your Life
Cancel the shooting, get fit, buy some nice clothes, get a haircut, lose weight, be more social, find a girlfriend, graduate on the top of your class, move out from your parents house, find a well-paying job that you love and are good at, marry a qt virgin, have three children, grow old and die.
>>29919145
Boooo
You suck, whatever your name is
>Where's My Watch?
Kill a boxer
>World War Z
Trip a student and shoot them in the head.
>Me Or My Son
Kill a pair of identical twins on separate floors
>Rainbow Dash
Kill 30 gay kids running away from you
>Green Is Not A Creative Color
Kill 10 Art students wearing green
>The Reckoning
All accomplices ride in on horses.
>Doof Warrior
Use the flamethrower on a guitarist
>who's the hero now?
Wait for a Chad to rush you, then shoot him in his legs as he runs at you, then let him slowly bleed out on the floor
>deep fried chicken, extra crispy
Molotov a black student
>an apple a day
Force feed a teacher a grenade painted red to look like an apple
>I belive I can fly
Throw a staight A student out of the highest window in your school
>role reversal
Drown a Chad to death in a toilet
>Sleepy time
Knock everyone out by putting a sleeping gas into the vents
>science is cool
freeze a science nerd to death using a cryogenic gas
>science is a blast
Make a chemical bomb and blow up a classroom with it
>friends till the end
At the end of your shooting, kill yourself in front of someone who was friendly to you for whatever reason. Make sure you have a nice smile and a friendly and open posture when killing yourself.
>Drop The Bass
Push a Bassist off the balcony
>The Purge
Poison the student council
>Phantom Of The Opera
Cause an "accident" on the stage
>You Want Fries With That?
Kill 30 Culinary Students
>Launching Your Career
Toss an actor off the balcony
Alright that's gonna be my last one for tonight but this was fun.
>Do you feel lucky, punk?
Shoot a nigger in the head with a .44 Magnum
>Come with me if you want to live
Spare a fellow robot and arm him with a weapon
>D-FENS
Commit the shooting in office attire
>Say hello to my little friend!
Kill 4 or more people with an under-barrel grenade launcher
>Remember when I said I'd kill you last? I lied.
First kill is a normie who considered you a friend
>green is not a creative color
kek, i get that reference
>Smells like Teen Shit
>Put a bunch of your shit in the AC
>Pumped Up Keks
>Go to the AC and pump laughing gas in
>System of a Downie
>Throw a PC at a downie kid
>Poo in Loo
>Put an Indian exchange student in a toilet
>Sandy Cheeks
>Put a tomboy southern US girl in a woodshop sander belt and make sure her cheeks get hit by the sander
>Heavy Metal \m/
>Get an electric guitarist from the band room into metalworking and put at least 300 lbs of metal on his head
>AND HIS NAME IS
Burst through a wall before killing someone
>/mu/ sent me
Blast In The Aeroplane Over The Sea randomly cut up with 10kiloherze sine waves over the p.a. system for your whole shooting
>My Little Pony
Kill a manlet by trampling them to death
>Gotta Catch 'Em All
Kill a person playing pokemon with a grenade painted in pokeball colors
>Oy vey! It's like another shoa!
Kill 60 Jews
>Sea Bear Circle don't really work
Kill someone standing in a hula hoop
>Shredder's worst nightmare
Kill someone with starving rats and a turtle
>Animal Collective
Let loose zoo animals into the school and get a kill with one of them
>Crawling in my Skin
Kill someone with listening to Linkin Park and pouring acid on them
>Angry Birds
Kill a muslim by throwing a bird at them
>Never skip leg day
Kill a chad by breaking his knees and crushing him with barbells
>Getting a little toasty in here roastie?
Set a Stacy on fire
>I'm not from /pol/ I swear
Don't kill any whites while wearing a paper mache mask and leave a paper crane on one of the dead bodies
>It's a fiesta
Kill spics with a pinata filled with explosives
Captain Hook
>Kill someone by impaling them with a hook
>No! Not Kryptonite!
Kill someone by allergic reaction
>Magic School Bus
Kill a person by filling a school bus with explosives
Gotta go fast!
Kill everyone in ten minutes
>How the cookie crumbles
Break a cookie over a dead body
>You did this to yourself
Force the person to eat poised food
>Weatherman
Tell a forecast before killing
>That's a wrap
Kill someone with saran wrap
>Patrick Bateman
Wear a raincoat and use an axe
>Bateman II
Film yourself fucking stacy
>Bateman III
Chase stacy with a chainsaw
>Forecast Rain
Have someone die by bleeding out
>It's gonna be a scorcher
Kill someone by burning
>Might want to stay inside
Only kill people outside buildings
>>29918372
True Capitalist: Use a revolver, be drunk, and have a bag of cans tied to you. Recruit a tard to follow you around
How the Fuck do You Get a Negative Score?: Kill yourself after killing nobody at all, not even wounding anybody.
Smash TV: Kill someone by smashing their head into a TV
>Rush Hour 2
Target only asians and blacks
>It was just a prank bro
Make sure everyone witnesses you armed before killing yourself without having killed anyone else.
>>29918435
>Jews
>crossing the Jordan
Pick one
>the femto
rape your oneitis mid shooting
>A E S T H E T I C
Play Vivaldi, Neutral Milk Hotel, Radiohead, or Animal Collective over the school's PA system prior to and during the shooting
>Handicapable
Break one or more limbs prior to the shooting OR be diagnosed with a severe learning disability
>Spite and Dallas
kill at least 5 police officers
>Heartaches by the Number
Blame it on a failed relationship with a girl.
>Diseases by the score
Blame it on a failed relationship with a guy.
>Everyday you love me less
Blame it on parental neglect
>Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang
Empty an entire magazine onto a single person
>Ping
Use an M1 Garand chambered in 30-06Use an M1 Garand chambered in 30-06.
>Humiliation
Use a knife and kill AT LEAST 10 people.
>Ban This
Make your gun from scratch without utilizing a 3d printer
>Electric Boogaloo
Target a school that's had AT LEAST one other mass shooting
>Heart of Glass
deploy homemade chemical weapons
>Edelweiss
deploy said chemical weapons in either the drama room or LGBT club meeting
>Vendi, Vidi, Vici
Crucify at least one person
>The House Always Wins
Get others to bet on how many people you'll kill prior to the shooting
>No Gods, No Masters
Kill every member of every religious club in school
>72 virgins
Pledge your allegiance to ISIS, the Taliban, or Allah prior to the shooting
>Deus Vult
Leave a manifesto/evidence of extremist Christian viewpoints
>Bizarro Shoah
Leave a manifesto/evidence of extremist Jewish viewpoints
>>29918372
>My Friend Squidward
Do it while dressed in a salmon suit
>Magneto's Brotherhood
Do it with a genetically deformed kid
