How do I become a robot?dwrghyewdg[\spoiler]
If you have ever had sex you can NEVER under any circumstances become a robot. If you're a virgin however, all you need to do is become a NEET, live at your parents' place and masturbate to hentai. Also be a pathetic loser who hates everyone who isn't a robot.
>>29917928
I'm all of those except masturbating to cartoons
>>29917948
Get out now normiescum REEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEE
>>29917948
you should really give it a try mate. you don't know what you are missing.
>>29917928
I agree with being a virgin but most things you said don't matter at all for being a robot imo. It's more just being a virgin, having a hard time making friends and/or no friends, posting on this board
>>29918022
What if you have no friends, post on this board, have a hard time making friends, and only lost your virginity out of sympathy and luck?
>>29918059
>only lost your virginity out of sympathy and luck?
then you aren't a robot
simple as that
forgot a key one, not being a woman, for some reason women claim to be robots sometimes...
>>29918082
w-where am I supposed to go though? I-I love you guys too much to leave this board
>>29918105
stay here
but don't be one of those fucking retards that talks about their normie life constantly on here
"OH YEAH GUYS I HAVE GF LOL WE HAVE SEXCKS HAHA YEAH GUYS YOU HAVE NO GF? WHY I LIKE GF HAHA"
"YEAH I FUCK BAGINA BEFORE LOL X----D BAFINA GREAT I LIKE IT A LOT"
these people need to fucking LEAVE
>>29917910
Don't be. That's the best advice you will get on here.
