>He has long nails
literally fucking disgusting tbqh
>>29917328
>Long greasy hair past shoulder length
>Metal band t-shirts
>walmart jeans
>shitty running shoes
>>29917328
>he plays video games
>he calls himself a gamer
>he built his own gaming pc
>>29917356
>flawless conditioned and blow dryed hair past shoulders.
>metal band shirts, but with aesthetic groovy Hawaiian shirts over them.
>Walmart slim fit slacks
>socks and flip flops
Also OP, I bite my nails down far, so I have very short nails.
>>29917328
>tfw keep my thumbnails long for usefulness
>>29917328
How far though? I try to keep some white.
>>29917356
>>29917383
Fuck you too roastie
>>29917328
>he's black
>he's white
>he's a filthy chink/gook/nip
I only date Mexicans or French Canadian's. All others are less than trash.
>>29917485
What are you? I might have a job for you as my gf.
>>29917328
>he isn't a nigger
>less than 7 inch
>>29917328
pass
>>29917356
pass
>>29917383
fail
>>29917485
fail
>>29917328
>ITT: Traps
>He posts as a girl in a mongolian black market forum
>He actually makes "threads" about the so called redflags that are just made up shit to piss people off
>He posts anime girls despite he doesn't know who are they
>>29917328
The things I'm going to list can also be red flags for women, so take notes.
Personalitywise:
>He calls himself a "nice guy" (which basically means, the only thing he has to offer is being nice)
>He calls himself a Gamer (which basically means his whole identity is his hobby, if you are not playing on a professional level, there is nothing special or to be proud of in being a Gamer)
>Is a weaboo (NO you are not fucking kawaii)
>Is unfriendly/rude to waiters when going out (that's some power trips this person is on)
>He gossips with you (if he gossips about other people with you, he will gossip with other people about you)
>He cheated (if he cheats with you, he will later cheat on you)
>He is trying to change your personality (if he didn't like your character why date you in the first place)
>Browses 4Chan and thinks everything here is legit and not just bored people that are shitposting
>Mental illnesses (unless you REALLY wanna put up with it and risk your own mental health)
Hygiene:
>Doesn't shower
>Smells bad (any adult should know how to wipe his ass and what deodorant is)
>Has a beard that he doesn't take care of; Neckbeards; Not properly trimmed; Not clean. Having a beard is awesome BUT a beard needs care, like hair does (long hair can also look good; but you need to take care of it). Fun Fact; Even Vikings braided their beards
Style-/Looks-wise:
>Wears a fedora
>If you are not obese yourself you have every right to not wanting to date an obese person. (if you work out you can expect the same from your SO)
>Rainbow Hair, just because it looks good in Anime it won't look good on you irl (pastel/natural-ombre Hair is fine though)
>Sandals with Socks, just NO, NO, NO
Long nails on males are elegant.
>>29917406
This is a real thing. It improves grabbing abilities and fine motor skill, up to a point of diminishing returns - say, after they've grown for a month or so, or six weeks on the outside.
Dad works with miniatures and small parts, and he's mentioned letting the nails grow for this very reason. I know from personal experience that it makes sense.
>he claims to like sports but wont buy season tickets
>>29917328
>he browses /r9k/ or 4chan in general
>talks about the achievements of his race and not his own personal achievements
>is easy to fool when you pretend to agree with him
>gets emotional very quickly if you disagree with him
>believes himself to be of above average intelligence without any credible evidence to back that up
>>29918191
Most people here probably don't even look like the things you mentioned.
>>29918371
>he is a brony tripfag
>>29918378
That's why they are here, getting trolled by shitposting normies and telling themselves "at least I'm not alone, there are a lot of people like me on 4chan"
>>29918357
>buying season tickets for baseball
I love baseball but I'd rather kill myself than go to more than 20 games a year
>>29918419
I count quarter season packages as season tickets desu. Buying walk up prices is just begging to get raped in the ass
>>29917328
>long nails
but i dont use a pick. flamenco masterrace
>doesn't wear cologne
Fucking. Nasty.
>>29917383
>he plays video games
Yeah, so?
>he calls himself a gamer
No
>he built his own gaming pc
Just PC
>jeans and runners
>waist wider than shoulders
>glasses
>greasy hair that's long
>cant drive
>thinks computers are 'cool' (if you do this please just kill your worthless self)
>watches anime
>>29918373
>achievements
>materialists believe this
>>29917328
>tfw i play classical guitar
>tfw cunts always comment on my nails
fuck you bitch i need them to make money
>>29918386
leave smuk_anok alone
>>29918456
Whats up my classical brother
>>29918539
>genetic traits
>red flags
I think being this shallow is a red flag
>>29918693
found the nigger
original desu
>>29917328
>Long nails
>Long hair
>Doesn't shower
>Doesn't shave (beard trimmer at lowest setting is fine)
>Wears sneakers
>Wears sandals
>Jobless
>Doesn't tip
>Long history of cheating/recently cheated
>Mental illness that isn't actively being treated/improving
>Fat
>Any non-natural hair color
>Obsessed with sports (going to more than 1 game per year per sport, playing sports-themed video games, or watching sports more than twice per month)
>Has no personal pride, only national/historical/familial (national/historical/familial is fine, but you better be proud of your own life).
>Talks about how great/smart he is (show, don't tell)
>Asks what I want to do on the first few dates (you are supposed to be fun, and just taking me along on your fun times)
>Does any illegal drugs, including marijuana (whether its legal in your state or not).
>Smokes tobacco often (more than 1 smoke per week, on average).
>Drinks often and excessively.
>Owns anything other than fish/birds/dogs (horribly allergic to cats, and find lizards and rodents both boring, and horribly smelly)
>If owns fish, the tank isn't very clean.
That's just the off the top of my head.
>>29918808
Fuck outta here normalfag roastie
>>29918829
Oh? I should just want to date someone who has absolutely no prospects, or drive to achieve success, and swims in filth?
>>29918829
>Still believes that not nearly everyone here is a bored normie shitposting and getting a laugh at those hand full robots.
>>29918808
I pass all of those!
please allow me to make out with and worship your vagine
>>29918861
I'm down to go on a date. Where are you located?
>>29918808
fuck off ill watch hockey if i want slut
>>29918877
Shallote, NC
Man oh man will our dates be fun this time of year.
>>29918889
Then watch it. Just don't expect me to stick around if you're watching hours and hours of it every week.
>>29918908
I'm in Wichita, KS. It's a bit of a drive for a date.
>>29918808
>you are supposed to be fun, and just taking me along on your fun times
It's sad because it's not just bait, women are this shallow.
>>29918808
>Smokes tobacco often (more than 1 smoke per week, on average).
Would rather want someone who smokes cigarettes over week. Holy shit your retarded
>>29918929
That's the point of dating. We catch your eyes with our looks, and you catch our eyes with your personality and actions. And yeah, 10's don't date 6's, but 10's DO date 8's, and 8's will date 6's. Still, if you are a 6 looks-wise, you need to be a really awesome 6.
>>29918969
No she's right. Potheads are all loser faggots.
Its a shame she's in Kansas.
>>29918969
The smell of weed disgusts me. Tobacco, not as much, but I don't want it to be so bad that all their clothing reeks of it. I also loathe stoned people.
>boring
>100% earnest
>boring
really that's it. i have minimum standards for attractiveness.
>>29918986
nice job white knight, maybe shel come fuck you now. Fucking pathetic fgt kek
>>29918808
If you're at least 8/10 it's fine, otherwise you should lower your expectations
what do you girls think about a guy that is so robot in real life but dresses like a hipster millenial ?
>>29918975
>We catch your eyes with our looks
It's not really YOUR look when you literally have to put your face on before you'll be seen by anyone.
Also
>We spend a lot of money and time on making ourselves look nice so that makes up for a complete lack of personality and individuality, now dance for me monkey
>sexist
>racist
>asshole
>>29917356
What if I use the runing shoes for running and thatswhy they are beat up and I have a pair of normie shoes for when I don't run?
>>29917394
Apart from Hawaiian shirts, that me.
>>29919076
who is that man i want his bbc
>>29918607
My bf has nails for that same reason. I don't have much in the way of nails cause they irritate my finger when I grip a pencil to draw (which I do a lot). Nails get in the goddamn way
>>29919018
I've never been without a date, but wishing for one.
>>29919047
>It's not really YOUR look when you literally have to put your face on before you'll be seen by anyone.
I don't wear makeup often. I mean, I will when I go out on a date, but you won't see it on me when you meet me.
Oh, ALSO, thought up one more, thanks to your response about making up for a lack of personality:
>socialist/communist.
I don't mind some left-leanings, but MAN, dating those types of guys... Its all they ever want to talk about.
I'm a guy. Not even gay but,
>Gets drunk or hung over more then once a year.
Seriously if you have to get drunk every week. You are a piece of shit.
I fucking hate drunks!
Smart, funny, really patient, not a dick. Those are literally all of my standards.
>>29918539
>Thinks computers are 'cool'
I'm a programmer by trade, and everyone is glued to one. Wtf are you on about?
>>29919115 here, forgot to add.
Oh and doesn't drunk tea.
Or at least coffee.
>>29919114
Being with someone who is further left than you or with different views is fun. If that's what they like to talk about that's all cool. Debates are also fun as shit. As long as they know what they're talking about I mean.
>>29919115
I've known guys that get drunk 3+ times per week. Coming over 3 days after the last time I saw them, to see 4 empty 12 packs sitting next to the garbage... fucking ridiculous. I don't mind them getting drunk on occasion. New years, a birthday or two, the 4th of July. But when you spend more nights drunk than you do sober, it's a real problem.
>>29919147
I'm in the purple square on that political compass thing. I can deal with some views that are left of mine, and more authoritarian than mine, but when all they want to talk about is how great Marx is, or how Bernie Sanders is igniting a revolution, and "you just don't get it," if you don't like him (like its impossible for me to understand his stances and simultaneously dislike them)... it's boring. It's old. And they have no tolerance for anything short of their exact beliefs. And, in my experience, they refuse to drop it.
>>29919154
Just wanted to say that 3 times a week isn't half the week. So that doesn't mean they spend more nights drunk than sober.
Although I do agree heavy drinking can be bad. But if they're not idiots about it when they're drunk, they're adults. I'd let them do what they want as long as it's not negatively effecting them or anyone else.
>>29918693
okay birthing hips
>>29919181
I'm wayyy down on the green square lol. I'm 90% sure my partner is the corner. Idk. I'm just fine with anyone's opinions and however much they want to chat about it. As long as they're not asses about it.
>has no job
>lives at home with parents
>short and/or really thin
>no friends
>alcohol or drug misuse
>emotionally unintelligent
>>29918808
Now THIS is a believable roastie post. Just look at how fucking shitty they are inside.
>>29919018
>lists literally mostly BASICS every adult should expect from their SO
>Nothing she listed is unachievable, it's quiet the opposite, everything is easy to achieve
>"You should lower your expactations"
>>29918857
Shhhh. Don't fucking tell them if they don't know.
>>29919115
i used to get drunk almost daily for a year straight :^)
>>29917328
>nails
i do but only on one hand
>>29917383
what the fuck is wrong with video games? might as well criticise books and tv too
>>29917548
im a non nigger with bigger than that
>>29918456
sup dude, sick of faggots commenting on it. one of my chick friends paid me to do a manicure for her after seeing though
>>29918969
cigs are fucking gross but i maybe smoke tobacco once a month anyways
>>29919125
computers are cool as fuck, definite coolest invention by mankind. i wanna scalp that faggot
>>29919186
all fun and games til you feel sick daily and shit your guts out
>>29919216
literally me but im a phd student and not short
>>29919223
What's wrong with my post, specifically? What do you qualify as shitty, and why?
>>29919115
t. abused by alcoholic
>>29919216
Bruh. In this economy it's not too uncommon to have to live with your parents for a bit.
>>29919045
Being a robot/having poor social skills isn't something uncureable.
(If you aren't autistic or something like that)
Social Skills can be trained, by talking more with people, even if you fail,
even if you say something embarassing, you'll learn from it.
>>29919257
Also adding on some autistic people can totally fake it and learn social skills.It's the whole...cues thing that throws us off sometimes. And the facial expressions.
>>29919216
>disability
>live with parents
>5'9, chubby(yes chubby, not fucking obese christ)
>abuse drugs, but no meth/coke or shit like that
>emotionally stunted manchild, but don't throw tantrums, just keeps silent because don't know how to deal with all the shit swirling in my head
So, how many of those are a deal breaker?
>>29917328
He has nose and ear hair but he is balding.
>>29918539
>thinks computers are 'cool' (if you do this please just kill your worthless self)
What if I don't think so, but still enjoy programming, upgrading, overclocking and going to /g/?
>>29919243
Yeah technically true.
My dad wasn't a drunk but, like half of my roommates were.
It was beyond horrible.
One of them was native american.
>>29919230
Show dick.
Also write me some scripts when you graduate please. I need a doctor that doesn't just harp about diabetes and ignores everything else.
>>29919238
If you expect ANYTHING from your SO as a woman, then your post is shitty.
You want them to be able to handle adult-basics like showering, use a deodorant, take care of their hair/beard and not be obese?
Oh my god how shallow you are, damn roasties only caring about looks.
You don't want them to be too obsessed about stuff like gaming, animu or anything similar, to the level that they forget everythingelse?
Oh my god damn roastie, people need their hobbies.
You don't want them to take drugs, smoke/drink too much, have a job/not be a parasite and dont have any mental illness (because you fullfill these criteria yourself)? Oh my god, shitty roastie, everyone has problems, lower your standards if you aren't perfect yourself.
Everything my ex was
>neckbeard
>manlet
>thought he was great in bed but average at best
>no real friends
>lives at home with parents
>hates working whines about job constantly
>on r9k and shitposts
>manipulative
>alcoholic
>thinks he is intelligent but actually just browses reddit and r9k and talks about what he seen (no originality)
>Texts constantly and whines when I don't reply ASAP
>double standards
>dresses like a retard (jeans and shirts his only attire)
>depressed
>over thinks everything
>no ability for proper conversation
>sends memes all day (boring... Learn to talk)
>talks shit while drunk
>>29919332
I dated a native once. Not for very long. Guy was really attractive, but he could not put down the booze. He would drink three 40's, and have a few tumblers of Sailor Jerry's before I'd finish even one Smirnoff Ice. Then, when he got drunk, he got REALLY nasty and borderline suicidal.
>>29919224
As far as I understood she says each of these things would be a turn-off for her. These are pretty fucking high requirements desu
>>29919351
Then I guess I'm shitty. I felt my post was pretty reasonable, all things said and done.
>>29919372
Person who posted the list, here. What was unreasonably high, in your opinion? Genuinely curious, so if you could give me your reasoning behind what you believe to be unreasonable, I would appreciate it.
>>29919300
None of them desu. We'd probably have to talk about the drugs thing. But none of those are deal breakers for me.
>>29919358
But he was loyal and loving boyfriend. Deep down you just being a bitch to cover your own selfishness....
>>29919276
Didn't know that, learned something from 4chan, should mark that in my calendar.
There can basically split "social skills" into three categories:
>Boundaries; how close do you want to people to get to you, what is okay and what is not; and also ACCEPTING other peoples boundaries; not every topic is appropriate
>Facial expression (you can even practice that by yourself; smiling is basically always okay; if you aren't on a funeral or anything)
>The talking itself; Tip: if you want to keep a conversation going it's best to ask question, but if the other person try's to end the conversation
(by basicaly giving only short answers and being uninterested, you should take the hint and not bother them anymore
and DONT take it personal, they could just have a bad day, you never know)
Other than that keep those basics in mind:
>Shower, Smell is EXTREMELY important
>Take care of your hair and beard (you can have long hair or a beard, but take care of it)
>Brush your teeth
>Use deodorant and maybe a perfume (if you want to)
>Wear fitting clothes (not too small, not too big)
>>29919372
>still thinks her requirements are high
>basically every decent human already fullfills her criteria
>>29919358
This is pretty much me, except I live on my own and am not manipulative and could care less about texting. I'm definitely going places with the ladies.
>>29919437
If a guy has a good job, is fit and fun to hang out with but doesn't clear his fish tank on a regular basis/smokes weed from time to time, would you still date him?
>>29919351
>being a triggered and jaded materialist
>>29919238
Standards are fine. But your value hierarchy is fucking wack. I don't feel like typing 80 pages to fully expound the argument, I just thought it was repulsive how pragmatic and unromantic your ideals are. Aim a little higher, literally and metaphorically.
>>29919358
Wtf is wrong with jeans and shirts?
>>29919486
Glad you learned something. It's a little hard to read other people's expressions. THe basics and other things just don't come naturally to me and I have to be reminded to shower know if certain things are not ok.
Now boundaries, those are a hard one, and figuring out what topics not to say. Just easy to forget the basics sometimes.
I have no fucking clue when people are disinterested in conversation tbqh.
Thanks though man. ;p
>>29919338
im 2 comfy in pitch black
also ill only be a math doctor not a real one
>he isn't Chinese raised in America
>he isn't black and socially retarded
>he isn't white and completely average and unremarkable
>he isn't a mild alcoholic
>he doesn't like my fucking sweaters
>>29919486
Nothing wrong with a man wearing cologne, but remember to keep it LIGHT.
My recommendation is to spray it once on your left wrist, and, if you're wearing a t shirt, rub it on the inside of your right elbow, then do the same thing with your right wrist and left elbow. Then spray it once on your neck, and rub it in with your hand (washing your hand afterwards).
If it's a longer shirt, spray on once on each wrist, rub on each side of your neck.
It should be something that I smell when I come in close to you, not something I can smell from across the room.
Also, if you are gonna wear cologne, your deodorant should either match the scent, or it should be scentless (they exist; just look).
>>29919536
Yeh you fix that math right up with a phd.
>>29919525
To add a little more, this >>29919541 list, while less exhaustive and probably mostly a joke, came across as way, way more human.
>>29918456
This shit right here
Fingerpicks feel like ass
>>29919525
Found the neckbeard
>"Hey who cares if he doesnt shower? Isn't it enough that he loves and appreciates you"
I'd rather be able to breathe next to my Bf.
>>29919511
No. The fish tank smells horrible when it isn't cleaned regularly, and I've already spoken on weed. What I listed would be immediate torpedos, unless there was a good reason for something, and it is volunteered ("Sorry about the smell from the fish tank, I get paid on Friday, and will be cleaning it then," as we walk in, or something.
>>29917328
Ey bb u wan som fuk ;)
>>29919553
I just wear lavender scented deodorant when I remember/I'm reminded. Better at remembering now than as a kid though. Perfume is too damn complicated and not worth my time. Also a waste of money.
>>29917356
pretty accurate but I usually carry an assault rifle with me as well
>>29919525
>Standards are fine. But your value hierarchy is fucking wack. I don't feel like typing 80 pages to fully expound the argument, I just thought it was repulsive how pragmatic and unromantic your ideals are. Aim a little higher, literally and metaphorically.
If you can't logically explain why they are "fucking wack," then don't expect them to change.
>>29919595
Okay. Earlier I said my standards were really patient, funny, and intelligent. Let me add doesn't carry an assault rifle to that.
>>29919553
This is actually good to know!
>>29919575
I think another post mentioned that those things are so fundamental that it's a bit redundant to even feel like you have to mention them. They are background assumptions. I don't at all disagree that adult hygiene should be expected (I just think it's kinda funny to demand them, it's kinda like walking around demanding that nobody jizzes in your eye.)
>>29919594
>Perfume is too damn complicated and not worth my time. Also a waste of money.
It's not complicated, although if you are spending more than $15/bottle, you are wasting your money. Old Spice cologne smells perfectly fine. It does have a use, as well. The heat on your body activates the scent, so that you smell nice, rather than sweaty.
You can do what you want, for whatever reason you want, but I was just explaining things a bit.
>>29919365
Love me some smirnoff ice, i kinda feel bad about myself when i see a Smirnoff ice "girls night out advert" though lmao.
Lemon/Lime and black is good, if you wanna spend a little more i'd reccomend Viniq it's really good and tastes great mixed with sprite.
>>29919630
It's pretty tasty, but yeah, it's totally marketed as bitch beer (not that it matters to me). That said, I'm not opposed to beer, though most people don't like the beer I do. Miller Genuine Draft is pretty nice considering the price.
>>29919627
Heheh. I'll stick to my deodorant. I prefer a partner that doesn't wear perfume or cologne anyway in any amounts. Smells overwhelm me easily. Just neutral. Neutral smell is the best.
>>29919620
Glad to help! Can this be an original comment, please?
>>29919622
Yeah but this Post is about "Red Flags".
So for me loving and appreciating the other is fundamental,
but if my Bf wouldn't shower that could (and possibly would) still be a reason to break up.
His clothes smell of cheese.
He wears rayban sunglasses
He wears boxers
He doesn't eat liver
He drives a american car
He can't squat atleast 200lbs
>>29919679
It would, so long as there wasn't a VERY good reason for it.
>>29919600
I don't really expect you to change. Not sure how you "logically" derived that from my posts. I just wanted to express, to you, that someone out there finds your very core ideals utterly reprehensible.
>>29919541
also
>he dislikes Mexican food
>he likes those smell drops you put on a hot light bulb more than candles
>he farts audibly and pretends he didn't instead of making a joke about it
>he doesn't have a single pee bottle, just one, no more
>>29919704
You forgot to end your last sentence by saying, "without saying why."
If you can't explain your reasoning, you literally wasted your time typing your response, because nobody cares about an opinion without reasoning.
>>29919654
I don't give a fuck desu, i'm not a chad in a frat or anything plus i like my drinks to taste good. I'm not a fan of miller either, unless it's a super good craft beer i'm not a beer guy, it sucks that they're usually mad expensive.
A good beer is Not Your Grandfather's Root beer or something along those lines.
I stick to girl drinks and skyy vodka.
>>29919725
The fact there are male and female drinks is stupid in my opinion. Fucking stupid marketing. Drink what tastes good. lol
>has a video game tattoo
I once went on a blind date with a guy that had a DBZ tribal tattoo, laughed my ass off
>>29919679
Fine with me, though I still think it'd be kinda unlikely to even end up in a relationship with such a person in the first place. A proper "red flag" to me is more like "doesn't let go of grudges", "low curiosity/no willingness to explore or learn", etc.
>>29919230
Gaming has an awful "le steam sales killing my wallet xDDD" culture associated with it. Not everyone into gaming is necessarily a part of it though.
>>29919725
Not a fan of vodka. Only exception to that rule I've ever found is Hammer and Sickle, and it's still too expensive for what it is.
I feel that if you have to mix something into your booze to make it taste acceptable, you've failed to make an acceptable booze.
I loathe Miller and Bud, as well as all the other cheap beers. Genuine Draft seems to be the exception to that rule. But nobody I know can tolerate it besides me.
>>29918808
>>Has no personal pride, only national/historical/familial (national/historical/familial is fine, but you better be proud of your own life).
>>Talks about how great/smart he is (show, don't tell)
Nice job contradicting yourself.
>>29919744
Well it's more marketed for blood alcohol content, most women don't drink everclear and it's not just because the packaging isn't pink lmao. I get the gendered products being stupid but it's different with alcohol, i'm underweight for my height so i get drunk super easily. It works for me though so I don't mind.
But earlier point i agree that drunks suck, my dad was a terrible drunk and got huge bottles of vodka three times a week.
>>29919752
Don't worry I have enough red flags for everyone: >>29918191
Adding:
>abuses drugs on the list
>>29919752
Your red flags are difficult to define, and thus, not helpful to the men looking at this thread to improve. In my opinion, it's like a politician stating that his goals are "change." It's not definitive. There will never be a time where you can look at him and say, "You've accomplished what you want, so why are you still here?"
I prefer to give the male anons clear, concise, and realistic goals.
>>29919536
Fair enough.
Good luck on that PHD bro, I hope you solve some unsolveable equations'n shit.
>>29919764
Viniq is good alone, sprite just makes the taste fuller and masks any taste of alcohol. I drink way too much because i forget how many i've had since it tastes so good haha.
>>29919770
To be fair, I would assume that's an either or scenario.
Like how this post >>29919541
probably doesn't mean a guy has to be black, white, and Chinese
>>29919786
You shouldn't improve on one persons red flags.
People are different (and guess what; women are people too),
some like X other don't.
Some think they can accept X others think X is a red flag.
>>29919770
You can be proud of your accomplishments without uttering the words, "I'm a great guy."
You telling me about a crazy story where you gave a hobo a ride to Colorado on a whim isn't you saying, "I'm a great guy," even though you did a great thing. Also, if you don't have a story like that, I will eventually see that for myself, and come to that conclusion on my own (presuming its true).
>>29919804
True, but patterns do emerge from a collection of personal opinions.
well I guess it's safe to say normies took over this board guess I'll just leave and find another chan
>>29919834
It was always filled with bored normies shitposting and acting like robots.
>he thinks that Africans from Africa are better than African Americans
>he dislikes honoka from love live and prefers nico
>hes a libertarian
>he likes donald trump
>he has ever taken part in Mr. Skeletal memeing
>>29919830
You have a point there anon, agree with that.
But the problem here is, we have only 3-4 serious Red Flag Posts, with a ton of shitposts and spam in between.
I think if you really want to know womens opinions on this you would have to go where they are in the majority
(like that unholy place "askwomen" on reddit)
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskWomen/comments/3cyw64/what_are_some_notsoobvious_red_flags_that_you/
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskWomen/comments/2yaezf/what_are_some_of_your_red_flags_when_it_comes_to/
>>29919887
>But the problem here is, we have only 3-4 serious Red Flag Posts, with a ton of shitposts and spam in between.
I like to think the shit posts are pretty easy to spot. Also, I don't use reddit, so I guess there's that.
>>29919900
Don't need to use it, to read the answers, I mean we are not hurting anyone, we are just reading.
bumpariono-aboriginal-commento
I learned alot from this thread as for what should i do/not do while dating. Thanks.
> can't keep up basic hygiene like a functioning adult
>manipulative
>can't have an adult conversation without getting upset and defensive.
>Especially in group convos.
>plans on living off me instead of getting his own place.
>no job/source of income
>no hobbies
>no sense of fashion, Idc what the style is but as an adult you should have a decent sized wardrobe for ever occasion. Go to /fa/ if you have too.
>no degree/planning on getting a degree (unless his career choice doesn't require one)
>doesn't style hair
>wears graphic t-shirts all the time like a child
>can't cook and doesn't know how to clean
>no future goals
Or worse
>had big goals but refuses to put in the effort
I don't understand how anybody can keep long nails, it just looks bad regardless of sex.
>>29920945
Too lazy to trim/doesn't know how to cut their nails.
>He masturbates to lolicon hentai
Pedophiles need to be gassed, desu.
>>29918373
>he is the dude who dumped me
>>29919358
Wow I'm exactly like your boyfriend was, except the memes.
>>29919511
lol pot smoking faggot getting btfo
Hope your dealer shanks you, piece of shit
>>29920945
I'm only okay with it if it comes off the finger maybe a cm or 2.
>>29919248
>for a bit
more like fucking forever. being complimented by coworkers and bosses does not grant you a job.
fuck this gay earth.
>>29919125
yes but they arent 'cool' like cars or something. e.g
>anon is always in the garage working on his car, oh he's such a man's man.
>anon is always talking about how fast his processor is, what a fucking loser.
Dont get me wrong i like computers but its just one of those things that isnt cool. But hey im just a semi-chad trying to give you betas some advice so dont believe me idc
>>29919320
as long as you dont talk about it irl or anything its fine. Just dont make it a part of your personality. e.g
>so anon whats ur hobbies? "uhh playing video games and upgrading my computer" "ohh ummm thats cool...I guess?" (who the fuck cares about upgrading a facebook machine this guy must be such a nerd)
>>29919230
This stupid faggot was so triggered by this thread that he went on damage control out of nowhere.
>>29918539
>jeans and runners
ok yoga pants
>glasses
glasses are hot
>>29917328
Oh god, a picky superficial whore.
>>29923229
Yoga pants look good on women. Jeans and a t shirt are for children
>>29917328
>Has a dick
fucking disgusting
Chad thundercock here /r/obots.
Just wanted to chime in to say:
Lelel you motherfuckers are hilarious, don't ever change.
>>29920482
>go to /fa/
and you were doing so well too
>>29917328
>he is obese
That's it senpai
>>29919094
That is Ben Carson
>>29923429
What's wrong with /fa/? please enlghten me
>>29923472
I'm not obese, be my girlfriend
>>29917356 check
>>29917383 never built anything, but the rest
>>29918191 Just gamer with bad hygene, nothing else
>>29918467 check
>>29919216 No job only
>>29919855
I wonder who is behind this post
also nice dubs
>>29918808
>Doesn't tip
Passed everything untill this one, in my country people rarely tip and most of the time it's just a few euros if the service was good.
>he writes with a pencil
>>29917485
>french canadians
>not white
>>29918808
I fail to see how going to two baseball games per year is obssessing.
>>29917328
>>29917356
>>Metal band t-shirts
>>walmart jeans
>>shitty running shoes
this is literally the guy i'm seeing
how do i make him dress better i hate the shit he wears
>>29924523
I am usually dress in Rick Owens and Raf Simons..Why dont you come to one of the most effay in Western Europe called Antwerp..I live pretty close to Dries Van Noten house
>>29917328
>>29917356
>>29917383
>>29917485
>>29918191
>>29918808
What do femanons think of me?
>5'6" tall
>hygienic
>speak english, portuguese, some spanish, some german
>likes travelling the world
>chemistry major
>likes to read books and play vidya
>enjoys history, philosophy
>(catholic) partially religious, I've so far abstained from masturbation for 7 days, but I'm not in the habit of prayer or going to church (yet)
>penis is 5.5 inches long
>chubby skinny fat, weight about 150 lbs
>I think my face is handsome
>can grow a conquistador beard
>my nails are stubs due to biting
>I don't drink often
>I don't really party often
>sort of a homebody
>white (latin)
>people tell me I have a beautiful smile
>I think I'm more popular with women from latin euro/america and middle east than germanics, nords or anglos
>politics (right wing), voting Trump to MAGA
>detest clinton, okay with socialists but only under the belief that they'll destroy the economy (decadence is the source of many problems)
>never had gf, I absolutely no clue what I'd do with one
Not even sure if I'd want to have premarital sex. I'm finnicky on how far I'll go religion wise. Its a journey.
What do people do (aside from fuck) with gfs?
>>29919760
yeah i dont like the culture, i just like playing games. fuck steam for really shady shit like getting kids into gambling and flooding the store with junk content with no shame
>>29924182
>quebecucks
>human
fuck right off, weeman
>>29918808
>>Doesn't tip
Stay fucked, bitch.
The day I tip is the day I die
>>29926654
Nobody gives a fuck about you, you pathetic piece of shit.
t. fembot
In this post: actual red flags from your typical western woman.
>he likes asian girls
>he plays video games
>he listens to alternative music
>he doesn't have a large social circle of friends
>he is a homebody and doesn't like partying/clubbing every night
>he expects a dual-income
>>29919115
>tfw you get drunk every single night
I don't understand these lists. Guys who smell like shit, or wear fedoras, or are openly racist, or mentally ill and talk about their mental illness, etc, all of that shit is pretty rare IRL. Most men have enough sense to not do any of those things.
>>29926822
Stay a virgin friend
>>29927010
>he expects a dual-income
Equality not working out for you, roast beef?
>>29917328
>the nice nails meme
Sexism like that is literally why you're ugly senpai. Groom thyself.
>>29927079
Except I'm not a virgin.
Try again.
Wait, let me just disprove all of your assumptions
>manlet
>dicklet
>fat
None of those either.
What's your next meme, kid?
>>29917328
Usually these threads are just REE fuel, but this one is actually true. I've been trying to teach a friend guitar, and it blows my mind how he never fucking cuts his nails. Holy shit, why, guys? WHY?
>>29918808
>>Asks what I want to do on the first few dates (you are supposed to be fun, and just taking me along on your fun times)
I've had women back out of dates for this reason, I don't understand why. I thought couples were supposed to come up with ideas together. It doesn't make me feel like I'm in a relationship, it makes me feel like I'm just a babysitter.
>>29917356
>>walmart jeans
wtf?
I like my Wranglers though.
>>29917485
French Canadians are fucking trash, at least date an actual French person
>Implying you'll ever get a date
t. Canadian
>>29928100
"Equality" in relationships is a turn off. You're the guy, you're supposed to lead the experience.
Men are dominant, women are submissive. It's not a difficult concept.
>>29918808
>29918808
why is it a probleem if he asks you what you want to do?
>>29928414
See >>29928380
Being indecisive isn't a masculine trait
>>29926797
Fuck you you dumb slag
>>29928380
If you don't accept this, you're a nu-male.
ITT: /r9k/ men describe theirselves ironically
>tfw keep one nail long for opening things and snorting cocaine
>he isn't a big guy
>he doesn't wear a mask
>Has no idea how the outside world works
>has never had to pay his own bills
>lives at home with mommy
>fussy eater with childlike palette
>fat
All are red flags for girls too, I guess.
>>29928414
Characteristic roastie lack of agency.c
>he doesn't watch anime
>he doesn't listen to the lyrics of the music he listens to
>he doesn't have any capacity or appretiation for art
>he smokes anything
