Chad here. I have a girlfriend, a decent job, have slept with several dozen women, and am well-traveled. Robots, you have twenty seconds to explain why you don't:
>travel overseas
>listen to classical music
>ride a motorcycle
>lift
>do any martial arts or participate in any kind of athletic activities
>don't own any dress shoes or button-downs
>take no risks and spend all day inside playing vidya and watching animoo
I do all of these things and am considered a Chad by every Robot who has ever met me. How come you aren't like Chad, you frog-posting piece of shit?
*farts sarcastically*
>>29915438
no money
not interested
epilepsy, a motorcycle would kill me
i hate eating
no muscle, see above
i do
i do that already though
Half of those cost money, and for the other half I just lack motivation.
>>29915438
>>don't own any dress shoes or button-downs
t. pic related
Nobody worth mentioning wants to dress like a suburban middle manager.
>travel overseas
No money.
>>listen to classical music
It's boring.
>ride a motorcycle
Disabled
>lift
See above
>do any martial arts or participate in any kind of athletic activities
See above
>don't own any dress shoes or button-downs
No need.
>take no risks and spend all day inside playing vidya and watching animoo
See: martial arts and athletic activities
>>29915596
>he doesn't have a respectable job yet
>he still has to wear a uniform
>his "uniform" consists of a polyester, stain-proof polo and slip-resistant rubber shoes
>>29915438
>travel overseas
expensive
>listen to classical music
because it's not my taste
>ride a motorcycle
i do tho
>lift
lazy
>do any martial arts or participate in any kind of athletic activities
i do
>don't own any dress shoes or button-downs
i do
>take no risks and spend all day inside playing vidya and watching animoo
i work in the ghetto kicking out vagrants by myself, I take risks every day
>>29915613
>projection - the post
How tragic that your ambition is a menial office job. Worthless losers like you make my life all that more better. Thanks.
>>29915438
>travel overseas
I will
>listen to classical music
I have
>ride a motorcycle
I like my car
>lift
I do
>do any martial arts or participate in any kind of athletic activities
Does lifting count
>don't own any dress shoes or button-downs
I do
>take no risks and spend all day inside playing vidya and watching animoo
Risks like what
>>29915438
Hmmm.... tell me chad, what makes you tick? What brought you to our board?
>>29915438
>lift
I do that though?
>don't own any ... button-downs
I do, it's all I ever wear
>>29915438
>travel overseas
I have the money to, but no friends or girlfriend to go with.
>listen to classical music
Because I just don't like it. Plus, mainstream music is more normie/Chad.
>ride a motorcycle
Would rather not become a vegetable.
>lift
I do in my free time, but I work 40-50 hours a week, plus 5 hour commute and other responsibilities. Only so much time in the day to do shit.
>do any martial arts or participate in any kind of athletic activities
I do play in rec sport leagues on and off. And I've actually been interested in trying out Jiu Jitsu lately, but again, only so much time to get shit done.
>don't own any dress shoes or button-downs
I do. Plenty of them for my job.
>take no risks
But I do.
>spend all day inside playing vidya and watching animoo
I don't.
>>29915438
>travel overseas
I have several times, but always to the same country (Croatia)
>listen to classical music
It's my favourite genre of music
>ride a motorcycle
too dangerous
>lift
Consumes too much time. Judo and bike-riding consumes enough time already
>do any martial arts or participate in any kind of athletic activities
As I said, I do Judo and I frequently bike
>don't own any dress shoes or button-downs
I do. I wear them when I go out with friends or my gf
>take no risks and spend all day inside playing vidya and watching animoo
I have several other hobbies, but I make time for vidya and animu
>>29915672
>our board?
It's not your board. Go fuck yourself, abnormalfag.
Why do autists always earnestly reply to these threads with green text bullet points?
You know nobody actually gives a fuck about your point by point justification, right?
>>29915873
Hmmm.... you seem mad about something. Work got you down? Thats too bad.
Hmmmm.....
>>29915963
I'm mad that you think this is your board. How utterly stupid are you that you can't follow a basic conversation?
Too busy with vidya
>>29915438
>travel overseas
I'm broke as fuck, coincidentally partly from my last trip overseas
>listen to classical music
I listened to Tchaikovsky's Swan Lake and Beethoven's 9th in their entirety whilst getting drunk less than two weeks ago
>ride a motorcycle
I fucking hate motorcycles.
>lift
I haven't since December. I have no excuse outside laziness and alcoholism. I keep telling myself to start again. In my Chad days I was sexy as fuck
>do any martial arts or participate in any kind of athletic activities
Terrible fitness and not really interested anymore. I'm 31 so joining a sports club seems daunting after being out of them for so many years
>don't own any dress shoes or button-downs
Are you for real? Even autistic menchildren have these, albeit ones their mothers bought for them.
>take no risks and spend all day inside playing vidya and watching animoo
Fear of failure
>i do
>i do
>i do
>i'm starting
>i do alternative sports
>not comfy
>but that is what i do (mostly)
retard
>>29915438
>Travel Overseas
Do when I can
>listen to classical music
I do
>ride a motorcycle
It's really fucking dangerous and inconvenient to transport groceries.
>lift
Lazy,don't want to waste my free time doing it.
>do any martial arts or participate in any kind of athletic activities
Read the lift section
>don't own any dress shoes or button-downs
I do for work.
>take no risks and spend all day inside playing vidya and watching animoo
Hiking,swimming,and all the other hobby shit is boring.
>travel overseas
waste of money and time I don't want to lose. Am considering living for a year in different countries if I get requisite clout at my job to telecommute
>listen to classical music
Not my taste
>ride a motorcycle
Everything I want is in walking distance or on the internet
>lift
but I do
>do any martial arts or participate in any kind of athletic activities
Work too much overtime to keep a schedule
>don't own any dress shoes or button-downs
But I do
>take no risks and spend all day inside playing vidya and watching animoo
>implying robots don't take no risks and spend all day inside playing vidya and watching animoo
Learn some grammar, Chaz
>>29915438
>travel overseas
I've spent most of my life in central Europe
>listen to classical music
I do occasionally
>ride a motorcycle
Need something I can ride year round
>lift
Dunno
>do any martial arts or participate in any kind of athletic activities
I used to when I had friends in Europe
>don't own any dress shoes or button-downs
I own 2 tailored suits and wear button-down shirts everyday
>take no risks and spend all day inside playing vidya and watching animoo
Well right now I am in the middle of a move from one side of the US to the other side, so there isn't much I can do.
>>29915438
>the two double negatives at the end
retard
I do all of the things you listed that I like doing. The ones I don't like doing, I don't do. Did you think it would be hard for me to explain why I do what I do?
I don't really believe in the retarded chad/normie/robot thing. It's alpha/beta version 2. In my opinion anyone who considers themselves a robot, a normie or a chad is 100% autismo supreme. It doesn't matter if you have a girlfriend, a boat, a motorcycle, if you think that way you're pretty much a Chris-Chan recolor.
I like it here because it's full of bizarre thinking and arguments.
>>29915904
You don't understand. I have to be right. On the internet. It's important.
>all these plebs dismissing classical music without knowing what the hell they're talking about
you know romantic symphonies aren't the only type of classical music, right?
no money
I do
Don't wanna
I did
I do
I do
I spend all day inside but I do other shit
Stop assuming shit faggot
>>29915438
>>travel overseas
>>listen to classical music
>>ride a motorcycle
>>lift
>>do any martial arts or participate in any kind of athletic activities
>>don't own any dress shoes or button-downs
>>take no risks and spend all day inside playing vidya and watching animoo
I've done all of these and you don't see me shitposting on r9k about it.
By the way...
>Chad here
If you have to tell someone you're Chad, you're not Chad.
>I do all of these things and am considered a Chad by every Robot who has ever met me. How come you aren't like Chad, you frog-posting piece of shit?
>I am considered a Chad by every Robot. How come you aren't like Chad, you frog-posting piece of shit?
>I am every Robot frog-posting piece of shit
>I am a frog-posting piece of shit
>>29915600
Sorry about that. What's your disability?
>>29919195
I've got cerebral palsy
>>29919270
don't get arrested for CP anon!!
(I'm sorry you're like that buddy, I love you)
>>29915873
>>29916047
>>our board?
>It's not your board.
I fail to see the implication of total ownership, only partial ownership in which he, the poster is a part of.
Learn to be a lawyer before you argue next time.
I do all of these things except for martial arts and travelling. I don't really believe other countries exist, the universe is an endless ocean in which the only dry land is new Zealand. All these other countries you see on TV are just lies of the devil, and the foreigners I see here can easily explained as sea creatures who crawl up on the beach at full moon and are transformed into parodies of human beings by the wicked power of the devil.
>>29919551
Go fuck yourself, you wretched cunt.
>>29915438
>>travel overseas
I would end up in america, no thanks.
>>listen to classical music
I do.
>>ride a motorcycle
I ride a bike
>>lift
I am disabled
>>do any martial arts or participate in any kind of athletic activities
See above: am disabled
>>don't own any dress shoes or button-downs
I do.
>>take no risks and spend all day inside playing vidya and watching animoo
It's confy. I also have little to do (Sports are no option) and what I can do I usually do (meet to go grilling, swim, fishing (alone), occasionally drinking at a bar w/ friends).
>I do all of these things and am considered a Chad by every Robot who has ever met me. How come you aren't like Chad, you frog-posting piece of shit?
I'm the slightly strange Option in the robot Test - which means a normie, but I don't let myself get pressured by societies norms. Also If I am happy why should I try and become a chad? I doubt it would be my Lifestyle
>>29915438
>travel overseas
But Anon,I'm living in another country,overseas to where I'm born
>listen to classical music
I have,but almost all of it is boring,and you listen to it out of your inferiority complex.
>ride a motorcycle
I prefer a car.Motorcycles are both unsafe and project an edgy image.
>do martial arts and athletic shit
Anon,I do HEMA,LARP and also go riding
>don't own dress shoes and buttom downs
I have a few of these articles of clothing,but not my style.
>take no risks
Taking risks,shows your complex yet again.I have a nice job,which I enjoy,so your argument about only watching anime and playing videogames is moot.
>lift
I prefer keeping in shape through activity I enjoy such as hiking,riding or swordfighting.
I'm poor.
There you go.
dont wanna boring cars fine no motivation no motivation/reason dont need to im content playing videogames/being inside all the tiome
