Roaches, fetch me a gf.
But if you're a master manipulator, why don't you just puppeteer a girl into being your gf?
>>29914815
Silly roachie.
Where's the fun in that?
>>29914863
The part where you have a gf
>>29914937
Oh my sweet summer roachslave.
What makes you think I don't already have one?
>>29915007
The fact that you're on r9k asking strangers on the internet to find you one. Also, the fact that you don't have enough charisma to get more than one other person to post in your thread.
>>29915115
And so the roach shows it's true nature.
By all means, continue chasing these delusions of grandeur.
Your insolence makes no difference to the Puppet Master.
There are literally billions of other dirty little roaches ready to take your place.
>>29915224
This video describes your thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQFEY9RIRJA
