>tfw you are now a wage cuck
Mommy said I had to or else she would kick me out. She said since she paid for my degree, I have to pay rent. So now I got a programming job, but I don't even remember how to do any of that shit. I got taught all that like 5 years ago, and only ever spent my days dicking around on 4chan since then.
Today was my first day, but since I don't remember how to program I just sat at my cubicle and also played around underneath my desk pretending to be a monster when no one was looking. I also had some meeting where I was told what to do or something, but I never understood shit during that.
I'm fucked, but what really worries me is what mommy might do once I get found out and fired.
>>29913936
>doesn't remember how to program
What the fuck did you tell them in the interview? That you're experienced in crafting turnkey enterprise solutions using Java?
>>29914013
I just got asked fizzbuzz, and I only knew how to do that because I memorized it.
>>29914092
Damn, should have known. Is it really that bad of a job though? You did the CS thing once so you can pick it up again. You can probably fake it for a month or so before they realize your productivity sucks, so I would really recommend brushing up. A comfy programming job is what a lot of robots strive for, and if your output is good enough they might let you work from home too.
>>29914159
>Is it really that bad of a job though?
I don't know. I never knew what they were asking me to do. It was like some kind of web app server think written in Visual Basic or something. All I know is that mom wants $300 in rent from me every month now, and if I can't keep this job, then I'm fucked.
>>29914271
Were they just briefing you on it or did they show you the project? Also you're going to get a paycheck for sure so that's at least one or two months of rent covered.
>senpai wants rent after bringing you into this shitty world without your consent
>btw you were born to be a slave
>kill your trash 'family' and then yourself
Poor people should not have children.
>>29913936
>tfw want fuck my boss
She is so cute and has thickest ass
>>29914092
>they interview you
>only ask fizzbuzz
>HIRED
they deserve it and your job is probably very easy
>>29913936
>played around under my desk pretending to be a monster when no one was looking
Why is nobody talking about this
>>29915435
>tfw This is probably my future
I mean I can manage A's and B's in my classes because Im just good at bullshitting and sucking up to the professor's, but other than that I know jack shit....
Good luck OP
>>29915435
because OP overplayed his hand and ruined the suspension of disbelief?
>>29915568
My disbelief is never suspended on this fucking website its like bad theatre
>>29915387
this so much :(
sadf45156
>>29913936
Is that you, Ignatius J. Reilly?
