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How easy is it to make a girl not think I'm a virgin if/when
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How easy is it to make a girl not think I'm a virgin if/when I lose my virginity?

If I'm a KHV is there any hope? I don't even know how to kiss and I'm 22... fml. Can I just watch a lot of amateur porn and learn from that?

How hard is sex anyway? It's just sticking your dick in a hole and thrusting your pelvis.
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Judging by my own experience (which was one time making out with a chick and sticking my dick in her) it will be evident that you are a virgin. It's best to be upfront about it, if she cares about you at all she'll find it endearing.

Trust me, it's nothing to be ashamed of, who would be so heartless as to reject you because you don't have experience, eh?
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>>29913820
>asking that on a board full of virgins
It's like you want to fail.
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>>29913820
Kissing is tough, I don't know how to give advice for kissing.

Sex is easy though, you just waaay overthink it beforehand.
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>>29913820
>It's just sticking your dick in a hole and thrusting your pelvis.


Lvl 22 KHV here. It must be that straightforward. Degenerates and imbeciles have managed to do it since the dawn of time. She will be able to read your virginhood though. I hear normies verbally discuss the skill and ability of their partners "in bed" all the time.
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>>29913943

HOW THE FUCK WILL SHE KNOW IM A VIRGIN??? DO NORMIES HAVE PSYCHIC VIRGIN RADAR POWERS OR SOME SHIT?? GODDAMN THIS PISSES ME OFF
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>>29914002
I feel like sex is like masturbating. Takes a while to perfect it, no? At first you're just rubbing your dick randomly.
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>>29913881
>who would be so heartless as to reject you because you don't have experience, eh?
every employer
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>>29913820
I think the trick is to fuck a girl you don't care about. Not a coworker or a friend of a friend or anything, just some slut. Cause she's gonna tell all her friends how bad you were in bed. I'm a KHV too though so what do I know.
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