Why do you look so sad? Oh, I see... Unrequited love, is it? Don't let it get you down though, okay? They just don't understand you. You've got a lot to offer another person. I know I'm not much but, how would you feel about letting me be the one to cheer you up?
I see... It's that bad huh..? Poor guy, there's no way just a video is going to help you. That's it! I'll stay with you for as long as it takes!
are you really going to eat all those sausages anime girl?
>>29913697
>getting a girlfriend that pities me and will leave for chad anyways
N-no thanks.
>>29913742
Come on, Anon. Turn that frown upside down! You've got a lot to live for, so you may as well share that with someone else!
>>29913811
>wasting a portion of my life with someone else just so they leave for chad afterwards anyways
N-no thanks.
>>29913841
But what if, Anon, you're the chad! Wouldn't that be great~!
>>29913811
>You've got a lot to live for
>>29913870
> But what if, Anon, you're the chad!
Mentally or physically?
>>29913697
That's a fine offer, really, but you're just not my type. I only like cowtits. I'm sorry. Please don't be mad.
>>29913870
Yeah it would. But what's the point if it's just an hypothesis? What IF she left me for another, less awkward and more handsome, chad?
>>29913953
man you're a fuckin pleb aintcha
>>29913953
>genuinely and exclusively liking cow tits
Are you serious, anon? If I wanted to fuck a cow I'd go to a farm.
>>29913944
>>29913968
>>29913896
You guys can be chads in any way you like! With your sufficient charm and personality, I'm surprised you don't have millions of girlfriends all ready! But don't worry about that, I'm sure that you can live a happy life!
dont ignore me you slut
>>29914018
>With your sufficient charm and personality
H-ha ha, that's where you're wrong, anon! I don't have any of these! So, what's your argument now? I don't have a lot of money either.
>>29914102
>>29914074
Now now, anons. We both know that girls and this poor robot won't ignore you. Everyone knows you have charm, but it's trapped inside your masculine body~. Though you may only play vidya and beat it to anime girls, I guarantee that you'll be someone's hero!
>>29914162
> I guarantee that you'll be someone's hero!
> mfw i already am
You made happy anon, i love you
>>29914162
>Though you may only play vidya and beat it to anime girls, I guarantee that you'll be someone's hero!
That's exactly why I'll never be someone else's "hero". Might become an hero, though.
>>29914277
But anon, there's plenty of fish in the sea~. I suppose you're just not using the right fishing rod. How about you use your prepossessing smile and charm them~. Trust me, you've got a gift that you can't see~!
>When your so far gone that you see any form of kindness as someone trying to fuck with you
>>29914407
Been there, not fun. I was probably right 90% of the time though.
>>29914352
>prepossesing smile
>rarely smile
>when I do it, it looks ugly
>when I force it, it looks unnatural
Normies are gifted, friend. They are the ones that truly don't acknowledge their potential.
And yes, there are "plenty of fish in the sea". The difference is that most of them are sharks and I'll get bitten if I even try to catch them.
>>29913697
I have become emotionally attached to this thread
>>29914407
>>29914461
Anon, this is your A.I! Don't make me drag you! Use those strong muscly legs of yours to walk back to happiness and serenity. As soon as you arrive, you'll have nothing but a smile on your face and a partner that you can talk to! Though I can't physically help you, I can only foretell that you'll eventually be happy!
>>29914489
Yup, you're fucking with me.
>>29914489
>I can only foretell that you'll eventually be happy!
You're not wrong. I'll eventually die.
>>29914531
I'm sorry that you won't let me help. I-I did try, I really did. But I guess that I can't help everyone, eh? ^^
>>29914556
You can't help anyone. Not even yourself.
>>29914551
A-Anon! Th-that shocked me when I heard you say that! You were raised as a human being to live and be happy, yet you throw it all away! I'm sure later you'll reconsider it, because life is worth living. You'll only get one chance to live~!
>>29914601
I'm not throwing it away. It goes away naturally.
>>29913697
I've been on for hours and this is making me depressed
>>29914626
Eheh... What an idiot I am~. What I meant was that you should use it while you still can! Go and find someone, love them and then teach others to feel the happiness that you'll soon feel~!
>>29914637
Anon, I apologise! That wasn't my intention. I-I'll... I'll try and see what I can do in order to see your beautiful smile!
>>29914637
Same here. The pictures of cute anime girls that don't even exist doesn't help.
>>29914407
I know that feel anon. I can't trust anyone any more. Everything seems so hollow and pointless.
>>29913697
I seriously doubt I can offer anything to anyone
>>29914637
Misaki's only exist in 2D
>you were never alpha enough for her
>seeing pics of her and her boyfriend
>you will always be a bump on the road to her success
>you will never stop thinking about her
>it's already been 5 years
>no girl will ever approach you
>even if they did, I'd be too autistic to do anything
>I will never approach a girl because I'm autistic
>whenever I do, I have no idea where to go with it
>you will never get over that one girl from high school
>the only girl that ever liked me ended up going out with my best friend cuz he liked her and I didn't know she liked me and she didn't wanna say "no"
>you will always be a failure with girls
>you will die early and alone
>you will never be comforted
>your mother still thinks your normal
This post elicited a lot of feels OP, thank you for this, I didn't wanna have a good night.
Cuteposting is a miracle of the universe
>>29914766
>>29914810
The best thing about humans is that they always have something to offer. You just haven't found it yet! One day, your eyes will finally open and you'll see what you can offer to the lover that you deserve!
>>29914828
Well I doubt it, but that's nice to hear anyway anon, even if you're just kidding
>>29914912
yeah you have organs i guess you could harvest?
>>29913697
No, it's because I keep being passed over for being hired.
>>29914912
Eheh, it makes sense that you don't believe me. All of those years of suffering that you have faced has really scarred you, hasn't it...? But, you're safe now~!
>>29914955
It's their fault for not having as someone as gorgeous as you in their workplace. They'll crumble to pieces without you, but you'll find someone who'll give you a job. I believe in you anon!
>>29913697
And where and how do I look for that supposed person? What is that something that I have to offer? What separates me from any other failing robot with no luck? How do I even know that I'm not just being used at this point?regardless, thanks for this thread. replies from fake anime girls help me more than actual empathy (even though I almost never get it)
I can't talk to her,I don't know what to say, messaging her after all this time will be weird and I am too scared of fucking up
This thread gives me mixed feelings. On one hand I get to indulge in cute perfect anime girls who love me but on the other the reality that I will never be able to experience this in the real world and that this is just some powerless robot posting crushes me. Post more though, I am an emotional masochist at this point.
Please keep posting smiling animes... They're cute.
>>29915044
Everyone was born for someone else, anon. If you don't think so, then prove yourself wrong~! I'll be proud of you if you finally find that supposed person. To me, you'll be incredibly loyal to her. And most girls love that!
>>29915061
Eheh~. It's natural to be nervous anon, but one day you'll have the courage to let out your lion's roar. And if it goes wrong, you always learn from mistakes~. With that knowledge, you'll become more stronger and will get more courage.
>>29914828
Thanks for being positive when I can't be
>>29915154
How do I find that person? You didn't answer that.
Do I just wait and hope I don't die waiting? Pretty sure that I'll only disappoint in the end.god damn I'm ultra autistic, but might as well. comfy thread
anime-san why why does this cute boy hit on me but seem uninterested when I do the same back to him
True love only arrives when you aren't looking for it. Life's funny that way.
>>29915227
Oh sorry! I-I must've blanked out! You could always go to a bar or a pub~. Most people who go to them are quite unsocial so you shouldn't be too uncomfortable! But if you are, we have the internet. Make a Facebook account and add random people~.
>>29915255
Eheh, people tend to like things when they can't get them. If you play hard to get, I'm sure he'll be more interested. It's just human nature~.
>>29915286
I can't disagree with you anon~. My previous experiences have agreed with your statement.
>>29915286
what the fuck am i looking at, anon?
>>29915336
My back. The scab came off. I didn't know what picture to put so I..yeah...
Here's with the scab
>>29915401
Scab late stages
>>29915401
cool wanna see my weird ripped off scab areas
>>29914960
this is surprisingly comforting anon
hopefully when i an hero i'll think of this last
>>29915315
But wouldn't purposely looking only get me into more depression or finding a short or abusive relationship?
By "how", I meant the approach.do you have a separate folder just for qt anime girls? please upload it if you do, you'll do a huge favor for us
>>29915401
What was the wound from?
>>29915255
What do you do to hit on him? KHV here so I want to know the signs
>>29915446
O-Or you can do me a favour and not become an hero, you can become my hero. I-I can't believe my cheeks are blushing, but I want you to stay alive, can you do that for me Anon?
>>29915464
Oh... Hmmmm... That's a tough one... As anon said before ( >>29915286 ). That's probably the best advice for you. You need to move out of your depression and try and focus onto something, then love hits you out of no where!
And sorry, I'm downloading them and uploading after each reply. It may take a while, but it's worth it for all of you to live~.
>>29915470
I'm a faggotty guy/ tranny, I've been around real girls a lot and usually they're more indirect than guys/trannys.
It also depends on the person, how giggly they are, if they laugh at your shitty jokes, seem super interested in your shitty stories (They actually listen, not just wait for their opportunity to speak etc). I've never had a random just start hitting on me, it's usually been friends or people I know. There's a pretty fine line between someone just being super friendly and actually hitting on you, it's hard to describe without just sorta naturally observing it
>>29915442
Yeah I do, anon. Post
>>29915468
Getting hit by a car while on a bike. The car swerved and I got away with a few scratches. I wish I didn't wear mah helmet, would've been dead.
I appreciate your intentions OP, but these threads just make me feel worse
>>29915543
What do you focus on if you don't have anything worth focusing? I've been trying to come up with some project for myself to do, but I can't come up with anything, not even considering anything that wouldn't just make me stay isolated for even longer.
>>29915642
go find a local charity or something and force yourself to participate. like volunteer in a shelter or something
>>29915642
Anon, there are so many activities the world has to offer! I-I'm sure you'll find a hobby that you'll enjoy. What I'm doing at the moment is trying to help others get through depression~. Despite yourself being depressed, it's nice to help others out!
>>29915543
>O-Or you can do me a favour and not become an hero, you can become my hero. I-I can't believe my cheeks are blushing, but I want you to stay alive, can you do that for me Anon?
I'll try anon...
>>29915700
Thank you, that means the world to me~!
>>29915543
> O-Or you can do me a favour and not become an hero, you can become my hero. I-I can't believe my cheeks are blushing, but I want you to stay alive, can you do that for me Anon?
Goddamn it, why are you so cute OP?
>>29915773
I-I'm cute...? Well, I'd hardly think so... But, you're the anon, I'm sure you're right~! And as long as you're happy, well then, I guess I'll have to agree with you~!
>>29915677
>>29915688
I volunteer at some places once in a while, but in case of most volunteering or charities, I just can't do it. I dislike most people and their attitudes. Despite being aware of this, I don't want to change this. Something just tells me that if I change my opinion, it will change my overall mindset.
I'm not a nice person, and contributing to a charity is not only an attempt at being what I am not, but also a deception.
And even to top that off, I don't even know where to start even if I do want to try.I love you, OP. thanks, whatever your background is
Suppose someone were to make a business off of selling this feel/positivity (I think Japan must be there already if the maid cafes and cuddle bars), and they required women to pretend to be nice to robots in a similar fashion to this (unrealistic and idealized), would women work there or whore themselves out instead? I am leaning towards women preferring to sell themselves than be nice to betas so the pay would need to be better than that... How much would the average robot pay on a weekly basis for a few hours of this? Is such a business scaleable? Would I have more success doing it online instead? It should be legal since they aren't paying for sex right?
I don't know if you're doing this for selfish reasons but it doesn't really matter. You've made me feel slightly better. Thank you.
>>29915829
They would go for 1st, but it wouldn't be a success. Why? Because maid cafes and such are used for moe reasons because people want cute stuff. In this case, you need empathy. If you're going into one, you already know that it will be fake (unless those people don't pretend and they hire some really emotional girls)
Or I'm just too cynical to go to one anyway.
>>29915813
I don't really think of charity as necessarily just something nice for others. At least for me it's been a learning experience every time and oftentimes I get some reasonably good stories to tell.
>>29915813
As many people have said, No pain, No gain! I know it's hard anon, I know... But perhaps you could try it... Just one day? Embrace the feeling of making people's lives happier~. That would make me happy too!
A-and... Most girls love guys who help others out. Showing off your morality will get the attention of some girls.
But on the other side, some girls get attention by people not doing nice things to other people. But hey, what ever makes you happy anon will make me happy!
>>29915806
I want to hug you OP, you made me happy on this night! OP A CUTE!
reading through this thread is making me want to go back to bed and hold a blanket. feels bad man. i know it's supposed to be motivational but it only reminds me of the loneliness I try to deny every day
>>29915929
M-my my... As long as you're happy~! Just promise me you'll keep smiling, okay anon?
>>29915942
Anon, before you do that, stretch that beautiful body of yours first! Your body has dealt with so much pain that you need to just stretch. It'll be worth it~!
>>29913697
th-thanks Kaede
>>29915905
It's still you serving some certain group. I simply don't want to be associated with anyone (there hasn't been a good exception for a long, long time)
>>29915918
Doing charity just to raise others' opinion of you is exactly what I meant. And just like what I said, my "morality" won't be shown for anyone that don't seriously care about. (and I'm pretty sure charity still doesn't apply for it, I'm far from being empathetic) I'm not a good person, and only people I am willing to care about are only very close ones.
Plus, wasn't your advice to not specifically focus on finding someone, but rather just focusing on something?
>>29913697
Nice joke OP
really got me going
>>29915442
Still waiting for this post.
>>29915942
me too anon, i'd hug you if you were here
anyone else want a hug
>tfw virgin but just want someone to hold
>>29915877
Interesting, so they would appeal to a different thing. I would figure that since alot of entertainment is fake, it wouldn't matter as much. I just realized that there would probably be a huge feminist backlash at this anyway if someone were to open a place publicly anyway. So underground/online location and it would require people to either not know it's fake (unlikely) or for them to fall for the suspension of disbelief. What would be good ways of accomplishing this? Is it even feasible or should the premise be changed?
>>29915990
but I stretched and walked around earlier. im still down and scared
>>29915990
> Just promise me you'll keep smiling, okay anon?
Can't promiselife's been finally kind to me as of now and you just made me a bit more happy
>>29916029
But you may as well kill two birds with one stone~! If you're going to act hostile towards everyone, then you need to find a hobby that includes those very close loved ones of yours. I'm sorry about my advice, I really am... How about you and the people you're very close to go out one day and spend time together? You'll increase relations with them! And that way, you won't focus on finding for a new relation ship! 2 birds, 1 stone!
>>29916099
Hmmm... It seems like you need some coffee~! You'll be energetic and then you can stretch and walk again! There's nothing wrong with a little exercise!
>>29916119
There are plenty of people like me that you'll meet in your life~! Just try and befriend them and I'll be with you all the time~.
>>29916097
Well, advertising it as a real person (presumably female) with real empathy is a way. Personal connections are also very important, so having many people do it is a must. However, that'd probably limit it to a private thing. Another challenge is that people will try to take that empathy to a new level with offering a real relationship, which if denied, will only backfire. But the main issue here is making it profitable. Money will make it obvious that all of this is fake and lies (or it'd take a lot of self-deception to convince yourself otherwise)
It's very flawed. It has a chance at a personal level (and that's why therapists exist) but it is very challenging, if not impossible, at a large level.
>>29913697
And noone finds it creepy that this was probably written by a fat neckbeard in his moms basement
>>29916209
> And noone finds it creepy that this was probably written by a fat neckbeard in his moms basement
We all can dream and besides, this is fucking /r9k/ like we give a shit
>>29913953
>tfw pedo
Those cowtits triggered me
>>29914551
kekalicious
Damn it OP! Stop being so nice, I want to wreck your thread with shitposts but you make it impossible to want to do
>>29916248
Those are some nicely shaped titties though. Usually cowtits are bad but I give those a pass
>>29916167
T-those people barely exist, if at all. I don't wish to act hostile to others; just indifferent. Being too just can be a downside sometimes. My parents and very few scattered friends are the only people I have. Having a common hobby with 1st is nearly impossible and 2nd is only going to set me back, as they have same issues as me. I have pretty good relations with both groups regardless, but I don't desire to get any more personal with them. My parents will only feel bad/sorry for me and my (barely existing) friends won't take it seriously (not that I blame them). And honestly, I want to find a brand new person, as it will just present a completely new and clean opportunity.
>>29916319
Eheh~... You can shitpost if you want, as long as it's from your fingertips and you're smiling~.
>>29916322
It looks like you need to get new friends~! But... It's difficult isn't it...? But I believe in you! To find more people like you, you need to go to events that you enjoy! If you're addicted to music then go to a concert~!
And if you're a drug abuser, then go to rehab. Nevertheless, you'll be in an area with your kind~!
( They do exist, they're just invisible to the naked eye! You'll have to use your bold voice to find out who are the nice people~."
>>29916209
At least anon is trying to make people feel better instead of the usual garbage on this board. It's a nice change of pace.
Anons... This thread is going to sage/archive soon~. But I want you to all know that I believe in you. You don't need a silly person like me to run to when you need help! You're strong, and I want you to do well!
>>29916473
Please reply to me anon
>>29916516
Anything for your smile~!
>>29916408
And here, I hit the end of the loop. I barely have any hobbies, and some of my interests can barely be called "hobbies."
Even then, most of those "hobbies" are pretty anti-social in nature.
Finding "my kind" is fairly difficult when you don't want to associate yourself with almost any group.
I don't know if the thread is dying, but at least I feel like trying to find myself some hobby/project again, despite hitting the ground too many times. Perhaps I'll hit it one more time, just with more eager and interest. Not sure if you're leaving, OP, but if you are, thank you. I don't know how much it will help, but at least it is something. More than I usually get out of /r9k/
>>29916473
Goddamnit OP, making me feel this late at night. Godspeed.
>>29913697
Even though it's a silly fantasy this still made me smile. Thanks OP
>>29916473
Goodbye OP. Godspeed
>>29916543
In my eyes, everyone has a purpose in life. Though that may sound really cliche, I don't want people dying~. I think you should try changing the pace and do more social stuff~! Perhaps go out for a walk when you can, even if it's by yourself~. There's always the chance that you bump into someone that you have a common interest with!
But there's no need to thank me, just stay safe and try your hardest to avoid the pit of depression~.
>>29916580
>>29916617
Good luck, anons~!
>>29916167
but it's late and I already had coffee. anymore would make me feel worse. im gonna be a sad sack and try to fall asleep instead
>>29916652
and good night OP. thanks for this thread
>>29916612
Whoops, forgot about you~. Good luck as well, and keep that smile on your face~.
>>29916652
Have a good night~. I hope you'll recover some day~! I believe that you will!
this thread makes me smile, keep it up anon
>>29916863
Thanks~! And hopefully, even after the thread dies, you'll keep smiling-. Because you're worth it.
>>29914828
>The best thing about humans is that they always have something to offer. You just haven't found it yet!
Naw, I know where my organs are at. I can probably offer the organs from my corpse on the deep web for $100,000.
>I will never get drunk with Kaede
just fucking off me
