more like too broke to meet an escort amirite

>>29913559
nah, I got money but I'm just an fat uggo.

>>29913550
I can pay a cheap trashy hooker but I want a high class whore
RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>29913550
you don't want to meet an escort. they're sad women who fuck for money. It's a dead end job like mopping floors at a mcdonalds but for girls who were once cute

I would love to, but I'm pretty sure I have genital warts even though I'm a virgin

>>29914011
pic of genitals. am doctor

>>29913550

I would visit an escort but am too afraid of getting robbed, arrested, or HIV

>>29913550
> risk of getting killed , std, robbed , not the same girl that was in the pictures, also you might not be able to get it up. because they will rush you. or it might feel like artificial love.

>>29914034
they're just like regular warts except they're on my shaft.
never been checked by a doctor.
I just kind of assumed thats what it is because I've been getting sores on my mouth since I was like 6
also the kid who used to be baby sat with me frequently gets sores on his mouth too
not sure what the hell happened while we were being watched because I can't remember any of it

>>29913908
They've seen worse. If they get the money, they really couldn't care less what you look like.

>>29914147

Get it checked you retard

>>29913550

reporting in, i am also too self conscious to get a massage, use a public pool/hot tub or even stay hard during a blowjob

my body image issues are crippling due to being obese my whole life, however i am no longer obese and steadily on my way to a healthy weight. my white whale is to visit a nude beach, hopefully i will get to that stage in 2-3 years

i dont give a shit about being self conscious, with escorts i'm more worried about getting robbed or getting arrested in some fucking cop sting (even though that's rare, still happens though).

>>29914505

for those of us living in developed countries this is not a problem

I could do it easily enough, I just don't want to lose my virginity to one. Any other anons relate?

>>29914628
I did, she was my age, and very affectionate. Said my dick was bigger than I thought.

>>29914656
how old were you? I'm 21 and a KHV. Was it enjoyable? Get laid since? It just doesn't seem right for me.

>>29914656
but they lie,right?

>>29915266
Yes. To turn you chumps into repeat customers.
Seriously just beat off and pocket the change