Daily Reminder that you aren't a robot if you play Pokemon Go.
The game is literally made for normalfags with awful tastes and Chads looking to fuck a shy introverted girl.
>>29913325
>muh original 151
>Us 90s kids right? xD
I fucking hate hipster faggots.
>>29913358
I dunno Gen 4 was pretty shit
>>29913325
I don't know any past gold or silver and I have probably forgotten most of them
the only time I considered buying a ds was for heart gold but never did
>>29913413
I hated gen 4 when it came out, but looking back on it now it was pretty great.
>>29913325
Pokemon was always for normies you dummy.
>>29913413
It added online play and the physical/special split. That alone puts it above RSE. And HGSS were fucking amazing.
>>29913471
this, you acoustic retard. it's literally harry potter tier, probably even worse
>>29913514
maybe in the late 90s and early 00s. Nothing triggers normalfags more than Pokemon from Gen 4-6.
must suck for the fat autistic neck beards waddling around watching beautiful people and family's having fun
>>29913325
I fucking hate this """""game""""" with a passion but I am so happy for the rift it is causing between robots and """""robots""""".
>>29913533
Is it just because those ones came out when they thought they were too mature to play pokemon?
>tfw you realize these are the same bandwagoning normalfags from almost 20 years ago except older
If they genuinely liked Pokemon they would have played it all these years. Like I did.
>>29913533
Pokemon after ruby and sapphire look fucking gay though, anon. Seriously, fairy type? They could have gone with so many other things for a new type but they picked fucking fairies.
>>29913563
This. I love seeing """robots""" and hipsters act triggered because they really think that a multi-billion dollar industry was something for them and them alone.
>>29913572
You talking shit nigga?
>>29913565
Yes. Those came out and the normalfags who played RBY as kids realized pokemon is a kids game. Thing is, they can't let go of their nostalgia blindness, so they've somehow convinced themselves that RBY were vastly different from the later games. Its still the same 8 gyms, elite four, evil team rival etc that its always been.
They're literally being unironic hipsters, saying 2/3 of the mainline games are bad without even playing them. And they cry about pokemon like klefki and trubbish while ignoring shitmons like voltorb, magnemite and muk.
>>29913608
Yup. Look at this faggotry holy shit. Garchomp was cool but holy shit there's so many new Pokemon that look dumb as fuck
The only times I went out playing it was the first day it came out and today. At the park by my house there was no one there playing it on the first day and I would have never thought it would have blown up like this. I went downtown today and I see people on their bikes with their phones attached to their bikes, tons of people just walking around on their phones which at first I didn't assume was Pokemon. Then I go to the park and there's just so many people playing it. One young man was walking around the park with his grandma and they were both playing it which was adorable. There were other packs of people walking around playing it. Maybe I'm not a robot but it was honestly pretty cool to see.
>>29913657
that's adorable what are you talking about, plus there were stupid looking pokemon in the first gen too you're just blinded by nostalgia
i dont play pokemon: global offensive but it has made me want to replay one of the games
http://www.strawpoll.me/10734339
please choose for me
>>29913657
You're a cherry picking nostalgiafaggot
>>29913736
There were dumb Pokemon yeah, but nothing as faggy as what I just posted
>adorable
.....Oh, so the new gens appeal to actual homosexuals. Makes sense so many robots like the newer gens.
>>29913607
>>29913563
real robots don't care about this, don't get happy and don't love anything. normies.
>>29913763
>but nothing as faggy as what I just posted
Mr. Mime says hi you biased nigger
>>29913787
holy shit BTFO
btw I havent seen someone with a Mr Mime on PokeGo yet, I really want him
>>29913413
gen 4 wasn't that bad, it was the gen in the middle of the good gens to shit gens transition
>>29913812
lol I just found this video when searching Mr Mime Pokemon Go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83uS-c0k4Cw
>>29913787
Mr mime is literal light years ahead of a goddamn ice cream cone and a keychain
>>29913847
>literal light years
anon....
>>29913847
Are you sure you aren't the one that's a faggot? Bet you'd like Mr Mime's cock in your ass you faggot
>>29913847
Pokeball with eyes was a gen 1 Pokemon. Take off you nostalgia blinders retard.
>>29913847
It's not actual ice cream if it was it would all melt and it would die, it just resembles ice cream
>>29913866
>hyucka hyucka well aaaaaaacktchually according to my calculations light years are in fact a measure of distance not time hyucka hyucka
Go back to bigbangtheddit you fucking nerd.
>>29913847
Mr. Mime sucks cock. Take off the rose-tinted glasses.
>>29913898
It was a science experiment gone wrong you literal retard.
II just realized the people talking shit about early gen are literal GEN z 15 year olds who grew up on Pokemon Chartreuse and Byzantine versions.
>>29913916
>durrrrr i dont care that i was incorrect, i want to keep being wrong and never grow as a person
kill yourself you dumb nigger
Anyone else regretting picking valor/mystic as their team? Some faggot came up to me and said
>"Hey what team are you on?"
>...mystic
>"Heh, well I'm on valor and we just took the gym down by the waterfront"
Like, am I supposed to care? I just wanted to catch some cool pokemon, I don't care about gyms. Really wish I chose instinct, Zapdos is one of my favorite pokemon anyway. Seems like Instinct is the chillest team.
>>29913571
I actually dont give a single fuck about pokemon I just use it to meet qts
>>29913958
And trubbish completes the Trinity of "garbage Pokemon" but people still cry about him. Point is the design looks shit and lazy.
And no, I've been playing Pokemon since the beginning, started with Red. I have Pokemon in alpha sapphire from my original sapphire cartridge from when I was 9. Just not a biased nostalgiafaggot like you
>>29913325
Daily reminder that youre a fucking autist
>>29913992
Mystic is #1 and valor is the underdog. instinct is just shit
>>29913413
>god tier designs like gliscor and rotom
>physical/special split which is easily the best thing to happen to the series
>hg/ss and plat being god tier games
>pretty shit
Retard detected
>>29913974
Pointing out common colloquialisms is a sign of autism.
>genwunners
What website is that? The layout is triggering me.
Wait you can meet girls playing it? How? I thought you didn't do anything except catch Pokemon by yourself.
>>29914113
I know right? People make fun of hipsters all of the time, why is being hipster suddenly cool when it comes to Pokemon?
>hurrrr the only good games are ones from 20 years ago that don't have breeding, held items, passive abilities, or double battles
Goodra is so sexy
>>29913657
Pokemon has always been aimed at children Anon. Chansey and Blissley look gay af back then too.
Plus Syvleon is pretty well design considering what fairy types are suppose to be.
Gen 6 had some good designs like smogon bird aswell.I wanna fuck Syvleon so badly god dam. I want to take that smug look off that bitch's face with my dick.
>>29914216
But remember, there are no male goodra. ALL GOODRA ARE FEMALE
>>29914240
good, i'm not a faggot anyway. I just want my dick inside every single slutty Goodra's slimy vag
Normies will never experience the best Gen of all time.
>Region base on the best country in the World USA.
>GOD TIER Pokegirls.
>Good designed pokemon, hell even ice cream cone was well designed.
>Good post game content
> A good direct sequel that completely changed the region
>Only pokemon game that has a somewat decent story.
>Great legiondaries
>etc.
>>29913763
Jynx? Chansey? Mr. Mime?
Nice cherrypicking, faggot.
>>29913847
A pile of fucking eggs
>>29913498
I'd be your boyfriend
>>29913325
I wasn't much of a Pokemon fan beyond the show so I've been doing my best to ignore this game which everybody online is suddenly obsessing over. I considered trying it, as it could be fun, but I don't have the energy.
As for the hype, it'll die out eventually, just like the hype with other mobile games like Angry Birds, Flappy Bird and Neko Atsune did.
>>29914397
oh man this faggot got btfo so hard that i feel kind of bad but not really cause they're a giant nostalgia faggot
>>29913325
>Chads looking to fuck a shy introverted girl.
I didn't care much when I saw this shit but can you really meet people through pokemon go?
>>29914465
I've literally never heard of "Neko Atsune" before but cause I'm a weeb I know it has something to do with cats
Of course I don't play it, I don't even own a smart phone, do you think I'm a normalfag or something?
>autists mad they have to go outside
wew
>>29914527
>implying we even want to play it
Why the fuck would we care? You can't even transfer the pokemon to the actual pokemon games.
>>29914547
If you don't even play it, you have no reason to be mad about it.
>>29914503
Correct!
Actually I think it's spelled "Atsume".
>>29914687
Everyone gets annoyed at obnoxious bandwagon fans. Its not exclusive to pokemon. Its the same thing as when a pro sports team starts doing well and suddenly the people who used to badmouth them or just not care are wearing their t-shirts and claiming they've always been huge fans.
When Sun and Moon come out, and get average sales for a Pokemon game, nintendo will realize that le 90s kids hipsters who can't even be arsed to buy a 3DS are the ones playing Go.
>>29914706
New update when
>>29914949
i should get back into this game
>>29915573
Pretty comfy t b h
>>29915626
>>29915573
It was a very comfy game. I still play every so often.
>>29913571
Dude pokemon games are garbage. Nostalgia glasses need to come off.
Pokemon go is like a not shit version of ingress.
>>29913325
There was literally no reason for Pokemon GO not to have the main-line battle system.
>>29913571
If they actually enjoyed Pokemon, they would be playing Pokemon Showdown.
