Didn't see one in the catalog, can we have one of these threads? Let's get to know each other robots
Sure, dude.
Here is some oregano
I just made this on /soc/ god know why I was even on /soc/. But fuck it, I'm drunk.
Let's go thenGod I'm such a nigger sometimes
>>29912163
I like the effort you put in those drawings. The choice for comedian is kind of retarded tho.
+ ITCOCK, + Bowie, ++Bronson, ++ Fear and Loathing, +++ I Saw the Devil
>>29912579
I don't really watch many comedians. American Psycho and Brazil are top tier movies though, bro.
>>29912163
Loving the prog albums. God bless King Crimson and Yes.
>>29912634
I wish I had room for more albums, would probably put Lark Tongues in Aspic, Moving Pictures, and Tales from the Topographic Ocean
>>29912685
Larks Tongues in Aspic is great. I'm not huge into King Crimson but I do like them quite a bit. Also got to see Yes live once.
>>29912912
Dude that's righteous, man. Not prog rock but I'm gonna get to see Black Sabbath this year in their last ever tour pretty hype about that. I knew a guy once whose dad was friends with Chris Squire had like mountains of old yes records.
I'm a fucking loser
>>29912524
>Call of the Wild
A classic. Good luck with your career in neuroscience.
>>29912579
>Golden retriever
There isn't a better breed of dog out there
Also shrimp is GOAT seafood
>>29912163
Would go camping with / 10.
Your ideal partner is thicc.
>>29913148
>calchuchesta
kek
Donnie Darko is the shit, and so is It's a Beautiful Day
Also, +Aphex
>>29913148
Going camping is always a blast, brah, and of course the ideal partner is thicc she's ideal isn't she.
>>29913148
I have no idea what your future is supposed to be of, but it makes me uncomfortable.
Let it be known that nothing has ever come out of this
>>29913322
But look! you got dubs
>>29913341
>>29913322
He's right, man, you did get dubs out of this.
>>29913148
Mass represent
>>29913322
What is your blue bar thingy on the right?
I'm pretty shit at all this stuff, image editing and whatever. Last time I did this was on acid and it was pretty fun.
>>29912993
I saw Black Sabbath when they came through New Zealand. I went on my own but it was probably one of my favourite concerts of all time. Dumb chicks trying to rustle past me with their boyfriends and me getting to elbow them right in the stomach when they get too pushy all the while headbanging with random old metalheads. Fuck that was a good time. Got a pretty good shirt out of it too.
>>29913504
it's okcupid's personality test results. Probably pretty accurate considering I answered more than a thousand questions.
I don't use okcupid anymore though because I havn't had any luck.
>>29913513
That's fucking awesome, dude, I'm so pumped to see them in August. Also, acid is fun stuff.
>>29913546
I low-key want to do that thing just to see how jacked up mine would be.
>>29913420
getting cucked by taxes since 1760
>>29912524
>beyond freedom and dingity
>dingity
>>29912104
reminder that threads like these are created by groups of people who want to collect information on you
>>29913674
nah, I think usually they are just created by lonely fucks that are autistic enough to prefer learning what someone is like form a wall of text and images rather than from actually talking to them
>>29913724
It's just fun to talk about interests and stuff and post the things we really enjoy/identify with I guess.
>>29913772
What this person said. The demographics are also cool to look at.
>>29913645
God fucking. Typo. Time to fix that.
>>29913844
Heheh, dingity.
>>29913844
At least this is anonymous so you still have your dingity.
what is the average time it takes you guys to fill out this, be honest buddy
>>29913920
Bout, fifteen minutes, ten minutes to draw everything and put text in, then five googling images and copying and pasting them onto the picture. Mine took an extra two to make the smiley face on the political spectrum.
>>29913920
it took me an hour, but I did put lots of effort into it, so it may take you less
>>29913920
Considering the level of procrastination I'm at, it took me an hour.
Here i go i guess, i put in way too much effort.
>>29914070
Chicano
Original
>>29913148
Would go camping with / 10
Nice music taste.
>>29913322
You'll call me a bootlicker, but you're a pretty cool guy.
>>29912579
Good taste in vidya, and Will Self is based.
>>29914100
Pardon? I dont understand what you are trying to say.
I'm just going to repost the one I made recently without adding the extra stuff.
>>29912163
you should come to WEEDMANland, we have parks and weed. Also an expanded system of NEETbucks.
>>29912524
have you met a lot of doctors with piercings?
I know one.
>>29912579
what is defined as wealthy in hueland?
>>29913322
have you tried looking for women at your local FEMEN chapter?
>>29914070
hello again navyfriend. Have you reconsidered battling pirates on the south chinese seas?
>>29914233
rei a shit
there, I responded
>>29914444
nice quads, and no I have not tried looking for a gf there because I hate sjws and identity politics
Mine from yesterday. There was a thread like this as recently as yesterday.
how the fuck do i make one of these????
>>29914444
Nice quads, I visited WEEDMANland once, it was a magical place for me.
>>29914510
let's see then...
Israeli Apartheid gatherings maybe?
I heard parts of spain were still /anarchy/ despite the whole Franco thing.
>>29914524
do you live in quebec? you seem like you might
best OST all time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_xgecR0ifo
>>29914592
it only seems like I live in quebec because my happiness is so low.
>>29914600
being 6'3 feels gud
>>29914548
use the template, I only have the small one
>>29914592
Seeking a gf in a place with anarchists like Greece or Spain does sound promising, but I dunno, it would suck to go there and then still be as lonely as before.
im what happens when you abandon your son.
>>29914617
so the maritimes? winnipeg?
These are pretty depressing places as well.
maybe following weedman's media accounts will cheer you up. He arranges like a gif photo op per day.
>>29914634
there's still time to indoctrinate a mail order bride.
>>29914444
Hey bro! No i dont think i would be very effective combating pirates with my crippling loneliness.
Besides i seem to get enough shit as it is from my countrymen about being overseas and "invading" countries.
I'm glad I get to post this again because it took me way too long when I made it.
>>29914548
here I know this isn't original mr robot
>>29914669
>there's still time to indoctrinate a mail order bride
I kek'd, but nah there is no hope for me lad. My freedom ideals are deep rooted. I refuse to have a relationship that isn't completely egalitarian and non-binding.
>>29914620
feels so gud
>>29914689
sometimes the pirates invade you though. And there's always the option of making it look like that's how it happened afterwards.
pls ignore all the cringey parts and bad taste...i'm gonna update it soon i swear....any day now guys...
>>29913322
>high intelligence
>hobbies: debating
>wants to be hipster rebel fighting against the government
Subtle but quality bait. 7/10
If it's not bait then that's very depressing for you lol
>>29914600
vg choice outta this world, love all except never played stalker
>>29914444
you too, paradox and total war where its at
>>29914796
You NEED to play it, right now.
Well actually, it's possible you might not like it. But, you probably will. Shadow of Chernobyl first.
>>29914764
You should read some if the stuff by the author "The Loving Dominant." Literally a tenured eng prof writing about degeneracy.
>>29914743
True true. I have to say i dont know what i would do if i return to civilian life. I love the sea a lot.
Maybe its my destiny to live and die a lonely sailor on a ship.
>>29914764
would you be interested in talking to me: >>29913322
I post my infograph a lot, and you post yours, but I never get any bites, and maybe it's the same for you, so why not right?
Why the fuck does it asks for contact info?
>>29914897
it's a mystery.
what is your theory as to why it asks for contact info?
>>29914913
My theory is that avatarfags ERP cunts are after us.
>>29914660
Good taste anon, specially in muzik, would be bear bf / 10.
>>29914897
So anons can more easily chase the occasional femanons / traps
>>29914947
>not wanting to ERP
clearly you have never had a proper ERP session.
>>29914981
I just call it lewd-talk. It's the same thing, but without the roleplay.
>>29914886
I miss the sea a lot. Kind of hoping to move to an island for that reason among others. With any luck SG's expansion of infrastructure will continue until it's a rapture style underwater city.
>>29914981
Would rather just fap to pornorgraphy tbqh
>>29914981
It's funny because it's true. Tried three times with two different people and it wasn't for me. I can't take that whole *action* seriously.Kind of turns me on though
>>29915002
nigga, those "erp" threads are not erp. That is indeed just lewdtalk. Actual erpers write paragraphs of smut at each other. You should try it sometime its fun.
>>29915045
I just don't want to pretend to be a little girl or something. I just want to talk about what I'd do to the other person's assif they were there.
You guys really think Id believe you arent all virgins
>>29915003
Id kill to live in a place like Rapture. It would truly be a paradise for me.
Just you know...without the insane murderous splicers
>>29915086
She jumped on me in a surprise attack and stole it fampai, nothing to be done abouy it.
>>29915106
Everything going to shit is just mega plot armor because obviously the story can't be about a successful libertarian utopia.
That's not allowed.
>>29914764
This gotta be bait.
these threads are full of edgy teenagers and normalfags. fuck all of you
>>29915180
Settle down, man
>>29915180
W-what did i ever do to you man?
>>29915153
Yeah, i just wish we could have explored what life was like before.
To be honest id probably be in my room all day watching the wildlife through my window.
>>29915197
>>29915204
>bro calm down man lol calm down xD
fucking normalfags
>>29915357
>even here im an outcast
That hurts anon.
>>29915405
>lol dude im such an outcast even though I'm a non virgin 18 year old /soc/ poster
fuck off
>>29915420
Why cant we all be friends man? Why do you have to be so rude? I genuinely mean no harm.
I think you have the wrong impression of me.
>>29915472
don't bother with rude-anon, be my friend instead.
>>29915487
Alright. I just wish more people would be friendly. We gotta pick each other up you know?
>>29914692
>Intelligence = 8
>I ain't smart enough for politics
You're the wisest person I know
Back at it with the dank charts
>>29915576
oh, I know exactly what you mean. Nothing productive can come out of throwing all the hate normies throw at us at each other. The only way to overcome the normies is through solidarity.
>>29914947
>>29914981
Enterprise resource planning (ERP) is business process management software that allows an organization to use a system of integrated applications to manage the business and automate many back office functions related to technology, services and human resources.
>>29915659
erp stands for erotic roleplaying
erotic roleplaying used to refer to two people writing smut at each other in a sequence.
Nowadays underage retards use it to mean dirty talk.
>>29915639
I hear you, the world is already dark and lonely for most of us. Why make it worse? We come here to find solidarity and like minded peeps
It just boggles me why people are so bitter here sometimes.
>>29915585
I'm pretty bright. I'm just not very interested in politics.
>>29912104
mfw i cant fill out a stat sheet like this because there would be too many blank boxes
wow this took forever to make and I didn't even make it well. Kms
>>29915868
r u a lion?
>>29915868
>gender identity: It's complicated
>Flag: Israel
trying too hard
>>29915868
>dragon age
damn straight
>>29915894
ye
>>29915915
unfortunately these are the facts
Not finishing mine but here is the flag I made for it
>>29915927
top tier game desu
>>29915995
that's cute desu
I like when peopel put effort into theirs, make it a bit unique.
>>29912163
Fuck yeah! Yes and metallica
Dskskck
>>29915868
Nice b8
(You)
>>29912524
Kik?
Dsdghdsfh
>>29914850
....its.....a bdsm sex guide? kek, i don't actually have sex or relationships or anything yet so i don't see how much i can get out of it rn, but thanks. by "dom qt prof bf" i think i just meant "making the major decisions in the relationship" lel, i'm not actually that kinky in my ~imaginary sex life~, although i'd do pretty much anything he wanted me to, i mostly just daydream about cuddling and missionary desu >.<
i really need to redo that chart
>>29914894
well like i said i don't have tox or anything, and i'm probably pretty boring to talk to....but you're welcome to hit me up on steam if you want, or give me a throwaway email or a skype or something (although you seem like the sort who would not touch skype lel)
>>29915158
unfortunately no, my life is the bait at this point.
>>29914894
>>29916506
SHIT never mind i just noticed there is an email in your post, kill me, i'll write you there sry
>>29914796
Honestly. I really like Mike Tyson's show too. It's ok.
originono
>>29914444
Yeah. Hoping by the time I'm done with all of the goddamn work an MD involves it'll be more chill. Hoping. Still have phd as a backup anyway.
>>29916137
Sorry man. I don't have a kik. Heh.
And what up with the keyboard slamming lol.
>>29913256
It's from a manga called Oyasmui Punpun, having read it I have the same feeling as you.
this took me forever
fuckin finished finally
rate me :^) inb4 meme music
I've feeling particularly bad today for no apparent reason. Please give me some (You)s so I can feel a bit better.
>>29918557
Oh god no not the theremin. D:
theremins are terrible/10
>>29918533
Die antwoord is pretty great let's be real. Love how your future is a meme shirt, makeup, and a skirt. Very doable lol.8/10
>>29918557
MGS3 is amazing so you're ok in my book
>>29918533
What album/era of Swans is your favorite?
It''s difficult to tell who is active in threads like these
>why are IDs even gone
idk, give any indication that you'll read it and i'll give my honest opinion on (You) as a person based on your chart thing.
>>29918395
i hate to call someone basic, but my interest never peaked as i read through your png.
At least you have good taste in music and porn... and books, kinda.
>>29918434
>black adder
>fotc
>monkey island
you seem kinda cool in regards to what i just greentexted, everything else made me cringe, especially your skype name
>>29918533
toplad/10
you seem legit enough. i like your choice of films and music and you at your worst it very relate-able.
>>29918557
superb taste, man.
>books
>movies
>bands&genres
>camping and hunting
"everything was there"
patrician/10
>>29918742
The amount of effort in this is absurd. The robots are great.
Also, 'double autism' killed me.
>>29914620
6'2" reporting in, am I tall enough to be in your club?
>>29918739
>What album/era of Swans is your favorite?
Filth
>>29918805
>The amount of effort in this is absurd
who says you cant be productive when youre stoned eh?lmeho
It's been awhile.
Didn't fill out favorites that felt redundant.
>>29918742
What lovely handwriting. Also, clever use of iconography!
>>29918533
>she likes all the shitty women games I like
>she likes crying lesbian cage
>she likes Die Antwoord
That's neat.
Maybe lay off of the irony, the high ain't worth the comedown.
>>29915597
>Schizoid, paranoid, histrionic, narcissistic all high
>really thinks it's a good idea to become the little girl
Maybe try some anti-psychotics first?
>>29914796
Are you staying in the closet for your political dreams?
Rate me pls bois :--)
>>29915868
WORST arctic monkeys album
>>29919273
>getting rid of them tittays
>only likes girl shit in the first place.
>>29919113
It truly has been a while. I think I remember reading about you carrying people in your archives.
>>29919361
I could pick up both my room mates simultaneously.
I miss being swole.
>>29919292
Cutting through the shitposting stuff, we'd totally get the fuck along.
>>29918742
Soz, I setup the Skype when I was 12
>>29919113
>comics
what kinda comics are you into?
digging those writers tbf(to be frank) and i consider 'what we do in the shadows' a modern cult classic
>>29919138
>What lovely handwriting
thanks, I've always been critical of my own lettering style. Some day I hope to unlock the secrets of the structure and shapes of letterforms.
>>29919177
>Maybe lay off of the irony
Irony is the highest form of humour in a self-contradictory society
pic related.
>>29919273
>r8 meh plz
6/10
your idea future reminds me of my own prepubescent fantasies of a complete masculinity
>>29919462
>pic related
I meant to ironically post this image, but i fucked up
>>29919462
I like reading them- lots of really good local guys operating under the label Squidworks, I'm pretty fond of most indie darlings like Chris Ware, Adrian Tomine, Graham Annable, Tony Millionaire etc.
I also make comics from time to time, mostly for r9k purposes.
>>29919217
I've been on 4 different anti-psychotics (on seroquel now) 2 SSRIs and some benzos, I'm stable
But I appreciate the concern [spoiler<3][/spoiler]
>>29919292
First impressions: you seem pretty cool:, nice hobbies, movies and genres.
Ball jointed dolls are the f****g shit, folk punk is my earholes and I agree that AM is a shit-tier arctic monkeys album
>>29919539
>I make dank OC from time to time
post it or gtfo
>>29919742
>[spoiler<3][/spoiler]
nice try neofig
>>29919796
here's something I made.
It's been a while since I put a decent amount of effort into a complete comic, my focus was drawn towards animated gifs for a while.
>>29919462
>Irony is the highest form of humour in a self-contradictory society
"i'm going to be a huge pass-agg snot until we go #fullcommunism. check out my tumblr where i make fun of shit lower-middle-class white people like"
>>29919796
>nice try neofig
i-it was acalculated mistake
>>29919817
>>29919877bIoxcxsxcxs
I'm not filling out that big cunt of a thing.
>>29914444
>4x4
>4^2
nice repetitive digits
>>29912104
Wonder I'd political compass realise the popularity of their site.
it took me too long to make one so i will just post this
>>29912524
>wants kids
DROPPED HARDER THAN HIROSHIMA
DROPPED
R
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P
E
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here is mine!
please don't be angry
>>29918557
Nice taste, you seem like a cool dude.
>>29914444
>what is defined as wealthy in hueland?
I'm that guy, bailed outta thread last night but I'm back.
I basically mean my yearly income is around 6 Million banana moneys
Which is almost 2M 'merican dollars.
call me gay, r9k
o r i g a n o
>>29912104
got lazy half way
>>29921353
/mu/ as fuck m8
filename sums it up desu
>>29921165
>>29922062
wait a sec the moment i posted i noticed we both have dopethrone
noice
>>29918839
Probably.
You can wear thicker insoles and you might gain half an inch too.
Not sure why, but posting.
This pasta contains oregano.
>>29923645
>hates "the square shaped ones" so Colorado and Wyoming
>hates Texas
Is it because of cowboys?
>>29923645
got any contact info you're willing to share?
>>29924153
I dunno. I guess they always seemed a bit racist and homophobic in the media.
I'm not a huge fan of areas that want to kill me.
>>29924184
W-why do you ask?
[spoier]I might...[/spoiler]
>>29924928
i think i have the potential to fit your criteria and you seem interesting
>>29924928
Colorado's on its way to being a pretty major cultural hub.
As for Hispanics (right?) there are quite a few, many of them business owners and quite active in the community.
Sup normies
ps. senpai please notice me
>>29921165
this guy was 16 last time he posted this
top kek lad
>>29925221
Oh, I never knew. In England, we only see the worst of the US in the media, and pretty much all flyover and south-eastern states are portrayed as evil, religion-obsessed, Westboro Baptist Church members/Black shooters.
I'm actually half Pakistani, but am fluent in Spanish, enjoy Spanish and South American cinema, am not a Muslim, and (apparently) look more Mediterranean than Asian, so lots of people just assume I'm Hispanic until they hear my surname.
>>29925037
O-ok...
I have an email address that I rarely use... I guess that would work.[email protected]
hmmmnghhkjhhhghh
>>29912104
I would like to see these threads restricted to one per week.
>>29926853
BLO BLO BLO BLO BLO BLOW
HOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAWT HEAD
OOOOOH NOOOOOOOOOOO
>>29927255
I KEEP I KEEP I KEEP I KEEP GIVING BAD PEOPLE GOOD IDEAS I KEEP GIVING BAD PEOPLE GOOD IDEAS I KEEP GIVING BAD PEOPLE GOOD IDEAS
