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>tfw you remember the kind of posts you made on forums when you were 12-14
>to make it worse, some of your ridiculous childish behaviour went on until you were around 16

NO NO NO

I CAN'T GET OVER IT, FUCK

I NEED TO DIE RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
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Just bee urself
Take a deep breath and try to forgetti
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>>29910835
>used to browse MLPchan
Kill me
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i pretended to be a 21 year old arab guy on gaia back when i was 10 or 11. not sure why i did but I cringe when I think about it.
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>tfw tried to fit in on ebaumsworld forum
>got made fun of by that rich kid and military douchebag and never went on again

thanks for bringing up haunting memories from 10 years ago
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>was a meme spouter
>mostly just talked about whatever game i was playing and music
>most people thought i was funny
could be worse
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>tfw people your age posted all their cringey teenage and pre-teenage retardation on the internet under pseudonyms in now-defunct forums scattered throughout the bowels of the internet

>kids growing up now are posting all their stupid opinions and failures under their actual names on facebook where they will stay connected to them forever
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>>29910835
Also

>when you check the forums but the posts are still there

It's been almost 10 years now and I still want to die.

Also, who here /YouTube embarrassment/?

At least in this case most of the videos I made after 2009 are now gone, although some of the more tolerable ones have been reuploaded by one of my former, possibly unironic fans.

I used to have around 3000 YouTube suscribers around 2011-2012 when partners didn't fully run the place yet, my content was absolutely shit but somehow there were people (all underage kiddies) willing to watch it. Fucking embarrassing.
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Back when I was 13 on omegel (it was a random stranger video chat or something). I got matched with a black screen and someone faked being a girl and convinced me to get naked and eventually spread my ass checks. I cringe so hard and hope that some pedophile didn't screen cap and it's on the dark web or something. Fucking kill me.
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>>29910835
>Used to play online games when I was like 10-11 (I'm 25 now)
>Guy added me on MSN and became my best friend
>Told me he was 55 years old
>That's weird but okay
>After 3 years of chatting back and fourth we became pretty close friends
>He was like the dad I wished I had (had an abusive father)
>When we were chatting, he randomly sent me a picture of his cock
>I was 13-14
>Didn't really know how to respond
>Cut ties after that

I miss him, why did he do that?
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>>29910972
>that kid who used his real name or a variation of it
>that kid who actually used his FULL name
>tfw that kid was me

I used to laugh off at privacy and security risks online when I was 14, what a total fucking retard I was. Maybe still better than modern Facebook normies though.
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>>29911022
>convinced me he was a girl
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>>29910835
You don't even have it bad OP

I was part of an inuyasha chatroom dude. You know those old ones on the sides of anime websites? Well this is what happened

>talk to girl for a while in chatroom
>become her online bf
>join her group who role played as wolves
>became a lowly wolf
>befriend the alpha wolf and learn his ways
>start to want power
>conspire with other lower wolves
>plan coup
>bully leader alpha wolf with other wolves until he left
>tfw I assume role as wolf pack alpha and make my gf the mother wolf matriarch

2006 was a great year for the Internet. I was in middle school and had a blast just dicking around on forums with people. When did it all go so wrong, guy? Too bad I eventually left my wolf pack when I got tired of the show.

Memories
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>>29911104
I was a autistic fuck who enjoyed the attention so I was easily baited. My parents should have never let me on the internet before I was 18.
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>>29911114
i wish my online life was that interesting
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>>29911003
Inuyasha guy here

My friend and I remade memoirs of a geisha and put it on YouTube. I had never seen the movie. There was a sex scene that we reenacted under the covers on video. It's still online somewhere...

Oh well it figures, we both turned out gay
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>>29911135
>Tfw when I realized the fbi probably had pics of your bung hole in a file cabinet somehwhere
>tfw when I realize your dad would be mortified
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>only forums I went to was 4chan, gurochan, and gaiaonline

I miss hitting trees for easy coins in that game.

>>29910908
I pretended to be John Cena, even styled my character as him.
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>tfw the first post you ever made on a website was on youtube supporting the lesbian sex scene in mass effect 2 with liara
>tfw you thought you were some mature mastermind making a big contribution to society

J U S T
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>>29911114
My ex-gf loved me to role play with her on forums
She always dated/fucked other people's characters
>tfw when she cheated on me 3 years later
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>>29911242
Maybe you shouldn't have dated her for that long. Women get bored easily
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>>29911114
You were cooler in 2004 than I will ever be fuck this gay earth
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>meet girl on online forum like 10 years ago
>chat her up
>eventually fall in love with her, about 3 years later
>she says "nope" but is ok with being friends
>reasonable, as she's Australian and I'm Canadian
>between getting drunk most nights and professing my love, generally acting needy towards her, she blocks me on Facebook (and probably blocks my phone number and email)

desu losing contact with her was the best thing to ever happen, despite me thinking she was the best thing to ever happen to me at the time. i was even more of a beta fuck than i am now
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>tfw your most notable online presence is a my little pony fanpage on facebook with a few thousand likes
>havent watched the show since 2011
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tfw most autistic person on the internet. tfw sending cringey messages to someone I thought liked me bc lonely+ no friends. we don't talk anymore and they were a internet slut anyways, but thinking about how those messages are still in their inbox I cringe so much
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>go to old silent forum I used to frequent
>look up username
>literally gag from the cringe

Intf anon

Another one
>forum for an indie game developer from the mid 90's
>website still up
> reading my posts from when I was 10
>realize I was doomed from the start
>contemplate an hero
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>mfw all the forums i used to post on are dead and gone

feels fuckin good
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posts pre-2004 were better

people were cleverer and actually understood comedy beyond flippant too-cool ironybro horseshit and sadistic-personality-disorder-haver "cringe" that's actually just a way for dogfucking NYC hipsters to terraform the rest of the noosphere into something suitable for their fucking larvae

people could fucking write in prose that wasn't ketamine twitter nocaps or bitchy nasty-nice buzzfeed exclamation-point-every-other-sentence snark

the internet was a better place when it belonged to autists and pervs and if you disagree, you are welcome to eat the shit directly from my ass

you can """"cringe"""" about your guro inflation posting CV, but no one will ever cringe about the smug cunty literary assistant who makes funny vape memes for philip-morris so that real cigarettes can continue to kill the flyovers she mocks on her off hours. no one will ever cringe about the lazy minimalist self-consciously-zero-effort kate-beatonshit comics they post on tumblr

people are getting actual cancer and you care about fat lions you drew on DA
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>tfw dumb memer who nobody really liked
>people who joined only a couple months prior commanded more respect than you
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>tfw tried to fuck a crossdresser earlier today
>only looked somewhat feminine

I-I guess it's in the past now...
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>TFW my one internet friend is now in prison for murder
What the fuck Nick
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>>29914402
was it attempted murder by any chance?
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>>29914414
Nope, he killed someone.
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>>29910835
Made this for a school project. The amount of cringe on how blue pilled I was still haunts me to this day
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>>29914646
why would you do this?

http://ignaciomorap.blogspot.com/2014/09/just-who-hell-do-you-think-i-am-and.html
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>>29914704
We had to write a blog as homework. They made us write about multiculturalism and cuck shit. Probably one of the reasons I'm such a beta and a robot now. If you found my blog, please have in mind that I was a little shit with poor judgment
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These threads are funny&good content, but you people are seriously retarded if you feel bad about embarrassing things you did as a teen.

Don't you know the concept of maturity? You are not born prudent and sensible, you become such over a long string of errors and learning.

Teens being stupid is the norm. If you didn't do any stupid things as a teen, it probably means you are not very self-aware and are probably very cringy at this moment.
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>>29911035
If it makes you feel better, he was only nice to you in the first place for selfish reasons. Possible he was planning on sending you that the first time he ever even interacted with you.
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I have been shitposting in vidya forums since I was 8 years old. The shame would be unbearable if anyone I know found out but Orkut died and my home community got erased from existence so only a few unrelated forum members can remember my dark LOL XD XD past.
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>used same nickname on weird fetish sites as I used on everything else
>still use that name
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I once looked up "hot pokemon girls" and "ash and misty having sex" into the youtube search bars, and one time i left the web browser open and my mom found out lol.
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>>29914434
Tell us the story anon! Pls
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>>29914861
that's some good information, anon,
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>>29911114
Holy shit I hated you inuyasha fags showing your faggot ass shitty show that I despised everywhere.

Like holy fuck. When I first saw you fags running around calling yourselves Shessumaru or whatever the fuck I was curious. I thought they were doing this for an entertaining anime.

I was wrong and it was the most boring anime I ever seen.
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Used to go to the literal roleplay board on Neopets and spend hours of a day roleplaying when I was 11-13.

It was Sonic OCs and shit
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>that kid who used to post Simpsons image macros everytime
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>Used dad's computer until I was 18
>Started looking at porn when I was like 14
>Did it by just brazenly googling stupid shit like "hot naked women" "shemale dominatrix" or just "porn"
>If I didn't like the image results on Google, I'd use askjeeves, dogpile and other search engines that existed at the time
>I found out about the history tab and how to delete history when I was 17

There is no fucking way my dad doesn't know. I can't believe I wasn't banned from using his computer.
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Have you guys ever considered that maybe, just maybe, it's not normal to be embarrassed over internet posts you made five years ago? Maybe you just have anxiety and it has to manifest itself into something
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>>29910835
I used to spend all my free time on Godzilla forums

I was such a dumbass that it looped back around and people thought I was smart and sarcastic, and that the stupid things I said were scathing satires and parodies

I was actually made a mod at Tohogate back when it had tons of active users. The admin once accused me of being a, "smartass" when in reality I was retarded

My unintentional sarcasm got me banned from Toho Kingdom though when I accidentally pissed off an admin

Those were the days
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>>29915711
Yes it is. You're telling me if your acquaintances found your old internet posts, you wouldn't be embarrassed?
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>>29910907
>used to browse Ponychan
End my fucking life.
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>>29914976

I found my roommates posts on fucked up fetish forums when googling his email because he used the same name. Some people are really stupid.
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>>29915711
Probably. Still, I'll have tht shit deleted ASAP. Nice dubs
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>tfw every day of your life is embarrassing and you regret things while you're doing them

i've given up
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Who here shitposted on the Runescape rants section

What a fucking time to be alive, that shit was a goldmine
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>>29914704
jesus fuckin christ man
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>>29914646
>>29914704
>>29914858

Ignacio delete that shit right now before you become a meme
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>tfw I'm featured in a famous bash.org quote
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>>29915911
I'm on my phone right now so I can't. This is the one time I didn t want to become a meme
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>>29915771
They wont though because I didn't use my real name and also no one probably cares enough about you to dig through all your internet shit anyway?
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>>29915944
Well

I guess infamy is better than ignominy
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i started on the explosm forums and then got notoriety for cyanide & happiness fanart. then it was decided that i had my own thing so i ventured on my own into the internet.

check out joncomics. you've probably seen a few somewhere/somehow
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>>29914858
It's really cringey.
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I used to flirt and sext with old pedophiles when I was 14/15 on a chatroom thing. There was one that wanted me to live with him, and for a moment I entertained the thought of it. He seemed sort of like a robot now that I think about it. Still cringy though.
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I was John Stalvern on somethingawful. I cringe at having done that.
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I did that all throughout high school

In fact, I'm probably still doing it and am too autistic to realize it.

at least I'm not the only one
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>>29915824

>tfw 2008 and it all went to shit
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>>29915994
But if they did know your handle and found your posts, you wouldn't be embarrassed?
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>>29916225
You're not getting it. That tiny possibility isn't worth giving myself anxiety over. Who is so interested in me that they want to read my childhood pseudonym shitposts?
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>>29910835
>11 year old me posted a bunch of art I thought was neat and on deviantART
>one of the artists saw and sent an army to send me nasty messages calling me art thief and all that
>got told to kill myself
good times
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>>29914858
"I think that sexism is a learned behavior. The idea that someone is born with a predetermined image of women seems ridiculous to me. Sexism is learned by being exposed to sexism in the media and in the environment the kid grows in.

Boycotting the media might be a good way to empower ourselves to avoid contributing to sexism.

They measure another woman's worth by their physical appearance and how close they are to the idealized image of a woman.

Women and men are to blame for sexism. Even thought they are fewer than men, there are women in the entertainment industry that green light sexism in their products and women also contribute by believing what they see in those products."

damn you were a fucking normie shit
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>my old myspace is still attached to my name
>whenever you google my name the profile shows up
>can't even remember the email i used
>the poems i wrote to girls are up forever
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>>29911003
Post a link to a video pls
If you had fans so devoted they were willing to take the time to reupload, they can't have been that bad. I think I would be sort of proud of it.
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>mfw I came of age before social media developed
I read the use.net as an early teen but was too shy to post anything.
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>Cyber with women in AOL chatrooms when you were 14
>you realized deep down the "women" were 40 year old men
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The forum I posted on almost every day from 13-16 got deleted, so all of the cringe got locked away into the abyss. Most of my online activity since then has been on 4chan, so I have very little to show for my 11 years online.
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>had over a thousand shitposts on the off topic forum in WoW
>I used my actual main instead of a level 1 alt like most people did
>got banned several times
>become nervous and ashamed of it
>mfw battle.net came around and that forum and all its posts were deleted
saved me my embarrassment.
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>>29911806
You seem pretty bitter about people finding an audience and success through different channels than you like, and mock them as sadists who are vaguely corporatist puppets.
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>>29917174
I miss that forum, it was essentially /b/ pg13... Except late at night
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Oh fucking get over yourself. If I posted the slightest details about my embarrassing online past here, people would guess who I was, guess correctly, and then proceed to shit all over me for being alive. Whatever it is, it isn't as bad as my shit.
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WAKE ME UP INSIDE

Odiwjrnfm
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>>29917174
what years and what was your name? I used to lurk there
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>>29911114
My name is still on a petition to bring Inuyasha back and I'm 22 and looking for full time jobs. It's on the first page of Google
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>>29910835

I still cringe at my old shit. Not sure how much of it is still up. I have severe OCD, so I did a very good job of absolutely scouring the Internet, deleting whatever I could.

I don't delete anymore. The best solution is to just not post cringey things, and relax, and keep it basic.

Although I do remember a lot of the fedora tipping neckbeards I argued with on forums and on Youtube. Most of them were leftists. I also remembered all the mods and admins of forums and games that banned/censored/kicked me. I hope for their sake they all grew up. Holy fuck, people were so cringey back then. People were tipping their fedoras so hard, that I'm not even sure how they didn't die from euphoria.
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>>29910972
Things like this make me so glad to be an oldfag. If FB had been around when I was a teenager, my aspie ragesperging would be forever archived and linked to my real name.
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>>29914858
original comment 897
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>>29914646
Ignacio-sama, you need to run , people are going to discover your true identity!
ROW! ROW! FIGHT THE POWAH!
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>>29914858
''OHHH, Ignacio! Thanks for the laughs! Did I ever tell you that I have, in fact, gone sky diving already? HA! Beat ya!''
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Oh man why did you have to remind me..
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>>29910835
Search my full name: 0 results related to me
search my internet name: shit ton of crap.
In fact i have my internet name sticker on my car but i will remove it because if someone sees whats made it is cancer and racism
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>>29915667
Maybe you shared fetishes
orignael
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>>29917208
>you seem pretty bitter about having your home razed to make way for a pfizer building

jesus fucking christ you think?!?

your entire post is just "lol I'm powerful and you're not, shut up and get over it". you are not convincingly a human being
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>the sites i used to go on have since been deleted
>however, the waybackmachine archived every embarassing moment from those sites
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>>29910835
Damaging a body part for life is worse anon. I've been abused all childhhod and is painful. Losing your fingers is worse and will never heal so as always, someone has it worse than you.

Take walks and figure that shit out, it's solveable.

Cut contacts, move away or whatever just be happy it's just your mind that's fucked.
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>>29911806
Cringing at your post.
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>>29910835
Met some girl on minecraft and we started to talk a lot, after a while we both sent pictures of each other, she was a 10/10 blond swedish girl.

She had an obvious crush on me but since I'm autistic I didn't realise, she now going on out with the whistest of white knight and cut all links with me

>tfw I could have a 10/10 girlfriend instead of being a kissless virgin
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>>29920034
>searh internet alias
>getting an exhentai result in the first page
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>>29910835
>tfw used to shitpost on funnyjunk until the admin banned me forever from the site
>tfw can't even view content
>tfw all my ''internet gfs'' (and bfs , i was and still am extremely sexually frustrated so i flirted with anyone with an anime girl pic) are gone
>tfw will never spam a whore's profile pic and mock everything she says on 10 different tabs
>tfw will never stalk my 300+ friends ever again
>tfw will never brag about my high rank again
>tfw will never argue with autists who spammed the same shit on the random board every day
>tfw will never call transfags degenerate while flirting with them at the same time
>tfw will never LITERALLY spend the whole day shitposting (not even a movie or a fucking game , just endless shitposting)
>tfw will never piss off mods and befriend their friends at the same time
>tfw will never be blocked by qts after 1 conversation
>tfw will never mention-spam people ever again
>tfw I should have technically been unbanned by now , but the admin changed it into a permanent ban
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so when i was like 8 to 10 i met this guy in counter strike source, he was like 15 or 16 and we talked about sex he showed me his dick and i masturbated on cam for him pretty much every day

the funniest thing about it all is that he knew my mothers name and i knew his real name, his family names etc

hes like 26 or 27 now and we still talk about life sometimes

god it didnt feel wrong at all back then because when i was masturbating he was asking me about my dick size and we were discussing fucking girls
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>Early 2000's roleplay all the time on Neopets
>All that shit was cringe worthy
>Did make one really decent friend in 04ish
>Both like anime and drawing, become dA friends and roleplay over their messaging system
>Talk about life in between RPs
>Remained friends until '07 when she fell off the face of the Earth
>'09, following some petty shitty e-drama and see an Avatar that looks like her style
>Find her by accident, basically trying to ride the coat tails of other more famous "internet trolls" and speaking in faux 4chan lingo
>Still occasionally consider seeing if the Skype she had listed and just saying "hey"

I started browsing 4chan in 05 and I never used any of the lingo or memes that were big around the time because she was a decent kid and she reminded me a lot of my kid sister. So it was weird seeing her talking like a moron and trying to get in with the Encyclopedia Dramatica crowd all while also posting dramatically about her struggle with depression.
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>>29911022
oooo iyyaam laffffing
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>>29917174
>I used my actual main

Bravo, anon. Faggots hiding their words behind level 1 alts or fresh 55 dk's are coward filth
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>>29910972
will doxing even mean anything in the future wi these kids putting their full real names, addresses, phone numbers and evethting else on their social media accounts
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>>29911114
>I was in middle school and had a blast just dicking around on forums with people.
Too bad you can't do anything online anymore because they accuse you of shit and everyone is so concerned with safe spaces so they'll ban your ass in a heartbeat. You can't even say something like "you fucking faggot" because that homophobic and gets you banned on literally any forum.

Fuck, I miss the mid 2000s so much.
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I used to go on MSN chat rooms and post my friends phone number in the gay chat rooms.
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>>29911656
This. The forum I frequented for many years (starting from 2004) and where I had over 4000 posts just shut down forever this year. Some of my comments can be accessed in archive.org but I was smart enough to change my username to a random string when I quit in 2009 or so (and my original username was only used on a dozen other forums and websites), so literally nothing can by tied to me. Feels good.
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>tfw you realize all the dumb shit you post here is on some archive
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>>29910972
This has made me feel 50x better, thanks anon
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>>29920629
My posts are fucking fire. I literally google my old posts on 4chan so that I can look back and see how right I was. The niggers I fucked young are still in the hospital.
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>>29920234
>I could have a 10/10 girlfriend instead of being a kissless virgin
Don't kid yourself, it was probably a guy. And also, fuck off, minecraft is like a couple years old game, we're talking about the mid 2000s ITT.
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>>29920651
>My posts are fucking fire
one day you'll look back on this and cringe
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>>29915667
I used to use my parents laptop and thought deleting shit from ctrl + h was actually deleting history on Internet Explorer but it was not. One day they ask me about some porn site they found when trying to search something and I blamed it on their friend who babysat me once. They now think he has jerked it in their house on their laptop in the company of their son. They didn't speak to him again.
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>tfw my online handle on an old forum was so autistic nobody else could remember it
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>>29920662
Fashion has no leverage over me. I'll use ancient nigger memes, I don't give a fuck, "cringe" is the feeling of maybe possibly suffering social consequences and I don't have to give a fuck about that because a) my opsec is decent, b) I'm already a brokeass NEET, it's not worth it to do anything to me, it's like punching mud, c) the people I care about already know everything about me and you'd wear yourself out trying to turn them against me.

I feel good about everything and take responsibility for nothing. I have obviated the need to experience shame or regret, but this is only because I am always right and I always win. There is fucking nothing you can do about this shit, familia. I have won the game.
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>>29920746
Also, people are retarded fucking word animals, anything can be/not be "cringe", public opinion changes like the weather at the behest of high-influence ultra-sociopaths, and taking it literally is the mark of a fucking rube. All that matters is relative social power. Robots have some inkling of this when they talk about "Chad".
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>>29920662
I don't think he understands the concept of cringe, anon.
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>>29920621
>I was smart enough to change my username to a random string when I quit in 2009 or so
doesn't it still display the old username in quotes?
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>>29910835
>tfw become rogue to a forum because of cringe posts i wanted to be gone
and i was fucking successful at bringing it down the shitter, because

>too paranoid to activate accounts, effectively denying innocent users
>posts could be only viewed by registered accounts, rendering the site useless
>boredom caused by lack of new users causes infights
>hugbox
>kept poking them on MSN to make sure they had breakdowns regularly

rekt
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>>29920826
See, this guy could just as easily be talking to himself. He's trying to spin up an exclusionary consensus against the cringe-skeptic-- "we" feel this way, talking about the dude in third person, etc.-- but it's all fucking pointless because it could just as easily be a samefag. He's cucked before he begins.

4chan truly is paradise.
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>>29917079
Reeeeeeee you don't know the pain
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>>29920881
I guess it does, but realistically speaking, I haven't used that username since then, so it's not tied to my real identity. Nobody will ever know it was me, especially with the changed username.
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Were any of you autists responsible for making those racist One Piece MS Sam dubs on youtube like 8 years ago? Either they're all purged from the internet or I'm shit at using google. Wish I saved them because they were funny as fuck
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I left a comment on a strip tease video back when I was 11... didn't delete it until like 2 years ago

JUST
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>Think of all the cringey things I did online
>Think of all the fun I had
>Think of all the friends I had

Now I'm the master of cynicism and not opening up to people. Sure is fun.
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>be 14 or so
>make post on historical games forum
>it's so bad and immediately replied to that i abandon that account forever after only one post
>be 25
>join same historical games forum, now a productive, money-having, games playing adult
>accidentally stumble across that post
>cringe so hard my spine hurts

Part of growing up is being able to handle the past
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>>29911806

holy shit this is awesome
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Does anyone remember 4chan in the old days?
The shit written on here was reddit tier cringe, I don't know how everyone sees it so fondly
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>>29921313
if you mean post-2009, yeah, we had a purge and a lot of the decent posters left. you probably weren't around to see it before that
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>>29921313
>kys based wew lad kek btfo dank
yeah mang hot runny dogshit is so much better than food
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>>29921343
I don't know when it was around but they would always unironically say stuff like "awesome sauce" and "toasting in epic bread"
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>>29911806
>no one will ever cringe about the smug cunty literary assistant who makes funny vape memes for philip-morris so that real cigarettes can continue to kill the flyovers she mocks on her off hours
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>>29921313

I remember it fondly since it wasn't so mean spirited, people really just thought longcat was funny, not because it was pissing anyone off or involved a mass shooting
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>>29921467
will a @CockHater420 please come to the front desk, your car is being towed
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>>29921424
yeah and women say shit like "amazeballs" and "totes adorbs", and no one gives them any shit about it ever, ever

funny how 'cringe' works, huh
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>>29918993
this is going in the meme folder.
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>>29921522
I have never heard either of those before
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>>29921522

that is actually cringy since they are trying hard to have banter like men
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>>29910835
Shouldn't you be more embarrassed about this post?
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>>29911190
>Bullets still have the casing

My /k/ is REEEEEEEE ing
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>>29920720
you got off lightly. I got caught looking at clown titties on the one time i forgot to delete history before my dad decided to leisurely browse the internet for cooking tips.
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>>29921548
bullshit. female-signaling internet people get to do whatever, male-signaling internet people have to fight among themselves and constantly front.
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>>29918993
I think I might post this on reddit myself. I'm an evil bastard
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>tfw snacks left
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>>29910835
If you had not been foolish, how could you appreciate being wise?
Appreciate that you are not what you once were, and that had you not been that once, you wouldn't be what you are now, which is different to that of then.
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>>29911003
I went back and deleted EVERY embarrassing YouTube videos I have done
Shit I'm glad half my accounts used to keep getting suspended
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>>29910835
>>to make it worse, some of your ridiculous childish behaviour went on until you were around 16

You meab like posting on 4chan?
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>Tfw I used an online name for 10 years
>Tfw I never tarnished my real name
>Tfw I am not on any social networks as my real name

Feels pretty good, senpai.
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I used to get into arguments with people in guestbooks.
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>>29910835
Well for one thing, I wasn't that stupid about the internet. I only regret the embarrassing things I did when drunk which is much worse. So I'd say you're fine.
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I used to make music videos like 'eye of the spider' kid but with even lower production values
I think they were all purged though
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>>29921575
>Discover tits on the internet
>Grandparents had a computer AND the internet
>Didn't know about search histories
>Pass my grandad on the way to the computer one day
>"I don't want you looking at pornography"
>I didn't know what pornography was
>Just went and googled "boobs" like I was going to anyway
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Any ex bronies here? I mean, kids who were 12 or 13 tears old at it's peak are now aloud to post here.

I was. It made me realise I just want to jam my cock in literal horses.
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>>29914646
>Ladies, contain your orgasms.
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>>29911022
>hehe xd.....i remember this.....lmao...great prank amirite???
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>>29914646
not even that cringy, dont worry
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>>29914646
Ok this is pure autism if you were 16
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>>29914646
How red pilled ca you really get in just one year after being an SJW?
Share some of your views with us, senpai
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>>29910835
had i found 4chan sooner i wouldn't have had my self confidence completely destroyed
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>>29920248
>signed up to exhentai with my real name
>accidentally posted a comment
>literally no way to delete it now
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>>29922846
>signed up to exhentai with my real name
holy shit, why the fuck would you do that
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>>29921555
>Shouldn't you be more embarrassed about this post?
ANONYMOUS imageboard

retard
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>>29922870
shoo shoo smelly jojo fag
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>>29922900
no, fuck you faggot
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>>29922694
I lurked Return of Kings for while. I also found 4chan. I learned that being a nice guy was a meme. I learned the damage the sexual revolution caused, the 80/20 rule. They tried to brainwash me into believing rape was rampant in universities and that they went unreported when I learned of false rape accusations. I learne that letting the rapefugees in was destroying our culture and that multiculturalism doesnt actually work
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>>29910835
I used to go on board raids with guitar.com

We went to one of the sites owners sponsors for strings or some shit, and started spamming goatse.cx and all sorts of awful shit on their message board. The sponsor dropped them and I started getting emails from the site owners laywers threatening legal action if I didn't vacate the website immediately and never return.

I kept going until the site went down, nothing ever happened.
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>once sent a love letter to a pornstar
>can't access the email anymore so I have no idea if she actually responded
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>>29914976
Linkara?
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>>29910835
>tfw you look at your drawings from 5 years ago
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>>29911022
>faked being a girl
>black screen
You were fucking retarded holy shit
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>>29910835
Just shut it out anon. Block out all memories of your past. It helps.
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>>29911114
Wolfman Greg is that you?
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>>29918993
Kek
Is this the inspiration behind that one crusader meme?
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>>29922846
>signed up to exhentai with my real name
Why the fuck did you do that
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>>29915911
>>29915944
Screaming on the inside
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>>29910908
Oh man, I used to be on that site too. Lots of fun and nostalge but holy shit was I cringe. I wish I could go back and delete all my accounts and post history but I no longer remember my passwords and what emails I registered with. And even if I did manage to recover my accounts, I'm not sure I could handle sorting through all that bad art and embarrassing posts.
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>>29915781
>>29915781
>>29915781
I was a tripfag too. You?
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>>29910835
>search for "naked 13 year olds" back in 2007
>get into a site that says I'm now being tracked by the FBI
>scared shitless, X out, think nothing of it
>dad tells me next morning while I was in school the local PD talked to him
>never searched again
>dad probably saw my internet history, and came up with some lie to scare me into not doing it again
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>tfw 43 things is shut down so they are all deleted
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The name I use on the Internet and came up with myself ended up being a real name. So while I use it for steam someone else uses it for shit like twitter, Facebook, blackplanet
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>>29925552
>sad pepe
the world has one less pedophile now, there is nothing about this post that would warrant a sad pepe
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>>29926844
>being anti-pedo
>halfway into 2017
Buttwrathful hag detected, your old snatch is no match for pristine virgin pie
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I used to roleplay as an edgy sith character on a Jedi Academy server when I was around 11-12. I kind of wish I could still find the forum and my cringe worthy character bio.
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>>29910835
>tfw you had a picture of you literally tipping a fedora as your fb profile picture for 6 years

The le fedora tipper meme is something even normies understand now, they probably think of me whenever they see it.
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>>29926988
>jedi academy
>not patrician jedi outcast
pleb
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>>29910835
>tfw i was a well-liked moderator on a popular RuneScape fansite

I felt like such hot shit back then. I even made pixel art signatures and everybody told me I was a cool guy. We had a "post your picture" thread and a couple of girls even held up signs with my name on it, even though I didn't ask them to.

I want to go back.
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>>29927305
>tfw you will never go back to shitposting on forum.tip.it in 2006
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>>29927209
I loved them both. JKA had more RP options with the different sabers. I still remember that mission as a kid where you're supposed to lose against Desann, I tried every possible way to beat him, and I'd just reload my save every time I lost. Until eventually using cheats and realizing he was invincible.
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>>29915911

I wouldnt wish it upon my worst enemy.
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Married a 16 yo girl on world of warcraft when i was 13. Started going on msn messenger with her and we """dated""" for 2 months. She sent me a picture of herself once, she was normal looking but i still asked for her weight. Blocked her and deleted my character when my mom told me that she was kinda fat.
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>>29920283
>>tfw used to shitpost on funnyjunk until the admin banned me forever from the site


Funnyjunk is the proxy cancer of this website. People always pin reddit and tumblr, but never those autists spergs.
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