Can you get laid /r9k/?
How far did you manage to get on the first time
I think I did pretty well we went to the beach but this happend:
>she tell me I can follow her to the bathroom if I want(to wash the sand off)
>get mad when I do
>end of date
After a few times I manage to fug her a few times
She is a fucking Stacy tho.
https://www.langangen.com/ariane10/dateariane/
>>29909228
>That's enough poetry for one night I think
>>29909251
that what she said when you read her poetry once or twice
I may be said twice just so I could screencap her in a nice pose.
>>29909288
That's enough poetry for one night l think
>>29909346
hmmmmmmmmorignalso
>>29909421
>hmmmmmmmm
meow :3
i can't get laid.
best i got was bikini and shower, but she kept insisting on playing board games
>>29909228
bitch had two sips of wine
and says IM to drunk to continue
fuck that game
I either take it too far or I get friend-zoned. WHAT THE FUCK
>walk in the park for a bit
>get back to her place, want to take a piss
>she gets upset and chastises me
People have biological functions, goddamn, lady.
>>29909228
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who's dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
While wiping his chin
If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it.
>go to the art museum
>can't get a single damn painting right
>she gets pissed off and snooty about it
Insufferable cunt.
>>29912806
I got one right and no problem.
Alright, faggots. Here you guys go:
>Give hug
>Kiss her
>I wanted to test our saliva...
>Dance with her
>Rock
>Jazz
>Dip and kiss her neck
>go to backyard
>get steaks ready
>drink
>have dinner
>eat
>drink
>eat
>i like the colors of your wall
>go back outside
>check telescope
>don't be an idiot and get the question right
>she takes off her shirt
>tell her to take off her pants
>take off her panties
If you can't take it from there you guys are hopeless.
>>29912871
Correction, do
>I wanted to test our saliva
After you kiss her.
>>29912899
Double correction because I guess I'm too drunk
>I wanted to break the tension
Dude what the fuck is this what women do on dates?
>order pizza
>6 choices what to do
>eat
>drink
>eat
>drink
>eat
>drink
>eat
>drink
OMFG ANON UR SUCH A SLOB GET OUT OF MY HOUSE
>mfw
>>29912978
You could talk to her.
>>29912978
Your supposed to get her drunk then ask her to pose naked, you fat slob.
>>29913212
how to do that? she just says she is too drunk and the date ends
Where's the rape option?
are you fucking serious? i have the shittiest luck
>>29909228
>Be me
>Became a friend with fat, clingy grill
>Looks not bad though, 7/10
>After 2 years of being friends she literally tells me:
>"I want to lose my virginity to you because I want to lose it to someone I love"
>I didn't want it at the time
>Now, a year later, we don't talk, I have 0 friends and remained a kissless virgin.
I didn't choose robot life. Robot life chose me.
>>29913379
Figure it out retard.
>>29913399
No rape option. You can follow her into the bathroom and make her uncomfortable. You can also undress when she's passed out drunk in some situations.
>>29913451
that is brutal if true. 7/10 virgin, many robots dream
>>29913430
>Women are too stupid to know to take off their clothes before they get in the hot tub
If this game is at all realistic about how hard it is to get a woman to fuck you, I am absolutely hopeless.
I've played, like, fifty times and still can't fucking do it. Obviously there's a perfect route or something, but I want to figure it out organically.
Fml desu famlam
Closest i've got to seeing her naked
i should hug her??? please help
>>29913451
good for you
you had standards
I have meet no one who has taken pride in the idea that their only lay was some whale of a person.
Hell one almost cry in shame at the fact his losing v card memory was with a 300 pound red neck girl
he will have to take that to his grave
At least when some one tells you shit like "Well you are just saying that because you can't get laid" You know better
You know at least one time you could have but didn't because you understand there is more to life than obeying your dick
>>29909228
As in the pick up game?
no
Dating and what not?
yes
Honestly I have no idea how players do it. I feel emotionally exhausted trying to win some strange girl's pussy that I know Im not calling tomorrow.
I rather have someone that I could get return visits on
>>29913970
Hug her, then read shakespear, then dance, ,run fingers through hair, then play rock paper siccors, then go out to dinner
normie here, first try was pretty easy I was just myself :&)
>>29912806
I'm a retard but at least I knew it was cubism. Too bad she drunk 5 martinis and passed out and the game didn't let me fuck her.
did it dudes
>get her naked
>lets swin
>swin
>horse around
>lets get out
>go in hot tub
>she asks to make out
>make out
IM NOT FEELING IT LOL SORRY 4/10
>tried to date rape her
>got a six
wooo
>>29909228
Can't feckin' do it.
Oh well. Might make jerking off more interesting tonight.
>>29909228
>bitch gets naked in front of me
>gets mad at sexual advances
>>29913430
how the fuck did that even happen?
>>29909228
>gets stain on her shirt
>cleans it
>suggest going out
>bitch is so dumb she thinks I mean without a shirt
>gets mad at me
>FUCKING DUMB BITCH REEEEEEEEE
>a drink might help if you want to get further
>TOO DRUNK, CATCH YA LATER
fuck
>>29909228
>Touch me
Touch
>Eww how can you touch me 1/10
>Touch me
Don't touch
>Why you no touch me 1/10
always
oh fuck yeah, had sex three times and spent the night. took a billion tries though.
I can get her naked and get to spend the night, but she's never "comfortable" enough to fuck me.
>>29909228
Got 10 on my first try, is this some sort of an anti-reality simulator.God I wish I was able to get more than 1 on a real world date.
I played the previous version (where you had to click on parts of the screen) so much that I could get most of the good endings by memory.
Some of her parameters have changed since then, she won't let you kiss her twice before leaving the couch for example.
>>29909228
>let's spend the evening together!
>sorry, but the bedroom is off limits!
Wot
No I can't, I just frequent brothels because I'm a fuck up and have 0 relationships outside of seeing people at work.
>>29912871
without even get out of her house, nice
