>That feel when you jerk off but you're too lazy to get up and clean off so you just sit there and feel your own cum slowly droop down between your thighs and into your buttcrack
>tfw you cum on your stomach, dont clean it off so it slowly runs down your side and you have to keep scooping it up with your fingers so it doesnt get on the sheets
>>29909105
>tfw you're really horny, and planning on finally tasting your own cum
>Immediatly after ejaculating feel disgusted by the thought and wipe it up.
>tfw you cum and some of it goes on your t shirt and you can't be bothered to clean it off so later you have white streaks up your clothes
>>29909396
Same thing happens to me. Worst is when I had my legs over my head and came in my mouth, spit it out instantly.