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desu, all you guys have to do is
1. be yourselves
2. be not fat
3. be available

and women will be down to fuck
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>>29907528
>advising robots who spend their time watching anime and playing 'vidya', piss in jugs, and complain about jews and women online to "be themselves"

They have to be anyone BUT themselves.
They have to become someone else entirely to attract anyone.
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>be yourselves
elaborate?
>be not fat
yes
>be available
i'm on campus most of the days

where is my gf?
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like I give a shit about wymen
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>>29907528
>chasing puss
>not making millions
Let these flies wallow in their shit tbqh fampai
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>>29907580
minus the piss in jugs part I'm exactly what you just described
what's a turnoff for women is insecurity, so that's something you can't be if being an insecure faggot is part of your identity.
Seriously, I just speak my mind with indifference and people just laugh it off
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>>29907675
>I'm exactly what you just described

No wonder you're alone then
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>>29907528
0. make your yourself appropriate; you're creepy to human beings
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>3. be available
what did he mean by this
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>>29907994
what the fuck does this even mean? explain yourself faggot.
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>>29907787
I just said that I got laid by being who I am?
>>29908038
be where girls are
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>>29907528
all 3 for 20+ years and still khv.
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>>29908065
where are girl
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>>29908082
don't ask such a basic question

join a club
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>>29907528
>2. be not fat

Weak game desu
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>>29907528
>1. be yourselves
uhh by definition I am
>2. be not fat
check
>3. be available
check


so wheres my gf op? you wouldnt lie to us, would you?
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>>29908140
I never said anything about a gf, I said they would be DTF
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>>29907528
Myself is the problem though
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>>29908245
SO WHERE IS MY WET-PANTIED COCK BUNY THEN?
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>>29907528
I struggle most with the #3. I fucking hate everyone(le edge). I dont blame anyobe for being human but i hate the nature of humans. I just dont trust anyone or have motivation or friends because nobody is worth it.
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>>29908245
>I never said anything about a gf, I said they would be DTF
god DAMMIT. They can't stop me from treating them like my gf though, once they're in my bed. I'd talk to them and cuddle the fuck of out them. They'll come back. Or not.
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>conform to basic social norms, while retaining core parts of your personality that make you you

>be relatively in shape (getting buff is a plus, but not all the time)

>not break down at the slightest social contact

>take risks, but assess them before hand

>learn from your mistakes if you fuck up

>dont revolve your entire life around one person or attaining a significant other

>dont put so much thought on what people think about you unless its genuine constructive criticism

>try to see from other's viewpoints and sympathize with them

>learn to identify when people are abusing you

>eat and live healthy

>keep continuing the non-self destructive hobbies that you love, and try to do new things every day

>moderate some things you do often as well, because nothing is good in too many amounts

thats all i got
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>>29908245
alright then
wheres that girl whos supposed to be DTF with me then? because looking around my room right now I certainly dont see her
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>>29908504

>try to see from other's viewpoints and sympathize with them

what if their viewpoints are fucking autistic?
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