>normie friend invites me to a party
>people are gathering around for something
>check to see what's happening
>it's a game where people are wearing strap-ons and people on the other side of the room are trying to throw hoops onto the dildo
>>29907396
>normie friend invites me to a party
see, here was your mistake, it was YOU who accepted the invitation. it's your fault that you were exposed to such degeneracy
>>29908199
>bumping a page 9 thread
Hello summer
>>29908287
There is literally NOTHING wrong with saving endangered threads anon
I am a hero
>>29908323
>he still bumps a dead thread
t. reddit
>>29908342
>dead thread
not so dead anymore is it :^)
I predict this thread will become very successful because of my actions
>>29908360
It will auto sage at some point when only 1 IP is bumping.
Seriously why do you support a shitpost/normie thread when we need guys like you in the good threads?
>>29907396
Hello, hi! How goes it friends!
>>29908406
bumping from the front page to piss u off
>>29907396
Sounds fun and hilarious. Assuming everyone is wearing clothes.
>>29908342
If the thread were dead, he couldn't have bumped it.
Think before you slap the keys with your handjob hooks.
>>29908406
I did it anon. I saved the thread. How does that make you feel? Are you angry? Are you upset?
>>29908406
Hey anon everyone deserves replies, dont you feel bad when blatant shitpost threads saturate the front page while feels silently slip to page 11?
bump to save thread, eat shit anon
>>29908287
>replying to a thread = summerfag
oh boy
Bumping to save this majestic endangered thread.
Threads like this need our help if they are to be enjoyed by future generations.
>>29907396
Are you complaining? Sounds like it'd be fun if you were drunk
>>29907396
normies don't hold the capacity to have fun without degeneracy
>>29908199
thank you for saving this threaad
>>29908610
No, anon, don't thank me. It was the actions of ALL of us working together, caring for the threads that can't fight for themselves, that saved this thread today. Every unique IP deserves thanks, and /r9k/ deserves thanks for allowing threads like this to survive.
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>>29907396
>Degeneracy
>Animereactionpic.jpg
>>29908574
I've done waaay worse while drunk.
Me and a buddy had an inflatable dolphin between us on a pool table and gave it the eiffel tower, complete with high-fives.
There was much cheering and a few dolphin reacharounds from randoms.
Woke up spooning it together, good stuff.
6 (yous) from this thread. Ahhh it was so easy. Thanks anons ;^)
>Op probably didn't even get pegged by Stacy
God what a loser
>>29908668
"I'm sarah mclaughlin. Every day threads like this are pruned and neglected..."
>>29908406
I actually agree with you anon, this thread is normie as fuck and only a normal would go to a party, especially one like this
but I am bumping anyways. gotta fight for the little guys. I always root for the underdogs, and I think it's beautiful how a thread can be resurrected from page 9 like this.
>>29907396
OP how do magnets work?
>>29908803
>>29908709
>>29908668
>>29908569
>>29908540
>>29908538
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>>29908199
Wow. Thank you all for bumping this thread and keeping it alive.
There is nothing normie about going to a party. Especially when you're just going as an obligation and you don't really know anyone at the party. It's only normie when you feel at ease at the party and partake in the fun.
>>29908287
>not using catalog
Helloo summer
>>29908911
>having normie friends who invite you to parties
>having normie friends
>having friends
>>29908342
>Can't even use t. correctly
>Calls other people summerfags
Kektality
