Daily reminder that your future employer knows about everything you've done on the internet, including your private conversations.
>>29907288
>future employer
Why would I want a job in the first place?
>>29907288
How?
I'm an employer. How would I learn this about my employees?
Then I better walk out if he doesn't offer a fuck ton of money since they know it's worth it.
Jokes on them, I don't have any conversations on the internet.kill me
>>29907288
>implying
Most of my conversations are on 4chan. How would he know which one is me?
>>29907288
>your future employer knows about everything you've done
Yes.
Because it's myself.
>private conversations
>porn consumption tendencies
>probably your goddamn brain wave patterns
>intensity and quality of masturbation sessions
>having dignity in 2016
>>29907288
>no online friends
>no facebook
>don't play games online
>4chan dominates computer time
Good luck future employer.
>tfw no skinny fit 30 yo cosplaying gf
iiniku best waifu
>>29907327
>>29907618
>>29907682
Everybody growing balls out of nowhere
>TFW I'll never have a cutie Asian girl that is in shape.
Kill me
>>29907288
Her stomach. It is perfect. Fuck I am licking my monitor hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnghghghghghg
>>29907702
>red flag
>red flag
>red flag
>red flag
I'm sorry we will not be proceeding with your application
>>29907849
>don't play games online
>red flag
explain that mr. employer
What, is he going to sit through 12000 hours of 12 year olds making dick jokes on Xbox Live?
>>29907666
That's easy, Satan. They have your mark.
>>29907288
>implying thats not why they hired me
>>29907288
He doesn't cuz I'm a fucking social ghost, it's amazing
>>29907849
Why would being able to devote all my time to my job be a red flag, mr. employer?
>>29907288
>Implying I'm not going to be self-employed
>>29907666
IP tracking.
>>29908250
>kids shit talk me
>shit talk them right back
>somehow end up being friends and playing games together all the time
I don't get it.
i make fake facebook identities for people so i guess you're fucking gay and shit. owned
>tfw will never impregnate ushijima
Holy shit I want to make ushijima my wife!
>>29907288
Yes hello beasttube I would like that job now
>>29907768
That suppose to make me worth less? You get what you pay for.
>>29907288
nah
oreganolium extract
>>29908355
Whaddya do?
This "basic social media" question never came up during my recent interview process, happily. OTOH I do have a linkedin which they probably saw, to corroborate who I am. But I was prepared to walk out if they started any line of questioning concerning kikebook.
>>29907288
They know what's on social media, which for me consists entirely of a scarcely-used Facebook page.
