Why is John losing his grip?
post the link because I'm lazy
>>29907459
i mean HIS momunless he's a female-to-male tranny
>>29907459
where you in that thread before? i posted this. heh heh heh lets get this ball rawlin
>this leaf again
>>29907459
she looks just as autistic as he does desu
we know it's you canacuck
>>29907236
I know why and this is a confession. He's Jude Law's bastard son who refused to ackowledge him.
>>29908196
top kek
its probably true
>>29907459
Holy shit, his mom looks just like him.
>>29907459
i'd fuck her to be honest
origami
Too many threads. Literally every night. Can we stop this now please
Those sounds in his newest upload before he bites in the nugget are so eerie,
How can his mom be in the car every time he films himself?
I dont think this relationship will hold much longer...
I liked it more when everyone on this board knew about him but didn't talk about him.
>>29908613
does anyone have a mirror of this vid?
l've never seen it
>>29908611
also, notice when the other person in the car starts to move he stops fucking around and almost rushes to the review.
as if his mom is annoyed by her little pooper still doing fastfoodreviews at 23...
I wish could be friends with reviewbrah. I have a drivers license so I could drive him anywhere he needs to go.
>>29908613
They look so much alike.
because he browses /pol/
>>29908613
Dude, you have said "it is what it is" in every reviewbrah thread today.
these vids are so comfy god damn
>>29908690
This is the only Reviewbrah thread I've posted in in months. There are many followers of the Based Lecturer, I understand that you may have confused me for another one of John's servants.
I think John is absolutely adorable. I sometimes fap to the thought of fucking his tight, pink asshole while he gives a running review of the size and shape of my cock.
I think John would give my cock a 7.4 out of 10.
>>29908816
yeah, we know you're a huge closet fag who can't stop thinking/talking about john. pretending it's a joke doesn't throw us off the track in the slightest.
>>29908816
he's a qt 3bh
>>29907236
i hope everything will be fine for him, and that he will become more ''normal'' as soon as possible. He doesn't deserve this, he looks like such a nice person.
>>29908864
>closet fag
What? I'm a flaming homo.
>>29908883
I wonder if John's ever considered being a hand model. His hands are absolutely remarkable.
>>29908928
He needs to cut his fingernails more often
>>29908613
> It is what it is.
wait this is a reviewbrahism?
Ive been saying it all the time for like a year and didn't know where id picked it up from.
>>29909172
the fact of the matter is that it's not something he made up but it's something he says.
I had a crush on a girl in my history class that looked a bit like Reviewbrah and she turned out to be a lesbian
>that time he actually reviewed, compared and contrasted two brands of bottled water
>>29909279
ywn cum inside reviewbrah's tight boipuss
it is what it is
Something has JUST-ed him and he cannot be un-JUSTed.
Also I want to fuck his mom.
>>29909975
>>29910733
what's wrong with all of you? do you not understand that he's a human being or do you just not care?
>>29910810
Im a human being too and I have desires. My #3 desire right now is to fuck his mom. What a hot milf she is.
Then take reviewbrah to a barber shop and ask if they can give him a proper JUST haircut, the one that he needs right now.
>>29910733
What did people do to JUST him?
>>29910894
>Im a human being too
i really doubt that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyaelSPxVqM
Guys checkout this video then seek to 5:12. After tasting the drink and seemingly out of no where, he suddenly looks down in extreme sadness and starts to get ultra-introspective as he harshly criticizes his communication skills. Is he talking about having autism here? Also, he seems really depressed.
Does he do this a lot in his videos?
Does anyone know what city John Jurasek lives in? I want to do some research and see if I can find any information about his MILFy momma.
>>29911085
that feel
>>29911112
>Jurasek
is that his real name? I know where he lives, but im not telling a faggot like you
>>29911145
Why not? I'm just trying to find some information that fellow robots might find interesting.
And yes, that's his real name.
>>29909686
He said it was a joke
>>29911145
Dude, I honestly don't think he was acting. He seemed genuinely upset and lonely. I was a bit taken aback by seeing something like that on YouTube.
>>29911112
>>29911145
>>29911165
It's pretty common knowledge he lives near Buffalo, New York.
You can see signs and shit in the background of outdoor filming areas
>>29911323
>seeing something like that on YouTube.
well yeah, youtube is full of robot channels like this. Kent and George come to mind. and no shit he isnt acting.
Most people are only familiar with the smiley normie style videos like markiplier and stuff. But this is the true heart of Youtube, the true meaning for its existance.
How do we unJUST him?
I don't want to see him fall.
Maybe a fembot could pop his cherry?
>>29911488
This fembot would happily volunteer.
>>29911514
Kill yourself please and thanks
>>29911488
We have to protect him from the normies. Report of the week will be the cause of the beta uprising as foretold in the legends of r9gay
You guys are going to make him take the channel down.
>>29911514
You say that but you wont
fucking cock tease
He uploads his video when I go to sleep, very soothing videos to fall asleep to.
>>29911488
"Operation Get Reviewbrah Laid" needs to be a thing.
The only stipulation would be that he has to do a review after.
>>29911488
>fall
but hes always been like this. I dont see anything wrong with him recently
>>29911488
that will turn him into a normie or even worst, a chad
>>29911488
what kind of girl do you think john would go for?
>>29911085
>related video
>my experience on tosh.0
When the fuck did that happen?
>>29910810
>>29911026
Dude, your channel sucks dick.
>>29912283
a few months ago, ok bit. that's why he was able to review the double double from in n out
>>29911085
Jeez I just want to give him a hug and tell him everything will be all right even though that would be a lie.
>>29913113
What was my endgame?
>>29911390
no. he lives near NYC
there is no fucking wing stops in buffalo. I know this because my family is from there and I live in rochester
Is he here in NY? Where about?
>>29913127
NJ famalam
>>29907236
>tfw mom puts Monday Morning Interpose in the garbage
>>29907236
wtf I see daily thrads about this guy
can u stop postin ghim
thanks
Stop creating this pathetic make-believe narrative about my bro review brah.
>>29907236
Is this guy autistic or just eccentric?
>>29913445
>autistic
>eccentric
Both
>>29912365
i'm not him. i think he's sweet and his videos make me smile. i can't imagine why anyone would target him for harassment. i keep hoping this is all to get more attention for his channel but i think he's just accidentally caught the interest some legitimately mentally ill bullies.
>>29907459
I'd fuck both of them
at the same time
>>29907236
he's just thinking about how pathetic the nation of Canada is
>>29907236
john would be a qt trap
>>29913651
This can be the only correct response.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToEr_3F3q34
WHO MOVED THE PURSE?!
>tfw John provides you pleasure through ASMR
>>29907236
the internet did it.
>>29908816
>7.4
How beta can you get man? Even in your fantasies your below average. (7.5 is average on reviewbrah scale)
>>29908613
>wearing suits
>proper haircut
>healthy father-son relationship
everythings there.
>>29913998
IT'S OGRE, REVIEWBRAH IS FINISHED
nah just kidding, my mom would probably help me out with my vids too.
>>29914025
is that why i like my podcasts so much?
>>29913998
there is someone in the car in his latest two videos as well.
>>29914369
why is this big news?
Everythings there at this party
I feel sorry for ReviewBrah.
He clearly is too autistic/damaged to be independent, needing his mom to drive him to restaurants etc.
But sadly for him he is not autistic enough to not be bothered by this, and he feels shame and embarrassment at his predicament.
It must really sour his whole experience, even though his channel has been so successful.
He goes to such lengths to make sure viewers don't know the truth about his dependent position.
I feel for this guy.
>>29911796
>well let's get right to the point ladies and gentlemen
>sex is a classic, and there's no denying that
>there's juice just flying everywhere, and it gets pretty messy
>it kind of smells weird but the vagina is very flavorful
Why the fuck are reviewbrah threads full of drama and normies now? What happened to comfy occasional reviewbrah threads?
STOP BULLYING JON IS FINE FUCK YOU GUYS ALL
>>29907236
I worry about him sometimes. I think he's been visiting /pol/ a little too often.
>>29908928
they look like there on backwards in that picture
he is a secret isis supporter
>>29916586
this mentally ill canadian faggot started posting all these insulting rumors about him which the normies latched onto
>>29917028
>all these insulting rumors about him which the normies latched onto
which parts are true and which are false? do you know him?
>>29917062
He does drive with his mother sometimes but he buys the meals himself (where do you think the Patreon money goes?) and he has a driver's license.
The only reason he does these reviews with his mother is because they have a good relationship and these reviews have become something of a familial activity they do together.
Even if you look back as far as the videos from 2011 you can tell they have a lot of fun making them so it's not this sad depressing picture you have in your head of him dragging his disappointed mother around to buy him fast food and drive him around.
>>29907236
oh welcome back, shit-for-brains canadian mental case ...
fucking people trying to bully my ultimate homie ReviewBrah. eat shit
I wouldn't be surprised if he stopped making videos because of you weird assholes. Actually he really should stop regardless before one of you deep fries and reviews him before kidnapping his mother.
>>29917210
The only one who I'm actually worried will do that is this Canadian faggot. I wish there was some way to get this lunatic locked up but it is what it is.
>>29917151
No, you can tell by the lengths he goes to to conceal his mother's involvement that he is embarrassed by it.
He has never even mentioned that she assists him. This has nothing to do with "privacy". He doesn't have to show her face or give her name. Just acknowledge she exists. Which he doesn't do in the videos or in comments outside them.
>>29917277
Yeah, surely he does it because he's embarrassed to have his mother around rather than avoid the already overwhelming amount of people privately messaging him they jerked off to his mom already twice today.
>>29917277
she's been in what...like 3 or 4 videos in the background? out of hundreds.
He does drive himself alone most places. Stop looking for a fucking scoop and go watch TMZ you filthy normie
Why does he care so much about what people on the Internet think of him? If I got so depressed from people's negative opinions of me I'd never go on the internet
what is the deal with this guy? why is he discussed so much on here
>>29917349
He's running for president.
>>29917349
He's a 22 year old shut in like me
>>29917379
>youtube personality
>channel with 66k subs
hardly a shut in
>>29917151
>this sad depressing picture you have in your head of him dragging his disappointed mother around to buy him fast food and drive him around
i don't really see it that way. i figured that she knows it's something that makes him happy so when he asks her to, she supports him because she loves him. nice to know it's a family bonding thing too.
>>29917235
>some way to get this lunatic locked up
he does kind of seem like he belongs in a mental hospital.
>>29917349
two reasons.
1) his videos are fun and he seems kind of robot-ish so normal people around here like him
2) there's some crazy person who's been spamming threads about him the past few days at least because he has some weird obsession.
>>29917318
>already overwhelming amount of people privately messaging him they jerked off to his mom already twice today.
that's creepy, no doubt about it.
Does ReviewBrah get drive-thru or does he go inside the restaurants?
>>29917422
I don't know what you think shut in means.
Someone who doesn't go out much
>>29917428
you could message him on youtube and ask for yourself if you really care? but i'd guess drive-thru because why go in if he films in his car.
>>29917463
Which is why he's outside in almost every recent review?
>>29917472
No I think he would go inside the restaurant to order.
The drive-thru would fluster him I think.
>>29917495
so he goes outside to buy food
watch his average day and come back to me
>>29917495
i like the outside reviews. if he's getting out more, that's a good thing. i liked the one at the park.
>>29917517
>The drive-thru would fluster him I think.
ha i know what this is like but for me it's worse when i have to see the person face to face because i do a lot of blushing if i feel like i made a mistake. anything that helps me hide is better.
>>29917523
So going outside to do a review doesn't count for some reason?
He does a review almost every single day, of course he wouldn't include doing a review in his average day video but that doesn't mean he doesn't go outside to do it, not to mention I did watch his average day video and he goes to his backyard to listen to some good old shortwave radio unless the backyard doesn't count as outside either.
>>29917640
He said he only goes out to the backyard "when the coast is clear".
>>29917698
>He said he only goes out to the backyard "when the coast is clear".
did he mean that? i actually was like this for a really long time. i would only go outside when it was dark out or if no one was around. i've been doing better for the last six months but before that i was a literal shutin for quite some time. but he seems to go out in real public places during the day so i wonder what's going on for him.
>>29911112
Use Google you retard. Some anon posted a street view screenshot of his house a few weeks ago. Orangeburg NY.
>>29909279
I had a crush on this super hot girl in my Chinese class and she turned out to be degenerate lesbo, I was so fucking mad.
daily reminder that the whole thing is an act. he tried posting one of his own videos to reddit's cringe forum
https://www.reddit.com/r/cringe/comments/1guav5/perdue_popcorn_chicken_review/
He also has his own subreddit where he posts regularly
reddit.com/r/thereportoftheweek/
>>29911112
I'm pretty sure he lives in Boston, or near Boston.
>>29919064
He lives in Orangeburg, NY.
>>29917235
Canadians are horrible people and will do kidnapping can confirm.
>>29919060
holy fucking shit. I'm so FUCKING SICK of these normies who have clearly never listened to the VORW thinking they can drunkinly storm in and have an opinion on reviewbrah
FUCK OFF
YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING
>>29919297
Good job. The Canuck is gonna rape his mother and make Reviewbrah review his own flesh now.
>>29919297
you're a creep.
(why doesn't it surprise me that this is not an original comment)
>>29919367
not the guy you're responding to but it's been posted many times before friendo
>>29919381
doesn't matter. it's against the rules and it's just plain creepy.
>>29919297
How was this information found?
I guess it is not that difficult.
>>29919297
I have 300 dollars
what should I send to his house as a present?
>>29919463
Yes
I saved the link as I'm sure alot of other anons did.
he's probably going to get swatted by some autist from here
imagine if someone gets hurt
its all your fault
>>29919463
thank you for deleting it.
don't do this kind of shit to my ReviewBrah. i don't want to lose the comfy of his VORW broadcasts
>>29919491
It's all HIS fault. You don't get 60,000 subscribers and live off of YouTube by being an autist without getting a few enemies.
>>29919564
>getting a few enemies.
why? did he do anything wrong to anyone?
man it is scary how much you can find out about people with a little googling
I found a super rare and interesting reviewbrah in just a few minutes
>>29919651
He's a cringey autist for one.
>>29919651
No, it's just the nature of our society.
>>29919659
I don't understand. Why would that make him enemies?
>>29919669
Not everyone likes cringey autists. Some people are irritated by them.
>tfw measured it on google maps
>tfw live 3.5 miles away from john
should I do a pop in sometime and see if he wants to hang out?
>>29919677
Why would they be irritated? He doesn't shove content in your face, you need to choose to watch it.
>>29919701
As I said, it's the nature of our society. Why does it bother you when niggers riot in the streets and destroy every public and non-public property and loot? They don't shove it in your face.
>>29919711
Yes they do. That's exactly what they do.
Making videos for your fans is different.
>>29919711
Because they're harming people and society. Reviewbrah is not harming anyone.
>>29919694
You should probably respect his privacy and leave him alone.
>>29919694
Leave a bag of homemade food on his doorstep every other week and write "review" in black sharpie marker on them
>>29919297
>lives in NY
>reviews Cook Out
????
does he go on review road trips?
Tell me about reviewpah
Iswashe a holy man?
>>29908613
going in
>>29919694
shit on his porch, he's gonna love that one
reviewbra is probably going to overeact and disable comments on his vids just like he did when 4chan were fucking with him last time around
>>29919802
He drank some red bull one day and peed into reviewmommy and out popped John
>>29919984
Considering she's 51 years old that means she was only 27 when Lil Johnny was conceived.
That's pretty hot man.
His mum is weirdly sexy tb.h, I got a mild hard on from looking at that gif
>>29920018
we all did
original>>29920015
Do you think she was blacked back in her high school / college years?
>>29920015
His father was a (catholic) deacon. I imagine the conception was a very businesslike affair.
Do you think reviewmommy was satisfied? Maybe she wants a more passionate experience. A hot young stud all hopped up on stimulants.
>>29920076
>His father was
Is he really dead?
>>29920097
I have no idea. Probably not, actually, as I found obituaries of other reviewbrah relatives but not him.
Reasonably sure he's a deacon though.
>>29920118
He's a math teacher in Cresskill High School and he's not dead considering he got a review from a student about a month ago.
Because deep dish depression.
>>29920130
Deacons usually (maybe just often) have day jobs, and teacher seems typical for one.
He's John sr., right?
>>29907459
his mom's a cutie.
>>29920130
My old church's deacon sells cars with my dad at Toyota
http://www.bergendispatch.com/PUBLIC/TPAF2013/Record.aspx?record=4673
damn i didn't know high school teachers made this much
no wonder their house is pretty nice
>>29920302
congratulations on your master googling.
>>29920302
Damn, then why can't they afford
>a new computer
>decent combs
>socks
>fix their refrigerator
I could go on.
>>29920368
just used my master hacker skills to find his phone number from the church where he's a deacon at too
maybe i'll give him a couple calls just for you bb ;)
>>29920399
The mother quit her job to chauffeur her autistic son around to fast food restaurants.
Also out of boredom and despair she developed a prescription drug addiction and sinks all of their money into feeding it.
>>29920406
You didn't need to go to St. Catharine's pdf to get his number, it's out there in their house record anyway.
>>29920399
>Damn, then why can't they afford
gotta have them suits, famalama
>>29907236
Is everyone reviewing mac n' cheetos or am I going insane?
Guy pls don't make him go dark, can't bear it if he stopped making these vids.
>>29907236
Fuck off Reddit
Originations
>>29920435
damn tmz where you find this?
>>29907236
Does anyone know his email or skype because I would send him pictures of myself telling him I want to have sex with him.
>>29921391
why don't you just visit him?
>>29921391
when you do you gotta tell us the stories. I firmly do not believe anybody is """asexual"" you like dick or pussy and that's it. and I think he's gay desu, the mannerisms are there
>>29921420
what, did he ever claim he's 'asexual'?
>>29921483
yeah, on the bodybuilding forums a couple years ago.
>>29907459
Ahahahahha he's shorter than his mom
>>29921391
>telling him I want to have sex with him
because you want to or as a joke?
>>29921420
He's super repressed. Probably because Catholicism.
>>29921412
I prob dont live near him.
>>29921519
No, I really want to have sex with him.
>>29921908
>No, I really want to have sex with him.
it seems like you know nothing about him so why? solely the qt factor?
>>29921938
I just want to taste his hopefully sweet and juicy boipucci.
>>29921938
>solely the qt factor?
Honestly yes. I know I will prob never meet him anyhow so what the fuck does any of this even matter? It fucking doesn't. I'm not even bad looking I'm just lonely as fuck. AND I'm a GIRL who was born with a vagina. It really shouldn't be this hard to find SOMEONE.
>>29921979
>It really shouldn't be this hard to find SOMEONE.
why is it so hard? you're virgin?
>>29921979
Ahh, here we go again, the fembot meme. Just lower your standards a bit and you'll be swimming in cocks.
>>29922003
I'm not a virgin it's just been a really long time since I've done anything or even left the house.
>>29922043
>or even left the house
then leave your house maybe. it's a pretty simple explanation for why a decent looking female can't find SOMEONE.
>>29922016
All I want is someone who doesn't look like they use meth, have aids and herpes, tons of tattoos, and is total trash. You can't find people like that on the internet even on dating sites.
>>29922080
Leave the house and do what exactly idiot?
>>29922106
>Leave the house and do what exactly idiot?
the same thing you did the last time you got fucked, whore.
>>29922125
I dont remember what i did last time retard
>>29922043
>a really long time since I've done anything or even left the house.
How long?
>>29922190
>How long?
Who cares?
Do you live near tulsa oklahoma and are going to have sex with me?
>>29922203
So back to my original point what's his fucking Skype?
>>29907236
Does he prefer the company of men?
His street looks pretty nice. Just wandering down it on google maps.
Should I send him a dragon dildo or a fleshlight?
>>29922162
Play Pokemon then, Chad will eventually find you
>>29922162
>I dont remember what i did last time retard
Who's the retard then?
>>29907459
Is his mom Jodie Foster?
