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How do you get a boyfiend?
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How do you get a boyfiend?
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Are you a male or female?

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>>29906656
ill be your boyfriend, you qt3.14
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>>29906656
If you're a female, walk into any public space and ask for one. They'll line up. Or select one from a dating site. They're all there for your choosing.
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>>29906656
How do I get a girlfriend?
That is my question.
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>>29906656
All you had to do is make this post babe. I'm your boyfriend now, I can't wait to introduce you to my friends at the country club.
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>>29906656
I met mine on plenty of fish, took a while. Went through 12 dates in 11 months but worth it
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>>29906656
if male:
realize that gay men are incapable of monogamy and go to gay events to find friends you might be able to do an open friends with benefits thing.
if female:
engage in deep retrospection and realise what you think is the 50th percentile of men is actually the 90th percentile and that you adjust your standards to what you actually have a chance with. (yes you might get a high level male to fuck you but he won't ever be monogamous with you.)
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>>29906656
Unfortunately all it comes down to is being attractive, so you either win or lose at birth.
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depends on your country
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>>29906656
well just tell us where you live and chose from the many replies from male robots living near you that youll receive?
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