SCP thread
You have to spend 12 hours with an SCP and make it out alive
The last 3 numbers of your post tell you which SCP you will get
If the 4th to last number of your post is 0, 2, 4, 6, 8 check this list:
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-series
If the 4th to last number of your post is 1, 3, 5, 7, 9 then check this list:
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-series-2
i.e. post 2123 would go to the first list and look for scp 123
Tell us what SCP you got and how fucked you are, pictures welcome if available
For new people:
It's a made up foundation that is specialized in "saving" humanity by containing supernatural/dangerous objects/creatures. For example SCP-173 breaks your neck if no one is looking at it. Blinking = death if you lose sight of it. It got a huge fanbase with a couple of games which are actually really good. An SCP is one of those objects/creatures. You can read up on it on their website, it's pretty fun to read up on some SCPs.
http://www.scp-wiki.net/about-the-scp-foundation
First shitpost
This is a fun thread and I like you OP. I once cram read every SCP in one sitting. It was gruelling but I did it
Pls let me roll a shitty self-insert who's just a pretty sad ghost girl.
>>29906401
ayy lets see how dis gooooes
aigh les find out
well, originalofamalam
rolling for whichever one kills everyone
Rolling, hoping for SCP-049 because he's my favourite
I ain't a bitch, I'll roll.
>>29906401
OK, I'm ready. Lets do this!~~~
>>29906401
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EGG SSH I'D EGG IF DR U HD ERRR IF DYT ssh HD egg g I'd f uggs eff now that's original
rolling for this sweeet SWEEEEEET SCP
Rolling, also posting this image file as well.
Scprollorino
Rolling
Hoping for a Capone buddy
>>29906466
this is fun, reroll
rollin micro cube
>>29906529 here
I got Josie the Cat, Object class: Safe, easy
Here's the wiki page http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-529
>>29906459
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-459
Put it on a nice drizzle and hang out.
Plus, the storage unit probably has lots of drainage grates if I need to piss.
>>29906447
I enter the room, perform my cleaning duties as indicated, and then return to my holding cell.
>Be a degenerate that will fuck anything
I'm not stuck with the SCP, the SCP is stuck with ME
Roll
>>29906562
Too fat for that http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1562
alright.. rollin
>>29906401
LET'S ROLL.THIS POST IS ORIGINAL
>>29906635
Fuck me I was hoping for some crazy monster shit.
This is boring.
Can I roll again?
>>29906543
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-543
As long as I don't actually watch the tapes I guess I'm fine.
>>29906401
Excellent idea OP, this is one of the better roll threads I've seen. Here goes nothing.
>>29906401
It always amazed me how many entries this shit has
>>29906650
Would you consider escaping this reality for an unknown one?
>>29906401
looks pretty good lets get into it
Pls no oregano
Roll
bloxxxxks
Rolling for cute waifu scp.
Rolling again, I think a SCP which is a cat is easy.
>>29906401
rolling for the legendary gits
rerroland
>>29906401
rtgbghr
>>29906401
I don't even know what an SCP is but I'll give it a go.
oh man god damn
>>29906759
Welp I pilot a haunted war plane into a ghost battlezone 32 kilometers away from hangar and I fight until killed.
There isnt anything I can do about it but it could be worse I guess
sdfgsdfgsdffggod please dont give me some mirror shit
>>29906401
i wonder what i get!devil captcha
>>29906401
rollanonino for this shit
>>29906688
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-688
Meh, ez pz.
I only have to stay away from the opening and I will be okay.
Using a flashlight on the fucker could also work.
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-889
>>29906806
SCP806 is an easy one
It's a filme projector form the 1900's and it can reproduce physical copies of the projected living beings of he time they were recorded. They need 40 hours of constant viewing in order to form with a working brain. 12 hours is ezpz so i'm rollin for an other one.
>>29906401
you know what, sure, i'll have a go at this
>>29906724
>http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-724
>harmless raccoons that transmit radio signals
>I used to be a signal intelligence operator
I would spend the 12 hours studying the shit out of them, free from any harm. Fuck yeah.
>>29906401
Rollee polio Orignollio
>SCP-857
>Literally human body parts that live on there own
>no malicious intent towards humans
So my biggest worry is that a clumsy liver smacks into my face.
>>29906401
Okay, here's hoping I don't fucking die
>>29906930
a whole island full of birds that attack you... yay
>>29906401
Nice seeing this thread
t. Former German Wiki admin
>>29906952
lol SCP952 is a 16 years looking boy with blonde hair and blue eyes who inpregnate virgin women under the age of 16. I think i can get along for 12 hours with space chad
gib me a hard one
>>29906916
suicide doggo. not bad t b h
Hit gooey luvin
>>29906993
So fucking close to 999. If it was 999 I would have been so happy.
This one is basically nothing though. The show would repeatedly make me fall unconscious until I could leave. It only does fucked up stuff to people under 10 years old.
>>29906401
I hope I get one who gives me special powers even though those are super rare and really snowflaky.
>>29907068
Cool. Literally a Harmless Nuke.
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1068
>>29906427
First shitpost best shitpost
>>29906401
The most original roll
Super fucking original
rolling then
>ywn go on wild adventure with a qt3.14 scientist gf and fear for her life as you capture deadly anomaly's
>>29907100
The wondertainment ones are so cool. They're generally just really fucking amazing toys
rollnje origininaljne
>>29907039
SCP1039 is spooky but not even close to being dangerous that small doll only teleports one of my belongings into its "ribcage" and stares at me.
gibbb me a good one ayy
Rollando originadourourou
Lets do this again now
BOOBlES
>>29906401
Boop
Oroginalio
>>29907208
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1208
It's a fucking waffle iron that can turn any small object into a waffle shape.
I can deal with this
Rolling with a cute picture
(Some comment to roll with so the /r9k/ post filter doesn't mute me)
>>29907286
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1286
Maybe I could make it out alive if I keep talking to the bomb, but I think I would go insane during the process.
please give me a harmless one
>>29907123
Mines pretty cool http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1123
basically a Vietnamese skull that has "Remember" on it in blood and when you touch it for 1 and a half hours to 6 hours you live life as a new person that has been tourtuted or killed because of there political views
>>29906401
Get me some hot piece of succubi ass
>>29907408
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1408
a memory rewriting device that doesn't even work
yeah, i'm good
>>29906401
Alright my nigger, rolling.
>>29906401
testorooniedooniymmm
>>29906401
desu cuck sempaitachi
.t original cucker
>>29906401
well I guess /r9k/ is really turning into /b/
rolling i guess
Text may refer to: Text & Talk (formerly Text), an academic journal; Text (literary theory), any object that can be "read"; Textbook, a book of instruction in any ...
>>29906401
Let's roll lkamlkcmalkdm
>>29906401
i feel lucky today OP
Please don't give me something weird like man-eating sand dunes
alright i will give this a try
>>29907525
>a watch that makes me put on lots of clothes
Well, seeing as I know it's ability then I just chill whilst thinking I'm naked. Easy.
>>29906401
Alright I'll try it then op for yoy
>>29906401
kfyfgklkfkfkfkf hhhhh pooooo
getting a rad SCP
>>29906401
lets do it mf
>>29907467
Phone booth that tells you depressing things. Just a normal fucking day, fuck off.
>>29907584
Well that's just boring. A website that turns your laptop into a flotation device.
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1584
Re-roll
>>29907644
Save/10
>>29907643
got this http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1643 and all its gonna due is change my language to chinese then relocate me to china which is kinda lame.
>>29906401
i hope it wont affect me directly or at least kills me instantly
pls not the stairs
Roule original
Roll is not unoriginal
>>29906401
raeeelll
Fucking robot we shold put roll threads on /b/ instead
>>29906401
This is fucking dumb.
PROTIP lets see the cock sucker take a bunch of these
i am looking forward to rolling
>>29906401
o man heere we go
>>29907838
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1838
top kek easy just don't buy food from it
sure ill roll why not
>>29907950
>12 hours with a washing machine
yeah even if I use it im fine
>>29906401
bowlino for the kino
>>29906401
I like this idea. Rolling
>>29906401
Guys
Guys
GUYS
What if 4chan is an scp?
The website that slaves people by cursing them with bad luck?
>>29906401
rollerino origamino
roly poly
originoli
hope i get some gay shit :^)
>>29908348
i got a bowl of soup friend
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-348
>>29906401
hey look a shitpost
THIS COMMENT IS OREGANO
Rolllllllerinooo
oreganoonmypasta
>>29906401
i hope this one doesnt fuck my shit up
wakemupinside
Rollerino, this is an original comment mi lady
>>29906401
Let's do this oregeno
>>29906401
OOOOGIII BOOOOGIEEE ROOOOLLLYY HEHE
im fucking scared dont do this
>>29906401
MODORIZED ROLLINGHAM
>>29906401
aaarollang
original post for the scp survival thread
>>29909017
just keep the lights on bro
Rolling for something that won't leave me wishing I had been lucky enough to be killed instantly.
>>29906401
Is SCP still a thing? Are they still adding new ones?
>>29906401
a totally original roll
Please not the skelly just the doctor
>>29909083
wtf is this shit a fucking magic house?
>>29909103
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-103
Its just a dude that doesn't need to eat
Well let's go for it, I hope I get kill desu
>>29906401
how would you deal with scp 106?
>>29906401
oi oi oi vraaap
out in the streets there is violence
SCP wiki sucks. it was always retarded but now it's been SJW'd and goonified. that scene is the fucking clearchannel of internet communities.
>>29909078
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1078
It's a glass eye that enhances your senses and slowly erases your ability to see or hear other human beings. Most people go crazy from the sense of isolation but I think I'd be fine. I go weeks without seeing anyone as it is. Would make it impossible to function to any degree in society though. I'd have to find a job I could do entirely online from my house and I'd have to have all my groceries and shit delivered to my door.
>>29909282
How can it be sjw'd? It's a wiki about monsters. Is there an scp about gamergate or something?
>>29906401
rolling for the stone that changes your gender or some shit
>>29909282
>SJW'd
link me to some of those scps then
>>29909453
didnt get it but I got some other boring stone. I'm not fucked at all, all I have to do is not touch it.
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1453
>>29909282
Fuck off. You can enjoy the stories without ever having anything to do with the community.
>>29906401
Sure mang, I'll roll
hoping for the magical porn program. If it were only 12 hours I probably wouldn't end up becoming a pedo or chopping my own dick off
076 plz
9001% original
Rolling for anything but SCP 835
this may be interesting. think ill die though
>>29910041
eh, rerolling. now ill die though
>>29906401
Lets see what i get out of this
>>29909786
I got a fucking boat. Reroll.
gfhvdfsjhsdfkjsdfsdf
lets see
origigignao
>>29906401
Henry Rollins
oregano
>>29906401
poo in le lee xD
>>29906401
rollin for a sexy zombie or something
ALRIGHT DUDES
Sounds interesting OP
pls give me some nice scp
I love this thread.
>rolling rolling rolling
high and dont know whats going on
roll anyhow
>>29906401
fucking class D shits where's kondraki when you need him
Rolling for one that kills me painlessly
>>29911001
Holy fuck anon you're possibly very fucked or completely unharmed.
>>29911009
>dead
>fucked
Lol
That's a good thing. Either nothing changes, or I finally get my freedom from this meaningless hell.
Anyways, re-rolling since that one was blocked.
>>29906401
rolliolliollio
gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie
>>29911107
holy fucking shit i clicked ops link when i first saw the post before reading the bottom and posting and the only one i clicked on to preview is the one i fucking just rolled.
rooolllinimn
rolling for an scp that will end my misery one way or another
rolling so I can roll because my comment got me muted
>>29906401
rollerino i guess
>>29906401
I know for a act that I will survive you baka gaijin
>in for the worst SCP possible
Rolling in the river
Comento de originalissimo valencia
>>29906401
rollerino scaredino
rolling and ya ya ya ya ya ya y ay aya
rollin'
true original recipe
>>29911056
Nevermind I'm retarded. I thought you had 001.
Rollva roll a doo le poo.
>>29906401
403rolling
rolling
rolled
rooooooooooooolging
yo yo yo im a rollin
Rollolil
Gotta roll it, mah boeh
roll
originalss
Interesting idea OP-kun, let's roll!
jnm
>>29906401
welp lets see if I survive this meme
rollerino braaaaaaaaaaaaaperino
Spooky rolling des~
>>29909391
the community is shit, is how
>>29909559
lol the IDF showed up
nice viral, my friend
>>29911912
phew I'm fine. It's some SWAT armor that can move on it's own. It only attacks you if you threaten it.
rollasjsjdsdj
>>29906401
Nigger
Original
Original 2.0
>>29911994
Drop it off in a ghetto somewhere.
>>29912062
Got the computer
Not bad
Rawl muthafukka
Oregano commentaro rollano
>>29906401
Please be a safe scp
Rolling for keter.
Roll ?
>muted because comment was not original blah blah blah
>>29906401
Thank you for an originalio post O.P
kisses
you faggot
>>29913055
Didn't know I was an SCP
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/I9M1NcK-Jz8" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
i am rolling and you can't tell me otherwise, robot
deadspace has prepared me
>>29906401
I will find a way to fuck whatever it is I get stuck with no matter what.
>>29906401
Rollertronic
>>29906401
most of em aint that bad roight????
>>29913502
That's kinda weird
Dunno what to do with it
Okie-doke!!!!
>>29913516
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1516
le ebin word man didn't kill me, i knew i'd be fine guise
>>29906401
This is bullshit, but I'm rolling for I deserve whatever punishment the rolls give me
>>29906401
pump a rugr
>>29913494
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1494
Not sure how this will work. I guess I could find a hole in the plane while the flight takes place.
rolling for something that will make me superhuman so I can just ignore normies and acquire happiness
I pray to the lord(Jesus) that I make it out alive.
*pray*
>>29913815
apparently I have to survive in space near mercury for 12 hours.
This isn't so bad I suppose. I get to instantaneously die.
Rolling.
On an unrelated note, been playing a lot of minecraft recently, and I'm pretty damn surprised that there's no SCP mod out there.
>>29906401
uhhh okay lets do this then
>>29906401
rawplesvc jew
Rolling
origin comment of mine
>>29906401
rollerino oregano pepperoni
>>29913858
>12 hours watching two cars repeatedly smash into each other.
Not so bad. Rolling again I guess.
ROLOLOLOLOL.OKLOLKJNOFISJ
>>29906401
IT'S NOT A MADE UP FOUNDATION, ANON! REE!
I would like to participate in the bread
>>29906401
>scp
secure copy?
Rolling.
Anything is better than the life I'm not living.
>>29913982
I got a nice SCP. Hella.
rolling to participate and survive
hope i don't get a sonichu-tier one, there plenty of cringy one.
Let's see which SCP I get
>>29906401
Roll to survive, roll to win!
Rolleronies
>>29906401
Im a winner!
>>29906401
check my duplicating digits that are called ''dubs''
>you have been muted because your comment was not original.
faggotry to the max
>>29915592
wow, i got a shitty book that makes you crazy if you read it. reroll
>>29915501
Quite literally just an annoying salesman:
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1501
Also re roll.
rolling for a cute girl
I'm really original
>>29915623
Another harmless one: re roll
>>29906401
Kek shall guide me
>>29906401
These things are a joke.
I could easily handle and take down anything that I get.
>>29915728
Bah so far they've all been harmless: re roll
>>29906401
Doing it why not
Oregano spicy meatball
Roll famblino
>>29915622
reroll for them trips
Rollin
I want the vending machine that gives you anything.
>>29906401
wth is this roll
This never works out well for me
>>29916403
Well this is pretty easy
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-403
Just don't spark the lighter
And even if I did it 3-4 times I won't be harmed anyway
>>29906401
Ayyo tomato
>>29916464
Cool im just gonna dissappear for a maximum of 140 days and a minimum of 43 secs.
ALLAHU AKBAR KILL THE KUFAR
Bango bongo kna
>>29906401
oh baby am I on /x/?
shamalamalomaroll
>>29916673
>ALLAHU AKBAR KILL THE KUFAR
Pretty sure I'm fine as long as I don't touch it and since it can't move I think I'm in the clear.
