*blocks your path*
*smirks*
Goo goo ga ga...
*draws katana*
>>29906042
CAW.....CAW CAW!
*attention whores*
Uguu~
>>29906042
>"Never before have I met such a formidable foe"
>"This is gonna be tough, But with the power of friendship and generic shonen writing I know I can win"
*Gets into fighting stance*
>"Lets go"
Heh, what have we got here...
orig
>>29906177
*teleports behind you*
*taps you on the shoulder*
*you turn and find yourself face to face with wee baby*
Buu~~
*cleaves you in twain*
>>29906042
>>29906084
>>29906136
>>29906177
I'd watch the fuck out of this anime.
>>29906042
>Oh no, I have trained all my life to fight professional martial artists that I have no clue on how to defeat an infant
>*draws katana*
>*Hits the air*
>What?
>*Teleports behind enemy*
>*Fails ta backstabbing*
>Hu?
>>29906243
*Disappears in a puff of smoke*
>"Did you think I would go down that easy"
*Starts pounding baby into a bloody pulp*
* The police come and arrest me for murdering an innocent baby*
*Try to explain I was defending myself against a Katana wielding baby with the swordsmanship skills of a master*
*Get put into mental asylum*
>>29906084
Pickle-pee Pump-a-rump
>>29906243
*it was a hologram*
*teleports above you*
*starts murmuring*
*murmuring gets louder until I'm yelling*
"TAKE THIS! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!"
*hits you with my signature attack that can blow up the whole planet*
Heh...I guess that's one way to get an abortion...
>>29906042
what anime is this called?
>>29906084
what anime is this called?
>>29906136
what anime is this called?
>>29906177
i disliked this anime
>>29906193
what anime is this called?
>>29906372
what anime is this called?
>>29906042
>"Huhh?!"
>"So we finally meet once more..."
*smiles as looks down to the ground*
*looks up wildly and gets into battle stance*
>"This time i won't go easy on you!!"
>"IKUZO!"
>>29906432
yama hime no mi
>>29906177
You were under a illusion this entire time
>>29906432
in order
>Yu-YuHakuso
>Elfen Lied
>Bakemonogatori
>Narutoe
>Mama to koiniochiru made
>Duel Masters
>>29906432
>>29906177
Its called every shonen ever
>>29906372
>Not using the garagara illusion cardo to create confusement
*flicks katana holder*
*wind from thumb motion levels everything in a 3 mile radius*
>end of the line, kiddo
KISAMA
*draws sword*
>>29906397
kek'd hard
upboated
>>29906778
Heh...finally someone who's worth fighting me. You got exactly ten seconds until I end your life, so...you should better spend your time wisely *smirks*
>>29906042
God always finds a way to brighten the worst of days, I don't think I've found something this laugh out loud funny in a while.
An internet to you good sir.
*unsheathes fryingpan of a thousand suns*
roar my mighty battlecry and runs across the battlefield at mindboggeling speed
I've seen the future....and you're not in it...
*ca-ching*
>>29908888
>An internet to you good sir.
*tips fedora* m'lady
*teleports behind u*
"Kamille's a perfect name for a man!"
tch, how bothersome...
*air shimmers around me*
*small pebbles float up into the air*
>>29908910
>Stealing lines from the purple space time dude post nerf
Wew lad
>>29908989
Heh... I hope my body can take this.
Kaio-ken... TIMES FOUR!!!
*blocks your path*
Time for a...
*unsheathes protest sign*
...schooling, kid.
>>29906042
>>29906243
*Sticks head around from behind corner
*WHEEZE
>W-w-w-w-at
>P-p-p-pleeeze
>I can't go like dis lil babe I izn't weddy
That's a bad baby
*travels back in time*
*kills the pregnant mom*
That's what i like to call...*swishes cloak* a real early term abortion
Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong door, the leather club's two blocks down.
*unsheathes self*
*smirks*
WAS GETTING CAUGHT PART OF YOUR PLAN?
>>29911479
*furrows left eyebrow*
Of courshe!
>>29906042
>that baby's hair
JUST
>>29906335
I thought it was funny and original.
*beep boop*
*cleans carpet*
Looks like it's your...
*hits wall, moves towards you at walking pace*
Nap time...
Seeping crest of turbidity. Arrogant vessel of lunacy! Boil forth and deny! Grow numb and flicker! Disrupt sleep! Crawling queen of iron! Eternally self-destructing doll of mud! Unite! Repulse! Fill with soil and know your own powerlessness!
Hado #90: BLACK COFFIN!
Die in darkness, kid.
![black-thugs[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wHoZPnL.jpg "black-thugs[1].jpg")
*saunters up to you*
AYO HOL UP
*adjusts pants that got up too high*
*Unsheathes hi-point*
YOU GOT ANY CASH CRACKA?
*Hi point falls apart*
SHEEIT THIS WHITEBOI CAN MANIPULATE SOLID MATTER
*scatter in five different directions*
Heh, and they said Pokemon Go was dangerous.
*coolly walks away*
>>29906397
>Heh...I guess that's one way to get an abortion...
god damn, anon
>>29906432
Rurouni Kenshin
>>29912833
It was neither.
>>29913894
ha, pretty fuckin' much
