>Dad asked what I want for my birthday
Well bros?
>>29905552
Ask him to pound your boy pussy
>>29905626
Leave this thread
Always ask for cash
>>29905655
>Leave this thread
Kys
>>29905672
GET OUT. RIGHT NOW. OUT!
>>29905552
You can't be here. You have to be 18 or older to post on 4chan.
>>29905682
Get out of my car and thread now!
Tell him you want to go on a crazy night, fuck a lot of women and get drunk but use the money to buy weeb stuff.
Tell him to take away your computer and to slap you around while screaming "No more 4chan you fucking NEET! Get out of my life!"
>>29905693
Sorry your family doesn't love you
>>29905552
I can give you some book recommendations if you'd like. Books are a good, solid present that you can enjoy for a while.
If you aren't a reader, you could also ask for shoes or clothes that would make you look more adult for job-finding reasons.
>>29905552
Exactly how old are you?
>>29905745
Tuh won thee
Filter
>>29905728
You could also ask for a fun, practical skill, like cooking classes. Cooking's a fun hobby that helps you impress girls, and it's a good way to cheaply take good care of yourself after some startup costs.
>>29905728
I have plenty of backlog for books. I do read a lot.
>>29905777
I want to take this marksmanship course, not sure if it's done for the summer though.
ask him to be your cuck for a day and fuck his fat titted wife.
>>29905552
There's a lot of things you can ask for:
>A KIndle is good if you're into reading, especially the Paperwhite or Voyage
>A new graphics card for your PC if you use a desktop
>A tracksuit to embrace your inner Slav and be comfortable
>A body pillow or fleshlight if you want to become a bigger disappointment to him
>A gym membership or bicycle if you want him to feel like a better father
>
>>29905795
Hmmm. I personally always ask for books. It's a gift people can't fuck up because of the specificity.
If you have a large backlog, though, I get it. It's kind of stressful.
Do you have other hobbies? I'm just saying, this is your chance to pick up something with an annoying startup cost that would have otherwise prevented you.
On that note, I let the super-religious people who don't like my philosophy or fiction choices get me art supplies. It feels good to use the expensive paint without thinking about how much I paid for it.
Ask him to pound your boipucc
>>29905552
A gf, if that is too hard a prostitute for a night will be fine too.
>>29905552
Ask for a Gold Pass.
>>29905820
Sounds like fun! Is it summer-only?
>>29905935
Usually, http://www.appleseedinfo.org/
demand to lick his manpucci as a birthday treat
>>29905942
Hmm. Well, >>29905871 wasn't wrong about kindles. I fucking love my kindle.
Also, I personally really like my bicycle, if you don't have one. Riding aimlessly while thinking about life and listening to tunes is a great solution for many of my robot-related feelings.
>>29906034
I'd like an e-reader. Is it really a hassle with Kindle to put pirated books on? I'm getting wary of Amazon lately
>>29906049
use calibre and everything will be fine
>>29906079
Does Amazon force firmware updates on you? Does the latest firmware work with pirated books?
>>29905552
The biggest blackest dildo that money can buy
>>29905552
Crossbow
>>29906151
I already have a gun
>>29906098
I have never got an update and I doubt it will affect any non-amazon books. even if: just don't use the wifi
