Every time I post this you complain about it including so much about drugs and say I'm some soberfag. It is actually because drugs made me kind of a loser and kind of poor.
Will post my bingo below.
asdasdadppppppep
>>29904148
Just fuck my life up
>Not original, no surprise
>>29904148
Use addblock that's what I do.
>>29904148
b-b-bingo
>alcoholic
don't leave the house
>NEET
yes
>spergy/awkward/aggressive/defense/distant
yes
>unemployed
yes
>smoke weed
don't leave the house
>suicide/mental breakdown
yes
>unemployable
yes, refuse to get a job anyway
>no potential
yes
>torrent
yes
>fat
yes
>poor hygiene
yes
>sleep
4 hours a night
>money
i have 0 income, dad controls it all, but we are broke and he is in debt
>intoxicated/drugs in public
don't leave the house
>vehicle
no
>porn collection or a dildo
no
>masturbate once a day
no
>dropout
yes
>diagnosed
anxiety, depression, derealization, depersonalization, avoidant
>smoke 3+ packs of cigarettes
don't leave the house
>less than 10 happy memories in the past year
not a single happy memory from the past 10 years
>virgin
yes
>have done more normie drugs
fuck no
>bad credit/no checking account
i don't deal with that shit whatsoever, i'm a ghost with no accounts or anything
>have been a dealer, hang out with dealers, stoners, addicts
no thats for extrovert failed normies
>>29904148
Hit on seven of them, but they were drug, debt and job related. I am a student on the GI Bill so I don't work and doing drugs doesn't make someone a loser, loser.
>>29904148
I'm a failure but I don't care kek
>>29904148
Yay. I'm not a total fucking loser!
oh no ;_;
what should i do guys?
>>29904497
Forgot pic here it is family of mine
so close to being a total loser, yet so far
>>29904148
It used to be worse at some point.
not really drunk but have been drinking
>>29904148
Not so bad I guess, was tempted to do oxycodone desu
Just fuck my bingo up senpai
>>29904515
killing yourself seems to be the most viable option atm
>>29904148
nice bingo
things can only get better
and original
>>29904148
I'm a normie I guess
sethfouseghshetgu
>>29904148
is shitposting part of your plan?
>>29904148
Why couldn't I have been born in a different era? Wouldn't matter if I was born as a cave man or a space-ship explorer, it would all be better because then I wouldn't get treated as an outcast.
>tfw born in the most boring and shittiest era of mankind
>>29904148
weehoo im shit
>>29904966
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee get out reeeeeeeeee normies
Who else /normie/ here?
>/r9k/
>needing bingo to tell them they're total fucking losers
hahaha
Only 13/25, no bingo.
bretty gud
>>29904148
I think this is it.
I'm such a loser I can't even bingo.
>>29905159
dude are you shitting me you're almost 30 years old you fag
I am situated quite good I guess, but I feel kinda dead inside
Am I beyond saving or do I still have hope?
>collection of webms saved from /gif/
>year after HS, starting college so the neet, unemployed shit is only to come
>mdma alongside meth is kinda funny, done only mdma
>smoke weed alone all the time
not a bingo but still it suprised me to have so much crosses
You don't need NEET and unemployed on there. Kind of redundant.
joke's on you, i'm actually a huge loser. i only dodged the bullet because this bingo spread is legit retarded
totla fuckingh loser this is me
>>29905225
I am pretty much 30, wizard, in a few weeks.
You better believe it.
>>29904148
Not that close but too close to matter mode incoming.
>>29905518
Made a new viersion
i'm close..
should i have sex with a hooker to lose my virginity?
i have money
ewqfsffafaeasf
decent hygiene + decreased cig consumption saves me
>>29905022
idk anon, i think we'd have been outcasts in any era (my results >>29904666)
No bingo but goddamn, someone send me a fucking mail bomb already.
>>29905814
But why? You can buy sex toys that are infinitely more pleasing than any woman could ever be.
Do you crave the warmth, the flesh to flesh contact, the fake moans? what makes you wanna fuck a hooker? Get some of those badass Jap loli ass'n pussy dolls or a real-doll or some shit. If you have money use it on something worthwhile not a whore.
A whore or a pity fuck is the worst way to lose your virginity. Trust me on that anon, it's awful.
>>29906922
>not a virgin
fucking how, you're far worse than me
>>29904148
blargh
rlbaiwdawd
>>29907036
oh shit I forgot the bottom left corner
>>29904148
Welp. I got two bingos. What's my prize?
>>29904148
what do I win?
original juikojldfij
>>29907018
'Bout ten or so years back when Myspace was still a thing I took to messaging pretty much every girl in my age range. One of them responded and was only like an hour from me.
My hygiene was/is quite good, I'm not that hideous(average, maybe slightly above.) and as it turned out, the girl was a virgin hunter. Sex was one of our primary conversation topics, so after about six months of slowly building up to it(didn't show her a picture of myself, just wanted to see if I could lure her to fuck me with words alone.)
Long story short, I lasted fifteen minutes, blasted my pent up wad all over her tits, belly, and face, and never talked to her again after that, her mission complete. Also afterward she somehow immediately got a boyfriend. I was pretty awful and even making physical contact with her(she was actually really cute, bit of a butterface, but holy shit the body on her.) made me lose my erection a few times. It was a long, awkward process just to get my dick inside her and I hated every minute of it.The only fun part was hearing her yelp and squeal when I shot a mighty artillery volley of spooge across her body and denying her anything to wipe it off with.
Also ten years ago I was employed and like half of that list didn't apply.
>>29904148
jfmsu familia
at least i can drive
Well, almost...
>>29907180
did you pay a hooker or something?
>>29904148
normies do half the stuff on this bingo. It should be changed to degenerate bingo
>>29907828
agreed. don't know why everyone's confused that high scores aren't virgins.
drinking and going to parties is how you get laid in highschool.
Close call. Unfortunate thing is that it is unlikely to improve at all at this point.
What do I win?
>>29904242
Is this some kind of shitty raid?
>>29908838
Oh, and I'm 18, forgot to include that.
I feel so bad doing these.
>>29904148
wew close one lads
>>29904148
in all honesty im only a few steps away from normie
>>29909088
forgot my pic, at least i got some nice dubs
>all these supposed losers that aren't virgins
is there still hope, lads?
Never attempted suicide, but have had 2-3 breakdowns
I was raped as a child. My father beat me mercilessly. Who else no chance at a happy life?
>all of these employed normies
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
>>29904148
Pretty okay i guess
>>29909794
>not having a job
why dont you support the society that lets you live as a neet anon?
>>29909837
none of that makes sense. normies get out
>>29904148
just whatever, i have checked out of society
>Only 10
WTF am i a normie
>>29904148
thhshtsh
Could have been worse I guess
w-what do i win r9k?
>>29904148
This is the most accurate bingo i've seen here.
Literally every looser on the planet earth follows this pattern
>have past the point in your life where having potential mattered
That one hit too close to home
So how much of a loser am I, r9k?
10 hours of sleep helps build muscle, why wouldn't you if you had the chance
I'm not surprised, but I don't feel bad about it either.
>>29904361
typing all this shit out and replying to it was WAY more work than just modifying the damn template
