how to get laid at a festival?
>>29903553
Actually i have the same question as im going to a festival that will last the whole weekend.
>Hey babe, wanna fugg?
>>29903610
Pemby? :^))))
>>29903625
Nope. Positivus :p
Grimes will be there, so im pretty stoked about that.
>>29903553
Get the girl drunk then have sex
>>29903553
>talk to drunk/high girl
>be attractive
>don't sperg out
>have a private location to fuck at
I dont think anyone here except the normies only here to socialize and make fun of other people can pull it off though.
>>29903553
> do drugs and talk to bitches festival sluts are easy to be found
> EASY MODE ; buy a cool costume, like a shark or tiger costume, easy pussy garanteed
How to pick up girls at a stage;
Start dancing behind a hot girl, preferable high on love drugs like mdma or something
Start touching her on hips and see how she reacts about it
After a few minutes just start kissing her neck
Start makig out with her
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Follow the normalfag/raver advice for garanteed easy pussy
>>29904372
>positivus
AAAAAA velna normijii, tinieties prom!
>>29903553
Find a drunk girl, take her to dark spot and fuck her. Easy
It's also pretty easy to grope their butts at festivals too, it's so packed it's impossible to find the culprit
>>29904485
REEEEEEEEEEEEE velviens latvietis
>>29903553
Look at all those normies. Look at all those disgusting, terrible, ugly, soulless people. Am I really supposed to feel sad when people like that die? What a joke
Keep dancing around a girl for several minutes. If you see that she turns towards you or dances with you a bit or looks a lot at you, then you can move in to talk a little bit to her. Start it slow by saying a question like "also a fan of this band?" "where are you from?" stuff like that. After that you just have to keep talking and drinking with her and maybe you'll get lucky. But don't count on it tho, most girls won't have sex with you unless you're a 9 or 10.
7/10 of those girls are rolling on molly, drunk, or baked as hell
>>29903553
how come 10% are white
How are Spics and Chinks becoming more normie than whites?
>>29903553
>this is what america 50 years from now will look like
>>29903553
MDMA probably
though I wouldn't know
>>29903553
Don't do it.
Festivals are for degenerates.
Is it hard to even get laid with the fattest/ugliest girl at the whole festival?
>>29903553
>be at t-in the park
>shagged a wee dirty
>accused of rape
Dont shag birds at festivals.
>>29905407
At festivals anyone with gf is a cuckold. Think about it.
