How hard is it to get a gf if you were to actually try? If that ever would happen.
WHY DIDNT I EVER TRY HARDER TO TALK TO THAT GIRL FUCK
WASTED OPPORTUNITIES ILL NEVER GET BACK AGAIN FUCK DHIT FUCK
>>29902117
It's not hard you just have to be lucky, and go after a girl within your means.
I know it's r9k and all but getting a gf isn't even that difficult. Just talk to girls and be likable.It's that simple.
Just grow a pair and talk to girls anon.
>>29902235
>simple
FUCKING NORMIE YOU PROBABLY HAVE A GF YOU FILTHY FUCK YOURE PROBABLY GONNA GO FUCK HER ONCE YOU LEAVE R9K
>>29902252
meme, this doesnt work. we are robots here, no one wants us. like the machines we take are names from, once broken, we are discarded from this world.
>>29902272
How did you know I had a gf. We don't fuck though because I'm a Catholic, but she wants to and has tried pressuring me.
I feel like most people on /r9k/ could get a gf if they got out of the echochamber, took a shower, and actually fucking went out into the world.
Getting girls isn't really that hard, but getting a girl that's what you want or who actually wants to date instead of just fuck is the hard part. And no you don't have to settle for landwhales, but you will have to settle for the fact that you will get rejected.
Also talking to randos is way better than talking to girls in your social circle/girls you have feelings for because you have nothing to lose.
>>29902235
>i know it's r9k
should have stopped there, your advice does not apply to us robots. There is a reason we are drawn to this place and each other. We are broken, cursed people, probably really ugly too. No amount of personality is ever going to change that. If it did, you weren't really a robot to begin with.
>>29902275
Cool story senpai. tell me about how hard the world is for you, even though you're the problem.
>>29902314
I've never identified as a robot but I browse this board every other day.
>>29902328
No, you're the problem, normalfaggot.
>>29902296
>virgin because of religion and not because uggo socially autistic sperg
Youre really rubbing it in now
>>29902473
Yeah okay, nigger. keep telling yourself that anyone who's satisfied is at fault. life is magical and you choose to spend it in tears. good luck cuck.
>>29902518
I know my bad. I'm sorry senpai.
>>29902531
Keep hitting me with them happiness maymays, normo.
You dont belong here.
>>29902117
It's all a numbers game. You surround yourself with more and more females, and eventually one of them will be your gf.
In order to surround yourself with more females, you need to stand up from your computer and go out, and also give a good first impression.
Since first impression is based mostly on visuals, you need to start looking good.
To attain good looks, you need to work on your self-image.
To boost your self-image, you need to study, do something creative, get fit, get swole.
If you build a house of cards, it will easily crumble. You have to give yourself a good foundation. And that takes time. Depending on the individual, it can take 1-5 years[citation needed].
>>29902117
Honestly it's like RPG Random number generator with modifiers
Some people have +20 in their chances to find love some have a penalty of -20 ans everything in between.
However in the end you have to roll those dice/press X and see what comes up. You going to score a critical and against all odds find love? You going to roll a 1 and in spite of having the best skills and abilities land face first in failure of what should have been an easy venture for you.
In the end that's all their is to it. Are you going to play the game? Are you going to risk getting that game over screen? Is it worth it for a chance at winning a good ending to the story?
So the question should be: How hard is it to try and that is a question only you can answer.
>>29902628
this x 3896
>>29902806
Just get out alreadyx will ya?
>>29902930
In fairness if you are attractive you get to pick and choose mates as well, then the game flips and girls are having to win you over.
That's how this game works, whose going to be the better catch for who?
>>29903008
What? That's all there is too it. Some guys are broke as hell ugly as sin and find a pretty women that will be kind to them and love them. They are likley in the .9% of the world but it happens.
Much like those .9% Chads that get rejected by their ideal mate even though they have everything a woman would want.
>>29903014
thats not how it works, if you really select mates like that most people are going to think you are a massive piece of shit, you massive piece of shit.
>>29903062
It happens all the time.
They are not as transparent as I stated but at the end of the day we all have standards and lines and if we are the desirable one they will do what is needed to gain our interest
On the flip if we want them bad enough we have to raise ourselves to a level they would take notice in.
This is how things have always been
>>29903060
I dont care about your post, I just want you to leave this board, fucking norman. Take your bullcrap to /adv/.
>>29903098
>On the flip if we want them bad enough we have to raise ourselves to a level they would take notice in.
nobody fucking does that, they make a superficial effort at best. only idiots fall for that.
>>29902117
You can use your robot-dom to get a gf.
You've got a pretty unique perspective on the world and you need to push it harder and communicate it through your affect.
I don't mean like dress in pessimistic countercultural signal clothes or only speak in dark poetry. Just reveal the emotions you feel through body language.
When the girls around you do slutty shit, laugh because it's funny.
When a woman speaks to you, reveal your mistrust and apprehension.
Basically act like the weeknd, spend a little more money on clothes, and lose some weight. Some of yall are physically incapable of attracting anyone but those with any hope can use their pessimism and cynicism to craft a beautifully apathetic and cruel persona which women can't resist, regardless of your small peenor.
Seriously.
>>29903128
Normal's would claim you have a shot if you just "bee yourself"
Normal's would put it all on you why you haven't found love
I'm saying you could be fuck either way
That all the work in the world could end up in failure or you going to the park to walk and saying hi to a cute girl could have you finding your soulmate
There are factors of life that can make it better or worse but in the end you could die alone and it was all due to a bad roll of the bones.
>>29903213
You be surprised however yes many fake it and sucker someone into buying it as well.
Ok so here is the deal.
I am 175 cm tall and I am pretty fit.
I work out 5 times a week and I use to do boxing so no Chads pick on me, they are kind of scared usually to be quite honest.
I am 19 years old I have a job and I am a management student.
I don't play vidya and I am pretty outgoing.
I am down with drugs alcohol.
I only had sex one time in my life and with a hooker. I got rejected easily by over 30 girls in my life.
I am not scared of girls or anything that is why I don't usually identify as a robot because of solidarity with robots over here but all my Chad friends pick on me for never having sex and to be quite honest i feel like a total robot.
How do you "just be yourself" normalfags explain my situation?
My only explanation is that girls just want to be manipulated and cannot stand having a direct relationship especially when flirting.
>>29904008
By this point I am so depressed that I am considering suicide 10 times a day. Help me so I dont kill myself.
>>29904031
Ayyy if you got all those other things and you're basically a normalfag, what's the big deal about not getting girls? Can't have it all I guess.
>>29904387
Well this is a thread about getting a gf right?
