who /burglar/ here
>picked my 5th successful lock last evening
>normie fuck wasn't at home
>grabbed 3k worth of shit
Be careful, my man.
>>29901979
As long as you arent in Texas, im good
>>29901979
Have fun in prison, lad. Don't drop the soap! :^)
>>29901979
>commit crime
>brag about it on 4chan
really bro
one time i stole someone's heart and ate it. does that count?
>picked lock
is there any bigger of a fedora thing you could say?
>>29902260
>deebly goncern
They could check OPs IP address?
Lol, everyone knows a pro doesn't waste his time picking a lock. So fucking stupid. Use a drill,glass cutter, or bump keys you stupid nigger.
>ask a real burglar anything.
This guy is a chump.
>>29902680
How do you sell your shit?
Genuinely curious.
>>29902680
I suppose you cut a massive hole into a window so you can fit through properly, wear a bandit mask, a striped shirt and a bag with the word SWAG on it too.
>>29902957
>SWAG
I think you mean a burlap sack with a giant $ on it
have fun getting shot OP
second amendment
>>29902957
>I suppose you cut a massive hole into a window so you can fit through properly
are you really this dumb? you don't climb through you dipshit.
>>29902680
How do you start?
>>29901979
Who /being investigated for kicking in a door/ here
>>29903228
>not living in a cuck state where people can't defend themselves from you
>>29902260
OP could be an FBI agent trying to lure out burglars who lurk here?
>>29903483
he sure knew how to look up that picture of the grinch
>>29903483
Since when do FBI agents hunt down burglars
