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>Chad brother
>Chad father
>Chad uncles
>Chad cousins
>Even my grandpa is kind of a chad
Who else here is the black sheep of their family?
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>>29901612
How the fuck did you end up a pussy with all that information around you?

I attribute a large part of my autism around women to having literally zero older male role models
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>normie parents
>normie brother
>normie sister

Why did everything go wrong for me?
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>dad is black
>mom is black
>all my siblings are black
>born white as fuck with blue eyes and blonde hair

Family freaked the fuck out when I was born because the only white people related to us is my moms grandfather, and my dads like great great grandfather. I'm like shiny pokemon rare in terms of genetics. its also kinda funny being 100% white looking but being able to check off the "African american box" on any paperwork.
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>>29901612
my kat is kind of chad he
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>>29902919
You're adopted, fool.
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>>29902919
Yeah, that isn't your fucking family.
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>>29902919
Did your dad every have a paternity test
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>autistic dad
>chad brother
>lesbian sister
>good goy mom
>boring aunt
>boring haliburton blood money uncle
>retarded aunt
>NEET pedo cousin
>boghag crazy unemployed divorced aunt
>sociopath cousin
>saintly good cousin

I'm somewhere in the middle
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>>29903132
Yeah, thats how my brother started the whole "shiny pokemon" thing when i was 13.
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>>29902919
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHB4TzHzi2A
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I think my parents always wanted a Chad for a son and are now disappointed
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>>29901612
Fuck off, at least you have the hope of not breeding mentally ill subhumans if you ever get gf.
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>>29901612
Are you Jeb Bush?
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>>29902919
negro you're adopted
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>>29901612

I know this very well. The story is basically this.

>be alpha
>believe that I know fucking everything
>refuse to go for advice to anyone in my family
>don't even realize they're alpha
>"become" beta
>realize they're alphas

Sometimes you are TOO alpha, so you become a fucking omega again. It can happen.

>>29902718

>alphas
>being generous with their knowledge
>caring about being a role model to you

Top fucking kek man.
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>>29901612
> dad heart surgeon
> mom trophy wife
> brother anesthesiologist
> sister in law rheumatologist
> sister business owner
> grandpa former Exxon vp
> me hotel manager

Not doing bad, but fuck I'm a loser compared to them
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