NEETS! Brothers and sisters in unemployment! (*thunderous applause*)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYj8ciqAPcA
Today is not an easy time to speak to you.. As I speak thousands of our brothers are ignored, beaten, spat upon and even worse... they are made to think they are the cause of their own oppression. They came to think they are less than human, because they don't work. But let me ask you one thing:
HAS THE WORLD TREATED US AS HUMANS BEFORE (!) WE WERE NEETS???
This has happened several times in history. The oppressor blames the victim for being oppressed. I came to tell you one thing: ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!
YOU ARE NOT ALONE! WE ARE HUMAN BEINGS! WE HAVE WORTH EVEN WITHOUT WORK
I WANT TO TELL YOU WAGESLAVES THAT WE WILL TAKE NO MORE!
DOWN WITH WORK!
DOWN WITH FAMILY!
DOWN WITH CLASSIC VALUES!
(*applause gets even bigger*)
YOU CAN INSULT US.
YOU CAN IGNORE US.
YOU CAN TORTURE US.
BUT YOU CAN'T FORCE US TO WORK!!!!!!!!!
YOU SIMPLY CAN'T!
YOU CAN'T TAKE OUR FREEDOM!
YOU CAN'T TAKE OUR HONOR!
OUR SPIRIT WILL NEVER BE CRUSHED.
OUR CAUSE IS JUST!
WE ARE MORE THAN YOU THINK.
NEETS! FIGHT! FIGHT FOR FREEDOM! FIGHT AGAINST OPPRESSION!
FIGHT FOR GENERATIONS TO COME!
GLORY TO KEK! GLORY TO THE INTERNET!
NEETS UNITE!
DEATH TO WORK! FUCK WAGESLAVES! JUST FUCK THEM!
ONWARD TO VICTORY!
REEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK THE NORMIE WAGE SLAVES
HEAR! HEAR! KILL THE WAGESLAVES!
>>29901362
Enjoy starving to death when all the taxpayers that feed you are gone, you idiot.
THE BETA UPRISING IS GOING TO SAVE US, IS GOING TO PURIFY THIS WORLD
EMBRACE THE DESTRUCTION OF THE NORMALFAGS
REEEEEEEEEEE
(*thunderous applause*)
>>29901258
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1swc2EtBbr5
NO BIRTH
NO DEATH
PRAISE KEK
BEHEAD ALL SATANS
DEATH TO FUCKING WAGEKEKS
GET MY ORDER WRONG AGAIN WAGIE I FUCKING DARE YOU
>>29901544
Or what?
I am the Manager bitch, what the fuck are you going to do?
Fucking fat pathetic fuck, neck yourself and improve the gene pool
>>29901258
Thisspeech guarantees us a victory.
>>29901674
Guess I'll have to include the managers RUDE attitude on my review
As they say, wagecuckie
Another day, another dollar.
Average NEET.
Go and kill yourselfs fucking dregs on society not contributing. GET A JOB!
>>29901762
Stay mad wagecuck
>muh soiciety
>muh contribution
Give me a gf, then we'll talk. If society owes nothing to me, I owe nothing to society.
We be fucking your girlfriends chad ahahahahhahahaa
>>29901723
Toppest of keks commento originales
>>29901258
NEETdom is the True Path my robot brothers. Only the NEET has the time and energy to understand the universe and all its mysteries. Loathe are those who are wagecucks, the tinker and toil for unworthy masters.
I am but a lowly cyborg trapped between two worlds, can an enlightened NEET show me the True Path? I am about to lose my job and need guidance in my coming ascension, I do not wish to fail.
>>29902086
original commenzzzzz
>>29901382
hahahaa haahahahah kekekekekeke
>tfw you watched Hitler speeches so many times you understand the references.
https://youtu.be/AnpTWKKWQ1o?t=9m49s
>>29902310
It's ironic that a lot of robots like Hitler because Hitler was probably the most alpha person to exist in human history and unlike Stalin his people really loved him.
But I think Hitler was truly one of us, remember: Who did die in horrible battles? The greatest alphas. Who wanted to "degrade" women to birthing machines? Hitler. He was also a social outcast and recluse a good chunk of his life.
Hitler is basically what happens when a bitter impoverished robot without any real skills, empathy, goals but with a genius level IQ thinks: "Fuck it. If I'm going to die I'm going to do in the middle of an awesome firework with many dead alphas around me and as much destruction on society as possible."
This is the paradox my friend: Alphas and Robots have both in common that we fucking hate women. I think many robots are simply extremely lazy alphas.
>>29903091
Of course people will say: What? He's too charismatic to be a robot you idiot, he's as unrobotic as it gets.
But just because someone is surrounded by many people and can befriend everyone he wants doesn't mean he CONNECTS to them.
And in this regard I think Hitler was a true bot, he simply never connected to anyone. It's not that robots can't have friends if they chose to, it's that we have no empathy and can't connect.