Buckle up, I'm giving you a free tour around my zoo I've built over the past months. Call me Alice, the Zookeeper of pedos.
>put india tag on omegle
>first guy, 23 years old
>wants to have a sexchat
>fuck this
>tell him I am just 14
>awed, even more eager to have a sex chat with me
>hold your horses now you sure you want to do this with a 14 year old?
>wants to share his dick pics with me on facebook
>last straw, I'm going to fucking v& you now.
>white knight mode engaged.
>quickly create a dummy email at cock.li
>create facebook and put an animu pic from google
>on omegle, I managed to extract his name, email, facebook, and number.
>we meet on facebook
>tell him to get ready for the party.
>go to the indian government website to file a report but cannot find it
>search for hours how to report some one in india without luck
>JUST. okay time for back up plan
>add everyone he has on facebook as friends
>spill the beans to his family and coworkers
>think they will report him for me or I will ruin his life. either way is a win.
>instead they ignore me or defend him
>i don't believe this.
>guy blocks me.
>>29900668
>go on omegle and put india tag again
>immediatelly find another pedophile 21 years old.
>eager for my pictures and asks me to post them
>we meet on facebook that I've made before.
>I still cannot figure out how the fuck do I make a police report in india
>decide to talk with his family
>again most ignore me and his sister defends him
>pedophile finds out and blocks me
>go on omegle again
>find another guy, 21
>we chat he gives me his phone number, skype and facebook
>we meet on facebook because he wants a relationship with me (I'm 14 btw)
>apparently he has no friends on facebook
>I have his phone number but I have no way of reporting it.
>decide to tell him the v& is comming anyway to scare him
>yeah he laughs, how hilarious.
>fuck you.
>*block*
>>29900687
>login at facebook
>an indian guy wants to speak with me
>apparently he is someone I added from before
>just pretend to be an innocuous 14 year old girl for now
>he seems like a nice guy at first
>notice he keeps subtly insisting for me to "sit on his lap"
>what in the fuck..
>attempt dodging but he's always coming back to it.
>it's hopeless; i oblige.
>he makes comments like how i should 'move left and right to make myself comfortable'
>the gayest shit i've ever witnessed.
>add his friends and ask them for help but none of them speaks english.
>post on his timeline to stop this shit
>(I didn't reveal my power level with this)
>he asks why I do that
>he apologizes and promises never to do it again
>next day. login on facebook again.
>he is at again with his "sit on my lap"
>fucking hell. okay just let me see how far will this go.
>I oblige to everything he says; it goes up until anal sex chat
>my 14 year old ass is now being fucked by a 24 year old pedo.
>and there is nothing I can do.
>have sex chat with this guy for the whole day.
>he is happy, I can see the smile on his disgusting face.
>I feel ashamed and powerless as if I've been raped personaly.
>officially proclaim myself racist towards street shitters
>decide to also bitch about it on my timeline
>sleep
>>29900723
>go to facebook and see a frienship request
>apparently it's a girl this time
>she asks me what happened to me, because she saw what I posted on my timeline
>i tell her i've been raped. show her who did it
>she says she will do anything she can.
>she helps me through. supports me and encourages me.
>we talk for hours then and develop sisterly bond
>for a moment I forgot that I am actually a NEET in real life.
>she is apparently 20 years old and she goes to collage
>she is a single child but always wanted a sister so she treats me like her sis
>thus most of the conversation was her being interested in me and my safety
>I'm glad I met her.
>she strongly advises me to remove anyone I don't know
>no issues dear sis...
>because up until now I had 13 """friends""" on facebook. ie. pedos
>now at least I have 1 friend who is kind and sweet to me
>I know she doesn't know my irl power level
>but I felt grain of happiness in my heart still
>why can't I report pedos to the Indian government?
Fucking murricans sometimes
>>29900740
>wake up with irl pain in my abdomen
>shit, fuck me.
>login to facebook to speak out about this though
>"my dad is going to lead me to hospital because my stomach hurts! :("
>pretend to be very scared (while in reality i feel complete apathy)
>she expresses her concern and hopes the best for me though
>go to hospital and I gotta go under surgery.
>return home weeks later.
>find out she's been checking out for me every day
>say that i'm alright now and how i missed her so so so much
>she expresses how much she missed me as well, i.e her dear little sister
>thank her a lot and we talk about what we missed during the time.
>joke's on her. she thinks a 14 year old girl is safed.
>nope. a degenerate NEET is saved instead!
>ironic this world is.
>>29900776
>while I was away pedos heard about me and attempted to add me
>because I got 29 friend requests.
>accept them all, why the fuck not.
>they are obviously untouchable. there is absolutely nothing i can do.
>there is no such thing as police report in the SUPER POWER 2033.
>and apparently every pedo has his family behind him in india.
>entirely drop the white knight mentality and re-add those 13 pedos i had.
>I have over 40 friends now
The real lulz now begin
>>29900788
>hunt some pedos on omegle again for lulz this time
>meet this 23-25 year old guy
>pretend to be 14 and a slut
>we meet on facebook and have a sexchat
>I could actually jerk off to it since his picture isn't his disgusting curry face
>he seemed reluctant at first because of my young age though
>mention we could have threesome with my little sis 11 and he's terrified.
>not-a-true-pedobear.png
>he asks me where I'm from.
>think about countries in europe and Slovenia comes to my mind
>he gently asks me for pictures of me
>i'm still using that anime picture from the start
>don't know what to do but dodge the question.
>I say i going ask my dad to buy me a camera soon
>promise i'm going to post pictures soon
>>29900796
>go on omegle slutting as a 14 year old again
>meet this 20 year old indian nigger
>he is asking about my boobs size and wants me suck his dick
>this looks promising.
>here we go again boner!
>we add each other on facebook
>his picture killed my boner
>he asks for *my* pictures
>not again...
>"i don't have a camera :("
>he becomes very wary of me
>blocks me the next day
>...
>pictures.
Kill yourself you fucking tool.
>>29900819
>my pedos yearn for pictures and I shalt provide
>google around and ponder which pictures should I use.
>find an album of "Sharbino Brighton" on imgur (celebrity from The Walking Dead)
>wow she looks so cute
>decide to pick some of her pictures for catfishing; she's a celebrity anyway.
>pick the low quality and non model ones to look more convincing; hope no one will notice
>there. i'm done!
>come back the next day to find that i have 133 friend requests
>what the fuck i'm getting like 15 friend requests an hour now
>accept them all
>reach over 400 friends in the matter of days
>fucking everyone wants to talk to me and above all voice call me
>can't talk to them all at the same time and some get mad
>literally get interrupted in the middle of the sentence by a voice call every 10 seconds
>what the fuck they are DDoS-ing me with voice calls!
>can't find out how to turn voice calss off
>try to live with it.
>it becomes unbearable
>this is ridiculous; google "how to turn off voice calls on facebook"
>there is an seekrit option to turn all voice calls forever.
>Mark you glorious fucking kike thank you
>I can catfish at peace finally.
lulz continue
>>29900849
>start talking to this french guy
>he can't speak for shit
>congratulates me a happy birthday
>wut? oh no, i'm a 15yo now fuck I feel too old now
>asks me where am i from
>hmm which europoor country should I pick now?
>decide to roll with Serbia
>he wants to have a relationship with me since his last gf cucked him
>sure
>actually have a stable relationship with this guy
>he dreams i will visit him some day I'll visit him in person
>tries to teach me french on every occasion he can
>I say it all depends on my parents and I will talk to them later about this.
>he says i'm the best thing that ever happened to him
>shiteatinggrin.jpg
>decide to have stable relationship for as long as possible
>i will then reveal my power level was over 9000 all along
cont.
>>29900864
>this guy starts talking to me asking me for a phone number
>ask why do you need it
>he says he wants relationship with me
>i say i have a boyfriend
>he asks for a chance
>mentions he can sing and has a guitar
>oh shit.
>alright then. but only if you sing ITAOTS for me with your guitar.
>he says he will do it cannot do it right now.
>don't believe he will do it
>he actually did it the absolute madman!
>okay fair game. Im your gf from now on.
>still be a controling cunt throughout the relationship
>don't reply to his messages for hours
>call him an idiot every time he says something stupid
>he finds out about that frenchfag from before
>gets mad and calls me a cheater.
>fuck you, you always make me embarrassed and dont respect me at all!
>he apologizes.
>yeah thats better. you better be sorry.
>decide to cuck him also with his brother for his punishment.
>he stops pleading for my response when I'm off for a very long time.
>oh so you're getting over me huh? no you fucking arent
>say I love him so much and always respond to his messages from now on
>month later I reveal I'm not interested in him anymore
>reveal I've been cucking him with his brother
>shamefurr dispray.
>Hiren Parmar decides to become An Hiren.
...why were you reporting them if you're not actually a 14yr old girl? You know most police stations will actually berate you for false flagging because now they have nothing to move on
>>29900895
>girl is angry I added so many strangers again
>I'm sorry sissy! I didn't mean to.
>advises me to block everyone fucking immediately
>no it's okay sis I can take care of myself!
>she has to study for exams now a lot and cannot watch me over.
>good luck sis! don't worry about me!
>I'll stay safe!
>flirted with a bunch of pedos
>shitposted about suicide and drugs
>made a guy attempt suicide.
>oh whoops.
>>29900929
>ok it's time to reveal my power level to that frenchfag >>29900864
>decide to do all the preparations
>act all retarded from "omg dis is gunna b so ebin!!! xD"
>french fag doesn't understand what's happening
>asks me what the fuck is going on
>he asks me if ive been drinking something
>recall my first shitpost from last post "hey anyone has drugs?"
>say yes I've been drinking and I've been taking drugs
>he asks "why?? what happened?"
>recall my last shitpost "I'm missing a friend right now"
>say my friend just committed suicide and i've been drinking.
>shit. what am I doing?
>I'm supposed to be revealing my power level to this guy!
>frenchfag though says he doesn't know what to say to this.
>he says he is going to pray for me and my friend to Allah
>french fag
>muslim
>oh shit
>he says I have to convert to Islam for my friend.
>oh fuck
>wait.. recall I said I am from serbia
>[kebab removal intensifies]
>say my family despises muslims and I'm not very fond of them either
>say it's either islam or me. pick one.
>"but bb u dont understand!! islam is 1 true religion"
>*click*
>[kebab removed from premises]
>>29900958
>this guy is a Christian pastor
>constantly talks about God
>further more his caps lock is on at all times
>he always calls me "sister" when refering to me
>decide to roll with it and call him "brother"
>one day he comes to me and says he's in a bad situation
>he can't pay his rent and is about to get kicked out
>what the...
>he asks if i can help him
>i'm a 15 year old girl what the hell can I do?
>oh shit. I know what I can do.
>make 1 like = 1 prayer on facebook
>niggers in africa get water this way
>surely this guy can get his mortage back
>guy can't thank me enough for it
>>29900970
>this guy is almost double my age (28)
>he learns that I'm 15 and starts calling me a 'kid' in jest
>mention I did good in math class recently
>he asks for math lessons because he failed so many times at math for job application.
>wut.
>but what could a 15 year old girl teach you??
>give this degenerate free math lessons every week.
>>29900991
>this guy is constantly looking for my pictures
>joke that FedEx will deliver my pics to him soon
>he doesn't get the joke and sends me his address
>...
>guy literally thinks I'm gonna send him my nudes via FedEx!
>he also wants to give me money to pay the shipping fees
>lol okay
>wants to pay me in cash because doesn't have either paypal or bitmemes
>i don't want his shitty rupee pupees
>mad i could get neetbux from this guy
>post his phone number anytime anyone asks me for my number
>"bb dis ur dad on phone?"
>every time
>>29901007
>this guy insists i talk to him
>decide to have some lulz
>send a fake Brighton nude
>omg omg omg pls delete this!! pls ;_; sry
>he'll probably now force me to do whatever otherwise he'll send my pic to my friends
>he asks me NEVER to have sex with my bf
>yes, yes! make me be your bitch now!
>he asks if "anyone I know" can be his girlfirend.
>lol wat.
>"Please any one"
>get a load of this guy
>ok agree to meet him with my friend, but fail do it
>disappointed so he decides to try his luck on me instead
>I refuse him though
>he becomes an heroThis one is on of you /r9k/ i fucking swear.
>>29901041
>this guy is asking me for pictures of my vagina and breasts every single day
>kept dodging it for days
>realize I'm beating about the bush
>i don't even care anymore
>post memes instead everytime he asks me for pictures
>told him to find my pictures on 4chan several times (inb4 muh rule 1 and 2)
>guy still doesn't get it
>he is literally a plant asking for titties
>hmmm. so what happens if I give him titties?
>fetch a few from pics you shouldn't share
>post 'em
>he asks for moar
>oh so that's what happens!
>unfortunately i don't have any moar
>guy is still asking for moar titties and vagina to this day
>>29900642
I wish OP was an actual girl, that kind of dedication makes 10/10 waifu material
>guy sends likes every day until I like it
>one day he posts some hot pussy
>attempt to ask him for sauce
>retard believes I'm about to post my pics but thinks I'm afraid he'll share my pics to my friends
>it's hopeless
>give up
>guy starts sending likes again
>guy begs me to respond
>sometimes for 12h straight and even while I'm offline
This has been going on for months
>this guy just keeps asking me for naked pictures of me
>find out he has a family and a son
>he is very defensive about his wife's son whenever I mention him
>oh so that's how it works.
>you defend your wife's son but not me, even though I'm a kid too.
>instead you want naked pics of me a 15 year old girl!
>decide to turn the tables around
>keep asking him for pictures of his wife's son
>he is visibly upset every time I do it
>can't take it anymore
>blocks me
>this guy keeps asking me for naked pictures
>so does everyone else nigga wait in line
>he suddenly starts dumping a whole album of pizza
>oh shit nigger what the fuck do you think you're doing???
>holy fucking shit
>unfortunately i've already established i am unable to send a party v&
>and if i report him to facebook i'll get b& as well
>decide to stay on safe ground for now
>inquire him about each picture without blowing my cover to be sure
>he readily answers and is eager to add me in his album
>never respond again
dude, what % of your life have you dedicated to this, holy shit famulam, this is pretty obsessive, you sure you are not a trans-loli?
>>29901181
>this guy immediatelly starts a conversation by posting gifs of boys aged 6 mutaliting their cocks with a knife.
>great. another pizza poster.
>not only do i have to review at least 15 curry dicks every day
>i now have to put up with this shit too
>I'll do what I did with the last guy
>ask him for the sauce for first gif
>he reposts the same exact gifs and in the same order again
>wtf
>this guy is unpredictable
>I'll just keep an eye on him from now on
>remain silent
>wait a sec?
>did I just ask sauce for CP?
>oh shit i did. oh my fucking god how could I be THIS retarded, fuck!
>notice this guy has the same last name as the girl that loves me like a sister
>maybe it's her brother.. but i thought my dear sister doesn't have any siblings!
>decide to talk to him and find out
>turns out not to be true.
>guy starts advancing in having a sex chat with me.
>i didn't ask for this.jpg
>stand my ground
>he gets annoyed eventually
>calls such pure girls like me..."shitty"...
>okay
You got a hearty laugh out of me OP
Keep doing god's work
>this guy starts talking to me but calls me a fake id.
>lmao, I was waiting for this day.
>he urges me to post a selfie right now!
>wait 2min to make it look like I'm taking a picture
>post Brighton's selfie from who knows when.
>"Ok I believe you."
>gg ez, time to tame this pedo back into his cage.
>realize can't waste too much time on this guy I already got several dozen pedos already that require attention
>I don't want to drop this guy completely
>develop some romance watching I don't go too far
>now I can spend 15min a day with this guy completely refresh our relationship every 4days or so.
>realize my schedule is getting more intricate
>I have too many pedos I have to fit in my regular NEET day.
>I need to maintain quality and credibility of so many convos.
>no moar ad hoc lulz for my catfishing has reached industrial level
>this guy is deluded he is some kind of prince
>I throw some banter on him
>guy gets mad
>he literally believes he is a prince
>wat the fug
>>29901277
I found some more of these "princes". What is with India and people pretending they are princes?
>walk down a designated shitting street
>see this
>"I love with cricket cricket but cricket is my life"
wat do?
>guy wants to fuck bitches and get the money by pretending bitches fuck him instead.
>this guy starts talking to me but doesn't believe I'm a girl immediatelly
>I compliment his english though but he insults me
>he insists I change my profile pic or post a new one.
>change the picture where Brighton makes her cute selfie
>wew, that convinced him.
>we become friends and I become his english penpal for a while.
>he gets overly nosy again.
>he asks me for pictures of all kinds of poses.
>luckly I find Brighton's youtube channel where I can extract most of these.
>he's getting suspicious why I take so much time to respond
>I say I'm a little busy and talking to other people too ^ _ ^ sry!
>he asks for my selfe + timestamp.
>thought I could pull "I don't have a camera" card but I already posted pictures.
>checkm8 gg wp.
>tell him everything and congratulate him for uncovering me
>getting caught wasn't part of my plan though
>[damage control]
>block him immediatelyThis was the calm before storm guys. Prepare yourselves.
>same day evening i enter facebook again
>i got over 673 friend requests
>ohmyshekels.png
>start confirming all of them
>getting even more requests every second
>my fucking god.
>pretty much over 115 requests every hour
>new "Hy" appears every time I click a "Confirm"
>I'm blasted by the wave of designated indian shit
>realize I'm going to hit 4000 friends at this rate though
>decide to click "Confirm" day and night until I do this
>changing my profile picture to the cutest Brighton before created a gigantic influx of pedos
>*10pm next day*
>...i did it!
>i was clicking "Confirms" for 23h straight.
>now i literally have 10x the friends i had before: 400 to 4k.
Pic related a reminescent from this glorious moment
>>29901360
>so this is it.
>this is how women feel like.
>this is how jews feel like.
>this is how it feels like being on top.
>over 4000 indian pedos surrounding just 1 girl: that girl is me
>I have personal army of 4k paedos
>I need my empire to last.
>sign up to any social media I can think of: tumblr, instagram, kik, snapchat, whatsapp, skype, 4chan, reddit, 9gag.
>share all my social media on facebook explicitly with the 50 pedos I had for a long time
>gg no re I am immortal now.
>Mark Zuckerberg himself can descend to b& me now
>much lulz were had with 400 pedos
>time to see what I can do with 4k.
SEASON ONE: COMPLETED
TO BE CONTINUED.BUT THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!
TRAILER I
>guy from dubai
>I turned off voice calls long ago
>when my pedos yearned for pictures I had providen however.
>now when my pedos want voice calls I must act once again!
>go ask /g/ for any software so I can sound girly.
>they suggest I actually turn trans... yeah right, fuck you /g/!
>one anon suggest "morphvox"
>proprietary but just werks.
>alright
>start talking with Dubai guy.
>blame low quality on distance
>play my autism off as "I'm so shy :p"
>he enjoys talking to me
>wants to support me however he can financially.
>wow that is so kind of you. thanks!
>later I come up with amazon links.
>"Can you buy this for me, plssss?"
>ok
>smug pepe.png
>mfw I'm getting free shit from Dubai
>over 100 speech bubbles pop up every time I log in.
>I cannot talk to them all.
>don't want my pedos to get mad and unfriend me.
>I need a compelling excuse.
>the school is ending and there are prolly lots of tests
>I post that I gotta study A LOT this month and I can't talk.
>anyone angry before supports my decision and everyone hopes I get good grades.
>yeah thanks for understanding, everyone! ^ _ ^
>wew that will keep them for a while.
2 weeks later.
>this guy messages me asking how I did on tests
>ummm.. uh.. oh..
>hmmm I'm still up about maths but I finished english!
>with straight A's of course... I'm such an nerd gurl lmao :P hehehehe
>man congratulates me wants to give me a gift for being such a good student.
>omg are u serious??
>he wants to buy me a new phone and send it to my address
>gives me a choice between smartphone or new clothes
>um, I choose the phone.
So remember kids, do your homework and study because it pays off!Yeah catfishing works too!
>this fuck wants my nudes and a sex chat
>no i'm not doing that
>fuck off
>threatens to rape the shit out of me if I don't
>calls me a bitch all the time
>lmao you are shitting the streets of Delhi and I am far away from you in London.
>what can you possibly do to me fucker?
*2 months later*
>he messages me again asking for sex
>oh long time no see! get lost.
>he says he is London and I shall meet him in his hotel
>oh shit.
>he traveled to London to have sex with me, fuck.
>tells me to accept his voice call now.
>he mutters that if I don't meet him he is going to kidnap and molest my little sister.
>my sissy is 11 years old btw.
>I always say I have a sis that age when people ask me about my family. hmmmm, but how does he know that though?
>he obviously talked to people I already talked to, to get my info.
>and he wanted to talk with me over voice call so there'd be no logs and no evidence.
>ayy lmao you doxed my little fake persona.
>but somehow didn't bother to do a google search.
>ok gg wp, you showed me!
>act extremely terrified and promise I will meet him but just don't harm my dear sister!
>I have less than 6 days now to meet this guy before my virtual imouto is kill.
This guy is the scariest one yet. But I actually got several ones like these. I didn't believe they were willing to travel so far to meet an underage girl but apparentlythey definitely areso I'm going to send them all to my place from now on. I really want to meet one of these fags irl and see what they gotta say.
OP IS A FAGGOT AND LOVES COCK
You know the drill. /r9k/
This is your chance to talk to indian pedophiles.
super saiyan
>>29900819
>are you designated
fucking kek
Should start a FB group called Indian Pedos or something and post these logs + all their info.
>>29901591
Are you still here? Original
>>29902052
Yes.
t. OP
originale
>>29902088 (Checked)
Did you give up on attempting to report them?
>nation of over a billion people
>at least 1/100 men are pedophiles
You've got a long list to go through
>>29902113
Yes not a single pedo was hurt in the process. :^)
>>29902143
Except maybe these two
>>29900895
>>29901041
>>29902143
But why? If I were you I would have the most fun seeing them panic when you report them, and try telling families again, surely they won't ALL defend them? Just one moralfag family is enough to ruin the life of a pedo
>all pedos are non-whites
figures
What the fuck? Im so confused. Why are you doing this? What do you have to gain from this? Why are you proud of pretending to be an underage girl on fucking omegle? Are you aware that underage girls are often married off in India? Do you understand cultural diffetences?
>>29902318
Begone, Pajeet,
To the designated shitting street.
>>29900864
You faggot, i added someone from here on skype in one of those friend threads, that anon later told me shess serbian 14yo girl. I was ok with that because she seemed intelligent but she stopped responding after some time. Was it you?
>>29902170
>If I were you I would have the most fun seeing them panic when you report them and try telling families
I was doing this at the beginning but it turned out most family members would defend them and block me.
>surely they won't ALL defend them?
Yea but try spending weeks pretending to suck someone's cock just to see people defend the guy and shit on you instead, before they all block you.
So one time this one guy got so butthurt about pedos he did all this, the thread
>>29902410
But as I said, you only need one (1) family to be reasonable and you could ruin a pedo's life forever, maybe even get him a criminal record and he couldn't get a job, etc
You have an army of pajeets OP.
you can destabilize a cities sewer system with that type of power.
Seriously,why the fuck are you doing this?Also don't you know,your life could be ruined this way?Someone could actually try and kill you.I do hope you don't actually live in London.
>>29902521
Begone Pajeet!
Go to the designated shitting street!
>you will never be this autistic
OP is a fucking embarassment
you should have reported those guys, why not deal a little justice?
>>29902454
I lost the incentive for it after trying three times and failing which I spent 4 whole weeks for.
>>29902549
I actually support what you're doing anon,no need to be an asshole.I love your little social experiment.
>>29902556
t. didn't read anything but the op
how much stuff have you gotten from this shit? It's truly amazing
>>29902008
Do eeiiit
>>29902634
Go back to tumblr and never come back
>>29902555
How does it feel that at a press of a button I can summon 5000 pajeets to shit on you and the whole /r9k/ in general?
Nice trips tho.
2/10 did not expect indians not to be pedos
Now this is a hobby!
10/10 thread OP, you're singlehandedly raising the quality of this board and 4chan.
bravo
>>29900642
You need to come up with a way to really totally monetize this you can't let this resource go to waste
>>29902931
Too bad rupees aren't worth shit, otherwise me might be able to make bank.
>>29902931
>>29902955
OP become one of those humiliation fetish bitches on twitter who charge dudes for racey pictures and just insult them
>>29901110
ElectroBOOM is that you??
>>29901110
toppest of keks
why don't they at least harass people who speak their language?
You're sending them your own address now?
They are going to come over as a mob and lynch your ass.
>use catfish to rally an army of indians
>promise them bigg,,,tiddy sukc. and hot boObie l ady,,, as rewards if they die in glorious battle
>get hundreds of thousands of indian men
>invade florida
>invade falklands
>invade vietnam
>invade bonnyrigg, Scotland and/or bonnyrigg, Australia
Now that you have the 4 most powerful places in the world under your control and a massive army of horny street shitting pajeets you can take over the world
Time to get comfy and read all of this.
>>29903594
also, appreciate you OP for posting this.
So what the fuck is the point of this if you're not even able to do anything about these pedos? What a god damn waste of time.
>>29903619
OP mentioned he is getting free shit from Amazon.
This looks like a good thread, see you guys in 30 minutes while i read this all
I've experimented with catfishing pedos before, but never before have I so much as dreamed of doing something of such magnificent caliber. Godspeed, OP. Keep us updated with your exploits.
>>29901134
>those moonrunes on his shirt
that explains it, he must be autistic.
>>29901151
double cuck
