>Patient comes into the surgery
>Well aware the surgery is about to close
>Starts listing off a load of trivial symptoms
>Is frustrated when told that the surgery is closing for today
>Wants me to give him an appointment first thing tomorrow morning
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
>>29899372
Harold has given enough lethal doses of morphine for one day and he needs some rest now
please never stop
you make my day every day
>going at closing time
He got what he deserved
>patients that demand you give them their script even though they should still have a couple of weeks left
>they want it over the phone
>always for painkillers or anti-anxiety meds
I wish I had lethal doses of morphine for this.
>"I'm sorry, I'd have to ask the doctor and they're with a patient right now."
>"Can't you just ask them?"
>"I can when the patient is finished, bu-"
>"I NEED IT NOW I'M ALL OUT I GOTTA GO JOBCENTRE BLARAGARGRFDGTDR I'M COMING DOWN THERE"
>boss was nearby, asked what happened
>explained, said I handled it well
>email comes around later that day, pt came to the other practice and raised hell, the police were called
>boss compliments me specifically in the email
>mfw
>>29900323
>tfw when I also work in a pharmacy
Everytime I give a patient morphine I think of this meme
>>29899372
I like the idea of drop in surgery though.
What the hell? There's two Shipman threads.
>>29899372
>Anon comes into the thread
>Asks for dubs
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
