No normies with normie haircuts allowed.
>tfw got shitty haircut now i look like a jarhead with spiky hair ontop
i guess it's time for hats
not a nomie just a chad hair cut
>>29898711
>tfw haven't had a haircut in five years
I don't think I qualify.
Take away the top bun and you have the same hair as Borat.
It originally used to be long
Guess the gender
>>29899673
Obviously an ugly ass guy
>>29899690
Damn you're good anon
>>29899673
>gender: uggo
Roboto hair for balding stealth incoming
>tfw you've had the same autism hair since age 7
>>29899779
you have good facial features
I honestly don't know how to comb them, I'm trying to let them grow, but the problem remains
>>29898980
>not a normie
>just a chad
I don't think that works anon
>>29899875
im robotic as fuck with no friends i just have this chad hair cut
>>29899928
>robotic as fuck
JUST GTFO MY BOARD FAILED NORMIE
RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE
>>29898980
I have the exact same haircut. I always get mistaken for a normie until I open my mouth.
>>29900002
okay prove ur a robot u auzie shitposter
>>29900102
>ur
Yes, you're definitely stupid dumb, normalfag scum.
Just leave this website.
>>29900172
>cant even prove hes a robot
4+ years without having to make smalltalk with the person cutting my hair.
>>29900337
Sometimes I wonder why no one wants to smalltalk with me when I go cutting them but they always do it with anyone else
It makes me really feel sad
>>29900337
What have I got, another 2 years to catch up?
>>29898980
damon?
>>29900337
Your hair is so beautiful anon
>>29900337
Thats some glorious fucking hair mate
>>29900337
>tfw guy with curly hair so i have to put in twice as much effort to make my hair look half as nice
REEEEE
>>29900337
rate my hair brooos
>>29899673
Male as well, have hair that's as long as yours, but blown back and wavier.
Don't even know if i should let it grow any further or not, i feel like it doesn't look good at all. And i haven't washed it in like a week, so it's even worse.
>>29900389
Sounds about right. At some point it doesn't seem to get any longer, though.
>>29900438
>long unwashed hair
No idea in the slightest what I'm going for.
>>29900499
It's okay, it mostly smells of alcohol and tobacco smoke, like the rest of my body.
Why should i even was it if i don't get out of the house?
>>29900527
I like coming to this board because it makes me feel like a normie even though im 20 jobless, carless, and only have 1 friend that treats me like shit
>>29900552
Sorry, but you're not. I took two weeks off, work as a night guard ,know about six people i could consider as friends and broke up with my gf less than three months ago. Not showering for an extended period of time while not having any kind of social interaction doesn't make me "abnormal".
>>29900389
You have a Chad jaw.
>>29900777
No, he looks like he's Crimson Chin.
>>29898980
what's the name of that haircut, i want that
>>29899673
>>29900337
>>29900389
Nice hair, my dudes. I'd post my mane too, but I'm on mobile and there are no apps I know of that let you block out your face.
>>29900807
not swole
>>29900812
The wave.
>>29900851
How do you know, my original not friend?
>>29900891
cus i swear i wasnt last time i looked in the mirror ;p
>>29900828
Autodesk sketchbook is nice on android
it's expensive so get the apk
>>29900828
Maybe you should try the "Search" section on the App Store.
>having hair
>a robot
lmao you normies never cease to amaze me
if you don't have a buzzcut/bald you can't call yourself a robot
>>29901174
Chavs all have buzzcuts or no hair, what's your point?
>>29901191
chavs are scum, not normies
My hair pretty much screams normie. Also, my hair is already dark as fuck, so I thought I might as well go all the way and dye it black, what do you think?
>>29901308
You'd probably make a good trap.
>>29901308
Looks nice, you look like a greaser. Something about the picture tells me you're really young. Also, try to fix your acne. You'd look rlly gud w/o it.
>>29901377
I thought so too. If I look in a mirror, I can always imagine my face as if I were a roastie.
I have given up.
Originalino
>>29901398
How would you get rid of acne?
BIG
CURLY
NEETS
>>29900812
google hitler jugend haircut
Get on my level faggots commento originales
>>29900090
If the shoe fits normie scum
Edgy robot porcupine
>>29901174
>If ur not liek me ur not a robot!!!! xDDDDDD
Fuck off with this oppression olympics bullshit.
>>29898711
no faces allowed
this is a good robot thread
>>29900337
beautiful keep iit up friend
men with long hair are a diamond a dozen
>>29899474
are you aware you have a neckbeard?
>>29900828
There's lots of photo editors, just scribble on your face
My hair is almost all my pride
>>29900337
I don't know why, but you remind me of my old world history teacher
I haven't showered for two and a half days, so it's pretty greasy desu
>>29898711
Dark hair and pale skin is aesthetic.
>>29898980
It's like a shorter johnny bravo.
>>29899474
At least you have a decebt hairline
>>29899673
Sex - male
gender - idfk
>>29899779
You've got hair like the ninth doctor.
>>29899859
Bedhead is in.
>>29900337
Them lucious locks
>>29900389
At least it still grows
>>29900436
Hair/10
>>29900526
Idk either but it looks neat
>>29901059
Beautiful
>>29901308
It's so pretty i wanna touch it
>>29901458
It's so fluffy!
>>29901727
But is it absorbant?
>>29901832
Noice
>>29902936
I think the jew fro is underrated.
>>29903135
Lol pride... because it looks like a mane.
>>29900812
a quiff
didn't bother to pick it out today.
You guys have some short hair.
I haven't cut mine in years.
>>29901727
What did you say, punk?
>>29902936
>>29903924
My frobros.
I need a better phone.
>>29899779
is your name josh? you look familiar
>>29899779
with hair like that you could be the next james holmes. consider it.
>>29903981
God-tier curls, but you gotta cut that shit. You have the hair of a 5 year old mulatto girl. It looks cute on them but not on you.
i cant even find my hair
Woke up one hour ago, I don't even care anymore.
tfw shit tier frizzy jewfro curls
>>29904955
>I don't even care anymore.
True robot
>>29904955
You're balding, I'm sure you wouldn't care
>>29904902
Funny. The only compliments I ever get are about my hair and how it looks good on me.
I trust I look okay with it when not blurred.
Elliot Rodger = divine being!
Just fell for the buzz meem
>>29905506
looks good dude
not gonna bother blanking out my face, man
anyway try to call me a normie. I don't even have enough hair to look like a fuccboi.
>>29905704
that's a quality beard. seriously though grow your hair out and get the fuccboi cut and you'll be drowning in pussy.
>>29905704
facial features of the most normal person alive, seriously shave your head and keep the beard you would look greater
I'm happy with my hair and the way it grows.
Not the style or length its at now, though.Predicting someone I know will see this
>>29905748
not shave but buzz cut fuck
>>29905754
Fuck, forgot the image.
Oregano
>>29905748
shave your head and grow a beard meme
What is this "haircut" you speak of?
>>29905890
I meant a buzz cut and beard, seriously you're telling me that dude wouldn't look great with that style? Look at the brow and adonis jawline
>>29904999
>>29905014
That'sliterallyChristian Weston Chandler.
possibly hard to see because dark hair. I cut it myself because i am too afraid to go to a barber. when i don't cut it myself, my mother cuts it.
>thin hair
>doesn't grow long
>just turns into a mushroom top
There not much more I can do with it but this
>>29906055
No it isn't. Chris's hair is much less dark and wiry
>>29905772
your hair looks like my sister's hair. Only cleaner.
Blackout is for your protection not mine
>>29904990
i just scrolled over your face trying to see the spoiler
>>29906189
Thanks, I think?
I mean, at least its cleaner
The ol' summer shave. Every summer since I was a babby.
>>29906227
If you have a fucking beard under the blackout kys
>>229906245
My sister's literally the filthiest neet i have ever met idk why she's not a regular contributor here
>>29906326
i don't my genetics are too week because of mongrol blood
>>29906360
your hair is the most basic still so idk fix it bud
>>29906501
that's the point, I just want to fit in, makes life a lot easier
I really need a haircut.
>>29906629
please gain some self esteem.
>>29906660
are you going to replace erika now?
>>29906660
pls be gf
>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>29906660
just wanted you to know that now I'm feeling the no gf blues, so thanks a lot
>>29906660
You shouldn't part it, but no way dude, that long hair is sex. I want to lace my fingers through it, grab up a big fat handful and pull you against me while I forcefully inseminate you.
>>29900436
JUSTseriously wtf is going on with your eyes
fuck your memes
https://discord.gg/BRV7F7h
try to fuck over my discord I DARE YOU
>>29906709
Who is Erika?
>>29906712
>>29906713
I'm sorry
>>29906725
Thank you
>>29906771
the top one. even though you're not blonde. she's kinda like pizza but no benis
>they're on /r9k/
>pretending to be robots
>literally everyone has hair
o-okay..get the fuck out of my r9k you normie shits who do not even have to go through social stigmatization at the age of 19 because of full on horseshoe.
>>29906862I think the bottom one is cuter.
>>29906871
My hair fell out in clumps in 2015, I had a few bald spots and it was a nightmare. They've grown back, but you have my fucking sympathy. No one should have to lose their hair.
>>29906871
I'll have a horseshoe before I have a college degree, anon
>>29906897
>I think the bottom one is cuter.
ew that's a boy
>>29906871
Since when did being a bald fuck have anything to do with being a robot? You can have magnificent hair and still be a shut in loser you know. That's why I shave mine off. No point in having it get long and beautiful. Nobody's gonna see it anyway.
Tell you what anon, next time my wonderous locks get shoulder length I will shave them off and mail them to you so you can get a wig.
>>29900812
Just save the picture on your phone and show your barber cause not everyone will know what you're talking aboit. It's called a backwards undercut.
Just buzz it every few months but when it's at this stage chicks seem to love me more than usual, I mean besides the fact that I get worshipped no matter what I do...shit Johnny your life turnin into some 4chan copy pasta. I mean my name is John and I do hate every single one of you. Why should I respect anything born weaker than me? Especially this board.
Oh btw I'm at the peak of my life and I just started a massive growth spurt which probably just means I'm gonna round out now as a mega thundercock alpha bull. Step back pussies, men like me take everything from the weak like you. Johnny D was here
>>29906983
I'm bisexual, IDGAF
>>29907081
Im not sure if I kind like this unique post or I wish stage 4 cancer on your entire fucking family you stupid dumb piece of fucking shit
>>29907155
Haha nice dubs but step back. If you said that to me IRL you would first of all pass out from the adrenaline rush of even trying to stand up to me, but then I'd just choke you out and bury your pathetic seed forever in the ground.
P.S. Lol one of my buddies from college. They all call me captain America, Cap usually...
>>29907081
Even if this is bait I hope you get disfigured in a car fire.
>>29907237
>image.jpg
>mobileposting
Its the most elaborate troll ever, applauded
it took me a few hours online research and rehearsing it in the mirror to decide what i would say to the barber
i said it once and it worked and now i go for the exact same haircut every few months and have been for months
>>29904283
gross. get a haircut.
>>29904283
Reggie?
blxolboxlxxbolblxbo
>tfw ignore...again
Shouldn't surprise me desu
>>29907342
Which one was yours?
this question is original fuck the robot blox
>>29901832
> accidentally leaving your eyelashes uncensored
> accidentally showing cleavage
Why are you here?
I didn't put a lot of effort into it today.
>>29901832
Trashy emo/goth/hipster girls are a turn on for me, nice cleavage by the way.
Let me guess, you're a lesbian? Or some SJW Tumblr user, either way I'd fuck you because I have low standards and don't care anymore.
>>29906105
qt3.14 but those uneven bangs tho
>>29898711
I haven't had a haircut in 4 years
>>29907363
Heart-anon. I guess I'm just too generic
>>29906115
>>29907483
No one commented because there's no hair to comment on senpai. You have the safest possible haircut for a male.
>>29907515
Thanks senpai. That don't know why but actually made me feel good. I cut my own hair.
>>29907481
Why are you so mad lolis it cause you're balding
>>29907431
if i wasn't too scared to let someone cut my bangs I'd do it. I hate having to sit in the big chair and put on the cape and then have a man (or lady) talk to you all in your face while scrutinizing your looks and rubbing your scalp.
>>29898717
>>29898717
??? Very original prank
>>29907547
What makes you think I'm mad?
>>29898711
guess gender
(super original commentary)
>>29907585
You just are lmao, get a grip friendo
>>29906862
eliza > erika
erika added me once and wanted to call till she fell asleep so I just muted skype and played vidya
>>29900337
holy c.... , can you tell me how you cut it to keep it in check and nice like that !!!
(i had long hair but i fucked it up bigtime , so i had to buzz cut it all off.)
----
give me your PRECISE APROACH , please.
Online no one knows you're a dog, no one.
blox
>>29907639
Obviously a guy, just because a guy has long hair doesn't mean it's hard to tell he's a guy. A woman's face looks slightly different from a man's face, you can also look at general skin complexion, forehead size, shape of the chin/jaw, etc.
You're a guy, you have more a masculine face, at least from the bits of it I can see.
>>29907639
>>29907696
femboy/twink, possibly mtf
>>29907721
male, this is a week old I haven't shaved so I have some facial hair now. I do look kinda fem even with some facial hair
>>29906660
Does your hair smell nice, anon?
I bet it smells nice>tfw no gf
my hair is still kinda wet
>>29907889
That's not the only thing that is still "kinda wet"
>>29907889I'm gonna give a (You) to you because girls get (You)s and I don't
>>29907889
>Delicate features
May I ask, why are you here? I really don't understand why somebody with such potential waste time on 4chan.
>>29907840
It smells likelavender, chamomile and ylang ylang, which imo is pretty nice.
>>29907934
Which one did you post?
>>29907889
Inb4 a million replies
>>29907946
>You'regoddamnright.jpeg
>>29907430
Naw, just got too fucked up one day and went and had my long hair cut off into a mohawk:) Don't have to do anything to really style it or take care of it and since I'm lazy as fuck I appreciate that
Here's my haircut
Do your worst
>>29907390
>accidentally
Please faggot....I'm just too lazy to be giving half a fuck of what all is in a picture, as long as I'm not identifiable by face I'm not trying to crop shit or whatever
>>29908007
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
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blix
>>29907937
I'm lazy and don't have a lot of friends, discovered /mu/ and went from there I guess
The hitler youth meme style cut looks retarded if you don't have model tier facial features
>>29908007
Ciao Carbotta
man looks like a girl innit
>>29907940
I already got a (You) from this post so I'm good
>>29908073
Not gonna lie you'd make a great trap if you tried getting on hormone therapy, you already do look pretty feminine, at least in the face area and the long hair makes you look even more feminine.
>>29908047
idungeddit
I'm not up to date with the newest memes
Here's me with the fuckboi bun
>>29908007
>chest tattoo
>memecut
I bet you fuck a lot of dumb hipster sluts.
>>29908108
I would ravage that boipucci
>>29908103
It's not for me mate
>>29907889
hi do you live in london perchance :)
>>29907889
back to /soc/ with you, semen demon. you don't belong here.
is long fringe autistic without very short sides?
>>29908209
not inherently, but the fact that you're posting here changes the answer to your question to a yes.
>>29908179
no I don't, sorry. I live in the US.
>>29907481
Dude when's your next Death Metal Album coming out? What's the name?
SUFFERING LOCKS
UNLUCKY HORSESHOE
FISTFUL OF FATAL FOLLICLES
It's grown out a little but it's still similar
343553553rfv
>>29908418
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9OesoTewgs
>>29907889
post more plis
>>29907889
Is your name Annie or something
you look like a girl I know
Quickest form of censorship I could think of. Idk why even censor tho.
We're senpai after all
>>29906227
>>29898980
>>29908007
>>29907285
>>29908499
if you are robots, why do you try to get the normie looks? Why do you try to blend in so much?
>>29900438
grow it long, but wash it regularly.
>>29908732
ofcourse a tripfag would be a balding fagget
>>29900389
Eric Draven-esque
>>29908679
my name is Chloe lol
>>29907657
how are you guys not terrified of skyping with people? Or whatever where they can see you? I can't even skype with my friends. Even back when I was younger there was this group of people in my class and they talked a lot and had this Skype sessions where they talked together. They invited my like 3 times and I always had some excuse not to join until they stopped asking and were somehow a close group for quite some time and excluded me from all common events like going to the novies and shit. Talking to a stramger where they can see my face is a nightmare and I am not even that autistic and have some contact with people and friends and "live" cinverdations aren't close to how afraid I am of phone calls and skype especially.
>>29907285
what do you say I want to cop that hair for myself
>>29908858
My receding hairline is 100% genetic
I'm 20 and not really balding
It was like this since I was born
I'll go full shaven head by the age of 30 for sure though.
JPEG the strongest
>>29906265
Someone please rate me. ;_;
>>29909257
THICK as fuck. I wanna scrape my fingers through it and molest your scalp for some reason.
>>29909383
I'd be your friend, friend. Looking good.
>>29907676
I shampoo and condition with the cheapest brand every day, and I comb it after nightly showers and in the morning. I put it in a ponytail to sleep. I don't trim it or anything, but the ends are rather split. They've been split for a long time, but they haven't gotten any worse.
>>29899690
>>29900438
>>29900828
>>29903526
Jokes on you guys, I'm just a masculine girl ;-;
>>29909257
I like your baggy robo style
>>29909257
you look like my ex
>>29909847
>>29899728
Which one is it, huh?
>>29909257
Jeanne
>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>29909909
I was autistically joking, I am actually a girl
>>29909965
post face pls
i want to see
I think my haircut is fine, but i could be wrong i suppose
>>29908772
I don't want to be a robot
>>29900526
Hi, Paul! Nice cut
>>29910146
I like how that's an original comment
>>29903981
you posted this on /i/
you need to work on your drawing mate
>>29909885
thank you
>>29909962
excuse me, what?
>>29908023
>girl acting edgy
gross
>>29911481
you're excused
>>29908023
bitch I've been acting edgy since before you even found 4chan
get the fuck out of here
>>29907305
I don't think it looks that bad in person but yeah I probably will right before next semester.
>>29907313
Nyet.
>>29908007
josh?
(original commentttttt)
>>29903135
Bru. I had hair like you extremely similar to yours except i live in a humid enviroment. Truth is everybody is laughing at you. Nobody except other weirdos like your hair.
>>29912215
I can guarantee I'm older than you kiddo
>>29911543
>a robot calling other people gross
Kek! My sides!
>That stupid motherfucker autist who shows up in every "face" thread and replies to every post with an unimportant rating and generic "critique"
>>29899474
Shave. Right now.
>>29914418
How old are you, faggot?
this derogatory comment is original
>>29914848
34 senpai, you???
>>29908209
convert to bowlcut for maximum autismo points
Hair is for the weak
> 2k16
> not growing long hair
> bitches love long hair
> see a got pussy nailed to my head
>>29917609
why do you have blood on your hand m8
>>29916212
my daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks
>>29905506
private pyle get off the chan
>tfw red hair, brown/black eyebrows, blonde beard
what went wrong?
Bleh
I look like a lion tbqh
>>29917609
wtf is on ur hand?? ur eyebrows are perfect tho
>>29899673
you guys dont seem to realize this could just be eggy with his hair swept over his face
Making a dumb face cause it was originally a snapchat I was making a joke in.
Please rate
>>29918810
I honestly can't tell your sex from this picture.
>>29919155
I'm pretty sure it's female, going by the horrible eyebrows.
>>29919082
Here is another pic (and extra words becaus eof the SHIT FILTER) cocccc
>>29919082
>>29919327
Rapist/10
>>29919474
ok I will just kill myself sry
>>29908260
California by chance?
me a couple months ago before I cut my hair, I miss it ;_;
>>29919569
me about a month ago
>>29919569
please take me back to the 90s with you
I used to be a skinhead ever since I was a kid and by age 30 I was sick of it, this is my hair now.
BTW this is super fucking hard to do behind your own back, props to women who can do this flawlessly.
Semi chad haircut i guess
>>29919776
pretty decent. Why are you on r9k even???
>>29904990
you look like iddubz w a jewfro
>>29919788
i'm a NEET
o r i g i n a l cumtent
>>29919810
post your face because I guarantee you it's 99% your autism you can't get a gf and only 1% your looks. If that helps.
>>29919776
where do you live anon pls
>>29919835
I rather not go full on camwhore
It's neither, I used to be a fat goth kid middle school and highschool. Got treated like a shit so much it redpilled me and drove me to the internet where I found this site.
>>29918810
ur eyebrows are cancerous, try to not do them so harshly at the beginning just start at the middle and fade it in
i would say my haircuts a 8/10
>>29919798
You look like you get your boipucci pounded occasionally
riginalo
