All those dumb wage keks with their shitty jobs
Don't they realize that all the smart people are on welfare?
Fucking retards
>>29898481
nah. The smart people are CEOs and business owners. The idiots are the wagekeks and the absolute hopeless losers are on welfare
>mommy still cooks their dindins
>Can't hold down a job
>Riddled with anxiety
>Doesn't wash properly
>No girl wants them
>Smart
Pfftthahah
>wagies will honestly try to argue that being told what to do for half your day is somehow better than doing whatever you like all the time
I don't know what the fuck is wrong with these guys. It's not even a choice. Spend your day doing things you don't like to do or spend your day doing things you like to do? Even a fucking coconut could figure out the correct answer.
>>29898509
>The smart people are CEOs and business owners.
shut the fuck up randroid lmao
how can you be this delusional
>>29898530
>how can you be so delusional as to think that the people doing the least work for the most money are the smart people
are you serious?
>>29898481
Thisreply will go unnoticed.
>>29898545
>how can you be so delusional as to think that the people doing the least work for the most money are the smart people
>he thinks those people are CEOs and business owners
try investors and shareholders
>>29898570
people rich enough to actually make money off investments and shares usually are business owners, CEOs and other mega rich
anyone "making" monkey off stocks/shares/trading alone is literally just gambling, retard
>>29898587
>business owners, CEOs and other mega rich
one of these things is not like the others
wagies btfo DAILY
time > money
t. NEET on AutismBux
how can wagies even compete with NEETs? I mean come on it's just not fair for them
>8 AM
>just about to go to sleep to be refreshed for the afternoon
>some wageslave woke up hours ago, tired and sad, just to make another man money
How do they live with themselves?
>>29898520
>implying a nutritious meal made with love won't help me live longer
>implying being a wagie is a good thing
>implying being absolutely baked all the time won't soothe my anxiousness
>implying 2D isn't objectivley better
Hmm, are you angered, wagie? Let's take a looks at your life, so we can truly assess who's the smartest:
>too tired to cook anything. orders fast food or starves to avoid gaining weight.
>works a boring, thankless job that will see him replaced by robots in the Nextel decade
>riddled with depression that he can do nothing about. day dreams about being an hero.
>too poor to afford much, because all his money goes towards supporting an ungrateful roastie
>>>Smart
???
>>29898570
No, only the investors who own large stakes in companies (>0.9%) own business. Those are the board of directors that actually apoint the CEOs of PUBLIC corporation. Most buisnesses are privately owned by their CEOs, you undereducated pleb. Just because you browse /bis/, watch Wolf of Wallstreet every weekend, and have your entire wagie life savings invested into the market ($10,000 at best), doesn't mean you're le smart investor.
>>29898671
They can all be the same thing, you idiot slave.
A business owner can be the CEO of his own mega succssful company that rakes in profit.
I applied for neetbux. Did I do the right thing, OP?
NEETs are delusional. Theyre poorer than retailcucks and fast foodcucks and waste all of their free time shitposting whilst eventually getting told by mummy to leave the house because she cant stand her failure of a son.
>>29898546
>thinking I wouldn't notice
>>29898481
You're clearly miserable though
>>29898481
T. Ignatious J. Reilly
>>29898545
soap_eater pls go
Given the option between dedicating 40+ hours a week (plus travel, preparation etc, so let's say 60+ hours a week) to earning money for Mr Shekelstein, or sleeping in every single day and being able to stay at home (or go out) and do whatever he wanted to do....
Who in their right mind would choose to work?
>>29899406
as opposed to wasting all your time in a kitchen getting acne and yelled at and having to work around retarded beaners??
>>29899406
It's winter in Australia at the moment so I'll definitely spend most of the morning in bed. Probably slowly get out of bed around 12PM, and soak in a nice warm bath for an hour or so. I'll get up and make myself some lunch (or possibly get some Subway), watch a few movies or TV episodes and before I know it Mummy will have dinner on the table for me. Then I'll stay up late (as I usually do) browsing the internet and go to bed around 3AM.
Problem, wagekek?
>tfw save all of my NEETbux
>tfw never have to pay for rent or food
>been doing this since age 18
>now 25
>have 70k in savings
WAGIES RUINED
R U I N E D
>>29899686
Because I did work for 5 years and now I'm Mr. shekelstein having the wagies give me money :^)
Also avoid taxes so none goes to you :^)
>>29899847
It's so funny how in denial wagies are about spending 50% of their day, five or more days a week, either at work, travelling to work, or getting ready for work. And they'll be doing this week in, week out, over and over until they're around 70 years old.
Well, I guess somebody needs to generate income to pay my NEETbux.
Thanks wagies!
>neets spend all day mastering music/art/literature/etc
Well let's see it? Surely you've created something?
>>29899940
Neets btfo apparently
>>29899940
I trip my balls off on acid and make cool, paper mache art that I sell on etsy. I don't make a lot, a thousand or so a month, but that doesn't mater since I'm doing something I actually enjoy.
Can you say the same about your stressful job, wagie?No.
>>29900157
Nay; on the contrary, it is the wageslaves who have been 'btfo'.
>>29898481
>implying I can get on welfare
I'm neither black not a single mother.
>>29898546
Never fear. I am here.
I would rather work a little bit than be literally retarded, tho.
>>29900237
https://www.reddit.com/r/classic4chan/comments/2pcadx/uncle_remus_guide_to_ssi_get_your_autismbux_here/
I'm a wageslave and I hate it. I mean, I'm currently only working for the summer to pay help pay for my university tuition, but I still can't stand it. None of my friends have jobs and they all sit around and play vidya all day.
>>29898481
Okay, this thread has convinced me. How can I get on welfare? I'm 20, in university, living with parents who make 25k a year.
>>29899847
What will you do once your parents die and kick you out?
>>29899686
>whatever he wanted to do
You mean, whatever limited things he could do due to not having money for even the most basic things.
>>29900554
Buy a cheap condo on the shit side of town and continue to live off the bux.
>>29898509
>The smart people are CEOs and business owners
They're not smart. They just got lucky being born to wealthy parents and have all the contacts to get to their positions. I don't care how smart you are, you're not getting anywhere without knowing the right people.
>>29899686
Who the fuck spends 20 hours preparing and driving to work every week?
>>29900570
haha typical wagecuck response, here's what the most basic things are:
>decency
>culture
>time to live
>freedom
>self-esteem
>food
>family
>health
all of them are free, capitalist friend
>>29901046
>people that work hard j-just got lucky!
>w-wealthy, haha, I could probably do it if I had some money!
This is the most millennial post I've seen on here. Absolutely disgusting.
>>29901412
If you think it will make you rich go right ahead and work your ass off your whole life for Mr. Shekelstein. Some of the hardest working people I've ever met were poor as fuck.
>>29901317
You must've never had a job. It takes me about an hour in the morning to shower and make breakfast before work. Then, it takes me about an hour to get to work, and yet another hour to get home from work. Then, I've gotta prepare my lunch for the next of work, which doesn't take an hour, but still, most of my free time revolves around getting ready for my job.
>>29901475
You can't just work hard and hope for success to hit you, holy shit.
You wouldn't throw a dart into an open field and hope for a target to magically appear at some point.
If you've worked your hardest all your life and you're poor, it's likely your fault for working hard in the wrong place.
>>29901481
Even so that is not 20 that is 15, if you weren't an aspie though you could cut that down like a normal person. Shit man even when I was working 5 days a week I think I spent 8 at most doing that kind of stuff.
>>29901348
>food
>free
>>29901348
care to explain how food is free friendo? if you don't get out there and make/hunt it yourself there is not much food if everyone is set to see these things as free. and huntin/farming is work, therefore its is not a NEET activity. :^)
>>29901597
How could I possibly cut that time any lower? Sure, I could shower faster or eat a more simple breakfast, which I often do. But, it still takes me an hour to get to work and an hour to get back home. I agree with you that 20 hours is excessive, but still, close to half of my day is spent doing stuff related to or at work. Then I gotta sleep eventually, so what does that really leave me with?
>>29898481
Do you know who else is on welfare?
Niggers.
I'd kill myself if I had to get up before midday and travel to work on a crowded train every day of the week.
Typical wagie life;
>Passengers have complained about not getting home from work in time to see their children, while others have claimed that unreliable services have cost them their jobs.
>Many protesters took to the megaphone to recall their experiences on board Southern trains, which included witnessing passengers having panic attacks because of the crowded conditions.
http://home.bt.com/news/news-extra/southern-rail-protest-commuters-vent-anger-at-southern-fail-after-341-trains-are-cut-11364073025714
As a 34 year old autistic woman who has never had a job reading the misery of wagecucks makes me feel all warm and tingly
>>29902091
>34 year old autistic woman
>woman
Hey-o, what are you doing here?
>>29902091
pls be in London, Reading or South-East Kent
>>29902091
I'm sure you, as a 34-year old autistic woman, are far more miserable than most normal people who have jobs and lives.
>>29901481
>hour in the morning to shower and make breakfast before work
You're slow. 20-30 minutes for me.
>an hour to get to work
WTF. That's shit. My trip to work takes 10 minutes.
>prepare my lunch for the next of work
What? You don't have restaurants where you work?
>>29899847
You get less NEETbux if you don't pay your parents rent so I doubt this is true.
no man. the smart people are the ones that found a loophole in the system and used it to make millions of dollars. the really smart ones are that got away with it and laws had to be made afterward.
>>29902027
OMG! DOKNO! I care about what people think about me, what their opinions on NEETs are, and I certainly don't want them to associate my life choices with those of *gasps* niggers'. I value my life and stranger's opinions. That's why, thanks to you telling me what people really think of me, I plan to spend my life neglecting my wants, my feelings, my health, and trying to appease others.
You, sir, have changed my entire philosophical view life! I mean, I've been told I'm worthless by normies even when I was a wageslave, but for them to tell me that AND think I'm a nigger? What was I thinking enjoying my life being a shut in! I need to get a job, lest people think I'm a nigger!Just yanking your tail, >>>/pol/lution
>>29902207
What are you on about, retard?
>>29901348
>decency
You're a nigger leeching on society.
>culture
Your culture consists of fapping to animu.
>time to live
What good is time if your life is empty?
>freedom
You will never be able to afford anything but life inside your cage.
>self-esteem
You have no self esteem, fat virgin.
>food
Isn't free. And one day your mom will die and you won't get tendies anymore.
>family
You never see them because you don't leave the basement.
>health
You weigh 300 pounds.
>>29902341
>MUH SOCITEY
My didn't ask to be born, checkmate.
My didn't ask to be forced into indentured servitude, working myself to death for an abstract concept with absolutely zero goals.
>>29902429
I didn't ask to be born either. But I don't curl up and whine about it. I took the best of the situation, and made a pretty comfy life for yourself. It's your choice that you want to be a nobody living in poverty.
I will now proceed to bump this particular topic
>>29899847
please, tell me how you get the bux, I need cant stand this working shit anymroe
>>29902429
if you're happy sitting on your ass getting paid a bare minimum by the governement to live off of thats you man. No reason to act like a jealous spas whenever other people mention life goals or having a job. If anything it sounds like you're the one with zero life goals and are salty other people have them
>>29902478
>I took the best of the situation, and made a pretty comfy life for yourself.
And that's exactly what I did for myself because my definition of success doesn't mean labouring for wages. Why do wageslaves conflate their idea of what constitutes success as the universal definition of success? Can't you understand that success is subjective, you cunt, can't you get that people have different ambitions and satisfaction thresholds?
I'm doing perfectly fine, by my standards, being a NEET. I don't want to be any one because everyone's life, our specie's life, this planet's life, is just a cosmic blink that will be forgotten no mater what. Why are you normies incapable of thinking in abstract? Why can't you look beyond your relatviely worthless, in the face of the universe at large, 70-80 years on this planet?
>>29902754
It's not fucking success when everyone can do it.
>>29902769
To me, it is. Again, you idiot, subjective. Everyone's decides what success is to them.
>>29902754
Everyone has different standards of happiness. Yours are pretty low, being a simple animal, you just need food and internet and you'll be happily living in your cage the rest of your life.
>>29902799
>be retarded social animal who derives enjoyment from social status and flirting
>i-it's people who have time to explore ideas that are the actual animals!
>>29902796
The word you are looking for is satisfied, not success, it implies you worked towards a goal, growing old enough to get govt bux is hardly a goal.
>>29902799
Being an animal >>> being a serf who can't put things into perspective.
>>29902827
>explore ideas
We're still waiting for you to publish your first symphony. Or works of philosophy. Surely they'll be done soon, right? It's not like your idea exploration is limited to creating badly drawn futanari doujins, right?
>>29902865
A serf is someone who was serving underneath a single lord.
A NEET is the real serf or slave or whatever slander you want to use against people who work for a living.
Someone who works can get fired or quit their job, and then find a new job, they can get promoted, they can start their own business, hell they can even become a NEET if they want to. That is freedom.
A NEET is tied down to state-provided retard money. He won't get a NEET promotion, he has no marketable skills or experience to get the most basic of jobs outside of what Mexicans and 16 year old stoners can do. If he loses his NEETbux tomorrow he has no other options... besides prison I guess, that wouldn't be all that different from his current situation.
>>29902841
>Learning to avoid all of the egotistical trappings of wageslave society in all of it's forms
>Developing the mental fortituded necessary to reject all wageslave indoctrination
Those are goals that I've worked towards.
Here are some that you've worked towards:
>buying Mr. Sheckleburg a summer home
>paying my NEETbux
You consider yourself a success and so do I, slave.
>>29903011
>calls others slaves
>doesn't realize he's the slave, the prisoner
>he has no options, and never will for the rest of his life
>>29902968
>money is transferred from dumb serfs to you
>b-but you're actually the slave here
>>29903045
>implying implications
I'm >>29899847, so my NEETbux can be gozne tomorrow and I'd be fine. Don't know if you can say the same. Most wagies I speak to have less than a thousand in savings and atleast a couple of thousand in debt.
>>29902341
Wagie ragie desu
>>29903076
No one is actually literally a slave, but a NEET is self-limiting everything about his own life. He has no room for growth, even a 55 year old high school dropout who works at McDonalds has more of a chance at life than a NEET because he has a chance to meet people.
What do you? You stay indoors and post frogs on a forum about girlpenis?
>in b4 I research nuclear physics and compose symphonies and travel around the world
>>29903096
>>29899847
>70K in savings
oh yeah I'm sure that'll last you 60+ years.
>>29903096
So after all you are a wagie by proxy.
>>29903096
I have more in savings than you. And I'm quite hireable, even if I lost my job, I could easily find another well paid one because I've got skills desirable in the job market.
You're going to spend the rest of your life below the poverty line.
>>29903147
>No one is actually literally a slave
you are. you give neets money and there is nothing you can do about it because you've proven you can work and are dumb enough to choose to
>>29898481
What if the government decides one day to enforce stricter policies on how they give out NEETbux, and all of you fail to meet it?
>>29902205
I realize that I take a little long to get ready for work in the morning, but I assume that's just the lethargy getting to me and trying to convince me to stay home. I live in Toronto, Canada, which is a commuter city. On a Sunday morning, I can drive to work in 15 minutes. On a Monday morning it takes an hour. Traffic is fucking horrible. There are restaurants, but I just don't want to pay that much money. It adds up very quickly and I'm just trying to save money in the summer for school.
>>29903322
I actually get more from the government than you, neetcuck. You get a below minimum wage pittance to let you survive. I get to use all the government services you never will, such as transportation, healthcare.
>>29903368
they won't because you're ruled by pussies who think everyone is entitled to life literally no matter what
>>29899009
why would you want to live longer? you have nothing to live for
>>29903397
Well you never know what kind of drastic change can happen in the next 30 or so years.
>>29903388
lol, you're not only a wagecuck but you're a poor wagecuck?
>>29903415
To sap money from you.
>>29898481
depends what kind of welfare and a job is what u make of it OP if u love it itll be great and if u work hard and put your mind to it ud be surprised by what you can do OP
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1blgHzb3DHM
Reminder that your parents will catch on to you sooner or later
>income tax exists
>people are literally taxed from being slaves
you cant make this stuff up
you would think wagies would at least stand up for something like this!
>>29903322
>you give neets money
I also give money to homeless people and starving niggers in Africa. The weak and helpless should receive pity and compassion from the strong.
>>29903564
Can you post the tl;dl version?
>>29898481
All of the African Americans and Mexicans are smart people on welfare
>>29903592
Are you some sort of memetarian? taxes are what build roads and keeps hospitals open to the public. If you think taxes are le evil, you should take a look at a country like Liberia.
>>29903564
haha classic Louie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96SrWO5Na54
>>29903691
jack and louie are not the same
i got an apprenticeship, im now 21 i make 18pounds an hour, 40 hours a week, + weekends and overtime which is double pay. i was a broke stoner when i left school, my dads a retired roadsweeper and my mums on benefits. got 34k in my bank atm. i want to get an audi r8 next year. I think i did good. My friends are all on benefits or have min wage jobs. still smoke weed.
>>29902091
>As a 34 year old autistic woman
Pls be in London and my gf. I'm 22 and not fat
>>29903706
I know I was just posting more REEEE field recordings.
Anyone have any more?
>>29903713
>Buying R8 on credit.
Buy it only if you have the 150k+ in cash.
Or better used from someone you know didn't drive it like a mongrel.
>>29903564
>neetcuck sobbing in the background
>>29902927
Exploring ideas doesnt mean he has to publish his own ideas, the neet life remembers me of Pythagoreanism, some neets actually use their free time to search and discover things that make the real them, their soul bigger, because in that belief, learning is the only thing that lets you grow, just call in sick one day and read some socrates
>>29898509
>devoting you entire life to a job
>smart
cute
>>29898481
>Don't they realize that all the smart people are on welfare?
>Implying it matters if you don't have addblock plus
>>29903921
I don't think anyone would be interested in publications on research about different fapping methods to hentai.
>>29903671
and support neets that don't feel like wasting their time being mindless cogs for society's pat on the back! god bless the left
>>29901811
>>29901629
I live in a small farm lads
>>29902341
>What good is time if your life is empty?
spending your time doing menial work for someone else doesn't make your life full. hobbies you wilfully engage in because you enjoy them makes it full.
>>29901412
If by that you mean millenials have to contend with far more office politics and nepotism than baby boomers did and have to jump through way more hoops to get a half decent job with a little job security then yeah, it is pretty millenial
>>29899686
i work 40+ hours every week but i didn't always. i much prefer my current life because when i wake up in the morning i look forward to going to work and developing new skills and actually accomplishing things rather than staying in my room shitposting eating cheetos and fapping all day every day. its not about the money its about not submitting to being a depressed no job no skills piece of shit and accepting the fact that you are an adult and should not be a waste of space
your opinions are shit and you are retarded and nobody aside from yourself thinks you are worth anything
>>29904014
Well even if the idea of them masturbating a lot is true, it stills leaves them a lot of free time, i mean it wouldnt be possible to masturbate more than idk,5 maybe 6 times a day? I honestly think some of them use their free time to read about philosophy
>>29902769
Not everyone can be a NEET, as you can see by this thread. It requires learning to live for yourself and your happiness instead of trying to live up to other people's standards.
>>29902341
>You're a nigger leeching on society.
more like a sensible person living off modern slaves
>Your culture consists of fapping to animu.
never watched anime in my whole life
>What good is time if your life is empty?
it's not empty, but better having an empty life than your boss' dick up your ass
>You will never be able to afford anything but life inside your cage.
if you can't spend wisely yes
>You have no self esteem, fat virgin.
not fat, not a virgin
>Isn't free. And one day your mom will die and you won't get tendies anymore.
I help an old lady to run a small farm
>You never see them because you don't leave the basement.
haha nice projection
>You weigh 300 pounds.
not true
>>29904097
you seem pretty defensive for someone who's supposedly happy and comfortable with their life choices.
>>29904146
The requirement for being a NEET requires to have no drive, no will to live, no dreams. To be content with NEET life, you must suppress all your desires and accept a boring, repetitive life.
>>29904097
also 24/m, 60k/yr as a network engineer with no college
i mostly just browse the web all day at work anyway because when i do have to work i do my shit right and as a result my networks and setups dont go down often / document themselves / keeps my employer and their clients (we are a MSP) happy
just because you have the ability to live the rest of your life mooching off others like a middle schooler doesn't mean it is the best option / will make you the happiest in life. sure i hate myself and other people just like most of you fags do but the difference is i barely notice it because i can afford all the weed and booze and other shit that makes me happy
>Living from paycheck to paycheck
>Thinking you're le superior neet robot loner mysterious guy
A true robot knows he needs to be prepared for the next fall of mankind so he can survive and laugh at the suffering normies.
>>29904199
>To be content with NEET life, you must suppress all your desires and accept a boring, repetitive life.
That's a weird way to spell "Wageslave life".
>>29904181
not defensive but i have been in that same position and said the exact same words as that faggot once did. things are better after i came to terms with it
>>29904218
Being a wageslave is probably pretty bad. But I'm sure it's not as bad as being a NEET.
>>29904211
>preparing for the fall of mankind when your only source of income is neetbux
>>29904146
True, I just don't see the point being NEETing, you pretty much have the basics.
Want a nice car? You're fucked.
Want a nice PC? Still fucked.
Want to eat nice every other day? Fucked.
I guess the lifestyle isn't for everyone.
>>29904389
>Want a nice car? You're fucked.
>Want a nice PC? Still fucked.
>Want to eat nice every other day? Fucked.
I get about 1,5k-2k a month in bux. I save about 300 euros a month so it's pretty ez to buy that shit actually.
To be fair my mom pays the car insurance so my car is only like 60 euros a month.
>>29904585
you understand that you getting bux is directly dependant on other people (such as members of this board) working and paying taxes, correct?
define parasite.
>>29904585
With that amount of bux get more than just unemployment benefits, right?
>>29904682
Yea its like 2 types of bux, subsidies, tax returns and exemptions etc etc. I even get stuff like holiday money which is like 600 euros a year and young handicapped compensation another 400 eur a year. Socialism is crazy dude.
>>29904716
Any plans on ever returning the favor to society? If not what if benefits are cut heavily?
>>29900185
That isn't your work, loser. Show what you actually made not someone else's art.
https://www.we-heart.com/2016/02/16/chiaozza-adam-frezza-terri-chiao-interview/
>>29904925
Yeah, bro, that's me. I'm a semi-famous, art NEET.
