We always have ideal bf/gf threads, but what's your ideal friend like? Online or offline.
>>29898405
pic related
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>>29898405
It's you, OP. It has always been you. I love you so much.
>>29898428
I wish somebody loved me.
I'll take whatever at this point
Shitposting is my only social contact
Hmmm well I would really like a friend that was into nerdy shit like ren faires and playing video games but still able to act like we dont enjoy any of that when an issue arrises like we are talking to girls. All my friends are great but they are too nerdy and cringy and dont know when to hide their power levels. Also a friend that is willing to try out new hobbies with me and isnt just stuck in their own stuff
Just a down to earth dude who likes to talk. Im not really picky
I really just want someone who can keep me company over night shifts, who I can send photos of stupid shit I see, and will play Terraria and TSW with me.
>>29898683
Where do you live anon and what kind of job do you have?
bump for life adni
A crossdressing bf that's into other traps
or a girl that's into pretending to by my big sister
Someone who is looking forward to me coming online sometimes and isn't as bad as me at conversations, stuff like fighting games etc. would just be a plus.
>>29899081
>bf
Did I not say "ideal friend", implying you wouldn't have a relationship with them?
>>29899102
I'd play with you were it not for the DUDE WEED LMAO.
>>29899138
I actually never smoked weed or anything similiar, I just sometimes post these sort of images, sorry anon.
>>29899138
i meant best friend of coursei'm dumb and blind
>>29899164
What fighting games do you play? I'm not very good at conversation, but if we play any of the same games I'm interested.
>>29899102
What fighting games do you play and where do you live
Anyone who doesn't take every chance to mock me would be fine: almost all my friends do this, I'm getting very tired of their shit they make me feel bad but I can't tell them, I will probably just fad little by little without making them notice
>>29898753
Australia and I work nights at a gas station.
I have work again in 20min
>NEET
>around mid 20's
>lonely
>pathetic
>won't get annoyed with me messaging him a lot if I like him
>not condescending
>won't pressure me into voice/video chat (at least not for a while)
Just someone to talk to sometimes.
>>29899379
What do you do to pass the time usually then?
>>29899387
Hey man whatcha up to then?
>>29899102
be my friend i like fighting games too
Loyalty and secrecy is a must.
so far I have one that fits that subject.
the other, am not too sure.
the first buddy of mine has an underground bunker filled with guns and all sorts of ammo, and is one step from becoming a paranoid innawoods forest hermit.
known him since he was 16, was a little bit more out there in terms of morality but settled down.
the 2nd buddy is...I don't even know, very extroverted and probably has ADHD but is really kind so I really like that quality.
I really don't deserve them but am glad that I am friends with them.
>>29899434
Clean, restock, shitpost, listen to music. It gets super busy around 6am so the back quarter of my shift is pretty good. But all in all its those 6hrs where I only have a solid 2-3hrs of work that needs to be done.
If any other ausbots want a good paying job that's easy, this is key.
>>29899188
>>29899196
>>29899445
Melty, soku, nitroplus blasters, some stuff on fightcade, there are also many other ones which I play from time to time, also wanted to pick SG, Xrd or BB up. But I would be willing to buy anything, I just want someone to play with. I'm in europe but usually have an okay ping while playing with americans or japanese people.
>>29899615
I play Melty, used to play Soku, and some fightcade stuff, what's your Steam? As long as the title uses GGPO being a Yuropoor shouldn't be an issue, speaking from experience playing others from the continent.
>Neet as fuck
>20-18
>likes vidya but mainly fps's/rpg's
>into music from different genres, electronic sub-genres are a plus
>not a fag or at least respectful and not a lewd homo
that's pretty much it anon
I have a good amount of online friends but barely anybody to talk to music about. I listen to a lot of black metal and eurobeat. I like vidya and weebshit (mainly tokusatsu) too, but who doesn't on 4chan.
>>29899615
Add me if you want to play sometime, I play melty sometimes and have played soku but not really anymore, mainly a GG player currently.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/kogo/
>>29898405
My equal and rival.
Yet also someone to look up to.
Someone to argue with sometimes.
But most of the time going out together while still having fun.
I want us to be strong when we're alone, but the best and unbeatable as a team.
To complement eachother.
A force to be reckonned with.
>>29898405
Someone who understands my shit taste in everything. Basically he should like the same things generally and enjoy talking about stuff. I know a guy for 10+ years but I still can't call him my friend because he doesn't care about a single thing I like. He is fine if I get into something he likes but he never cared about things I like.
>>29899942
Well, what do you like?
Online my ideal friend or best friend would be someone I could literally talk about anything with. Friendly debates and all and no one is butt hurt after. Just respecting each other choices and can see where the other is coming from. Or talking about sexual stuff casually like its nothing. I live with too many conservative who think "anal" is so "out there".
Offline, I always wanted an actually passing trap to go shopping with. In their respective style but just go shopping and stuff.
>>29899956
I don't expect finding a best friend here out of the blue. Even if someone would like 10 or 20 things I wite about it doesn't mean he is similar to me.
>>29899081
Thats how you know your fucked
I just want company. We don't even have to talk most of the time, sharing the silence is a really nice feeling too. Stupid puns and video games :- )
>>29900098
I would be your friend thats basically is what i look for in a online friend
>>29898405
someone who I can be honest with, someone I can trust. someone who's around when I need them.
The few "friends" I've had in the past only talked to me because I was the funny guy, as soon as I stopped they didn't want to know me.
>>29899615
If you ever want to Skullgirls, I'm eurpean too
Also, I feel lonely so if you wanna chat I'm okay
http://steamcommunity.com/id/tidiatda
>>29900208
Hit me wit dem contacts fampai
>>29900297
take me anon
Someone who wouldn't ditch me I guess. Maybe someone I could hug. I'm not really sure, never really had friends.
>>29900348
Do you know that feel too?
>>29900098
>talking about sexual stuff casually like its nothing
Fucking degenerate normie, GET OUT
>Likes vidya/anime/cartoons, not a purist when it comes to entertainment
>Not a caricature of stereotypes
>Fun to drink and smoke with
>No relationship drama, no sjw or alt right politics
Optional
>NEET
>Agender
>Likes Stargate
>Likes animals
>Makes their own clothes
>Intimidates normies
>>29898405
My ideal friend is someone who keeps asking me to spend time with them even though I never ask them to spend time with me.
>tfw not playing videogames and wanting an online friend leaves you as fucked as wanting irl friends while not liking to drink
>>29900431
>agender
>no sjw bullshit
Contradiction.
>>29900500
couldn't think of a better word for "person who doesn't commit to gender stereotypes" sorry. I'd prefer if they just didn't do that without labeling themselves as such.
>>29900414
Wow you're that boring you don't talk about sexual topics and curiosity with close friends?
>>29900558
You're boring if you think talking about yor sex life with uninvolved people = interesting person. There's nothing wrong with it in theory but it's not like there aren't other things to discuss.
>>29900342
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Cycer747/
sorry for long wait just had to get some midnight food
>>29900558
Well ever since we've gone to uni my close friends have all gotten laid except for me (even the spergiest one). They talk about it occasionally but they mostly keep it to themselves, as you should. There's so much more interesting stuff to talk about
>>29900587
What sex life......I said sexual topics...
>>29900725
It's okay, they are morons. I knew what you meant.
>>29898405
>not a normalshit
>is european
>can keep a conversation going despite me being potentially irresponsive
>won't invite me to stupid fucking skype groups
>won't spout meme like a fucking faggot
There. And keep in mind that i don't play vidyia, don't watch animeme, drink a lot, wish i was dead and know no one will want to add me anyways, as i offer nothing of value.
>>29899081
what manga is that ?
original
>>29898405
>meritocratic intellectually
>gives me space intellectually and for my own stuff, but is physically clingy
>will debate with me, and is smart
>watches anime with me and plays vidya (not COD)
>is also introverted
>does not dominaye, but does not want domination.
>an equal relationship, and not a feminist one.
>isn't a feminist
>likes me
>>29901819
*dominate
>>29901819
Now if only you were female. Damn
>>29898405
>Likes JoJo's bizarre adventure and Gatimuti and stuff but isn't gay
>Is redpilled and practically NatSoc
>Loves to co-op game and doesn't have some overbearing wife/gf
>Is into DnD/Tabletops/Text Roleplay with systems and gets along well with others
>Likes Retrowave and Scifi too
>Gets geeked about history and/or politics
Somewhere out there, my new best friend must exist. I might make a thread solely for this someday. I don't care if its a guy girl, or some kind of steamavatar faggot with a human-tail. If someone can meet all of these I am on-fucking-board.
>>29901026
kokoro connect. decent anime, dont know the mangagoogle image search my man
>>29901912
>just started watching JJBA and fucking love it
>more or less, I'm not too educated in the finer points but I'm keen to learn and halfway there
>DING DING DING.
>another big green tick; have a weekly DnD group and love GMing a variety of systems
>I enjoy a good sci-fi, not sure what retrowave is though.
>love history and politics, but not too cluey on the finer points. Again love to learn.
You sound like you'd get in amazingly with my DnD group; we're practically all redpilled and there's two of them who are extremely learned, especially about history and politics. I love listening to them debate/discuss
>>29898405
For an offline friend:
>mid to late 20s
>lives relatively near me
>not very outgoing but also not socially anxious
>reads very often and widely
>likes to collect things
>prefers tea to coffee
>tends towards feminine clothing, dresses, etc.
>likes to go to the opera, symphony, ballet, etc.
>enjoys antiques or other delicate things
>preferably studied something in the humanities
>>29902004
Retrowave is new music that tries hard to duplicate the sound of 80's synth or 80's action movie musics.
https://youtu.be/nLzjm9E1hwg
https://youtu.be/pBEjN0wb0_w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIuM8-pMyaQ
I'm a DM myself actually, are you online from 12 hours ago to about now? I'm in Australia.
>>29902218
>I'm Australia
Fucking ay Ausbro, where you from? QLD here. Work nights, so shitpost to pass time.
That's some pretty nifty music, I can dig it.
>>29902249
>>29902004
If you're the same guy I'm in Brisbane.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/originaldash/
Hit me up
>female
>likes sailing/fishing/camping
>dislikes most people
>listens to some primavera-core/rym-core and sees shows with me
>likes psychs
>enjoy getting drunk every now and then
>somewhat into esoteric/occult things
>thinks the anti-sjws that want "real equality" are no better than sjws
I just want friends that I don't struggle speaking to.
>mfw I had an bro who got me into most of the shit I play nowadays, Metal Gear, Payday, Warframe etc
>mfw he turned into a furry and only speaks to his group of furry cunt friendsmfw I want to join them but I'm too scared
>>29898405
is cool with me being avoidant
will invite me to play games but won't think less of me when i want to do other things
occasional talks about random stuff, is ok with conversation drying up naturally without being feeling forced to continue it
same taste in stuff so he can share stuff and i can share stuff without being disconnected
pretty basic
>>29902379
>hippie
>antisocial
>hipster
>druggie
>satanist
>retard
Shit, you're looking for a terrible female.
>>29902085
>>29902379
The two extremes of femanonkind.
Man I just want a shopping buddy all my friends hate shopping for clothes and I hate going alone. Its not as fun so I usually go with my sister. I used to go with my friends girlfriend but they broke up and it was awkward
>>29902463
No, you just want someone to carry your bags, no one wants to do that.
>19-22
>lives close by
>likes to hang out
>collects vidya or something not too wierd
>does some sort of physical activity
>likes shopping
>>29902497
>or something not too wierd
What's the cutoff for that?
>>29902490
I hate people who make others carry the bags. I would carry my shit and they would carry theirs
>>29902524
Anything not vidya, figurines, or manga/comics.
>>29902528
Hmmm, i'm not a normie, so i didn't even know people went shopping with other people. Always did it myself, but wouldn't mind doing it with someone.
I presume you're an USArian, so it's not happening, sadly.
>>29902558
Wait, so regular books count as too weird?
Someone who doesn't forget me even and has time to spend with me. And of course having some interests in common like anime and drawing. It would be ideal if that person understood how eating disoders work and that repeating "I can't see why you hate the way you look" just makes matters worse.
Also that person must be unable to feel any romance towards me.
I hope that I can meet someone like that in the future, but I'm a shitty person who sucks at making friends.
>>29902576
Well its nice to go with other people to get opinions on clothes and just goof off. Yeah im from socal but I also spend half my year in greece. Where are you anon?
>>29902600
I'd be down for being your friend. I know that feeling, body dismorphia is a shit.
>>29902601
Not too far away from Greece, same continent, would have to cross eight borders while going west.
>>29902592
Yes.
I'm not a huge bookworm so I don't really want a friend who reads a ton.
>around the same age as me (19-23)
>plays vidya
>watches anime
>reads One Piece
>outgoing enough to get me out the house as much as possible, and do all the interacting
I don't want much. Just someone that has the same interests as me to talk to. Also to help me with socializing.
I actually already have 3 friends, and 1 best friend. He's the complete opposite of me. Which is funny because opposites really do attract. He's a /fit/fag, likes sports, easily gets girls, and very social.
How are we friends? He's just a real chill guy, and tries to get into my hobbies. He somehow likes hanging out with me, and always gets pissed when I say no. Nice guy.
>>29902639
Here's my steam if you feel like adding mehttp://steamcommunity.com/id/celibait/
also I have the worst taste in games
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Someone who has similar interests as me, except inferior in every way possible.
>>29902421
What kind of hippie is judgmental/elitist and thinks equality is a meme?
