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wher is the best place online or offline to find a NEET shut
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wher is the best place online or offline to find a NEET shut in girlfriend?
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>>29897606
probably in their homes.
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>>29897606
You'd only be able to find them online
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>>29897606

They don't exist. We've been over this again and again and again.
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Ironically this IS one of the best places to find one. They're the specialist of snowflakes, and you'll never fucking know it. You're browsing with them on this very board and you'll never find out because the real ones/legit ones don't broadcast the fact that they're a girl.
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>>29897606
What do you expect from your internet NEET shut in gf?
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>>29897777
>You're browsing with them on this very board >and you'll never find out because the real ones/legit ones
>don't broadcast the fact that they're a girl

Same when you are searching for a genuine, skilled, geeky Gaming-GF.
They use male sounding usernames and avoide voicechat.
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>>29897996

Yeah this. The best gaming girl that I know avoids public voice chat like the plague and has an androgynous online handle. You literally would never know she's a girl unless you got to know her, which doesn't happen with randoms at all because she's obscenely anti-social and will literally avoid logging into steam or battle.net or whatever just because she got an unsolicited friend request.
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>>29897777
>this IS one of the best places to find one

>every girl with a skype, steam, or email address has 10 or more guys actively trying to get with her or steal her away from her current bf or e-bf

god help OP
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>>29897803
not mutch being a gril and not being annoying
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>>29898182
What do you consider annoying?
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>>29897996
I dated a girl who, although fine irl, sounded like a 13yr old boy online. She said it was the best thing ever and loved it because it meant she was treated equal, if not more harshly, than the average player.

Plus she got sick satisfaction over people rage quitting at the idea of being killed/beaten by a lil kid
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>>29897606
Here. I once made friends with an anon I thought was a guy, then found out "he" was actually a shut in qt girl. Later after getting to know her I realized how crazy she was but still.
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>>29897606
>5 years ago
>was NEET, started using 4chan in hopes that I would find a nerd bf to live with
>had no idea where to start kept getting accused of being a man and redirected to other boards since i was a dumbass newfag
>went to /r9k/ legitimately hitting on robots
>everyone told me to fuck off and to not give them false hope
>tried going to /soc/
>even as a newfag I knew it was cancer and noped out

My requirements at the time were
>have a job
>don't live with parents
>be a good person
>be a nerd

It took me about 2 years of searching and I ended up with someone from /vg/, moved in with him after a month because I am a crazy fucker not scared of death

my best advice is to just make internet friends and don't expect a relationship. If nothing happens, you have a great friend. if something happens, your friend is now your gf.

and its fucked but this is true too >>29897777
I made friends and was like "surprise I have a vagina" later on
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>>29898265
Sounds extremely fun. :D

Reminded me of a friend (who is pretty skilled at shooter games). He would sometimes just let his sister use the voicechat (while he was playing) and let her shittalk everyone, just to troll people and make them rage more.
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>>29897606
get ready to embrace a tumblerette or a hardcore skitz
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I met a neet girl here and we started dating some time ago. I didn't knew she was a girl at first, but we shared many interests and started to always look forward to till the other person logged in. Just try to make friends on this board and maybe someone will be a girl.
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>>29898102
I studied something gaming related and we had (only) 2 girls in our whole class,
didn't really talk much to them (because I'm a retard (not literaly)),
but they really were genuine, they knew what they were talking about and were dedicated.
Friday Nights our School would organize "Gaming-Nights" and both of them had mad skills.

Now anyway, back to topic, one day when we were at the practice room (which was basicaly a room with about 5 table-rows and on every Table there were about 3 PCs) I eavesdropped a conversation between our 2 Grills.

Hannah was trying to convince Mindy (Names changed) to try out LoL. Mindy who rather played on console/offline gave in after a while.
Then (while doing their tasks) they were discussing which Summonername Mindy could use.
"How about [Name that I forgot]?"
"Doesn't that still sound too girly?"
"How about MilfHunter69?"
"Haha that actually sounds good"
Thats the part of their conversation that I still remember.
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>>29898394
>job
>own house
We're looking for neet gfs
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>tfw no neet gf with a fetish for traps and mother/sis rp
why even live desu
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>>29899239
>expecting your gf to be as much of a degenerate as you are
kys tbqh
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>>29897606
Chatzy.
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>>29898239
wanting to do stuff all the time, other than that I dont really know yet
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