>yo anon, your sister is pretty wasted, imma take her back home so she doesn't hurt herself. You cool with that?
Wot do?
Why would I let some stranger take my sister home when I could take her?
>>29896330
leave her to me, I'll handle it myself if you don't mind, tyrone
>>29896330
Yes take this roastie off my hands please tyrone so I can go home and play vidya
>>29897587
You sound like a responsible onii-chan please be mine
>>29896330
Can l watch?
Orlando
>>29897612
>tfw gf is a couple months older than me but I have to treat her like a little sister instead of a big one
>>29896330
>"c-can I come too?"
>>29896330
>Hey thanks for the heads up. I'll take her home man don't worry about it.
And then I take my own sister home.
>>29897631
>gf
FUCK OFF THI BOARD NORMIE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29896684
>>29897587
>>29897660
you didn't think this through OP
>>29897685
>implying tyrone would let you
silly anon
>>29897694
>implying you can't easily spin it into him being weird if he tries to insist on taking her home over you
I don't think there's any normie out there that would support someone at a party taking a girl home over her own brother, even moreso if he is made aware of his sister being black out drunk.
Normies love the "family takes care of itself" meme and eat that shit up. You'd probably even score points with some girls there for doing it.
>>29897732
We're the creepy brother. Theres nothing normies hate more than creeps
>>29896330
I'll try again
"hands off nigga, touch her again, i'll unscrew your head and shit down your neck"
>>29897612
>Am actually onii-chan
>ototo oscillates between a complete brat to a complete bro
As we say here "The more fools we are, the more we laugh"
>>29897732
at a normal party people would just beat up that nigger
Nice meme meme nice
originale
>>29896330
But I don't have a sister, Jamal-kun.
>>29896330
That's my younger metalhead brother.
Are you a fag or something?
>>29896330
>sister
When did I get a sister?
>>29896330
>Thanks man, but I'll bring her home; seeing a familiar face if she comes to will be better. She can throw quite a punch when she gets out of this state, broke a few ribs of mine last time
>>29897881
because you know anything about normal parties, cuck
