How the fuck did any of you get the idea that I want to BECOME something?
Are you fucking dense? Did you FUCKING HIT YOUR HEAD YOU STUPID WAGEKEK?
I'll say it once and for all. I hate every fucking single thing on this world.
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET THE IDEA THAT I WANT TO CONTRIBUTE TO IT???? You should be glad that I'm not actively destroying stuff, but BUILDING stuff? Together with other men? Are you fucking gay?
My hand should be on my dick, not on a tool.
Don't listen to the Jews when they want to brainwash you into thinking you are worthless without work.
>>29895046
You will become something at the moment of your death, cuck.
>>29895046
Just don't complain when the only thing you've left to eat is yer own cum
Do you get NEETbux? Because I don't, and am quite worthless without either job or gubment help. Being a single white male there's very little that can be done, according to several social workers.
THOSE FUCKING WAGEKEKS AAHHHHHHHHHHH
>>29895046
Ive been a NEET for 9 years but in 3 month i wont be able to be a NEET anymore.
Im scared to death
>>29895046
They want you to sex, but women only sex you if you work because normally they work, unless if you're really hot. They spent 18+ years trying to get your ass laid.
>Be NEET
>Want to die
>Become wagekek
>Want to die
>Become NEET again
>Want to die
>>29895220
(sigh) and the cycle continues
I'd pop my eardrums or chop of a leg for neetbux. I hate this country so fucking much. Welfare is exclusively for single black mothers. They don't even try to pretend otherwise.
>>29895175
What happened to your NEETbux? Why're they being taken?
>>29895262
'Hey man, if you live anywhere near michigan and don't mind a drive, as a friend, I will fuck your legs up with a bat so badly they won't have a choice but to give you NEETbux.
>>29895355
>implying i won't just end up in a wheelchair in a tent city while some "compassionate" pastor tries to convert me to his cult for a bologna sandwich
I appreciate the thought.
>>29895046lol what are you talking about my man?
>>29895046
Just be yourself anon, you'll get a job soon
>>29895342
i won huge $ playing poker.
I had 2 choices :
- try to make even more money
- be a NEET
I chose the NEET path but now ive only 5k left
>>29895046
Don't get this, you say you hate everything but go on about the things you study and piano bars etc, waifus..I could go on.
You don't hate everything.
I don't think your the original neet poster , so I'll let you off this time
>>29895449
Thread has a very teen angst feel to it
>>29895046
I think something might have happened to NEET anon, he wasn't angry like this before. He was just smug.
Do you think something happened at home? Did he crash is Ferrari? Did his symphony not make it passed arrangement?
I really am worried.
>>29895425
Take 1000 to the casino and grind on roulette.
Stick to the lines, bet small stacks on 2 of the 3 lines. The odds of winning like that are just over 50%. If you sit and grind on it all day and occasionally pick a few other things on the outside of the numbers, you can strike it fairly well.
I never walk out of our local casino with less than 100 when I go in with 10, even if it takes me five hours to do it.
You chose the right path, you would have lost all that cash trying to get more in the poker thing.
>>29895378
Nah, in my area there are pretty good homeless shelters. Like, actual homes that make you feel like a person. And really, honestly, I will fucking ruin your legs for you if you want. But you gotta take a crack or two at mine as well, it'll help my neetbux processes along. Deal? I am 100% serious.
>>29895046
Why did you start this conversation? You're just ranting a bunch of nonsense. We don't care enough about you beyond participating in your threads to think about you at all.
Do you really want the attention this badly? I thought you were happy and content being better than everyone else.
>>29895639
Eh, we're talking about busting kneecaps in michigan now, OP is an afterthought, like a fart you let out ten minutes ago in the bathroom while taking a shit.
>>29895604
Same, I hope he would make another smug thread to let us know hes OK.
>tfw finally get job
Feels nice to actually be able to spend money now. Working really isn't that bad.
>>29895625
>You chose the right path, you would have lost all that cash trying to get more in the poker thing.
i know but its tempting to retry again with the last 5k or just enjoy the last 3 month of vacation. i doubt ill do it again though i was lucky and players are much better now. im still debating about trying again i dont want to fucking work.
>>29895894
Take 3k and do the poker thing. Use the last 2k to live a few months in comfort. Either way you're good.
Or that offer goes out to you too, If you come to michigan I'll fuck your legs up so you can get NEETbux for life. But you gotta do the same to me in return.
>>29895046
>Work on banking
>Make $200k a year
>Spend $50k, invest everything else
>Retire at 40
>Use savings to enjoy the NEET life
This is how you NEET folks. Benefits can only get you so far. Tell me, when was the last time you stayed a month in a luxury hotel in Japan?
>>29895927
Would be fucking nice, but I'm not smart enough to work in banking. Best I can do is menial shit labor and even then nobody will hire me.
>>29895046
OP my fuckin nigga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJ_HTABr7hA
I want to quit my job and work on my book
But I dont want my mom to kick me out if I quit
Why cant these fucks just fire me already
>>29895604
He probably isn't up out of bed yet.
>>29895914
>I'll fuck your legs up so you can get NEETbux for life. But you gotta do the same to me in return.
you people aren't actually serious are you?
How do I get neetbux
The worst I have is pretty bad anxiety that keeps me from sleeping well
>>29896160
What's wrong wagecuck, butthurt that we've beaten your crooked system? :^)
>>29896160
>you people aren't actually serious are you?
You'll never know.
>>29895625
>I am 100% serious.
damn if you were in canada i'd be down to do this
