ITT post fucked up shit you've done
>2012
>be 15
>want Tyler the Creator/Odd Future (guys in pic) tickets
>don't have job
>ask mom to buy them $25
>she says no because I broke some guy's window with a baseball and mom had to pay it off
>get pissed, kick my door and call her a cunt
>sulk in room listening to tyler's song "kill people burn shit fuck school" and get inspired
>steal antifreeze in garage and pour it in her morning coffee the next day
>she grabs it and puts it on the table
>have a moment of clarity about what the fuck I'm about to do
>just before she drinks it "accidentally" bump into her
>coffee spills everywhere, she's pissed, go clean it up
>"what the fuck was i thinking holy shit"
>she never finds out about it
>>29894901
>literally attempted to kill his mom
What in the fuck
>>29894901
Literally everything I've ever done pales in comparison to that. You must have serious emotional problems.
I've had a few moments when I almost did things like this, grabbed a knife and walked right by my brother saw him then went and threw it in the sink
>>29894901
just to give you all some input i live in parents house they support my NEET ass
>live
>>29894901
Holy fuck anon dodged a bullet there
She would've tasted it and spit it out but your relationship would've been irreparably damaged.
Also garbage taste in meme rap
>>29895029
Taste, nah, that's a recent change, back than antifreeze was tasteless, and even if she drank just a bit, her whole world would have been fucked, and that's if she lived.
>>29895080
>back than[sic] antifreeze was tasteless
>2012
>back than[sic]
>2012
>Four years ago
Go and fuck yourself you cancerous postwhore.
>>29895002
I do. BPD.
exactly what i would expect of the edgy kids that listen to this shit
>>29894901
White people...
Original sauce
>>29895536
KILL PEOPLE
BURN SHIT
FUCK SCHOOL
I'M FUCKING RADICAL
aww por Little baby didn't get to see his favorite nigger perform live
>>29895537
That sounds more like something a nigger would do desu
>>29894901
>Be me, 2012
>Go to Zumies on Skateboard
>no job, all money I had spent on pot
>proceed to steal merchandise
>mfw 2 backpacks full of shit
>go to bathroom, throw bags out of window
>leave
>skating home with loot
>police car behind me slowly following behind
>GOLFWANG.GIF
>get scared and go off side of highway
>police pursue me
>run into forest with bags still in hand
>fatass cop can run fast
>Olympic pigs
>catches up, nearly to me
>throw skateboard
>smashes against his skull and he falls down like a kindergartner in sandy hook
>run home and lay low for 3 days
>>29894901
>that one kid who always threatened to shoot up the school and wore donut print socks
Tyler the Creator is down right dangerous, m8s.
> Almost kills his mom for 25$
A true robot right there
>>29897119
>nigger
>listens to odd future
???
http://talesof4chan.tumblr.com/post/147283180126/robots-mom-wont-buy-him-tyler-the-creator
>>29894901
Haha, I saw this post on /r/4chan and I finally found it. You guys are hilarious. I never saw people pretend to be complete losers that convincingly. BTW, is this where peepee the frog comes from?
song OP is talking about is radicals off the goblin LP if anyone is wondering.
