Hey lads, former forever alone robot faggot here.
Feel free to ask me about my long-distance relationship since September of 2014, and my first sexy-time.
Love you, my fallen brothers. We'll all make it soon enough.
Is she fat OP?
Yes. She was super insecure about it for ages but all my incessant compliments put a stop to that eventually. I still feel bad for thinking she's fat though even though she objectively is.
Christ I despise how they don't let you post hardly anything at all without it being completely original. Never was like this a couple years ago.
>>29893819
How fat? GIVE ME A NUMBER, A WEIGHT NUMBER! plox ty
>>29893906
Not the faintest idea.
when did you finally meet her irl?