How often did your moms masturbate you as a child?
2-3 times per day here.
I don't get it, why would a mon jerk off her child?without a filming it
A few times as I remember, she actually taught me how and got involved.
Jokes on you, we all learned from your mom, OP.
Four times a day minimum.
>>29892905
>>29893418
>>29893430
I know you all are laughing at this and not taking it seriously, but it does happen.
One of mom's coworkers
once was complaining that it took her too much time in the morning to jerk of her son.
Her son was a baby too, like diapers age boy.
>>29893501
I'm not joking, she did actually teach me how to masturbate. But I'm also not a boy.
>>29893501
Still don't get why
>>29893581
They probably think they need to help their sons to release tension or whatever.
You should also consider that some parents bleach their children's anus to cure autism.
>>29893501
that's sick. I bet she's chinese or something.
>>29893620
>You should also consider that some parents bleach their children's anus to cure autism
Dont they make them drink bleach and then shit out their colon?
>>29893631
Nah, she was just mad, it's not a cultural thing here, as everyone flipped their shit about it, and was an isolated case.
>>29893620
>You should also consider that some parents bleach their children's anus to cure autism.
Wat
>>29892905
>inb4 nigger
>not black
Whites are fucking trash, majority of you fuckers like to dabble in incest. Piece of garbage race.
>>29893557
Details. Now.
An exes mom taught her 'the proper way' to nibble my nipples once. We were all high on her couch and she was like 'men like it a certain way, let me show you'.
It was kind of a blur.
>>29892905
Sounds more like the mother is a pedophile to me, especially if she's jerking off a child that is like still in diapers or toddler age.
Surprised that didn't mentally scar you, it's pretty much sexual assault.
>>29893664
>Upset nigger detected
Please, keep getting mad. I need a good laugh.
>>29893652
As far as I know they do some sort bleach enema, and then they shit out something like pic related.
>>29893662
Refer to pic.
I've have regular sexual fantasies about my mom since puberty and am now in my 30's. they are fun by themselves but given I've never sensed her having any interest it's kinda depressing too.
>>29893688
Wait are you a guy. Wtf
>>29893720
Yep. Her mom was very proactive in our relationship.
>>29893664
>implying infidelity and abandonment are the only things preventing deformitive inbreeding in the negro community.
>>29893688
It's weird to talk about but the details are straightforward
>Get first period, mom gives me the talk
>Eventually gets into relationships, sex, and masturbation
>Over a few weeks she physically showed me how as well as shows me how with toys
>The point was so that I would learn and know how to do it myself, but she did actually perform manual sex on me with both her hands and toys
Though we've never really had a normal relationship, but I also don't think of it as bad either.
My mom never jerked me off but when I was 12 I got in a bad car accident and broke both my arms. At the hospital I had a really pretty nurse and I would always get huge erections when she was cleaning me up and whatever.
One day she just said she would help me out but to never tell anyone and I said okay. She gave me a top notch handjob, I came in like 10 seconds. She asked me after if I felt better and I couldn't even look her in the eye after but I said yes. She gave me another a few days later and I was so nervous it took me like 5 minutes to nut. She was gentle and patient though.
I got discharged like a few days later and I never saw that nurse again. To this day the only handies I've ever gotten.
>>29893782
That's, uh, unusual.
I thought it'd be hot, totally skipped my mind that you'd likely have been way young when it happened.
I remember finding a porn vhs in the attic of the house I grew up in and having really (in hindsight) awkward bunch-of-kids-in-the-same-room jerk sessions.
Nobody 'helped' anybody, but it'd be like 4 kids beating it to the same tape. Guess that's how I learned.
Then my first 'serious' girlfriend's mom helped us along when we started having sex.
>>29893838
fuck that's hot. how old was the nurse?
>>29893838
I want so badly for this to be true.
A nurse fucking me during a hospital stay is a top-notch fantasy of mine. Fuck, I'm too healthy to ever have a chance.
>>29893664
in countries like iraq and saudi arabia, around 50% of couples are blood relatives. in some areas its as high as 70%.
here's some sauce in case you think i'm just some butthurt cracker: http://www.nytimes.com/2003/05/01/world/saudi-arabia-awakes-to-the-perils-of-inbreeding.html
so next time you want to racebait in an incest thread, you can be factually accurate and call out arabs.
>>29893749
How active? What's the farthest she's gotten?
>>29894587
She had sex with me once when the gf was at school to teach me things she'd like.
No 3somes, the sex was a one-time thing. Sorry to disappoint.
>>29892905
You can't "masturbate someone"
>>29894788
That's not disappointing. Did gf ever find out? Care to greentext?
>>29894819
Fucking this! This! This!
>>29893699
Call me autistic but what is happening in the photo? I can't clearly make out anything
>>29892905
Actually I read article, years ago, about moms in Japan giving blowjobs and handjobs to their own sons during school exams so they would study without distraction by sexual urges.
>>29896009
The child's intestinal lining came out, she's an idiot and thinks it's some kind of parasite.
At what age should you teach your siblings to masturbate?
>>29894788
Greentext this anon
Original
>>29897283
At age 12
