>commercial repeats its phone number more than twice
>talk to someone
>talk about something you think is cool, answer a question, or clear something up for them
"Ah."
MAKES ME FUCKING RAGE BECAUSE IT ONLY HAPPENS ON CHAT ROOMS, NO ONE FUCKING DOES THAT IRL FUCKING PRETENTIOUS SADBOIS FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>phone changes music by brushing up against your thigh in your pocket when youre on a walk
>people breathing heavily through their nose
my fucking god I just want to scream when someone does this
who /sensitivetonoise/ here?
>>29891537
>watching commercials
Why don't you just stream everything online? I don't know how anyone can sit through 10 minutes of ads for a 20 minute show
>>29892131
i'm /sensitivetonoise/ and /sensitivetosmells/
>can't deal with family eating corn on the cob/noodles/any other noisy food
>can't stand the smell of the refrigerator, literally have to hold my breath when i want something when everyone says it's perfectly fine
>often something will just smell like outright shit and no one else will be able to smell it
being autistic is suffering
>hearing normies laugh
>>29892234
If your sense of smell and taste is really that sensitiv you could be successful with it with some practice. Or do you only smell shitty smells?
>>29892330
i don't smell good smells enough to say for sure. but it's mostly shitty smells.
>>29891537
>shitty people that is in your face and try to validate himself by his belonging or his social statue.
>Normie trying to prove they're better than you but you know he just wasting his time because I don't give a damn about their superiority complex game.
Just Fuck off already.
>toggling between two channels
>commercial you hate comes on
>too lazy to change channel
>same commercial plays again
>finally hit "last" button
>commercial you hate is playing
>>29891726
im mad just thinking about this
>>29891537
>hurry up and do x!
>when clearly in the middle of doing x
WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE I AM DOING YOU DUMB NORMIE
>>29891537
When they are doing interviews with people not used to being on tv/radio and they keep saying "you know", etc after each sentence
>look for thing
>its nowhere to be found
>>29891700
If you're answering a question, at least, it shows you're listening. Ofc nobody does that irl, that's what body language is for.
>my tp link is not amplifying the network signal so my pc in the basement is internetless RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE GOD FUCKING DAMMIT THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR 3 STINKIN DAYS
>Excuse me, do you work here?
>>29891726
This started happening to me when I switched from the Iphone 6 to the S7 Edge
You know what, and this isn't even a joke, I fucking butt dialed fucking 911 4 times in a fucking row while moving around at work because on my startup screen there is a direct button to call them
My heart fucking plummeted when I looked at my phone and saw that it had happened in intervals of five minutes and they called back each time from some other number
>>29891537
>anything in my room that is not symmetrical and organized as fuck
>people using apple products
>people who play pokemon go
>the idea of having to go unconscious for a matter of hours (sleeping)
>Friend is not using his inside voice
>want to go outside and walk around for a bit to stretch my muscles after 12 hours on the computer
>neighbors are outside doing whatever normies do outside
FUCK. YOU HAVE ALL DAY. CAN'T YOU HAVE THE DECENCY TO BE IN YOUR HOMES BY 7 PM SO I DON'T HAVE TO BE SUBJECT TO YOUR JUDGMENTAL GAZES.
>autistic brother brings his autistic friend over
>weird voices/fake crying/screaming/mario fanfiction for 7 fucking hours
>tfw little girl asks me why im taking a break at work
that actually hurt my feelings though
I would never have said something like that as a kid
>high school
>go on field trip to water treatment plant
>two kinds of people: those who hold their noses and those who don't
>those who don't are either farmers or live in the country where they have to clean septic tanks on the regular
>I'm a city dweller
>don't hold my nose
>mfw my house just smells like shit all the time
>>29893591
>mario fanfictionany recommendations
>People with fixable bad posture
>Snapbacks and epic beard combo - kill yourself if you have this, you're a try hard.
>Cocky down syndrome people, or just cocky retards in general; it all stems form being pampered and told they're great. Their attitudes are sickening.
>>29892298
>Walk past group of girls
>Hear them giggle and laugh
It doesn't matter if you're sexy as fuck or ugly, they will do it NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE.
>sitting at barnes and noble, reading the classics
>a pack of niggers is walking around the entire store twisting the titles of books to their niggerish ways and howling in delight
>an sjw and her beta orbiter ask me if i would like to donate to the charity for deez nutz
>asian teenagers hogging all the chairs and juding me as i peruse through the manga section
I fucking hate summer
>>29893681
Not reading it, making it
He's been screaming into a camera with dolls with his drool-covered iPod touch pretty much since he exited the womb
>>29893505
Fucking this.
>people being really loud without noticing
>telling me I'm too quiet when they are literally screaming inside
>when they find out after more people say it they don't care anyways
The sound of kissing.
Really grinds my gears.
>little sister makes fnaf OC self insert
>won't shut up about lore/theory/I don't even know
>explains backstory of her OC and relationship status with every character
>never played the game
>don't know what the fuck she is even talking about
>just want it to end
People who think they're above you because you use a smartphone and they don't, and they call you a smartphone zombie and go on rants about anti socialness.
>baking something
>tell family member not to eat the ingredients (chocolate chips, etc)
>turn around
>they eat the ingredients
>missing the bus because it came early
>when people talk to me while the TV is on
>when cashiers ask me about details of my life or day
>>29893690
You sound like a gigantic faggot
>>29893912
>>missing the bus because it came early
This is the worst. The driver probably feels so smug too because he "saved time" when he's actually making life harder for everyone else.
>>when people talk to me while the TV is on
This doesn't bother me really because I can turn the sound off. But what bothers me is, when I'm at my girlfriend's house, they always have the TV on super loud and then try to talk over it. It just pisses me off because fuck, if you're not going to watch TV, just turn that shit off so I don't get permanent ear damage.
>>when cashiers ask me about details of my life or day
This
OP here
on the topic of fucking commercails
I FUCKING HATE MAZDA'S PIECE OF SHIT VOICEOVER NIGGER
HIS VOICE IS SO FUCKING ANNOYING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5UjmHOl4pU
HAAAAAAATEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29893823
Story of my life, senpai.
When I moved out of my Mom's and into my own place, my buddy came over and started doing this "YUCK YUCK YUCK" raucous laughter as we watched Wrongfully Accused. I told him to shut the fuck up because I don't want to be that loud neighbor. So, there's a couple of my neighbors talking in the hallway and he starts yelling out gay sex sounds and I slapped his shit right there without thinking. Came to my senses and kicked him out and on his way out he does this gay santa claus impression (bear in mind he's an obese effeminate man over 30) outside of my front door as my neighbors are watching.
He eventually fucked off but I caught one of my neighbors calling me a pervert recently.
Waking up in the morning
>>29893959
>This doesn't bother me really because I can turn the sound off
I more meant it like if someone else is watching TV and then tries to start a conversation with me or say something to me without pausing or muting it. It's difficult for me to divert my attention entirely to whatever it is they're saying.
If someone talks to me while I'm watching TV, yeah I usually pause it because I can't have both going on at the same time.
>>29893912
>when cashiers ask me about details of my life or day
they don't actually care about your day anon, they'll get in trouble if they don't interact/engage with the customer
I work in wageslave world as a head cashier/cash trainer and the brand emphasizes this so much, we have to be friendly and happy and seem to care about customers so they'll come back.
>>29893879
my dad and sister were watching the news and bitching about how stupid pokemon go players are and making fun of them. my sister says "why don't they hold a book in front of their face LOL!?"
really hate smug little cunts like her. especially since she snapchats and texts all the time anyway
When i finish pissing, zip up, and a tablespoon of piss pours into my underwear
>>29894004
>they don't actually care about your day anon
It doesn't matter whether or not they do, really. It's exhausting either way. If anything, the fact that they don't makes it even worse because then it's forced on both ends.
>Captcha being difficult
>parents impose consciousness on me
>>29894004
This. If you're so ass blasted about cashiers asking about the details of your day just give them the one word but polite answers. They really don't care.
>>29891537
>people telling me to do something right before i was about to do it anyways
>my friends getting too excited/loud in public and drawing attention
>glancing at everyone in a room for .2 seconds, making eye contact with a girl and her thinking I'm checking her out
this one is probably mostly in my head
>friends watching my snap stories in front of me
>people on this board REEEEEing because someone has friends
>"how's the job hunt going boi-o?"
>getting muted for two seconds because you all clearly know that feel.
>>29894039
THIS
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
I have to wait to relax muscles and the swindle it AND wipe the tip - no fully effective tho
>>29894237
>>29894039
press up on the area just behind your scrotum and slide it forward
i used to have that problem too
>>29891537
>someone is talking at me
>say something back
>they say they didn't hear me
>say it 3 times, each time louder than the last and after each time they say they don't hear me.
>Just say that is wasn't important
>they make a huge deal about it
>>29892131
Specially when snot is involved
>show is too quiet
>commercials are too loud
>movie's dialogue is barely audible
>action scenes are deafeningly loud
>>29893394
AAAAAAAAAAAHHH
REEEEEEEEEEE
paranormal trolls they are!
>>29893505
What's the 'inside voice'?
A proper pitch?
>>29894306
Seconding, this sentiment is one with which I can undoubtedly agree yes sir
>sorry not sorry
>same difference
>awesome
>amazeballs
>>29894378
The worst part about the commericals thing is that it's illegal. They were ordered to make their commercial volumes consistent with normal programming, but just slowly inched the volume back up over time afterwards.
>>29894254
You mean the skin area between scrotum and anus?
So what's the problem?
>>29894453
urine gets trapped there and doesn't come out when you're peeing
squeezing/pushing that area will make it come out
trust me it works
>Morning dew on the grass wets my shoes
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
Fucking people who reply with cool or k, who ever does this has a special place in hell
Fucking normies acting like they have depression or anxiety/ any other disability with out being diagnosed
>waking up
rrrrrRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29893830
god i hate anyone who isnt mature/ over 14
i hate dealing with listening to shitty lore backstorys of a shitty game that is just youtube clickbait also since my nephew fucking makes me watch jack septic faggot and pewdiepie i wish i lived in a attic
>>29894362
Speaking like a regular human being when youre inside as opposed to yelling at someone who is less than 5 feet away from you
>>29891726
that's what you get for using android garbage.
>>29894362
As opposed to outside voice
Library voice is a more rigorous form of inside voice
>>29894399
Is it really illegal? I mean it's annoying as fuck, similar to clicking on a YouTube link only to find out its the sanic hadghog one, but I don't think it should be illegal.
When you end up getting scolded by liberal family because you said something xenophobic
Short sleeve T shirt fits weird and makes almost like a shark fin type deal on the back hem. Idk how to describe it but it is hell
>>29891537
>Commercial repeats
You know those little "holographic" images that change the picture when you look at them?
Lenticular Images.
I FUCKING HATE THEM
I will hulk smash REEEE the fuck out if you scratch one around me.
I can't explain it, it makes me nervous, pissed, it hurts my urethra, under my fingernails start to burn and itch, i get un controlabley angry about it. I hate them. even thinking about them as i write this is pissing me off. I don't fucking like them one god damn bit
>>29891537
>Get something to eat
>Go in living room with family
>5 minutes later they put on something like "Bizarre diseases" or something to that effect on TV
>act like I'm not there
Motherfucker, stuff like that doesn't usually bother me but I don't want to see fleshy growths while I'm trying to eat my fucking cereal.
>>29895060
>>act like I'm not there
>I'm more important than everyone else, notice me
>Barber tries to make small talk
>we clearly have nothing in common
>keeps trying to force a conversation
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DO YOUR JOB SO I CAN GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE AS FAST AS FUCKING POSSIBLE
Tbh he cuts hair like a fucking soldier
>>29893690
>Cocky down syndrome people, or just cocky retards in general
Ugh, that reminds me of this story of when I was in Boy Scouts
>troop has brought in an advisor for Disabilities Awareness merit badge
>This fat dude with a retarded looking face and a generic non-Down potato child
>the dad is the kind of person who would call you out for using a term other than The Latest One for idiots/retards/handicapped/disabled/neurodivergent/unique/Retards2016
> trying to explain to us how it's our obligation to pander to the likes of him and his kid
>muh back gets brought up, pretty sure his income is heavily supplemented by gibsmedats
>puts his wheelchair bound spawn up on stage as an example of how even mentally disabled people can have interesting thoughts and interesting people
>kid literally just goes on an autistic speech about trains and how he collects them and how he's played 27th trains and models and trainmodels... punctuated by promptings from dad; I doubt the kid could have steered the conversation even if he had the will or inclination to
>at the end he basically recaps by reminding us to check our privilege and keep an eye out for legislation to give his likes further advantages
The whole thing was supposed to show us how disabilities awareness is important, and that it's good for society, etc; but the only message I got from it was that disabled people are a cancer on society
>>29894306
>>29894378
If it's that much of an issue, you could always invest in one of these https://www.amazon.com/Sescom-SES-NORMALIZE-Audio-Regulator-Sescom/dp/B009AKBO8S
>>29894634
Just went to the bathroom and molested myself.
Can confirm it works.
Anytime anyone uses "at the end of the day" as part of a summary statement. Noticed this was a go-to used by politicians. Rage inducing when I noticed others parroting it while discussing politics - which is usually annoying to begin with.
Inappropriate use of "we" by those in management positions. As if they were addressing a goddamned kindergarten classroom. "How are we doing today?"
>>29892298
Zorran is perfect for reaction images
>>29895133
I mind their sensibilities when they watch TV.
>Can't watch that anon,I'm eating.
>Put something for everyone, anon
>I'm eating anon, that means I decide what I watch
I don't ask for much, they could've have put anything else that wasn't showing putrid gums and I would be okay.
I always played fair with them and followed their requests, what makes me lesser than them that I can't ask for the minimum consideration?
>text friend
>her boyfriend snapchats himself fucking friend
I just wanted to say 'hello'.
>>29891537
This one makes me fucking HOMICIDAL
>Be 32 year old NEET
>Mom come into my room
>Anon come watch something with me
>Ok.PNG
>go downstairs and put something on I think she'll really like
>SHE IMMEDIATELY FALLS ASLEEP
Why the fuck did she ask me to watch something with her if she was just going to fall asleep REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29894634
I've checked this twice. Works
Is there a name for this malfunction?
But does it fix it for good?
How did you find out this solution?
>>29895350
You mean he shows you he's with her at that bare moment?
>>29895391
Can you be more selfish?
32 NEET whose only job is to look after his mother's sleep
>>29895461
Yes. As a way to tell me to 'fuck off' .
I'm not even romantically interested in my female friend. I hate texting girls with boyfriends because I constantly feel like I'm bothering them while they're fucking. I hate innocently trying to make contact with a friend only to get a reply that's meant to degrade me.
>Using a computer that isn't my own customized autism shitposting machine
>Click a link
>The microsecond before I click an add pops up and takes the place of what I was about to click
I don't know how normies live without Adblock
>When you politely ask someone to do something or say "excuse me" and they just glare at you
>Limescale in your tea
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29895027
There was a kid in middle school with an autistic aversion to these. We had these little planner books with a lenticular cover and this one annoying kid would always scratch it around him.
There was one time he started heavily scratching it with a broken ruler so it was very loud and high-pitched and the dude burst into treats and had to leave the room.
>>29895350
Oh God
This makes me feel sick
I hope you immediately went no contact with that degenerate "friend"
What the fuck is wrong with people, man
>>29895600
>suggest friend that he should use adblock and have some malware protection
>"nah man. I don't want to download anything because I don't want my computer to lag. I only use <social media>, Reddit and youtube so it's not like I'll get a virus"
When people in leadership positions (managers for example) get into the forced community/family stuff. It's so inauthentic, the leader must know that none of his employees genuinely see themselves as a team fighting for the future of the company, and the employees know that he knows that they know that. Yet it continues, and phony agreements go back and forth, it's just so stupid to make minimum wage employees (or even real employees) pretend they're devoted to some grand cause just because it makes you feel like some big guy. No worker works for any reason other than money; if they're in it for some meaningful work experience and love what they do, chances are they won't be working for someone else.
>>29895737
>wal-mart meetings
>wal-mart cheer squads
holy fuck, I just want to make a living. I honestly have no useful ideas on how to make the company strive better. Stop it with the cheerleading before a shift. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
>>29894892
Just letting you know that you're a fucking faggot.
>>29891537
I hate chinos. The word just annoys me.
And, on the subject of trousers, I absolutely despise skinny jeans. They look stupid on everyone but they've become the fashion so people try to wear them and they look ridiculous. Definitely ree material.
>>29895855
Man I love skinny jeans and fitted shirts, they look retarded if you're a nu-male but if you're in decent shape and have a clue about what clothes go together they look great
>teacher docks points off my essay because I spell color 'colour'
>>29895887
Bullshit. No-one could be that much of a cunt.
>normie spams emojis in every post she make
>>29895134
naah, it feels awkward when they stop talking tho
>>29892198
This picture makes me smile. Thank you, frendo.
>skinny dipping with friends
>girls that mock guys for having boners
>people that start making fun of penis sizes
>people using meme arrows wrong
>wagecucking
>feeling like your about to throw up while wagecucking
>a filebased class at my workplace cant check if the file exists
>>29896147
>normie problems
Leave. Now. You have no place in a ree thread.Or do you...
>>29892330
People with autism don't have better senses, they just can't filter noise out.
>>29895256
>>29892298
Holy shit, Tugs!
>that ghost episode
>>29892131
Its therapeutic for me breath heavily out my nose. Why should i give a fuck about you?
>>29893879
They are above you though :^)
>>29896468
High tide is the best episode
>when people laugh at me and won't stop
>>29893829
God I know that feeling.
I'm not sure if it's because I'm jealous or what
>>29894039
>>29894254
HOLY SHIT
AFTER ALL THESE YEARS
I CAN STOP HAVING TO CHANGE MY UNDERWEAR 4 TIMES A DAY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>29894398
whats wrong with saying awesome
>>29894306
What about when the background music is loud and doesn't quiet down when dialogue starts so you can barely hear what characters are saying.
>>29893505
>friend
Fuck out of here normie
>>29894981
lmao your shits just too big nigga. size the fuck down. that was literally me in middle and high school
>>29895027
lol i did this as a kid and still do. i like to pretend im scratching on a turntable. never understood how niggas thot this was annoying
>>29895350
This is why you don't be friends with girls
>>29895560
are you a dude? i know what the fuck you mean. same shit applies to my male friends. its prolly because im a fucking virgin, but knowing that all of my friends fuck makes me want to kill myself even more
>when someone talks towhat is most likely nowmy ex
>>29895134
I used to have this problem and would never to go the same hairdresser twice in a row as a result. One day, however, I found a barber who was fantastic at small talk. The kind of guy who can talk about absolutely anything. Feels good.
>Telling girl funny story or joke
>She says "That's so funny!"
>Doesn't actually laugh
I mean, fuck, if I'm not funny then either don't laugh at or or humor me. Outright saying something's funny and not laughing just makes you seem fake as fuck.
>people walking over the street when it's green light for drivers
>drivers speeding to get through yellow when they have enough time to slow down and stop
>he tries to get you to post pics.
>he wants you to voice chat.
>>29895134
This is the exact reason why I bought a cheap set a clippers and cut my own hair.
Getting my haircut a few years ago by some obnoxious cunt was the last straw. She kept trying to pry into my life and her questions were both none of her fucking business and even if I were to answer, she would have either been offended or clueless as to what I was talking about. She kept going on and on the entire time and I was really struggling with controlling my anxiety at that time, basically holding back tears and it was obvious by the difficulty in answer questions that I wasn't in the mood to talk, any retard should have noticed that much.
Fuck extroverts and people who can't simply do a fucking job without trying to turn it into a social thing. Taxi drivers are the same. Why don't they just shut the fuck up and drive? How hard it is?
>the sound of people chewing/eating
When I hear it I want to strangle them. I cannot ignore the rage that comes, it is annoying
>>29895887
So the teacher docked marks because she doesn't know how to spell? Damn, even though some of my teachers in the past were cunts, at least they weren't retarded.
tripfags. my needy cat meowing constantly. Tv commercials which try to make me feel something. Fuck off you manipulative marketing CUNTS
>Have door closed
>Someone barges in does something or other
>Leaves without closing the door
>get pissed but don't call them out on it and close it myself
>As soon as I get to my chair they open the door again
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>look up for a thing in your house
>find everything else
>except for that item
Makes me REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE hard until I eventually find it
>people who watch televizion
>normie parents had sex
>now alive because of normies
>>29897893
>Parents obsessed with me keeping my door open at all times as a kid
>They would always say "We don't keep doors closed in this house"
>Would often just barge into my room, half hoping they'd catch me masturbating
>Most of the time I didn't even close it to fap, just because it was comfy
>Always threatening that they'd better not find me looking at porn
>Mom would ask me incredibly piercing questions as a teenager
>"Anon have you had sex?" "Anon have you grown pubic hair yet?"
>Sense of privacy gets fucked up and I now find it very difficult to open up and share things with people
>Parents have the gall to ask each other and me why I don't have a girlfriend
>>29897969
Cont
>Having moved out, parents ask why I don't ever share things with them or tell them about my life
I've tried broaching the subject with them before but they always just get mad and play the victim.
Fuck this is bringing back memories and making me mad. Anyone else know this feel?
>>29897628
Shut up, JD.
>mom yells my name from another room
>reply with what
>doesn't say anything until a couple of minutes pass and repeats
this shit is happening right now
>>29891700
I say that sometimes when I get confirmation of something, you fucking sperglord.
>>29898048
>Shut up, JD.
Kek.
>>29898048
Fuck you this is a legitimate complaint and thing that makes me mad
>>29892131
I could barely watch the Sopranos because of this. Heavy nose breathing is the real crime, mouth-breathing doesn't even compete
>>29897913
Family member recently spent over $1000 on a fucking TV. Mind blowing to say the least. I haven't owned a TV since 2009, but it was for playing console video games and didn't actually get a reception. Every time I visit family they are always watching that shit and it somehow manages to be more obnoxious and less mentally stimulating than /v/.
I probably read more than they do in a week just by spending an hour on 4chan. It's fucking sad: these are my own family members deciding to rot their brains as though it doesn't matter. I mean, holy fuck: I remember being over the parent/step parents house and watching some current affairs political commentary shit we have in Australia with them. Called The Project. The most insufferable shit that makes /pol/tards seem almost reasonable. The worst part was that these people, my family, were nodding and agreeing with them and getting upset at the people the show clearly wanted to audience to be upset over.
Are normalfags generally this fucking stupid or what? My limited contact with other people AFK makes me have a lower and lower opinion of people in general each time. These are the voting public and are so easily manipulated. I don't get the appeal of representative democracy.
>>29891537
>When someone puts back the milk gallon with only a few droplets
MAKES ME RAGE SO MUCH FUCKING ASSHOLES
>>29893879
But they are above you and you are a smartphone zombie. The only reason this gets to you is because you know they're absolutely right.
t. fellow smartphone zombie
>my fifty-five-year-old mom shows me Facebook memes and clickbait for only the lowest of low common denominators
>have to pretend it's mildly funny so as not to hurt her feelings
>normies who blindly follow and get swept up by flavor-of-the-month trends, fads, and memes, then get mad at you when you point this out
DUDE POKEMON GO LMAO DO I FIT IN YET PLEASE SLEEP WITH ME LADIES XD
>frantic, needless jumpcuts in Youtube videos that make a boring vlog look like fucking Quantum of Solace
>Canadians
>people who say "life's not fair" when it suits them but who subscribe to the Just-World fallacy
>people who use the word "utilize"
>"ironic" anything because people are too retarded to have any genuine interests, thoughts, or emotions
>the overwhelming liberal bias present in media and academia
>people who say "females" instead of "women"
>>29898012
I know that feel. They will never admit they've fucked-up as parents and will blame all of your failures on you while taking credit for all of your rare successes achieved in spite of them. My mom is the same way, but she's a micromanaging single mother. I'm twenty years old and she tells me how to arrange the furniture in my own room and how to organize the clothes in my own dresser, among other things. I'm not allowed to have any choices, preferences, or independence. I love her on some level but I absolutely hate her for how she's ruined my life. I'm the one who turned out mentally-ill, I'm the one who has to live this dysfunctional life, and she has the fucking audacity to play the victim. When she was my age she was backpacking across Europe and fucking. Me, I can't even go to the grocery store because I'm scared to leave the house. This is what she's done to me.
>with some normies in a car
>listening to cd's
>they literally never finish a song
>skip around them after 30 seconds to a minute of each one
what the fuck is so hard about listening to a full song
>>29897676
Maybe you should outright say you don't feel like talking? Not everyone is able to pick up on the subliminal cues of a stranger, especially when they're distracted by the service they are providing you. Some people feel uncomfortable in silence, just like you do in conversations. The world doesn't revolve around you faggot
>>29891726
Nah, I always lock the screen when I don't look at it. Not sure if it's a good or bad habit
>>29898134
And to add to that they mindlessly repeat shit said on TV to sound intelligent. Sorry for the late response.
>home alone
>watching Why Planes Crash
>sisters come home and start talking loud and performing
>one particularly loud sister will put on music on max volume and sing loudly and badly knowing I'm trying to watch something
>Fatfucks who breathe heavily while on the phone
Holy shit get in shape if youre out of breath by merely holding a phone youre subhuman trash.
Forget something I'm about to say right after thinking of them. Seriously - having a bad memory sucks sometimes, I need more fish oil !!
>dad habitually sighs/moans randomly in this high pitched voice if it's quiet
>sounds really gay and annoys me
>>29899437
>subhuman trash.
weight means nothing here. you are all already subhuman trash once you feel the need to get comfort from other fuck-ups on r9k.
>>29891537
>dad always comes down the hall right as I'm about to cum
>dad always watches and yells at the news while I'm trying to jack off
>mfw
>>29899682
>hear dad sneezing while making my food in the kitchen
just going to have to throw that omelette away now
FUCK YOU
People having a conversation and shouting for no reason , literally screaming in each others faces
>trying to add something to a conversation but given no turn to speak
>Once you're able to speak the subject is already long gone
>People interrupting you when you have something you've been thinking about saying in your head for 15 minutes and have carefully designed saying it in a way that would be interesting, then have to deal with the ruined work of verbal art because someone couldn't wait their turn to speak
IT TAKES ME 30 MINUTES IN MY HEAD AND SOMETIMES EVEN SHOWERTALKS TO PRACTICE WHAT IM ABOUT TO SAY TO PEOPLE STOP TALKING WHEN I WANT TO SAY SOMETHING WAIT YOUR FUCKING TURN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERREEEERRERRREEEEEEEEEEEE
>shout at mom/roomie/sister across the house for something
>they yell back that if I want something I should come over and ask
>they do the exact same thing and bitch when I call them out
>somebody says they're gonna do x (cook a meal)
>3 hours later food still nowhere to be found
>they bitch at you when you start cooking or order food
this applies to almost anything that needs to be done though.
>>29899437
>youre
>calls someone subhuman trash
>>29892298
Nice, I agree,
But try to beat THIS:
>hearing (possibly attractive) girls laugh
>>29898995
Most songs only have one good bit and the rest is trash. Few songs are actually worth listening all the way through for.
>brother playing with his friends online in room next to me, loud as fuck, fake laughs, louder screams etc
>chewing
>family dont let me sleep at 4pm because "its time to wake up, anooon"
>cantwakeup.png
>>29893394
>the thing you were looking for was right in front of you all along
>working st starbucks
>customer starts their order with "I need"
Bitch this is the last thing you need
>>29900429
>Customer has been standing in line for minutes
>Only starts reading the menu when they get to the front
Mad
>>29900461
Sometimes the menu's fonts and colors make them difficult to read. I have to be at the front to be able to make out most place's chickenscratch
>>29891537
>When someone says Significant Other
>When women walk side by side and take up the whole pavement
>When someone hovers over me, especially in enclosed spaces
>When the checkout lady keeps trying to make smalltalk despite all my answers being "yep"
>When my mother cooks stuff nobody likes such as boiled potatoes
>>29891537
Someone mispronouncing or just plain getting pokemons names wrong, repetitively
>>29900189
Stop listening to bad music then, dumbass.
>>29900543
Good reading comprehension there.
>>29900315
>tfw you were already holding or wearing thing you were looking for
>>29897698
i feel you anon
apparently not all people feel the same and I was shocked when I found out
I hate when I have to arrange meals with my family, when they talk with their mouth full, and any eating noise ever
>>29900429
>"I want a small or tall whatever you call it coffee"
>by saying it this way you clearly know the size names and how they work yet you choose to say it wrong anyway to show your disdain for them as if that makes you somehow superior to me
>this one guy comes almost every day yet still orders this way every time
FUCK OFF
>>29893478
That's happened to me at least 5 times when I've gone into Primark.
Just because I neatly fold the clothes I don't want and put them back on the shelf doesn't mean I work here ;_;
>>29893959
>btw I have a girlfriend ;)
FUCK
OFF
NORMIE
>>29893569
>Do something out of the ordinary like stay over at someone's house for the weekend
>Mother gets super nosey and keeps interrogating me
>Fucking sulks when I won't tell her about my personal business
>>29894205
>people on this board REEEEEing because someone has friends
Then why don't you accept you're in the wrong board?
>>29895887
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
I spell color 'color' all the fucking time ever since I learnt english as a young kid
>writing an essay
>write 'color'
>a few other american spellings
>get B only thanks to retarded teachers thinking that words like sidewalk, gasoline, and trunk are fucking incorrect
I FUCKING HATE THESE NORMIE KEKS THERE ISNT ONLY ONE WAY TO SPELL THINGS YOU FUCKING BRITBONGS DIE NOW
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE FUCKING HELL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
also
>tfw all your rare pepes have already been posted
pic unrel.
>>29891726
Just make the screen face away from your leg when in pocket. Problem solved!
When people refer to Latinos as "Spanish"
This is really common in New York and it irritates me
>suddenly normies decide the things you were severely outcast for can be cool now
>can't even enjoy niche hipster subculture because it's filled with trenders, and people think you're one too
>>29897576
>When you see normies posting in r9k
>people on this board making vidya/anime references irl
>same people raging when other people reference internet memes/slang irl, even when the referenced things aren't from this site
>>29900879
Would you prefer wetback or spic?
>just get done shower
>have to poop right after
Its like my ass hates me
>people sneezing loudly in public
>they don't cover their nose or mouth
>>29894205
>>people telling me to do something right before i was about to do it anyways
>say I was about to do it
>they say "you have to do it, not be about to do it"
>>29897698
>mom making this short "mmm" noise when she's eating and wants to say something but she can't right then because her mouth is full of food
>>29898054
>"Anon!"
>"What?"
>"ANON!"
>"WHAT?"
>runs into my door
>slams the door wide open
>runs in
>says whatever she wanted to say
>people saying "haha" when texting
Just stop it you fucking betas. And girls who do it are always absolute shit for brains too
>instantaneous
>instantaneously
Just say fucking 'instant' or 'instantly'. Maybe even 'immediate'. 'Instantaneous' always sounds like someone trying to make up a needlessly long word to look clever.
>>29900907
No, I'm not even Hispanic but it's common knowledge that Latino or Hispanic are proper terms
>>29901285
>Those rare occasions when my father cooks
>DINNERS DONE!
>"I'll get it later"
>IT'S GOING COLD
>"I'll. Get. It. Later."
>Oh I dunno what's to be done with you
>ANON
>ANOOOOOOOOON
>"What"
>"CMERE"
>Walk out of my bedroom to see what they want
>There's crisps here if you want some
>reeeeeeeeee you could've fucking said that from the start, why make me get up and walk out to the landing
>Used the just wander into my room whenever he felt like it to spy on the neighbours or get me to be his slave
>Put lock on my door
>No more unwanted visits
>>29901012
>they say "you have to do it, not be about to do it"
Wha... dude this happened to you? This is crazy. I think I would quit life if this happened to me
>>29901386
You're either a Mexican or Spanish.
There is no Latino, Latino is a fucking meme race that doesn't exist.
>>29901393
They made food for you. Be nice. You hurt their feelings by refusing to eat it and letting it go cold.
And the crisps. They thought you would like some as a treat. They got them out for you. And you just spit on it and tell them to fuck off? Not cool, bro.
>>29900806
reminds me of this
>going to do something out of the ordinary (go to a trip, get dragged to some event by brother)
>just about to leave
>mother starts fussing about the thing/activity, tells me what to wear, what to take with me, how to behave
>want to cancel what I was going to do
>>29901416
You're a retard, Latino isn't supposed to be a race
Calling Salvadorans "Spanish" is retarded
people who seriously believe smokers dont know how bad it is for them and tries to lecture them
shut the fuck up you fucking nerds
>>29901004
>people covering their nose or mouth with their hand when they sneeze or cough
>>29901447
I know I sound ungrateful but in my shoes you'd get annoyed too.
They know I hate it when they shout up the stairs, I ALWAYS get my dinner at like 10pm, I never want any of the sweets they offer. Yet they keep doing all that shit knowing it annoys the fuck out of me because they're self absorbed twats.
>>29901579
>wanting strangers snot or other disgusting particles on you
>>29901579
>sneeze into hand
>look at hand
>wipe hand on shirt/trousers
>carry on as normal
>>29901535
Actually ciggies hurt other people more than they hurt the smoker.
I personally don't give a fuck about people smoking in public but I'm glad it's banned in enclosed spaces like restaurants.
Summer makes me REEEEEEEEE
>>29895256
just made this epin oc
>When people try to act all liberated when they're nothing special
I don't know why this pisses me off
My fathers bathing/morning wash routine
>Goes into the bathroom topless and leaves the door open
>Washes his face, grunts and moans while drying it off
>Wanders out to the landing for no reason at all, walks back into the bathroom after 30 seconds
>Brushes his teeth, wanders out
>Does his hair, wanders out
>Washes his hands 3+ times during the routine and wanders out after each time
>Add an hour each if he decides to shave or shower
He's so fucking slow, and he never shuts up with the grunting and moaning it's so fucking annoying. oh:
>Large family
>One bathroom
>He insists on taking baths then throws tantrums when people keep knocking to use the bathroom
>>29901809
Just grunt and moan around him and he'll eventually get uncomfortable
>>29901639
yeah i agree
in hospitals, trains, busses, stores and whatever
but i still think it should be up to the owner of the bar/club if he wants to allow smoking in his establishment
>>29901955
Nah he'll just throw a tantrum because I'm mocking him and start a big argument.
>>29891700
I say this all the time, you might have a problem.
>riding in my friend's car, we're chatting
>suddenly he decides to blast his nigger music
>can't talk over the tremendous volume
>go the rest of the way without speaking and in a shitty mood
>concert/festival/performance
>normies go there to meet people
>they just talk to their friends and ignore the performers
>they have to converse by yelling because the music is very loud
>>29901639
No it does not hurt other people more, that's a myth
>watching a movie with my familiy at home
>THEY CONSTANTLY TALK AND DON'T SHUT UP
>>29893628
how exactly did that hurt your feelings
>>29902274
>movie night at anons house
>anon suggests Only God Forgives
>movie finishes and nobody understands
>anon doesn't even understand the movie
>anon can you explain the movie we don't get it
>"Anon why do you suggest such dumb fucking movies"
>>29902407
Only God Forgives is hot garbage though. Just because you have a boner for Ryan Gosling doesn't make it salvageable as a film.
>>29899844
Every fucking time.
Why can't they just let me talk even once?
>>29891537
Background noise.
I can't hear absolutely anything when there is even no music playing but just bunch of people on the same table talking at the same time.
It goes worse when I'm drunk but I can only interact when I've had few beers so I just want to shout that shut this music down and be quiet let only one person talk.
I'm especially annoyed when they say that yea it is hard for me to understand too but still are understanding each other when I'm in between them and don't understand a word even if ther shout in my ear 3 times in a row.
I also hate open planned offices, I need to have my own room with lockable door to think. Nobody can see my computer screen or walk behind my back. It is not even that autistic and i'm really surprised how most people can handle it. Usually they say something like if you don't have anything to hide, why are you bothered or if i watch porn while working. Actually, it is the other way around, watching porn is passive and not creative, I wouldn't care if someone sees me doing that. But how I think, write or program is something that is private for me. 4chan or youtube videos are not that private either. It doesn't require thinking.
>>29900563
He's not wrong
Orrggimal
>>29894829
this
as someone with ocd making my life garbage i hate fucking normies who clean something a bit or organize stuff well say "im so ocd"
>>29902167
>can't get down to bangers in the car
No wonder you're a robot.
>mum tries to talk to me with her mouth full of food
>throws a temper tantrum when I tell her how mad it makes me
>excited to get my ups package
>check ups website, says "out for delivery"
>sit in front of my house all day waiting because i want it that bad
>he never comes
>check ups website, it says "driver attempted delivery; no one was home"
>they fucking lie
>>29891537
girl/boy threads here.
Exactly the same topics like popular kids had in middle school. Get over it, are you actually a person yourself or do you want to whine like a 12 year old all your life? What are your interests, what do you want to achieve, what do you like?
Most relationships are not happy or are not more enjoyable than great friendships or doing your favourite thing that isn't related to girls or boys. Most relationships are like that background thing, not that intense after few weeks. More or less like living with a relative but there are holes and sticks involved.
>>29902943
You realize there's no reason to lie because they have to come back later anyway right?
t. Used to work at UPS
>>29903047
but look, i know that when it gets around 5 or 5:30, and the ups driver is tired, but he looks back and sees he has like 8 more packages to deliver, hes probably like "fuck it, im done" and just quits for the day and decides to lie and put "they werent home" on the rest of the packages so he can just call it a day. dont tell me they dont do that.
>>29893478
>Excuse me, do you work here?
>wearing uniform and name tag with store logo on it
senpai you dont need to ask when its obvious that i do
>>29900886
This shit right here.
I wore my hair in a bun for most of middle school and was made fun of for it. Years later, the "manbun" is popular and I see almost every guy doing it. What the fuck...
I can't even wear my hair that way anymore because this whole scenario makes me ree internally.
>>29901012
>mom making this short "mmm" noise when she's eating and wants to say something but she can't right then because her mouth is full of food
>does that to interrupt an existing conversation
>KEEPS DOING it until everyone stops everything and looks at her
>another 30 seconds until she actually finishes chewing and can speak
>berates everyone else at the table for being upset with this
>in the bathroom
>somebody tells me to hurry up
WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M FUCKIGN DOING, SITTING AROUND DOING NOTHING, I'M TRYING TO USE THE FUCKING BATHROOM, THIS IS MY PRIVATE TIME, YOU CAN WAIT 30 FUCKING SECONDS YOU MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>29902943
>nearby house has the same number as mine but on a different street
>dumb normie mailman always delivers my video games to them
>taking a nice, long shower
>mother barges in
>sits down on the toilet and takes a dump
>gets up and washes her hands
>DOESN'T EVEN FLUSH
>leaves and gets angry if I yell at her to flush the goddamn toilet (it doesn't affect the shower water much, plus I like it cold)
80% of showers I take when she's present she will take a shit. The kicker isTHERE'S TWO FUCKING BATHROOMS IN THE HOUSE
>>29897628
There was a seinfeld episode about this
>>29903348
Exactly.
I'm going exactly as fast as I will ever go and telling me to hurry up won't change anything. Annoying as fuck living with 5 brothers, they fall out of bed 10 minutes before they have to leave for school and my mother bitches at me to hurry up.
How about they get up on time you stupid slag.
>>29903439
>DOESN'T EVEN FLUSH
>leaves and gets angry if I yell at her to flush the goddamn toilet (it doesn't affect the shower water much, plus I like it cold)
Fucking degenerates fampai.
My little sisters will purposely not flush and when I tell them to go back in and flush my mother bitches at me and comes up with a ton of stupid arguments to defend them like "why does it matter to you if they flush". Because it's fucking disgusting you fucking whore, raise your kids properly.
>>29903583
Exactly, holy shit. How hard is it to flick the fucking toilet handle?
STOP LEAVING HUMAN WASTE FOR ME TO FLUSH REEEEEEEEEEE
>>29893823
>volume
>dad cant hear right
>am on PC, have headphones in
>cant hear shit, TV too loud
>ask dad to lower volume on the TV
>he presses the volume button once, which brings up the little volume menu, but doesnt actually change the volume
>sets down the remote
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
The sound of shrill women's voices. I have no idea why, I don't hate women, just don't like the way they talk. I never play female characters in games.
I don't mind if they have like Alyx Vance or lower tones, but young girls and shit annoy me.
When normies don't write social rules down but expect me to know them while not knowing what are my rules for them.
Like when all my grandparents, great aunts and uncles were celebrating my grandmothers birthday I ate a lot and then needed to shit. I told that hey Im going to shit now. They just ignored. Second time I said even louder and one bitchy aunt told that do I really have to tell it now. I thought that yes why to tell about something that is not done yet, maybe she's right. Ok then, went to shit and cam back and described. How I enjoyed to finally starting emptying my bowels, how I enjoyed pushing it out, it was like giving birth and how I enjoyed that my asshole was relaxed when I just finished. It was like getting a load off your soul, I felt so much lighter now as if I could sing with angels and float in the clouds. I especially enjoyed the texture of the particuar one, it starter with a big and wide piece and then went liquid and it came and came. Exactly like giving a birth. When I explained they didn't seem to get it and just stared at me. I hate when normies don't say anything but are just quiet like I should read their minds. Then I remembered that the bitchy aqunt had a child recently so yes, finally. she can definitely relate. Told her that it was exactly like you giving birth, didn't you just enjoy getting that crap out of you.
And then my grandmother who i'm living with told me to go into my room, no more vodka and I can take only 1 piece of cake with me.
I am 35, virgin, female, living off my grandmother but it is her fault because she has never written me down conrete rules.
>>29893795
>mfw i used to play mario fanfiction with my friends
thank kek nobody had videocameras back then
>>29894306
>volume
>watching show
>speech is low as fuck
>background music is too high
>cant heat what the dude is saying
>driving somewhere with father
>he keeps making some annoying noise with his mouth
>ask him to stop
>he gets triggered and yells about how he's the one driving
>Brother keeps opening door to tell me things I already knew or things I don't care about
>People enter my room and refuse to leave when asked nicely and when asked to fuck off.
>Start having a go at me when I get up off my chair and physically remove them.
>Once requested an electronic lock on my door (Mechanical locks can be picked)
>Had to ask because it would require doing work on my doorframe.
>"lol anon what are you hiding in there"
>Have passcodes and passwords on everything I own because I have a basic expectation of privacy.
>"lol anon what are you hiding?"
I stay in my room because I don't want to talk to anyone. If I wanted to talk, I'd leave my room. I don't get what's hard to understand about that.
>>29903716
>Someone gets in a fight
>The men either intervene or watch on silently
>The women present start shrieking like banshees
>Man gets slapped, doesn't even phase him
>Woman gets slapped, shrieks like a banshee "You hit me! You hit me" she sobs like a manipulative child
>Someone dies
>Men are either stoic or sob quietly
>Women shriek like fucking banshees
>>29903716
You must hate anime with a passion then.
>be at work
>ask customer if I can help them with anything
>They just stare
>customer comes in asking if we have any pools left to sell
>tell them no
>they freak the fuck out and demand I call and check the other stores
>waste 20 minutes because Shaniqua and Cletus waited until July in Texas to buy a swimming pool
>>29903737
If you want someone to read that learn what paragraphs are and then use them.
>>29903737
Too retarded, m8. Consider getting yourself put in a care home so you don't burden your family any further.
>people who are superstitious
>Saying shit like "well, that's the worst of it" or "glad that's over" and having my fucking friends scream "don't fucking curse us bro"
>something bad happens after I apparently cast a fucking hex on us
>next hour, get dirty looks like I actually did anything.
Even people saying shit like "cross your fingers" or "I'll pray for you" get me really irrationally angry. I almost go out of my way to do bad luck things just to be contrarian at this point.
>being told to go outside when it's warm and nice weather outside
what the fuck am i gonna do outside? I don't enjoy sports, i don't enjoy seeing all other normies so happy with their friends and their girls, i don't enjoy just sitting around outside doing nothing. Granted i usually do that in front of my PC however outside just keeps reminding me what i don't have and how inferior i am.
