Robot poetry
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>To you she's a Goddess, to her you're a runt
>Thrice daily, Chad gamahuches her cunt
just finished writing this little ditty, what do you think? have i got potential?
The tree has entered my hands,
The sap has ascended my arms,
The tree has grown in my breast -
Downward,
The branches grow out of me, like arms.
Tree you are,
Moss you are,
You are violets with wind above them.
A child - so high - you are,
And all this is folly to the world.
>She borrows your pencil and swears she'll return it
>Her pussy, Chad churns it
You ate her ass
Chad fucks her ass
She calls you her bff
She calls Chad "a big guy"
You're up late slaying dragons with your guild,
Chad is up late slaying her dragon with his buff build.
Sit on the toilet
While on the company's time
Overtime pooping
You're packing another bowl of weed,
Chad pulls out, and completes the deed.
On her back is where he shoots his seed.
You make a promise to yourself, for her you'll go all out.
Chad doesn't wear a condom and tells her he'll pull out.
>You thoughtfully explain the intricacies of dactylic hexameter
>She rolls her eyes and thinks of Chad's that idyllic jackhammer her
You'll never suck her toes,
For Chad her panties will show.
You listen to emo songs and dream of what could have been,
She and Chad forget to make din din.
>>29891477
>Haha, she laughs, "Anon, you're such a sweet guy"
>Later that night, Chad fucks her and three other roasties on the side
>You practice lines to make her swoon
>But Chad has already filled her womb
>>29891838
Pretty gud mate if you made this
>>29891477
>you thought compliments would get you a turn.
>but chad churns her butter and you feel the burn.
You lurk and troll the Internet
She and Chad will sex
>The existence of Chad she disavows
>For for his thunder cock, she will kowtow
Tfw it only hurts because you're bad at losing
>She tells you, "Anon, you're such a sweet guy."
>Chad gives her orgasms 'till she thinks she will die.
>she'll swallow all of Chad's piss
>you can't even call her miss
>>29891477
i just went on facebook. saw the stereotypical chad with stacy. jesus christ what is this world.
All day I used to think about Marky,
the most innocent and sweetest of them all,
She loved to draw and doodle,
Pictures hung all over her wall.
Until she met a guy named Sam,
more masculine and creative she dearly fell in love,
He asked to meet her one day,
And he fucking took her virginity, of which, he was undeserving of.
Marky Oh Marky,
You were the fairest of them all,
Marky Oh Marky,
Now I spend most days drinking my alcohol.....
The day is weary from my existence
The air coughs at my every breath
Disease never seeks to fulfill me
After all, life rejects me
And death is filled with regret
>you stare at her in class
>Chad fucks her in the ass on the grass then passes gas
>The gleam of her eye, the weight of her glance
>No matter how tiny, it jolts at your heart, breaking your trance
>She lived in your thoughts without pause, and came into your dreams
>She's all that you wanted and now you just need find the means
>To get her in confidence, to let her see the person you are, the person people don't see
>But in appearance and in spirits, you have nothing to offer, to any degree
>So you sit afar and settle for just getting what you can see
>And see her blush and laugh with someone that you'll never be
>For her you would forsake your waifu
>Chad fucks her in the ass using kung-fu
