>Be me
> be 13
>really into emulators, the fact that it's technically illegal got my 4 incher harder than a metapod
>get Pokemon Soul Silver on my phone
>absolutely absorbed in that shit for days
>get kinda bored, decide to use cheats
>toucheverything.jpeg
>all my random encounters become arceus, pic related
>i turn of all the cheats
>oh god no
>arceus encounters will not stop
>haven't seen a different pokemon in days
>I have 10 boxes full of arceus
>finally I beat the game
>my arceus army can be put to rest
>delete my emulator
>never touch anything to do with pokemon again
>>29891261
>be 13
>get Pokemon Soul Silver on my phone
Kek underage
>>29891261
lol nice
>ask brother if I can play on his game from start for giggles and shits
>he says ok but as long as I don't save as his gamefile has all his current pkmn on
>restart my brother's fire red
>choose bulbasaur as starter
>play for a while
>realise it's an off colour
>ask my brother he doesn't know shit and doesn't give a fuck
>play for a while then get bored and switch off
>realise a month later it was shiny when reading a random article
>>29891304
They came out in early 2010 in the west, op is likely 19 now.
>>29891261
/b/ xD wrong board my friend!
>>29891373
There's literally an entire board designated for Pokemon on the website you fuck
>>29891421
Enjoy getting banned kid
>>29891362
Emulating the DS on smartphones is a rather recent thing tho.
Also.
>meet only friend in middle school
>get him into pokemon
>he is now a full blown weeb
The slippery slope is real
>>29891421
MODS DO YOUR JOBS
>>29891421
Enjoy you are ban.
>>29891421
Please fuck off forever
>>29891446
I will buddy
>>29891441
Oh, right. I missed that.
>>29891421
Why would a 15 year old come to r9k?
>>29891421
Post dick quick
>put pokemon crystal on my kindle
>put in cheat to have infinite full restores in my backpack
>turn off cheat
>for the rest of the game, can't pick up any other items because it says the pack is full
>29891481
I'm incredibly fat and gay??
>people who were 13 when HGSS came out are 19 and shitting on /r9k/ now
FUCK
>be me
>middle schooler
>playing firered
>powerleveling my team through diglett cave
>a diglett appears, as usual
>this one has a different colored nose
>think it's a glitch in the game
>brain thinks "I have to kill it"
>kill the diglett
>tell my friend about this encounter
>tells me I just killed a shiny
and that's the story of when I first considered suicide.
>playing my first pokemon game
>yellow on my new GBCthe first gaming item that was MINE and not my older brothers
>ran out of money in game trying to train my team to beat the elite four
>getting my team there slowly but surely.
>one day older brother wants to play
>say ok because maybe he'll like me more if i let him
>gives my game back a few hours later
>immediately start playing again
>he saved over my game
>lol, sorry
>tfw burst into treats
>tfw raging and flailing in a way that i had not done before or since then.
>tfw routinely saved over and deleted his game saves and acted like i didn't know what i was doing after that.
>>29891421
MODS
PLEASE
PLEASE
YOU ARE TAKING TOOO LONG
HE'S GETTING AWWAAAYYY
>>29891421
post shota boipussy or get banned
>>29892197
>older brother's friend comes over
>he lets me play his save game of Crash Bandicoot on PS1
>100% completion
>overwrite it
>still feel bad about it nearly 20 years later
>>29892406
hey, at least you felt bad about it. my brother didnt give a single fugaroonie.
