I'll start:
>be me 2 years ago
>new at SAT prep classes
>only two other classmates
>at the end of the class, teacher says he brought two snickers bars
>teacher says that one of them has to share with me
>I refuse because I felt it would be awkward, since there were two bars and I was obviously the extra
>"why? everyone likes chocolate"
>to avoid more awkwardness I say i'm allergic to chocolate (Im not, i really like chocolate)
>I avoid eating anything with chocolate at that place, but still enjoy it outside of the classes
>2 months later
>at the mall with my family
>we decide to stop for ice cream
>I get chocolate flavor
>suddenly spot one of the classmates at the store
>tryingtoavoideyecontact.jpg
>he looks at me
>we stare at each other for like 10 seconds staight
>h-hey anon
>say hi back
>never show up to SAT classes ever again
bump cause writing story
>Be me, 13 year old emo faggot
>friends with another edgy kid, has white hair and scars everywhere. We will call him Q
>He is friends with qt3.14 emo chick, we will call her S
>Hang out with Q just to orbit S
>Do a bunch of degenerate stuff with them to look cool
>Start smoking 5 a day to look cool
>Start cutting to look cool
>After a month or two of this finally work up the courage
>"H-hey S, y-y-you're really cute"
>"Thanks KiwiAnon, you know i have a bf right?"
>devastated.fuckingkillme
>keep orbiting cause beta asf
cont in a bit
>>29890726
The only autistic thing about that story is the fact that you think some random classmate would remember that you said you were allergic to chocolate 2 months later
>>29890952
>She eventually breaks up with bf
>Literally the second i find out I text her
>"So you and bf split up"
>"Yeah, im so sad" (not what she said but basically the same)
>"does that mean you can go out with me now?"
Shut up, i realize now how autistic that is
>She actually says yes out of pity
>We 'date' for 6 months
>Hey KiwiAnon, I'm moving to (Far away city) and i don't think i want to do LDR
>sad for all of 1 minute
>play vidja and do drugs to cheer myself up
bamp
and also good storys frieinds
>>29890726
>1st year of college, English class
>Professor does that stupid thing where you introduce yourself to the whole class
>my turn comes up
>nervousAF.jpeg
>say stuff about myself and start to stutter
> look at my desk a lot in between pauses for some reason
>"Why are you looking at your desk, anon?"
>"oh, umm... nothing"
>"Do you have what you're saying written on your desk?"
>Tell her I have a twitch as a "joke" but sound serious
>she's visibly confused and students start to look at each other
>"oh ok... Well, you can sit down, anon."
Fucking Christ. Rest of the class everyone keeps glancing back at me
