Your excuse?
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Hey, robots, what is your excuse for not having a girlfriend? Look at pic related. Guy is below average and is dating a top tier cosplay goddess.
... So what's your excuse?
I've been dating a girl for 2 years, sort of felt like i betrayed you robots when we started but shes great and i love her. I hope you guys all find a girl too
>>29890266
Get off this damn board you normie scum.
>>29890219
I think the dude is on the same level. She isnt tht pretty.
>>29890219
No self confidence. Girls seem into me but I never have the balls to ask for their number.
>>29890219
They're both below average.
>>29890296
>>29890341
Pic related is same girl.
>dyed red hair
Usually a 95% chance the girl has problems. The eyes confirm it though.
>>29890359
>hair and mask covering most of her face, unaesthetic and awkward body proportions
Yeah..
>>29890404
>>29890421
So if pic related was into you, you'd turn her down? Wow. I think we found the problem, guys.
is that the girl vp sometimes talks about?
>>29890219
uh that's her brother lol
>>29890439
Of course not, I'm a 2/10 and would gladly gf her.
>>29890439
Of course they wouldn't. /r9k/'s standards are so warped.
>>29890359
i see no boobs on OP pic
>>29890439
I would turn her down. I am usually able to sense people's auras through chi energy and would know instantly if something was up with her.
>>29890558
Same girl, I promise.
>>29890569
And this is why every girl will shoot you down, anon. Pathetic. You can't do any of that, and she is an awesome and charming person.
>>29890219
Because meeting qt virgins isn't exactly easy, and I have a low sex drive so I'm definitely not dating used goods.
>>29890219
I'm mentally ill and dont talk to other humans unless I have to.
>>29890603
If you date a girl past 18, 90% of the time she won't be a virgin. By twenty-one, 99% of girls are no longer virgins. Even among fatties.
>>29890266
Thanks anon, you've betrayed noone, I'm glad life is going better for you
>tfw know a dude who's 4/10, face wise, manlet, brown, chubby bordering fat, smokes pot and works as a sandwich artist ;)
>he has an 8/10 qt pie gf
>she seems really nice and like she actually loves him
>I havent had a relationship last longer than a week despite being told I'm very attractive many times
It's all about personality right? Maybe if I work on it or something.. Fuck.. I thought people were supposed to like you for who you are
>>29890644
And that's my excuse. Why would I waste my time on a girl who let other men fuck her? I'd rather die alone.
>>29890439
we are enlightened aristocratic NEETs so yes we would, but not for normie reasons
for reasons you cant comprehend wagecuck
>>29890698
I know what you mean, man. Guys like him get cute gfs because they're fucking genuine. He owns what he is and doesn't try to be anything else. A lot of us on this board have a hard time with that because we didn't develop a real personality.
>>29890599
>awesome and charming
LOL, poor betacuck. She's got the crazy eyes, alright.
>>29890730
Your a hypocrite. You would be okay with fucking her, but you don't want other men to do so.
>>29890746
>mfw genuinely just want to be kind and nice to people because I don't like how the design of the world flows
>only one girl ever noticed and used this to her advantage by keeping me around for her first year or
>>29890858
>wanting a pure virgin is hypocritical
???
He's clear skin, nice teeth, nice face. Probably like 30 years old. Probably a great personality (ultra normalfag) with friends and good job. These guys are super winners in life. Upper-middle class at worst. Don't call him below average, that's not true.
Its not about looks. It never was. Its about being able to deal with life's turbulences and coming up stronger.
There are better things to pursuit and chase, OP.
Way, way better ones.
>>29890219
Dutchs keep destroying my dreams.
I hate every single one of them.
>>29890919
Yeah but people on this board want to live under the delusion that only guys with six packs and model looks can date pretty girls.
>>29890858
I had a gf and didn't fuck her, I actually have some self restraint. I want a wife not to plow some teenager. Don't just assume I'm a hypocrite.
>>29891029
I think most here realize that money and personality matter more than anything. Since they're a bunch of average looking guys with neither of those. Myself included.
Big L said it best, RIP
If you don't get ends you won't be getting no skin
If you don't clock loot you won't be knocking no boots
If you broke you get a wack slut, if you got dough you get a ho wit a fat butt
>>29891095
> had a gf
Women need sexy just like men. You got dumped because you weren't fucking her.
>>29891296
I'm the one who dumped her, fuck off with your degenerate excuses. Nobody NEEEDS sex.
>>29890219
I had one but women are fucking whores and cheat on your even if you're away for like 2 fucking weeks
Women are a plague and a mistake
>>29891414
Psychologists would disagree.
>>29891465
>trusting a fucking psychologist
They're literally paid to come up with bullshit to justify people being terrible. Most go through years of puberty without sex and survive just fine.
>>29891549
Only 10% as previously indicated are virgins after 18.
>>29891465
congratulations you are the 10,000th idiot today to misinterpret maslow.
Sex is at the base as a physiological need because it is an urge that thoe body experiences and desires satisfaction for on a daily basis, not because you die without it or becaus you literally cannot move on to other activities without it. It's just a body function like shitting or breathing.
>>29891414
Sex is a primal urge. The modern age is fascinating because the internet has given a voice to those of us that have been denied it. Look at how bitter and cynical the people on this board are.
>>29891612
it's higher than 10, that number is just bullshit spread around this site.
>>29891655
Urge /= need.
>>29891636
>Just another bodily function that won't kill you if you don't do.
> like shitting and breathing
>>29890219
There's a reason the picture is so washed out that you can barely make out her nose.
> 2/10 would not bang
>>29890219
>'dating' a cosplay goddess
>>29891933
Neon is very respected and has "goddess" status.
>>29890219
>what is your excuse for not having a girlfriend
What's my excuse for not babysitting an overgrown child? For dumping half or more of my income into an investment that takes it for granted? For emotionally investing myself into someone who doesn't give a shit about any issues that may come up in my life?
How about my excuse for not being obligated to respond to a person's text within five minutes lest they get pissed off, despite me often being busy with work? My excuse for not having someone get pissed at me for forgetting a random friend's name? My excuse for not having a spoiled child that needs everything determined for her and won't come up with any contribution of value for herself?
My excuse for not having a complete and utter leeching void in my life who would maybe return my devotion once in a blue moon? That's a good question OP. I'll get back to you when I figured it out.
>>29892035
All you need in order to have """"goddess"""" status for cosplay is (1) appear feminine and (2) don't be a fucking landwhale.
>>29892116
this tbqh unless you find a truly rare flower with a heart that beats for you
Asperger guys that doesn't know how to interact correctly to girls, recently fucked up talking to a girl.
Tfw dying alone is most possible ending.
>>29892846
How old are you, 16? You'll find someone to be the beta provider for.
>>29890219
I'm fat, old, poor and kind of a sociopath
your move OP
>>29890219
I'm not White or Asian desu
>>29890219
I don't have the money to get a woman from outside of my country.
American women are the fucking worst.
I know for a fact other countries have women that still act like women.
>>29890219
he's better looking than she is, honestly
>>29890219
THE NOSE KNOWS
oregano
