Protip: The hairdresser can literally smell your secrets.
they never talk to me. they always talk to their coworkers
good thing i go to a barber
he don't know shit
>she can smell my virgin walk
JUST
>>29889533
I always get the feeling that the barber is rubbing his cock into my shoulder.
I can't deal with that.
Fuck. I know that feel. I soon as i walked in all te barbers thought i was gay.
Jokes on them though am only bisexual (stupid sexy traps)
>>29889500
Im in love with my hairdresser. She is just wonderful
>>29889562
Men in wigs are not girls. You are 100% gay.
>go to get my haircut
>roastie whore asks me what I want
>tell her I'm going to my mom's funeral and just want to look presentable
>get a nice haircut with zero bullshit small talk
>>29889612
>Liking this is gay
Then am the gayest straight man ever.
>>29889571
Same. I wish she was my gf but i think she hates me. I wish i could work up the nerve to talk to her..
>barber I go to is a long time family friend
>knows I don't like talking too much
>free haircuts sometimes
Feels good.
>>29889500
>tfw change new hairdresser everytime so they wouldn't remember me and avoid talking
>>29889500
Is that why she presses her boobs against my back because she can smell the musty cum in my hair?
>>29889619
That's not a bad idea. It only works once though. Definitely can't go back after that.
