>one chance at life
>born argonian
>not even in argonia,in some shit hole near whiterun
>new dragon born
>turns out to be some dunmer cuck
Kill me now
argonianz wuz kangz!
WE WUZ KANGZ N SHEEIT
DA HIST MADE US KANGZ
>>29888610
>Making your Dragonborn anything but a Nord
>>29888759
Shut your hole smooth skin
We all know an argonian would make the greatest of dragon born warriors
>>29888610
*smacks lips*
AYOOOOO
*wraps tongue*
NIGGA SO YOU BE SAYING
*drinks hist sap*
YOU BE SAYING DAT
*robs a house*
DAT WE WUZ ASSASINS N SHIEEET?
>>29888759
Argonian is the best race in Oblivion. Best way to play that game is stealth with light magic. Skyrim is better to be a fighter or some sort of Mage
>>29888791
We wuz kings then them dirty dunmers enslaveded us shiz unfair now puts your boots on boi were going to an argonian lives matter rally
>tfw Argonians skinked out and started shitting over Morrowind
>>29888610
>hear about dragon near town
>some faggot in shitty iron armor struts into town
>apparently this fucker is the dragonborn
>goes to our local market
>sells a fuckton of deer hides, bankrupting the merchant
>he gets dragged off to debtors prison
>dragon attacks
>this fucker chugs a bunch of homemade potions, probably destroying his liver, and charges in with a steel sword
>kills the dragon in several hits
>steals a guard's helmet undetected
>leaves for about three years
>comes back in full fucking demon armor
>proceeds to summon a Dremora and massacre our town guard
>hide in house
>come out a day or so later
>this bastard is now thane of the Hold
>nigga what
>kills my wife
>gets away with it because thane
>fucks off to Nord ruin just outside town
I hope that fucker dies in there
Soooooo /skyrim/ thread?
>>29888610
Without us your race would still crawl in the mud, you're whole kind is pathetic. Slavery is your only purpose.
I do not even mind to insult you, because your sheer existence is an offence to the Nine.
We're watching you.
Scum.
>>29889091
Fucking grey skin piece of shit
I dare you fools to step a single foor into black marsh,you fucks got absolutely destroyed by those disgusting manly daedra,they attempted to invade us but we turned the tables,stole their weapons and killed them all with our 8 foot tall warriors,THEY ran away out of fear yu dunmer would never stand a chance in a war against the argonian army
Learn your place fool
>>29889091
Your faggoty ancestors fought against the great scientific advances of the Dwemer. If they hadn't been so occupied fighting you Niggermer, they might not have fucked everything up and could have actually reached CHIM.
>>29889091
>Nine
NOT TODAY
You are a perfect example of argonian arrogance.
While you are talking about the presumptive superiority of your race, your people are selled on the market in my home town.
Three gods, one true faith!
>tfw fucking n'wah are thinking, they are the masterrace, ... again
>>29888759
TALOS GUIDE YOU
We need to throw those greyskins and beastfolk out of skyrim. Only Ulfric will bring skyrim to former glory
Dwemer master race
The Dwemer outsmarted Azura with simple sleight of hand, built cities no other race could, had steam power while everyone else used mills, fucking make a forge to build with Aetherium, nearly achieved CHIM, and made it outside the mortal plane.
>>29889489
>>29889378
How does it feel seeing a dunmer bitch loving my snake
Get cucked dunmer faggots
>>29889349
To oblivion with you thalmor scum, Talos is a GOD
I love seeing all these fools not realizing that sithis is the true god
I'm amazed that ignorance still reigns in the minds of you fools
>>29889597
He is not a god. He is merely a man who achieved CHIM.
He is not an Aedra.
CHIM=/=Divinity
Good goy, keep drinking skooma. Thalmor and imperials will fight and khajiit will rule all sands
>>29889568
>is argonian
>implying he has a cock
>implying he does not reproduce by fucking laying eggs
>wants to cuck a dumner
>...
>still does not wonder, why his race is being enslaved by us Dumners by centuries
Why are you all in my store, bitching about race? Buy something or fuck off!! You can use the Enchantment Table if you need to but don't break it.
>>29888795
I'm playing a female Argonian Witchhunter right now. Mighty fun. Though my sneak being higher would help, I usually am able to defeat foes without being hit since I'm so fast.
>>29889711
>4th era
>not having an Aetherium Forge
Nordic education, everyone
>>29889792
Are you going to donate one? Between my wife wanting better clothes and jewelry, and paying protection money to the Thieves Guild, I don't have enough spending money to buy mead!
>>29889842
Maybe if you didn't give all your gold to the temple, you could afford dinner, you barbarian
>>29889892
Aye! Unless you want to be explaining to the city guard why you have stolen valuables, I suggest you shut yer mouth!
>>29888610
Scum.
>>29888759
Scum.
>>29888784
Scum.
>>29888795
Scum.
>>29889163
Scum.
>>29889295
Scum.
>>29889349
Scum.
>>29889550
Scum.
>>29889568
Scum.
>>29889597
Scum.
>>29889655
Scum.
>>29889711
Scum.
>>29889756
Scum.
>>29889842
Scum.
>>29889551
Greetings, I am at your service!
>>29889944
That's the last straw, Dwarf! Now you'll end up like the Snow Elves! All nords, ATTACK!!
>>29889968
INTRUDER! What are you d o i n g?
G E T O U T!
Reminder that Morrowind is the one and only true robot RPG.
Nothing comfier than walking through a sand storm in your shitty leather armor to deliver a plant and get 4 septims.
The game only lacks sleeping bags...
The people of skyrim fight so much m'iaq does not understand this practice
>>29890065
This.
>morrowind being the best elder scrolls RPG
>morrowind takes place... in morrowind
>morrowind is the homeland of the dumner
>morrowind is strongly dumner themed
Just coincidences, I believe!
>>29890065
Are you that faggot from omegle that disagreed with me when I said oblivion was robot-teir
>>29890226
No. I just play Morrowind a lot.
>>29890254
Alright, because that guy was A) a total dick and B) lacked any sense what so ever, but to an extent I agree, Morrowind is super robotic, but so is oblivion. the only chad Elder Scrolls is skyrim. (IMO)
ALL ALDMERI ALPHABETS BASED ON DWEMER
DWEMER ARE FOREFATHERS OF LANGUAGE
>>29890283
It's just that Oblivion doesn't have the alien landscapes and shit. I can see why a robot would feel betrayed with that coming out after Morrowind.
Man, I really wish the Necessities of Morrowind mod worked well.
>>29890226
>>29890254
>>29890283
Morrowind is the most robotic elder scrolls, because the world is static!
Oblivion and Skyrim are non-static, so that the player constantly feels successful.
>>29890321
Oh yeah Morrowind was a weird ass game, and I love it for that aspect, but personally I don't see Oblivion that much different from Morrowind. How are they different for you though?
>>29890354
This might be it, yes.
Sometimes you walk into a place and fuck up. You get spotted by a thief, one too many cliff racers, etc.
>>29890358
There's also this sense of comfy you get from the little stuff, like the shitty huts where you only find one or two weeds, that random book in an abandoned boat you found after hours of wandering, etc.
>>29890441
Yeah! In Morrowind you feel like you were thrown into a beautifully strange world and you have to make it on your own.
Oblivion/Skyrim feels like the world is trying to please you all the time.. For example: There is this one quest: Do it at level 5 and you get a cookie, do it at level 50 and you get an epic item. I felt so hardly betrayed and it made me almost depressed, because I knew back then, that the old static games are gone..
I tried translating Egg of Time. Gibberish, definitely not the langauge of such an advanced race. Do you think Dwemer used a code cipher?
Truly, life is suffering...
Original sadness
>>29889648
When he ascended to divinity he took the mantle that lay empty when aldmer bastards killed lorkhan. There was always a 9th divine, and it is Talos
>>29889944
This made me lol original
>a robot themed Elder Scrolls thread
Dis some comfy shit senpai, I like it
Is there anyone else who makes stuff for Morrowind? I got into house modding but the game is so old I didn't see a point to it anymore.
I don't think I even have the mod around.
It's just so fun making houses, since you have to take into account that the place is very poor so you can't throw all kinds of shit in there, but you get to put baskets, lanterns, etc. and try to make the house believable.
Cats and bretons most robot races
>>29891615
Glad you like my thread traveler,now sit back with some mead and watch as people in this thread slowly realize that argonians are truly themaster race
>>29892023
The modding community is still active m8 Skywind is proof of that
>>29892064
>mfw my first skyrim character was an argonian "specializing" in heavy armor, block, destruction, sneak, pickpocket, lockpick, sneak, one handed
>>29892028
>implying
My brother and I have these Argonian characters who are insane. A few of their char rules:
>hate cities but will go there if they absolutely need to
>no map, no minimap, nothing
>no taking armors off corpses
Just you and the wilderness, that spear you got in a Dwemer ruin by running past everything, and three homemade potions in case something fucks you up.
