I'm 26 years old and I don't know how to tie shoelaces.
I have worn these kind of shoes since I was like 8.
I have looked at several tutorials on youtube but I just can't get it right.
I thought I should let you all know.
>>29887205
learn how to tie a regular knot, first of all
To tie a shoe, just tie a regular knot with the shoelaces then take the ends, and make little bunny ears and then tie another regular knot using the bunny ears. It's that simple.
There are a variety of different knots to choose from. Pick one and practice it. Wearing velcro shoes is manchild like behavior that I will not tolerate. Sure you can get away with it by wearing loafers or slip on shoes, but there is a chance you might be missing out.
>>29887205
>not having mommy to tie your shoe laces for you
>>29887264
But when I do it like this the knot unties as as soon as I walk.
And they say suicide is a foolish thing to do.
>>29887309
Try starting with the opposite lace
Can;t wait to see this on the front of r/4chan
Hilarious good chap haha!
/B/! AHAHA
>>29887296
Any knot in particular you would recommend?
Just buy some better looking laceless shoes
Like vans
>>29887205
Jesus christ, I'm going to pray for you
>>29887493
the monkey's fist
>>29887205
literal kindergarteners can tie their shoes, OP. you literally make an "X" with the laces, pull one under and pull, make a loop with one lace, wrap the other lace around the looop and pull. If you then tie the two loops again, it won't come un-done.
>>29887205
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ia8U-Yb-tkI
