i keep getting "result: normie" and that can't be right.
>>29886126
go to the doctor and tell them why you think you're autistic
here's how i imagine that usually plays out for you guys
>im autistic i think
>dr: what are symptoms u got my son?
>well i am socially inept and i cant make eye contact and i cant speak very well
>dr: it's literally your personality, autism is a complex spectrum disorder and everyone displays at least one or two symptoms, you should rest easy tonight knowing you odn't have autism
>o-ok bye doctor
>go home to parents
>WHAT TYHE FUCK MOM I AM AUTISTIC THAT DOCTOR SODESNT KNOW ANYTHING O MT FUCKING GOD HOW DID HE GET A PHD WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENIGN TO THE WORLD#?????????????????////
First, spread your cheeks. If you find small burgers there, then I have bad news for you
>>29886126
I have aspergers, go to a doctor internet tests aren't going to do shit.
>>29886311
my doctor is stupid tho i have another health condition and because it's not well understood and therefore taught in the medical schools i'm directing my own treatment.
how's this for possible scenario
>i hate relationships and hardly ever dated
>people piss me off esp in large doses
>i'm probably a massive asshole
>HELP
>>29886716
even if you are a little above average on the spectrum your fucking diagnosis will change nothing because you sound like you're functioning enough to deal with it
doctors will think you're wasting your time
>>29886785
i need to identify the problem anon, and figure out what to do to compensate.
>>29886126
aspietests.org
ur welcome fellow assburg
>>29886824
it's not a fucking problem in anyone's head but YOURS
that's why it's a waste of time
>people make me sad
>im a jerk
so fucking what? me too, i just sit around and don't interact with people to the best of my ability
>>29886851
i'm not a NEET, buddy.
>>29886890
neither am i you fuckwit
i already told you, go to the doctor and tell him
the other things i said are what will most likely happen: embarrassment because you're a hypochondriac who has fallen for a meme
Here you go my dude
https://psychology-tools.com/autism-spectrum-quotient/
>>29886921
am i suppose to be embarrassed that you called me a fuckwit
>>29886941
no, you're supposed to be embarrassed that you made up this idea that you're suffering from aspergers when you're actually just a normal person with an attitude problem then you go to the doctor and he tells you that exact same thing
>mfw i knew you would say this
>>29886126
You don't have to have autism to not be a normie. There are also personality disorders
>>29887006
>he
too bad it's a lady eh?
>>29887100
can the internet tell me this too?