Hi, I'm uncut and all of those who support circumcision should be stoned to death
>>29885682
I am cut and I agree. I will always hate my parents for having used this barbaric Jewish practice on my penis.
>>29885723
I loathe American parents for being physically abusive to little boys in the first week of their life
>>29885723
Have you made them feel bad about it yet
>>29885682
Serious question, why do Americans do this
T. Brazilfag
>>29885950
Because have you ever seen an uncut dick
I literally vomit
>>29886037
hahahahahahhahaha fucking retard
it's mutilation plain and simple and you can't call it natural in any sense of the word, and
>looking at dicks
fucking faggot
>>29886037
So you make a decision for your newborn that affects its entire life because it's pretty?
>>29886104
it isn't even pretty he's just used to seeing mutilated dicks from his porn addiction
>>29885798
Mine just laugh it off or say I'm overreacting
>>29886083
Evolution just isn't keeping up with scientific progress. We still cut cause it's the better option.
>INB4 OLD JEWISH PRACTICE
Have fun with your smegma.
>>29886162
>smegma
you know you "evolved' to use soap and water, right? fucking tard
>>29886037
yeah? you get off to 2-tone, scarred dicks?
faggot
>>29886162
>mfw Americans are too lazy to clean their dicks so they just cut them off
Also, why is it banned in countries then
Cutfags.
No matter what you may think about us uncuts, here is a fact that you cannot deny:
We can get our dicks mutilated whenever we so please, by going to a hospital.
If you want to go back to having foreskin, you have to spend months stretching your dick, and even then, it probably won't look normal.
In other words, we have a choice in the matter, you don't. And I don't blame you for it.
>>29885682
Hi anon, I am also uncut and I agree entirely. I feel really bad for you cutbros. It wasn't your fault that your parents couldn't think for themselves and fell for a jew meme.
>>29886195
Look, if my skin is so inefficient that I have to push parts of myself out of the way to have a better angle for cleaning myself, that's stupid.
If I was so fat that I had to lift excess flesh off myself, I would get rid of the fat, and eat better. Same way that a flap of useless skin at the end of my dick isn't something I feel like dealing with. Hell yes snip it off.
If I'd been born with a fused palette I wouldn't thank my parents for leaving it cause it was "natural".
>>29886276
you lift your arm to get your armpit don't you? this is stupid, you're clearly not intelligent
>>29886219
Just another reason America is #1
>>29886198
I mean, it'd be nice to be uncut, but american girls would rather that you were circumcised.
Not that any girl is ever gonna see my dick
>>29886227
>If you want to go back to having foreskin, you have to spend months stretching your dick, and even then, it probably won't look normal.
is there anybody who has tried to do this? It's the dumbest thing I've ever heard
>>29886297
My arms can lift themselves. I don't have a muscle for peeling back foreskin, and I doubt anyone here does.
>>29886219
You still have to clean it, goofball
And say besides that in Aleppo once,
Where a malignant and a turbaned Turk
Beat a Venetian and traduced the state,
I took by the throat the circumcised dog,
And smote him, thus.
*stabs himself*
>>29886321
You have a hand. Pull it back and wash it
Holy shit
>>29886276
Losing weight has nothing to do with cutting off parts of your body.
When is your surgery to cut off some of your ear to make it easier to clean behind them?
>>29885682
Yeah we we we did it its the yeah its the same get it
>>29886312
There was a video on youtube. Apparently you can indeed stretch the foreskin out.
>>29886397
Invalid. The back of the isn't sealed off from the air, and is therefore easily cleaned by simply brushing a cloth around the area with a small amount of pressure, and can be done one-handed. Foreskin cleaning requires 2 hands and a thorough inspection after to ensure the horrid shit is actually gone.
>>29886440
All I do is rinse with soap water and I'm fine lol
BTFO
>>29886440
>Foreskin cleaning requires 2 hands and a thorough inspection after to ensure the horrid shit is actually gone.
What the fuck? Any uncut guy will tell you that this is inaccurate. All I do is pull it back, with one hand mind you, in the shower and it's clean. As long as you don't have phimosis, cleaning it is no harder than cleaning behind your ear.
>>29886574
This. Cleaning it is as easy as masterbating
I feel bad for cutfags.
>>29886037
Kill yourself, you dumb roastie. You're cutting away the most sensitive, pleasure-inducing part of the penis to make wrinkle cream because "teehee, I don't want him to feel different in the locker room or with vapid, retarded whores such as myself!" It's genital mutilation and it's so ingrained in our society that my human rights professor literally laughed at me when I brought it up in class. But FEMALE genital mutilation--oy vey, now that's a serious problem! Poor wimmyn ;_;
>>29885682
Literally
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>>29886276
>this protective sheath of skin lubricates and maintains the sensitivity of my penis by limiting direct contact with my glans
>well, better cut it off! Chop me up, Dr. Shekelstein!
It honestly amazes me that we are thousands of years into the process of human evolution and yet braindead, woefully-stupid retards such as yourself still manage to somehow cling to existence.
>>29886956
It's kind of like a kid who just got a console for Christmas, and then finds out that he got the shitty one. But his parents won't buy him another one, so he has to delude himself into thinking that he got the best one.
>>29885682
>In every fucking circumcision thread: Grown men obsessing over other's penises
If you're uncut, whoopty-fucking-do. No one gives a shit because of something that was out of your control (Like it or not, circumcision is a legal medical procedure that can be performed in ANY country if the parent wills it). Same for cutfags. Why the fuck are you so obsessed over the condition of an organ that you'll never use?
>Hey, I have a Ferrari in my garage. In theory if I were to drive it it would be a blast, but no one lets me, so I just pull it into the driveway and rev the engine a lil
>FUUUUUU-I mean-REEEEEEEE FUCK YOU MOM AND DAD FOR TAKING AWAY MY FERRARI AND GIVING ME A PT CRUISER EVEN THOUGH EITHER WAY I DON'T DRIVE REEEEEEEEEE
>inb4 b-b-but the masturbation uncut is better! That's why I've spent the past month obsessively moisturizing my dick and stretching the skin to the limit! It's not because I think the only barrier to endless pussy is my cut dick!
Every one of these literal DAILY threads, both on /r9k/ and /b/, hit the post limit and stay up for the max amount of time. Multiple triple digit post threads on the boards at the same time, rehashing the same arguments and memes, over something that was, ultimately, 100 percent out of your control.
>"B-but muh future chilren!"
Don't even pretend like that's a possibility.
Can we please just let this breed of shitpost die out?
>>29887071
I personally hate the idea of newborns being mutilated every day and the only way to calm down is to share my opinions
You can always sage
>>29885767
>saving hand-drawn pepes
Nice, nice
I expected this thread to be raided by pro male genital mutilation (mgm) shills.
They seem to be outnumbered by reasonable people.
I'm pleasantly surprised.
This ritualistic nonsense should be outlawed with the rare exception of actual medical complications that would be negated by having this performed.
It's as simple as that, neither aesthetics nor religious belief should ever be allowed to justify this, especially not legally.
I pity all the stockholm-syndrome-like men who have had it done to them and defend the savage practice.
I don't think people who have had it done to them should feel ashamed, it wasn't there choice, it isn't their fault.
They shouldn't feel like they must have a vendetta, but I wouldn't fault them for it at all if they did, it's understandable.
It's absurd that people either male or female, with or without circumcisions, would ever advocate this savagery, especially if they're unreligious.
No newborn boy should ever have their body mutilated to appease and appeal to the opposite sex, that's the shallowest and most pathetic excuse I've ever encountered.
Because women prefer it? It's disgusting beyond words and illustrates how much more value is given to the satisfaction of girls/women than the bodily autonomy of boys.
I couldn't care less about quantifying the severity of either and how much they differ, neither are acceptable.
All child genital mutilation that isn't somehow absolutely necessary for health and well-being of said child should be illegalized in any civilized place.
Imagine if we all treated females' genital mutilations with equal disregard as we do males'.
There would be so much outrage, the dehumanizing double standard here is outrageous.
>>29887122
Saging doesn't hide when a whole new thread springs up, and the fact that my filter has to be "circumcision*|circumcise*|cut|uncut" and these threads still get through is frustrating.
It's beating the bones of a long-dead horse, same reason I hate Boxxy/Catie and You Laugh/Fap/Cringe You Lose threads.
>tfw cut
at least it was for medical reasons and not Judaism or """ hygiene """
>>29887267
My condolences, friend. When were you cut?
