lets get an official r9k definition of a robot
>depressed
>lonely (by choice or not)
>realistic
>smarter than average
>intp or j
tell me where im wrong or add more im tired of normies calling themselves bots
>smarter than average
This isn't true. I'm a robot and I'm an absolute fucking retard.
People think I'm smart because I can bullshit them but I'm really really stupid.
You're wrong. a robot is someone who feels nothing for society or themselves or anything really. It's in the name.
A robot is an empty husk, a shell of once was.
>intp or j
Believing in jungian bullshits...
I doubt we will all agree on a definition but I consider a robot to be a complete outcast, no friends or anything like that. Social life = normie.
>>29884669
Requiring a meme personality test is stupid.
Requiring they be intelligent is also silly.
More than anything being a robot is contingent upon incredibly poor social skills, an overall shitty life situation, a pervading feeling of misery and alienation. If you have a girlfriend, are not a virgin (exceptions for rape), or have friends, then you are not a robot.
>>29884669
>smarter than average
>intp or j
I disagree with these.
>>29884669
>has a low density and negative vibrations
>"negs" womens
>doesn't know about quiet talk
Everything is true about me except for the smarter than average part. And I'm also an INFP. I'm stupid as hell. I lack complete motivation to ever study science or math or anything really. I was a total underachiever in school. I was the last kid to finish my tests. I was always the slowest. I never paid attention and people would make fun of me for how slow forgetful and spacey I was. I lack social skills too. I dislike people because I grew up with parents who also never hung out with anyone. Parents were hard on me emotionally while being overbearing and controlling. I have no friends and no sex and I work a dead end job where I get shit on by fat women in their forties. And the shittest customers are usually always women.
>>29884669
>virgin
>male
that's it
i dont think anyone on this board is a robot, robots are supposed to be unemotional "robot" here basically means loser and im one of them
>>29884818
>feeling over thinking
>calling yourself a robot
If I had to make an absolute conclusion on the most stereotypical robot personality, it would be INTP. INTPs are pretty much auto-robots.
>>29884830
if having sex means so much to you youre a failed normie
>>29884873
Isn't depression a necessary robot trait? Feeling is very much robot
>>29884741
robots shouldnt be miserable they arent supposed to have feelings thats what robot means
>>29884907
nice try normie
being a virgin male in society's eyes means you are lower than a dog. even if you don't care about sex, normies still look down on you.
>>29884947
Feeling is very much what it means to be a robot.
We are robots because we are very bad at expressing our feelings. We appear cold, however we do feel.
>>29884963
>youre not a robot until the rest of society looks down on you
we're never going to come to a real answer i dont like this inverted society where the most oppressed are the best. people like you are making r9k the male version of tumblr and its fucking retarded.
>>29884689
this
>lab class
>everyone is struggling to do the lab
>I make a suggestion
>girl lab partner says "ya anon is smart, lets listen to him"
>I was wrong and we fail the lab
I guess its just cause I'm so quiet and good at following directions.
a robot is someone who lost faith in everything, something that once was but is no more.
the traits you have mentioned are more of a stereotype than truth.
you can be nihilistic but not depressed/realistic.
people who are smart enough to know how depressing/meaningless life is but not smart enough to know that salvation lies in happiness aren't really that smart.
Robots are those who want to die but are afraid of death.
>>29885121
it's not really proof of being oppressed, it's proof that you are either completely detached or dysfunctional.
A robot should be exactly as the name suggests.
Someone who goes about life without any real motivations.
>>29884669
>has autism
>is KHV
>>29884669
>virgin
>male
>rejected by society
>rejects society
Everything else is a meme
>>29885359
This and only this.
Original comment robot
paying for a 4chan pass
>unironically browses /r9k/
That's I desu
>>29885204
lol ive been in a similar situation
normies think all the quiet types know their shit
>>29884669
Most people here are hypersensitives.
Life seems unbearable when youre not the average asshole with little regard for other peoples feelings.
I really wonder how all those good intentions just go to shit as soon as people form groups.
>>29884669
ROBOT IS THING THAT GOES BLEEP BLOOP
THAT'S IT YOU FAGGOTS. NO ONE CARES IF YOU'RE FUCKED UP ENOUGH TO BE A 'ROBOT'.
